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CHESS FIELD
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ACT 1
You are brought into the room of a young boy it
just happens to be this young boys 13th birthNO FUCK THIS EVERYONE WANT TH...
• God damn karkat go back to not existing in the
story but fine we will start with the trolls but
not yours we start with ...
Act 1
• You are in the room of a young troll. Exactly 6 alternian
solar sweeps you live in a flooded mansion it is covered
with ...
• Just as you are about to fire your amazing
canon rifle thing explodes luckily you threw it
just in time so you weren't h...
now
• enter name: minios empora
• Now that we know your name enough thinkin
of what he look like cause on the next page is...
Minios empora
Now you know dbag
• Now lets continue from were we were minios
and were targeted by another assassin you
don’t know who th...
Minios troll her
• Seakinggenecide began trolling thegillotineowner
SG: bitch you failed again
TO: w)(at the glub cant the...
• What a bitch but you got biga fish to fry you
wanna play a game wit ya friends and the
bitch
So you must troll your best...
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Seakinggenecide began trolling starofalternia
SG: gog I need to tawk
SA:ooooooook lay 8 on me
SG: ok so I...
NOW BE THE SOMEONE ELSE


You are now someone else this someone has a
deep burning love for drama and making drama,
she w...
ARIETI SERKET
Your name is arieti as mention you love drama, you
are about to play a game with some other friends
who you ...
NOW STOP IMAGINING CAUSE THIS IS WHAT SHE
LOOKS LIKE(NO HORNS )
You are about to enter the game with the quickest
of eas by cuting the shit and doing it
 So lets
HeY bRo CaN u JuSt Do My LiL gUy
 What gamzee says goes so…
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LADY‟S AND GENTALMEN BOYS AND GIRLS COME
CLOSER COME CLOSER AND WITNESS
SOMETHING YOU‟VE NEVER SEEN BEFOR
DREAMED ...


After such an amazing spectacle of an entrance I
but your wondering who this is well your about to
find out enter this ...
FAYGON MAKARA


Your name is Faygon you are one of the many
subjuggulat who keep the other bloods in check
you don‟t enjo...


Ok were just going to put out all the trolls then them
entering cause who cares about the shit that
happens pre game
SUNLOC CAPTOR
LIL ABOUT HIM


This is sunloc captor born assassin you
enjoy to sleep when your not killing people
well not really you h...
KRONOC NITRAM
LIL ABOUT HIM


His name is kronoc nitram you enjoy fighting
and being and over all bad ass you enjoy the
stories of pupa...
HUEETE LEIJON
LIL BOUT HER


This is Hueete you enjoy being active and
often overreact over little things many seek
you out as a matesp...
DARIAM PYROPE
LIL BOUT HER


She is dariam pyrope and she loves music,
her bff is the young serket you are an
unserperable due that mak...
BEATIX MARYAM
LIL ABOUT HER


You are Beatrix and you are nothing less of a
god. Your power rivals no other and for this
you were chose...
MARBIS ZAHHAK


You are marbis a young sexy troll who seem to
be constantly chased by fans and young trolls
seeking to mate with you ho...
CORALT PIEXES


You are coralt empress to be of alternia and
a ruthless one at that you destroy all that
opposes you some used to call ...
SOULIN MEGIDO


You are Soulin a ghost you died but due to
your abilities you haven't past to the next
world you would tell how you die...
NOW TIME FOR THE AWESOME GUY WHO IS REALEATED TO
A MEGA DICK
KERKIN VANTAS


You are Kerkin Vantas a violent pacifist you beat
peace into others but you actually aren't a very
peacef...
SGUB
YES ENTER YOUR DOOM
WELL JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED PRE
GAME


Minios is contacted by his special friend who told
him it was ok t...


In the land of fans and music we find soulin battling
a field of imps dariam look in jealousy at soulins
awesome land s...


But enough day dreaming you must reach him. You
weave through the imps with great successes. Now
to reach the next ring...


Thearcherofblood began pestering singledeathhunter



Yes?



Hello soulin



Oh… ha-hi marbis



I was wondering w...




OH MY GOG, YES, WOW HE-HE TALKED TO YOU YOU OF
ALL PEOPLE YOU WRE LUCKY ENOGH. TO GET TO TALK
TO HIM THE SPIRITS MUS...
LAND OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS


In the land of rainbows and unicorns Is marbis and
who even though receiving an incredibly shitty
planet has managed to...
SOULIN REACH MARBIS‟S RING


You enter his gate entering the land of rainbows
and unicorns. You bark a rainbow from the sheer
amazingness of his lan...
SOULIN ENOUGH DROOLING SPEAK
Soulin: oh uh ha-ho-he-I mean hi marbis
 Marbis: hi soulin I have my body ready for you
 So...
SOULIN ENTER NEW BODY


You enter the body but due to the fuck ass creator
who cant draw shit you'll HAVE to imagine this...
NOW LETS SEE THE ONE SLEEPING


You are now the one sleeping or should I say
sunloc unlike most you have two dream selves...


You are enjoying this but wha- what that hmm seem
your session will do its self sooner than you thought
OH WELL


Your dream self leaves just in time before prospits
impending doom you watch a safe distance away
from the destruction ...
PROSPIT WAS GOOD BUT NOW ITS GONE
Player realize sunloc was the two who asended to
god tier
 Yes it was you the guard of doom with your backup
god tier you...
GUARD OF DOOM
Looks like your
Session was
Meant to
Be impossiple
But you like those odds
Just proves your
worth



Now that we‟ve seen shit happen lets see what
kerkin is up to.
LAND OF PEACE AND LIGHTNING


Kerkin is currently beating the living shit out of an
imp poor guys you feel sorry for them...


You then destroy a shit ton of imps leavening a shit
ton of grist for your taking. You collect the grist by
this time y...


Gog this land is peaceful you love it so much but it
wont be for long…
TROLLS GATHER


You see a group of young fuckers ariveing


Kerkin: welcome to my home you pieces of shit



Soulin: hi ass



Sunloc: 2up



Marbis: hello mr.Vantas



Faygon...
Sunloc: ok guys shut the fuck up something BAD
just happened while I was on prospit.
 Kerkin: how bad?
 Sunloc: prospit ...
Kerkin: well thanks but were are us prospit
dreamers going to like
 Hueete: sunloc can I maybe live with u on prospit
 S...
Minios: he… he‟ll be here in a couple hours
 Sunloc: really now
 Minios: yes he will and for gog‟s sake treat your
king ...
Kerkin: as your leader I must intervine
 Faygon: leader?
 Kerkin: yes your leader
 Faygon: says who bitch
 Kerkin: say...
Faygon: good nice to know im leader now :o)
 Kerkin(relived) thank gog
 Faygon: now motherfuckers may we sit the fuck
do...
MOMENTS IN THE PAST BUT NOT
REALLY


You are in a young boys room it just so happens to
be this boys 13 birth day, he lik...
JACK GREEN


Your name is jack green and in a few second you
are about to hack the shit out of this game and with
your fr...


You begin to drift off from the hacking. Its just…
your consouls looks so lonely. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz a
shock runs down your ...


Minuets later (but not many) you are finished with
your hacking and your recipient. You marvel at your
work this sessio...
now like the trolls we will show you the rest of the
humans.
LUKE STRIDER


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You are Luke strider an awesome bad ass in every was I
mean how can someone be so bad ass and awesome is
this eve...
ANNA LIVOLAND


You are Anna livoland amazingly ruthless babe
when it comes to hunting you like it hard the harder
the better so u typi...
MILI EVANS


You are mili evans a young scientist and video
gamer you are always inventing thing and have
never been a day with out ...
SIDY KILMOREN
OH MY GOD WHY surely this is a joke I mean
nameing a character after your self no please tell
me………………………………………………………
…………...


Nope it‟s a joke
NEKO SHAWEGATO


You are neko shawagato a young girl with a strong
passion for art and beauty you believe that delicacy
is the best was ...


Now that you know about theses guys lets see how
entering went


In there session after the hack they began
kurnalspriteing there parent and the secret item
given to them by jack once ...


Now be jack… again
LAND OF SCREENS AND LAPTOPS


In the land of screens an laptops we find our young
hero. PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AS HIS EYES
M...


You play on your land when you are shocked into
stoping god why did mili make this shit so good. I
mean can you not jus...
JACK SLEEP


You decide to sleep and see what this dream self
nonsence is jack sleep


As a prospit dreamer you see what the fuss is
about it‟s beautiful (not as beautiful as the imperial
city in shamrock 7...


This place is awesome and everyone seems so…
happy this place. You like it here man you should
go to sleep more… WHO TH...
JACK FALL IN LOVE
STRANGE GIRL DIAPEAR


Yea she‟s gone


Jack get nocked out and wake up in the real/game
world
You are now up and in the real/game world
Your friends are gathered around you

Rico: bro, dude get the fuck up
 Jack: im already up
 Luke: dude we know
 Anna: yes we know what you did to our game fu...
Jack: cause I know we can do this
 Luke: dude no…
 Anna: you fucked up LEADER
 Rico: what else are u hideing man
 Mili...
Jack: ok fine
 Jack: look me and an alien have been talking since I went in ok
 Jack: we made a plan, to make the game h...
Jack: I made a ship we‟ll leave in like 3 minuets and
be there 8 seconds later
 Neko: what if we… don‟t want to go
 Jack...
Jake: thank you
 Rico: ok fuckers let DO THIS SHIT

THE 3 SECOND TRIP
3 SECONDS LATER
CONTINUED
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And a few others yet to be reveiled
Humans (other than jack): WHAT THE LITTERAL
FUCK WHAT ARE THESE THINGS
 trolls(other than minios): OH MY FUCK THEY
DON‟T ...
Luke: against what
Jack: the game
Anna: what
Jack: the game is gonna do something I hacked it.
So this is like a virus it ...
Jack: it will let us become the rulers of all session
and even paradox space
 Eveyone: FINE
 Faygon: ok but I'm your mot...
Faygon: thank motherfucker
 Now be faygon



You are now Faygon the one and only merciful
messiah and your other fucker is about to do a
fucking high-dive of the de...


Now you are going to flip your shit for real and it
wont be pretty your sure of that


Faygon black out


Angel of honking death awake
We don‟t have time so be rico
 You are now rico the most swag, swag daddy the
world has ever knows. And now you just got ...


You got to like fuck shit up, and when you say fuck
this up you mean. FUCK SHIT UP going all into
time and shit got no ...
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???: U UNSUFFERABLE PRICK FAG D-BAG WHY ARE YOU HERE
ASSHOLE WHY
rico: dude I just need to tell you ...
That‟s like 5 down and while rico does his shit
 be someone

Be the game the game is to busy so she will just be
herself
 A foolish boy and his friend DARED to try and hack
the game ...
THE VIRUS


The virus is a hundorian a species of sexy cat
women she and like a BAZILLION others are gonna
fuck shit up


But there is someone here to stop these fiends
CALLIE OPPAIA


Your are a character everyone already knows of
unless this fan-fiction has somehow become more
popular than the actual ...


Well its not about here its about this sexy cat
person
SKY EVORA


You are sburb queen of the hundorians and
protector of sburb when people fuck shit up


You enjoy video games a lot so must OMG YOU
LIKE GAMES and things with # #youlikehashtags


But now you must hunt some fuckers down
SKY


But you have to wait for your people to enter so till
then…


Be minios
LAND OF THRONES AND MANSIONS


In the land of thrones and mansions sits minios
atop his mighty as fuck throne looking so ...
You are shooting everything that moves (and some of the
things that aren't) gaining a REDICULUS amount of grist
I mean is ...
Minios pester arieti
 Minios: hello uh ari are u there
 Ariete: yes im here bro
 Minios: ok so I like have bad news
 A...


Thief go check on lusus
OH NO


You find him upside down in the tank you made he
is indeed dead but how.


You see a rare blood on the tank rare green
blood…


SHE DID THIS. You know it was the filthy blood of
beatix the woman who dared to be god


Minios you know what you must do REVENGE that
is the only answer
AMPORA GO DARK


Your pistols chance from a gleaming silver to the
darkest shade of black


You will KILL HER(no fish pun serious as fuck)
minios leap to next ring


You leap into the world of glass and towers home of
the space bitch


Your gun is burning for the death of her.
Minios: low blood
 Beatix: what did you just say
 Minios: low blood
 Beatix: how dare you
 Minios: low blood you will ...


Beatix: what…….. The………………..fuck you dare
kill………………………………………………………
…………………………………………………………
……………………..god
DE

DEAD


Here death it pleases you


Ariete: oh the drama


Now that you have killed here you want, power you
want what you deserve


You go back into your planet and do what you have
been waiting for
THIEF ASCEND
MINIOS: THIEF OF HOPE


Be dariam


You are now dariam your planet was destroyed
upon entery and you are staying with beatix. You
have just gotten back fro...


Pyrope investigate you peep at what's going on and
what you see calls for a song that is or is not shitty


Pyrope play a song that may or may not be shitty
LISTEN TO THIS SHIT


After such a heart felt song that has something to
do with death you must investigate


The victim was shot reputedly or stabed u don‟t
know just trll the otheres
Sweetmelody opend memo
 SM: guys beatix is fuckin dead
 Thetrullpeace enterd
 TP: WHAT
 SM: she dead
 TP: how did thi...


A chill goes down your spine something is
happening


Sunloc teleports in
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Sunloc: dude something bad is gonna happen
I had a vision faygon is gonna go crazy and kill us all
Dariam...
Kerkin: no we need to put the basterd who did this
to justice.
 Kerkin: [[cries]] we are not fucking dieing
 Sunloc: gog...
Kerkin: did u here that
 Sunloc: yes
 Dariam: what the fuck was that
 Ariete: I don‟t know dut we should cheak it out

Kerkin: is that… faygon
 ???: no motherfucker im whats is face makara

Faygon in bloody rage jumps from out of bushes
MOTHER FUCK WHO'S ALL THIS FRESH PIMP
RYDA I GOT MY WICKED PEEP ON FOR
SUDD...
Kerkin: you fucking juggler carnie fucker calm down
 Faygon: THIS MOTHFUCKER GONNA DIE
 ???: just call me gamzee



Gamzee: im this righutios motherfuckers clown
daddy and he wont calm his tittys cause im the
messiah


Faygon: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY
motherFUCKER


FAYGON PINS TO GROUND making gamzee say
it
Gamzee: ok bezerker motherfucker I was just pullin
my son of mines leg
 Faygon: OH NO FUCKER I DON‟T CARE UR
GONNA DIE



In a horrific act to terrible to show faygon rips the
horns off his poor ancestors head and runs into the
cluster fuck ...


TROLLS THAT ARE THERE: OH FUCK OH NO
FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED


Kronoc: whats going on gu- OH MY GOG WHAT
THE LIVING FUCK WAD HAPPENED


Sunloc the smartest fucker in the pact tells there
noble knight what happened
THIS WAS HIS REACTION
Kronoc: so Faygon finally snapped, I say this
coming
 (all otheres come)
 Jack: wtf just happened here
 Luke: god damn ...
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Coralt: yea I mean shit isnt that bad, we‟re still alive
Kerkin: DO U HAVE NO HEART. OUR FRIEND JUST DIED.
...
Faygon comes in holding a beaten bloody gamzee
he is wearing a crown a crown of troll horns
 Faygon: as your savior I hav...
Faygon: LOW BLOODS KNEEL
 Kerkin: faygon be resonable
 Faygon: I said kneel. KNEEL
MOTHFUCKER, KNEEL TO YOUR
SAVIOR.
 K...
Faygon: now fuckers let me tell you
something
 Faygon: I am here to kill you TO KILL ALL
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. As the messia...


You guys have never been more terified.
Rico gets the fuck. Sunloc tranzportalizes
you to safety
THE BATTLE FIELD
Kerkin: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK OH MY
FUCK. WHAT JUST HAPPENED WHAT JUST Sunloc: k...
Sunloc: this is bad have u realized how messed up
our session is
 Luke: now that u mention it where's our jack and u
know...


Sunloc: I think jacks on derse I saw him but, he
doesn‟t have any power ups. Your right about the
battle field but our ...


Kerkin: I fucking know its peace full and all but by
not having shit to fight were fucking shit up in a
really bad way
Ariete: [this is becoming really DRAMATIC]
(LIGHTNING BOLT)
 Marbis: this game is become so weird and to be
honest I thin...


Jack: yeah I know, I thought that this whould be a
dream but this, this is hell a hell that we have to
make it through ...


Luke: let not fuck up our hope yet we haven't seen
these fuckers but that don‟t mean shit
IN THE PAST BUT NOT THAT MUCH BUT ALSO
ALOT


Now sky people are in and you can hunt the once
who dared to fuck this up.


Your planet is everyone planet and it is also your
ship, you zoom at the speed of light


You will kill the fuckers but till then play your video
games
HELL YES


YOU JUST BROKE AN ALL TIME FUCKING
RECORD FOR SUCK AN OLD ASS GAME YOU
LOVE BREAKING THIS SHITS TIME RECORDS I...


But enough fooling around your almost here
ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL


You land in a short while


Sky: ok girls lets do this let make there session
BURN


Faygon listen to the troll who gave you the final part
of thy crown


He tells you he is your ancestor and that you must
cary on his will cause though he is imortal he
doesn‟t feel like doi...
He scratched you across the face and has told you
what makes you the messiah
 You are faygon :)
 But the real motherfuck...


Faygon:Greetings Welcome to the gypsy of fortunes Your coin was very much
appreciated And now I shall grant you your fu...
I‟VE BEEN MOTHERFUCKING REINCARNATED


FAYGON:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 Be

the main group
 Jack:

ok so im guessing that is the virus
thing so lets get to the second phase. Sun
do you have the beds
 Sunloc:

yeah I have them
 Jack get them out
 [zap]
 Rico: ok bro im here kill me
 Coralt:

ok lets go full god and woop there

asses
 Ariete: yes let me shine
 Luke: and the one‟s who aren't here
 Ja...
 The

following were killed by sunloc on
there quest bed
 Upon

virus

acending you all see it the planet the
 Ok

now fuck that for now you may not
know what will happen for hundreds
maybe even thousands of slides WELL
WHILE THEN ...
 Sidy

rap about your life
 Well

im sidy
 A lil beady
 And I like things cheasy
 Also I wanna OH FUCK NO
 NO NO
 NO
 NO
 NO
 I’ll

be taking over motherfucker
 Don’t you mean me I am the star here
 Ok

so for the sake of these fuckers shuting
up you‟ll just have to be me later so for
now be
 ariete
 The

drama brewing up here is almost
UNBEALIVEBLE your loving this. The
story of survival that ends in TRAGIDY yes
that ...
 You

love this now for your second faze
 Be

marbis
 You

are now marbis and with your great
streangth you‟ve reached god tier
 Now

you need to stop the REDICULUS
amount of imps I mean its like… an army
of imps they even have guns (thanks a lot
mi...
 Marbis

ride so fucking mejesticly on a
unicorn into battle
 You

begin to ride becoming the most sexy
unicorn rider in the land
 The

now

place you must go is were you are
 Ariete

take control
 Marbis:…
 Instead

of beating them as heroically as
possible you begin looking heroic then
you… stop you cant move as well
 You

fire your last arrow and doge the last
bullet then like rain there upon you
 They

rip into your muscle and you pass out
saved by someone
 Ariete:

GOD DAMN he is ruining my plans
on the drama


you need to get that bastard but you cant.
And you want to know why nether less the
show MUST go on
 Be

jack, wow its been forever's since you
were last jack
 You

have been playing sooooooo many
games and still your not caught up right
now you are destroying the super mario
bro...
 And

BOOM record with held and ever
since you became a god you are not
holding back you have beaten 8 games in
under a m...
 But

are you a bad leader I mean there is a
giant space ship landing and you cant
crawl away from the screen for a secon...
 You

are to busy not telling others of there
doom when someone bust through the
door
 You

pause the game and look at the
bastard who made you do this
 Its…

her the girl you know must be a
gamer look at those fingers and those
screen blinded eyes yes this is your dream
g...
 Jack:

uhh, hi
 Sky: hello jack
 Jack: [she knows my name]
 Jack: wanna play
 Sky no I have the universal reacord in...
 You

show her the time
 Sky: w-w-we tied!?!?
 Jack: WHAT y-y-y-you tied with ME the
god [I thought I would blow her ou...
 Sky:

but enough talking I'm here to fucking
kill you
 Jack: why
 Sky: because you #hacked hacked really
really bad
 Befor

jack can answer he is stabed
 Jack

be stabed
 You

have been stabed but you know what
happened
 Jack

come back to life
 You

come to find her playing your game
 Jack: died for like three second and BAM
your playing my game
 Sky: #howareyo...
 Sky:

I protect it but this game is to
treasured I went in without knowing shit in
away were just like you guys
 Jack: ...
 Jack:

this game is just playing us for fools
 Sky: yeah but its what I must do
 Jack: you and what army
 Sky: #ihope...
 Jack

 [zap]

teleport with your PSP
 Be

the troll
 You

are now the troll [faygon]
 Faygon: penitence for your crime,
penitence for your life
 You see the the body‟s of ...
 The

trolls horns are missing and the
ringleaders crown has grown into a
crooked forest of horns
 Faygon: well my clowns shall we
 [using chuckle voodoo]
 Marbis: of coarce
 Neko: yes
 Gamzee: qhatever the motherfu...
 We are your clowns and you are our RINGMASTER
 You have a plan to make the entire session your carnival just as your

ancestor told you
 You
Will give allllllllllllll...
 LET THE BLOOD RUN COLD CAUSE FUCKERS THE DARK

CARNIVAL IS HERE
 Be luke
 You are now luke, well sleeping luke
 Derse
 You are on derse and this guy is creaping you the

fuck out
 He has been following you around mooching off

your awesomeness all bloody and shit
 luke: why are you following me?
 nior:
 Luke: what
 Nior:
 Luke: lulu is traped in the well, were boy were

 Nior:
...
 Luke: well then
 Nior grabs your head and you glow in rainbow a

bright beam shoots up
 Luke: what the fuck how am I not dead
 Nior: I made u ables to undersands me
 Luke: why your supposed to be some kinda...
 Luke: you‟re lonely… ok bro ill tell you what
 Nior: what
 Luke: you are now my bro
 Nior: I‟m your bro?
 Luke: yeah...
 Nior: alright bro
 Luke: ok imma wake up I feel something bad ass






is about to go down
Nior ill go with ya
Luk...
 Be rico
 As rico you are messin stuff up BAD like you are

ruining the timeline you‟re surprised you still exist
but its all wort...
 You know this is gonna have some kinda terible

outcome but hey older you told ya to and now
you‟re done all that shit t...
 Well now that you have all these you‟s what do

you do
 Well the answer is clear you must
dance
 Yes this will be the best Harlem shake video IN

EXISTANCE it will be so fuckin swag
 First up is this guy
 Ok you will never un-see that NEVER so we stop

the Harlem shaking cause you have NO time for it
you need to see what th...
 Ok lets see you will go back to the moment he

told you to do it then you will follow you to your
time
 [zap]
 [zap again]
 You are now in later you‟s time
 You find you there
 Rico: oh youre here
 Rico: yep now why did I do that shit why haven't I

aged and what do I do know you know how it is
...
 Rico: alright I get this shit ill me goin
 [zap]
 Now be ariete
 You are now her
 Through making drama you need‟d a side kick

and now you have one dariam was happy to join
you make the music for your n...
 The witch hunt is on
 Soulin alive again for a day and her death will be

the most loveing
 But no threat it wont be just or heroic just

dramatic it will make up for the major fail with
minios
 Come and listen to her tale brought to you by

dariam
 Such a sad tale all you wanted was a princes love

but love was not meant for you oh well at least
you‟ll live
 Serket see how your other drama has been
 Opposite love is going very well for a love story
 War and peace forbiden love yes this will be fun
 Be coralt
Land of war and desserts
 You are now coralt
 Your NPC army has sweeped through the imps

causeing much unfortune to the imps who dared
to opose you. This is IMP GENO...
 Yes this is becoming a very nice conqering
 But you have been interrupted by the jack ass
 You see kerkin with his pacifists IMPS how are

IMPS even peaceful there made to fucking kill
and what the shit is a hit...
 Coralt: hi
 Kerkin: uhh hi
 Coralt: what are you doing on my planet
 Kerkin: stoping you from RUINING the poor IMPS

...
 Coralt: kerkin you are the worst kinda fucker
 Kerkin: you are bringing fucking genocide to

these majestic creatures
...
 Coralt: YOU FUCKING BEAT THEM INTO

PEACE HOOD
 Kerkin: AT LEAST I DON‟T KILL THEM FOR FUN
 Coralt: THIS IS WHAT I FUC...
 Kerkin: LIKE HELL I DO
 Coralt: FINE WE‟LL SETTLE THIS LIKE TROLLS

WITH WAR
 kerkin: FINE LETS DO THIS
 Coralt: HUH no fuck that kerkin lets just leave






each other alone
Kerkin: ok
Coralt: [kiss]
Kerkin: what the fu...
 Kerkin: I fucking hate you crazy bitch
 Coralt: same fucking way you ignorant peace

loving piece of shit
 Kerkin: lets not fucking fight ok
 Coralt: ♠
 Kerk...
 Yes that came out perfectly as everything you do

does who would have thought you could control
higher bloods to you are...
 Mean while the the crazy shit goin on with the

crazy fucker
 Faygon: NOW MY CLOWNS LETS RULE THIS BITCH
 You see a croud of voodootised trolls and humans with face paint
 Faygon: TODAY MY BROTHERS IS OPENIN DAY LETS WELCOME

ALL WITH OPEN ARMS TO OUR CARNIVAL OF SOUL
 CLOWNS: OF COARSE R-R...
LAND OF FUN AND DEATH
 THE UNKNOWING TROLLS AND HUMANS

COME TO THE LAND BELEAVING THAT THEY
WHOULD HAVE AN EXPLAINATION OVER THE
DEATHS
 Come one COME ALL, TO OUR GRANT CARNIVAL WERE THE SOULS

NEVER REST, AND DEATH IS THE TEST. LADIES AND GENTALMEN
BOYS AN...
 Kerkin: what…. The…. FUCK
 Coralt: where the hell have you been faygon
 Faygon: up with the motherfuckin angels bro

l...
 Faygon: im motherfuckin fine sista just given you

a MOTHERFUCKIN DEATH SENTENCE
 Soulin: marbis i-is that you
 Marbis: :o)
 Soulin: marbis please
 Marbis: :o)
 Soulin: marbis WAKE UP

 [crying]
 Kerkin: you bastard I don‟t care how fucking

strong you are imma beat your ass
 Faygon: ;o) bring it my fucka
They lung at each other scythe in hand kerkin slashes cutting faygon across the chest the un responcive faygon does
nothin...
 Luke: dude just kick his ass
 Kerkin: I can he‟s like my best friend
 Nior: ill fuckin do‟s it
 Sunloc: no dude don‟t...
 Faygon: clowns lets give them a fucking SHOW
 Clowns: mothafuck yes
 Be Minios
The darkness
 Minios: this magic
 Minios: its so dark
 Minios: I cant see anything
 ???: young empora
 Minios: what t...
 Minios: wh-who are you
 ???: I am thy‟s god your grimdarkness has






brought me here
Minios: my… god
???: call m...
 Well whats happening here is defiantly NOT

important so we will go to the much more
important shit the shit so fucking ...
 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
 YOU 100% SURE
 NOT MY FAULT IF YOU DIE
 ARE U FUCKING READY
 Your not ready so lets see what the house of

horrors is doing
 No i bet you wanna know were anna is
 Be anna
 You have stumbled across strange people who

are telling you what happened in there session
this is how they explained i...
 You are amazed this is a revelation a big fucking

revelation
 Rose: hello alternate version daughter
 Anna: alternate version?
 Rose: yes you see in my timeline I am my own



...
 John: well were are our people
 Anna: idk
 Be there people
 After 3 fucking hours the show is fucking over
 Faygon: we‟ll be here all week
 Kerkin: lets go guys….
 Luke: no fuck that let kill the fuckin carnie and his

brain washed fuckers
 Clowns: we are just the clowns of the ring...
You just

wasted time
 In the alternate timeline….
 Just kidind this is what happend
 The teal blood kicked the highblood in the croch

then they re un fucked up his mind simeple as
fucking that
 Anna has come with the remaining kids
 Except minios and Anna no one knows were they

are
 Nior: ok I think its time I tell ya‟s
 Jack: tell us what
 Noir: how this session works and why your virus

don‟t know...
 Sky: nya
 Huuete: A CAT LADY
 Soulin: so kawii
 Sky: thanks
 Luke: this girls the virus

 Rico: hey baby were you b...
 Noir: no nope, luke you knows better than that
 Luke: sorry bro
 Jack:( wait what)
 rico: baby baaaaaaaabyyyyyyyy wer...
 Jack: rico
 Rico: what
 Jaco: shut the fuck up
 Neko: guys ok I have something to ask befor we

go on the fucking deep end with questions
 Jack: what
 Neko: whats…. T...
Be the black thing
 Kerkin: is that
 Kerkin:
 minios: yes ker its fucking me
 Sunloc: oh…. NO
 Sunloc grabs his head riving in pain
 Minios: the darkness to much f...
 Sunloc: NO AHHH
 Minios: scream low blood
 Rico: what the fuck I cant time fuck to stop this
 Minios: like hell you c...
 Minios: jack noir you need to upgrade and






destroy these lowlings
Noir: fuck no‟s I like my bro luke what's is ...
AND LIKE THIS THERE
DOOM TRULY BEGINS
 Noir: whaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHATS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
 Luke: bro don’t go crazy please dude you were getting bad ass
 Noir: FUCK YOU BRO I DON’T NEED YOUR SHIT
 Luke: what happened to your voice and quit yelling bro
 Noir: ok but only cause its you old bro
 Rico: what the fuck i...
 Jack noir turns into a mega supream being capaple of ending them
all when he feel like it
 A combination of the players...
 Noir: you see the only thing is those hundorian bitches aren't the
virus im the virus there the anti virus
 The kids and troll look in horror at the mega boss destined to rule
there session
 Neko: do you feel that
 Ariete: yeah I feel the DRAMA(thunderbolt)
 Kerkin: shut up

 Ariete: what did you say to me ...
 Kerkin: guys this is bad really fucking bad I don’t know what to do
none of us do were only, kids we basically just turn...
 Jack: your right and its all my fault all of it
 Jack: why the fuck dd I hack and fucking ruin this
 Jack: my only reg...
 Kerkin: shut the fuck up cant you see were gonna die
 Jack: just don’t be heroic
 Kerkin: how can you not look fuckin ...
 Rico: I HAD an army of like our grandparents and stuff
 Jack: yeah yeah I don’t have time for this we have more importa...
 I bet you expected her to come that moment but no that shits to
main stream so no you no see her yet but you can be her
BE ANNA
 You are now anna and after takin in the shit ton of stuff your
mama told you, you feel like your head about to b...
 Rose: you know about the green sun it’s a sun
 Anna: I got that mom
 Rose: well you have to have it super-nova
 Anna: wait, what we have to make it super nova
 Anna: how what, god I wish jack or mili was here
 Rose: its weird but ...
 While they mind fuck anna, be rico
 No you don’t want to be that cool swag daddy
 See what emotional break down luk is going through
 Luke: im not emotional not at all
 Luke: say it again and ill blow you up
 Ahh yes luke you have grow so much I can help but be proud you
can look at someone without blowing them up if you want b...
 But anyway what are you doing
 Luke: breaking the fourth wall
 Cool that’s cool luke
 lets see what the prophet is doing
 Be sunloc
 You are now sunloc about to fall in love
 You found anna and you have fallen in fucking love
 This is so suben its like wow you see some fucker and bam your in
love with a crazy hunter girl love at first fucking si...
 Well you hate your self for it but hey at least you found her
 Sunloc: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
 Anna: WHAT
 Sunloc: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

 Anna: COME CLOSER I CANT HEAR
 Walk closer
 Sunlo...
 Anna: oh these are us human players lusu- parents from a difrent
time line
 Sunloc: well that made fucking sence
[/ 人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕人 \ ]

 Anna: yeah
 Dave: hell yeah
 Rose:….

 Sunloc: ok then
 Rose: anna
 Anna: what
 Rose: this guy is in love with you
 Sunloc: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
 Anna: o/////o what

 Rose: I can tell cause I studi...
 Dave: bro she likes you
 Anna: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
 Dave: im a love doctor I can tell

 Sunloc:*silent's*
 Jade:...
 Rose: well she my daughter
 Anna: o////o
 Sunloc: wtf

 Dave: bro I got you
 Sunloc: no you fucking don’t
 John: ok guys can you just bring us to your people like the rest or
are they all dead
 Jade: JOHN

 John: what it may ...
 Sunloc: nope not dead
 Rose: well lets go to them
 Be makara
 You are now makara with dariam she is helping you with your
problem but she says it will take time
 Faygon: idk dar its like
 ¼ want to be friend with everyone
 ¼ wants to be seen

 ¼ doesn’t care about anyone
 ¼ wan...
 Dariam: yeah I can see your brain is like a maze im having a hard
time but I can see how messed up it is
 Faygon: can’t...
 Dariam: your inerself is very…. Violent
 Faygon: wait your with him
 Dariam: yeah he’s rageing the fuck out all over y...
 Faygon: what can we do you’re a fucking sylph of mind how can
you not heal me
 Dariam: not without killing you

 Daria...
 Be the brain dariam
 Inside the head of an insane man filled with rainbows and painting
of murder the sounds of a carnival play all around yo...
 Faygon: hey, uh my motherfucka how the fuck it been since the CARNIVAL
 Dariam:….
 Faygon: it considered fuckin RUDE t...
 Dariam: and you expect me to trust you
 Faygon: you’d be dead if it were a like
 Dariam: why are you here

 Faygon: c...
 Dariam: who don’t you just leave
 Faygon: cause I fuckin cant you see I am him, and he is me
 Dariam: wh- what?

 Fay...
 Faygon: we are the angels
 Fargon: :o(
 Faygon: :o)

 Faygon: of double motherfuckin death
 Dariam: are you insane
 Faygon: yes very
 Dariam: what even is that

 Faygon: that you mean the angel
 Dariam: yeah ...
 Dariam: well could you be more like other faygon
 Faygon: fuck no
 Faygon: I may be, twisted I maybe, crazy

 But wer...
 Dariam: faygon… I just want to help you
 Faygon: I DON’T WANT FUCKIN HELP
 Faygon: GET, the motherfuck out of my head
 A gust of wind blows her out of his mind she snaps awake
 The shit there about to say is personal you must not hear
 Be luke
 You are now luke
 You are now luke dealing with some deep shit
 That bro of your’s is fucking evil and you have to do something
 Unlike the others you don’t want to see people die
 Luke scene his mind
 There he is that damn bro of yours in that dark shit
LUKE’S MIND ACTIVATE
 Yes you are ready for your bro
 Luke: jack black imma come in
 Right when your about to go you see something in space
something that brings a chill down your spine
 What you don’t know why but you suddenly want to go to that
factory meteor thing
 Luke: what
 Luke: I think I know what I gots to do
 Luke: I like know this is ecto biology
 Luke: and how to do it
 You then do the ecto-biology thing and creat your self from the
bad ass that is your bro and mili’s mommy
 Then you mak...
 Now that you have made you know what you must do what you
must do to you
 Luke:
Luke I am
your father
 Yes that was mandatory
 We are in a hurry see what jack is doing
 You are now jack
 Jack: wow this final fantasy game is the best
 Sky: I know
 Ok these two are going to be playing for a good 3 hours so you
might as well leave.
 Be kronoc
 You are now kronoc
 Along with a shit ton o animals and beast
 You’ve always heard the animals voices but now you can fucking
make them do shit
 This is awesome

 Of coarse then you...
 But now you’re the freak who can control dragons, so who gives a
fuck
 Anyway now that you have all these animals you figure you’ll do
some monster tamer stuff
 You don’t know what monster tamer stuff is but it will look brave
and majestic as shit
 This will be some majestic shit...
 You get ontop of your dragon like a bad ass
 Then you order it to fly like a bad ass
 THEN it starts to fly like a bad ass
 NOW you are flying like a bad ass
 Now that you are in the air more dragons follow you. You only
wish you had one as strong as dariam’s her dragon flare ey...
 Then you see rico with his army
 Rico: hey windy knight
 Kronoc: hey uhh destroyer, guy
 Rico: see you got some kinda army

 Kronoc: no these are my f...
 Kronoc: yeeeeaaaaah ok
 Rico: but bro let rule this shit
 Kronoc: what

 Rico: these people in our session u remember...
 Kronoc: oh yeah that, but there not doing anything pluse I think I
meet my dad
 Rico: sure you did and I ruled england
...
 Kronoc: and what with this war talk
 Rico: war? Man these son of a bitches are jackin stuff up, do you
know how many fu...
 Kronoc: or we could just fight the jacks
 Rico: dude don’t you care about our friends
 Kronoc: yeah I care a lot

 Ri...
 Rico: were like opposites but we good bro do your knight shit
 Kronoc:…. I don’t know man what will we do
 Rico: join ...
 Rico: can we do that with all these other sessions in the way
 Kronoc: I guess not, but…. Isnt it your fault were like ...
 Kronoc: fine ill help you
 Rico: GREAT
 Kronoc: so long as were helping our friends

 Rico: yeah definetly
 Kronoc: so what do we do
 Rico: ok so you know how I send my past selfs to collect all these
players

 Kronoc: yeah it...
 Rico: but them pluse your animals its like gonna be awesome
 Kronoc: so were do we put the guys we catch
 Rico: catch?...
 Rico: dude you’re the bravest motherfucker here you can do this
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the alpha time line of the bravery in homestuck
now we see how there children will do in this amazing game
they call
sburb gamma were there doom may or may not ruin there lives
its not done its a continuing thing
its start a little slow but its good i think try it guys and remember if you hate it i don't give a shit

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  1. 1. CHESS FIELD Click to start
  2. 2. ACT 1
  3. 3. You are brought into the room of a young boy it just happens to be this young boys 13th birthNO FUCK THIS EVERYONE WANT THE TROLLS DO MY DESENDANCE ENTERING FIRST YOU HOLY FUCK OF A WRITER DO THE TROLLS THEN DO THE FUCK HEADED NO HORN DBAGS YOU CALL HUMANS
  4. 4. • God damn karkat go back to not existing in the story but fine we will start with the trolls but not yours we start with eridans cause he is the authors favorite Authourefthestory blocked carcinoGeneticist
  5. 5. Act 1
  6. 6. • You are in the room of a young troll. Exactly 6 alternian solar sweeps you live in a flooded mansion it is covered with targets with years of practice you have become the best sharp shooter in alternia, you enjoy being an all around badass in every way and killing the lusis of other trolls your lusis is a badass sea hoarse nut any were you casually stand about to do something awesome troll we have yet to know the name of do the awesome thing you grab the ridiculously powerful canon and wait…NOOH MY FUCKIN JEUS
  7. 7. • Just as you are about to fire your amazing canon rifle thing explodes luckily you threw it just in time so you weren't hurt. But you are tired of all these assassination can’s an empowa go a day wiout havin to look behind his back
  8. 8. now • enter name: minios empora • Now that we know your name enough thinkin of what he look like cause on the next page is what he looks like kinda
  9. 9. Minios empora
  10. 10. Now you know dbag • Now lets continue from were we were minios and were targeted by another assassin you don’t know who the assassin is but you know who sent him/her Minios empora troll her
  11. 11. Minios troll her • Seakinggenecide began trolling thegillotineowner SG: bitch you failed again TO: w)(at the glub cant the guy do his job GOG SG: wwel how do ya especs to kril me TO: I will kril you soon jackass SG: not before my guy gets you sea-bitch TO: well fine well sea who gets who first but gill then bye I cant stand talking to you Thegillotineowner blocked you
  12. 12. • What a bitch but you got biga fish to fry you wanna play a game wit ya friends and the bitch So you must troll your bestfriend Minios troll best friend
  13. 13. • • • • • • • • Seakinggenecide began trolling starofalternia SG: gog I need to tawk SA:ooooooook lay 8 on me SG: ok so I made a team to go into the game like you said SA: good SG: and my guy astablished a conections so when the time comes we can cross over SA: all right well then im giving you the client right now SA: SG: ok unlike our predecessor we are cutting the bull shit and starting SA: yes Seakinggenecide’s computer blew up SA: oh fuck SA: time to start SG: ok now LETS DO THIS SHIT
  14. 14. NOW BE THE SOMEONE ELSE  You are now someone else this someone has a deep burning love for drama and making drama, she want to be a star or a movie writer either will do until then you make drama of situations and learn what makes the best out come and maximum drama you have been gifted with the sight 8fold which you love it helps you with EVERYTHING you want to do Player enter name
  15. 15. ARIETI SERKET Your name is arieti as mention you love drama, you are about to play a game with some other friends who you will toy with through out of coarse you will try to fight it but… temptation is a powerful thing and thus you are sure you will make drama this could be a good or bad thing but you don‟t care drama is your life
  16. 16. NOW STOP IMAGINING CAUSE THIS IS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE(NO HORNS )
  17. 17. You are about to enter the game with the quickest of eas by cuting the shit and doing it  So lets
  18. 18. HeY bRo CaN u JuSt Do My LiL gUy  What gamzee says goes so… 
  19. 19.    LADY‟S AND GENTALMEN BOYS AND GIRLS COME CLOSER COME CLOSER AND WITNESS SOMETHING YOU‟VE NEVER SEEN BEFOR DREAMED BEFORE, THE MOST AMAZING SHOW ON ALTERNIA, DO YOU WANT TO BE WILDLY ENTERTAINED, AND TO KNOW WHY WE HAVE THIS NAME, COME TO THE SHIMMERING LIGHTS, TO THE BLACK NIGHT FRIGHTS, COME TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON ALTERNIA WERE THE CLOWNS ARE TO DIE FOR, AND THE SAINTS NEVER SLEEP, COME TO OUR BLACK LIHJT IN THE CITY THAT LIES, WITH US TO THE DARK CARNIVAL. ITS… TO DIE FOR:o) :o) :o(
  20. 20.  After such an amazing spectacle of an entrance I but your wondering who this is well your about to find out enter this amazing characters name
  21. 21. FAYGON MAKARA  Your name is Faygon you are one of the many subjuggulat who keep the other bloods in check you don‟t enjoy your job so you don‟t do it. Instead you do what ever you like you are often partaking in the wicked elixir though you don‟t overly partake like most of your brothers who partake. Over all you simply enjoy speaking and people enjoy listening you are the one and only messiah of the dark carnival and you destroy all who oppose you this is the only time you get aggressive (u think) you sometimes blackout and people disappear but this is nothing so you just don‟t care.
  22. 22.  Ok were just going to put out all the trolls then them entering cause who cares about the shit that happens pre game
  23. 23. SUNLOC CAPTOR
  24. 24. LIL ABOUT HIM  This is sunloc captor born assassin you enjoy to sleep when your not killing people well not really you have two people you are “working on” instead you fail purposely and take the spoils. You perfer not to fight if it doesn‟t have anything to do with you so people some tims see you as a jerk but you don‟t care
  25. 25. KRONOC NITRAM
  26. 26. LIL ABOUT HIM  His name is kronoc nitram you enjoy fighting and being and over all bad ass you enjoy the stories of pupa pan and have had wings since birth and use it to your advantage when fighting the beast that Rome alternia upon night fall
  27. 27. HUEETE LEIJON
  28. 28. LIL BOUT HER  This is Hueete you enjoy being active and often overreact over little things many seek you out as a matesprite but you have only one who you constantly stalk who it is you‟ll never tell, you enjoy various cat like activities. And have a mutation that gives you a two catlike tails but many find this sexy so no one really cares and you don‟t either
  29. 29. DARIAM PYROPE
  30. 30. LIL BOUT HER  She is dariam pyrope and she loves music, her bff is the young serket you are an unserperable due that make amazing drama and music wich you will distribute through out your adventure you love making and listening to earth and alternian music of coarce you don‟t know what earth music is yet
  31. 31. BEATIX MARYAM
  32. 32. LIL ABOUT HER  You are Beatrix and you are nothing less of a god. Your power rivals no other and for this you were chosen to take care of a virgin mother grub you enjoy the suffering of others sercreatly but your not bad you simply don‟t like most people MOST people there are a few exeptions
  33. 33. MARBIS ZAHHAK
  34. 34.  You are marbis a young sexy troll who seem to be constantly chased by fans and young trolls seeking to mate with you however you have no interest you in. you posses incredible strength which you have complete control of you use the noblest of weapons the bow. Well you can almost control it shirts seem to explode off your body when you put them on so you don‟t wear shirts. You quite enjoy bossing low bloods around and most of them listen. You are a technical wonder child and are constantly making robots for all kinds of reasons you enjoy moving targets
  35. 35. CORALT PIEXES
  36. 36.  You are coralt empress to be of alternia and a ruthless one at that you destroy all that opposes you some used to call you mad but there dead now well all but one the young ampora is the one you must kill but you cant because he is pretty strong so you hire an assassin who still hasn't done his job guess he‟s just un-kill able. You do also enjoy to torture many this is why you have earned the name the torturer.
  37. 37. SOULIN MEGIDO
  38. 38.  You are Soulin a ghost you died but due to your abilities you haven't past to the next world you would tell how you died but you don‟t feel like it. You enjoy cosplaying and are currently a witch from a troll anime named “a journey were a young girl becomes a witch through a set of circumstances” you are a bit unpredictable and people don‟t usually like you
  39. 39. NOW TIME FOR THE AWESOME GUY WHO IS REALEATED TO A MEGA DICK
  40. 40. KERKIN VANTAS  You are Kerkin Vantas a violent pacifist you beat peace into others but you actually aren't a very peaceful troll despite being labeled as so you have a burning love to see peace but you want to make it happen you are the business type a kind of hit-man for yourself doing what you see as right and such you are and absolute bad ass and you along with some internet friends are about to play a game that you are sure will end badly
  41. 41. SGUB
  42. 42. YES ENTER YOUR DOOM
  43. 43. WELL JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED PRE GAME  Minios is contacted by his special friend who told him it was ok to enter he then contacted the other trolls telling them to go they entered in the order of the zodiac orbs however kronoc had some trouble due to arieti‟s hive collapsing. He however made it in by connecting to himself via having two world wide connection units. The dead soulin entered with the help of a confused hueete once all seemed safe a glitch occurred sending them all to random planets rather that there meant to be planet it also allowed two players to become god tier instantly rather than have to die. You will see who later.
  44. 44.  In the land of fans and music we find soulin battling a field of imps dariam look in jealousy at soulins awesome land she wishes this was hers music is the thing she loves the most CURSE this glitch I mean wow just. But its not about you, soulin kill the imps you can not kill the imps because you are a kernal sprite half you half computer and have no way of fighting. So instead you weave through the crowd like no one‟s business to reach you soon to be matesprite, Marbis who has made a substitute body just for you awwww he‟s so sweet.
  45. 45.  But enough day dreaming you must reach him. You weave through the imps with great successes. Now to reach the next ring. How you wonder to yourself how. Your thought is interrupted by some one trolling soulin answer troll…
  46. 46.  Thearcherofblood began pestering singledeathhunter  Yes?  Hello soulin  Oh… ha-hi marbis  I was wondering when your comeing  Soon I be there any minuet  that’s good to hear i whant you to see it  Thank you I cant wait to see it  Well that’s it so bye  OH UHM bye marbis OH MY GOG OH MY GOG OH MY GOG
  47. 47.   OH MY GOG, YES, WOW HE-HE TALKED TO YOU YOU OF ALL PEOPLE YOU WRE LUCKY ENOGH. TO GET TO TALK TO HIM THE SPIRITS MUST LOVE YOU YES YOU ARE FREAKING OUT . YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HE TALKED TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (you freak out for several more minuets until you realize he is waiting for you)
  48. 48. LAND OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS
  49. 49.  In the land of rainbows and unicorns Is marbis and who even though receiving an incredibly shitty planet has managed to make it looks so fucking majestic I mean how, how can u look so fucking bad ASS on a unicorn. He is riding it like the most fucking majestic BEAST in existence like it was born to looks MAJESTIC gog marbis how do you do it
  50. 50. SOULIN REACH MARBIS‟S RING
  51. 51.  You enter his gate entering the land of rainbows and unicorns. You bark a rainbow from the sheer amazingness of his land its as amazing as you wildest dream then you see him and your heart does a back flip… he is so SEXY oh my gog father of the sufferer. How can a troll be this good looking and,OH FUCK HE‟S NOT WEARING A SHIRT HOW SEXY IS THIS OH GOG, OH GOG, he is sooooooo hot hotter than the body heat of a chorgonian fit goat. But enough drooling he‟s seen you speak
  52. 52. SOULIN ENOUGH DROOLING SPEAK Soulin: oh uh ha-ho-he-I mean hi marbis  Marbis: hi soulin I have my body ready for you  Soulin: (what did he just say EEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP)  Marbis: the robot body  Soulin: of coarse (damn)  Marbis: well are u going to get in  Soulin: oh yes of coarse 
  53. 53. SOULIN ENTER NEW BODY  You enter the body but due to the fuck ass creator who cant draw shit you'll HAVE to imagine this one
  54. 54. NOW LETS SEE THE ONE SLEEPING  You are now the one sleeping or should I say sunloc unlike most you have two dream selves and you are curently the prospit dreamer you woke up WAY befor anyone else and you watch as the battle field transforms
  55. 55.  You are enjoying this but wha- what that hmm seem your session will do its self sooner than you thought
  56. 56. OH WELL
  57. 57.  Your dream self leaves just in time before prospits impending doom you watch a safe distance away from the destruction with your fellow sleeping friends you cant let them die you ant to win this impossiple piece of shit you call a session just to show how much of a bad ass you are.
  58. 58. PROSPIT WAS GOOD BUT NOW ITS GONE
  59. 59. Player realize sunloc was the two who asended to god tier  Yes it was you the guard of doom with your backup god tier you are the to who ascended upon enter 
  60. 60. GUARD OF DOOM
  61. 61. Looks like your Session was Meant to Be impossiple But you like those odds Just proves your worth 
  62. 62.  Now that we‟ve seen shit happen lets see what kerkin is up to.
  63. 63. LAND OF PEACE AND LIGHTNING  Kerkin is currently beating the living shit out of an imp poor guys you feel sorry for them. Kerkin destroy a shit ton of imps
  64. 64.  You then destroy a shit ton of imps leavening a shit ton of grist for your taking. You collect the grist by this time you have more than you will ever need you just love beating peace into the lil imps. Peace IS the only way to go some of the imps actually listen and are now living peacefully with you as for those who don‟t„ they have there assess handed to them
  65. 65.  Gog this land is peaceful you love it so much but it wont be for long…
  66. 66. TROLLS GATHER  You see a group of young fuckers ariveing
  67. 67.  Kerkin: welcome to my home you pieces of shit  Soulin: hi ass  Sunloc: 2up  Marbis: hello mr.Vantas  Faygon: HELLO HELLO LADIES AND GENTALMEN  Coralt: hello my little mutant  Minios: …  Beatix: your god has come  Kronoc: sup bro‟s and sis‟s  Dariam: hello friend ready to make amends  Hueete: (sunloc is so close to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)  Ariete: why hello
  68. 68. Sunloc: ok guys shut the fuck up something BAD just happened while I was on prospit.  Kerkin: how bad?  Sunloc: prospit is gone…  All of them: wha-how, how  Sunloc: I don‟t know  Faygon: Well what about our deam selves  Sunloc: I saved them because I want u guys to reach god tier like me. 
  69. 69. Kerkin: well thanks but were are us prospit dreamers going to like  Hueete: sunloc can I maybe live with u on prospit  Sunloc: fuck no  Marbis: what about derse  Ariete: yes is derse ok or did u leave us to die  sunloc: yes nothing happened to derse  Minios: my informant told me about this  Sunloc: who is this ass hole I want to speak with him 
  70. 70. Minios: he… he‟ll be here in a couple hours  Sunloc: really now  Minios: yes he will and for gog‟s sake treat your king with respect.  Sunloc: oh! Yes my majesty  Sunloc: fuck no your not my king bitch  Minios: those are fighting words ass hole  Sunloc: you want to figh ME im a fucking god 
  71. 71. Kerkin: as your leader I must intervine  Faygon: leader?  Kerkin: yes your leader  Faygon: says who bitch  Kerkin: says the game ass hole  Faygon(equips weapon) AS MASSIAH I AM LEADER  Kerkin: calm down fucker  Fayggon: no SAY IM LEADER OR I WILL kill you  Kerkin: (scared) oh-okay faygon ju-just calm down we all know you ridiculously good at killing 
  72. 72. Faygon: good nice to know im leader now :o)  Kerkin(relived) thank gog  Faygon: now motherfuckers may we sit the fuck down and not fight my dream play place just got blown the fuck up  Sunloc: faygons right we need you guys to reach god tier 
  73. 73. MOMENTS IN THE PAST BUT NOT REALLY  You are in a young boys room it just so happens to be this boys 13 birth day, he likes video games, in fact he loves them, loves them so much his room is filed with TV and computer screens. You tend to play six games at one time and are rarely out of your room when you are you have your trusty p.l.p (play laboratory portable) so almost 24/7 you are playing a game with exception two your sleep time (exactly 6 hours) and your hacking you have never found something you couldn‟t hack.
  74. 74. JACK GREEN  Your name is jack green and in a few second you are about to hack the shit out of this game and with your friends dominate but your not hacking to make it easier you want to make it harder so hard that you will never beat it under normal but you believe you and your bad ass friends can do this
  75. 75.  You begin to drift off from the hacking. Its just… your consouls looks so lonely. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz a shock runs down your spine. back to work this was the shittyest thing you‟ve ever recived as a present why did you put it on. But you still get back to work so I thing it served it‟s porpose
  76. 76.  Minuets later (but not many) you are finished with your hacking and your recipient. You marvel at your work this session will be BAD ASS so incredibly impossible that you will be rewarded double what should be rewarded. This is why you did it of coarce
  77. 77. now like the trolls we will show you the rest of the humans.
  78. 78. LUKE STRIDER
  79. 79.    You are Luke strider an awesome bad ass in every was I mean how can someone be so bad ass and awesome is this even legal you should have the death sentence for being this awesome you are so awesome people explode in your presence just wow so fucking (explotion)…………………………………………………… …. Due to the fact that our narrator exploded I will be taking over and getting away from the sheer awesomeness that is strider for the moment
  80. 80. ANNA LIVOLAND
  81. 81.  You are Anna livoland amazingly ruthless babe when it comes to hunting you like it hard the harder the better so u typically use a sphere when hunting but you are a lady and whould never dare to look unattractive during anything so you are never dirty you like fashion and history, ok you love history just so fucking much you just cant get enough of old thing.
  82. 82. MILI EVANS
  83. 83.  You are mili evans a young scientist and video gamer you are always inventing thing and have never been a day with out technology you believe that tech is beautiful and that all u need in life is a good mind and anything is possible to make. For this you constantly prove science wrong in every way possible
  84. 84. SIDY KILMOREN
  85. 85. OH MY GOD WHY surely this is a joke I mean nameing a character after your self no please tell me……………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………… ………………………………… Oh so its not a joke so… 
  86. 86.  Nope it‟s a joke
  87. 87. NEKO SHAWEGATO
  88. 88.  You are neko shawagato a young girl with a strong passion for art and beauty you believe that delicacy is the best was to handle things . You love all animal and are over all a very nice girl you believe. You enjoy the quiet and butterflies along with anything well… PRETTY
  89. 89.  Now that you know about theses guys lets see how entering went
  90. 90.  In there session after the hack they began kurnalspriteing there parent and the secret item given to them by jack once this happened the land took form with strange imps, imps that made an unholy combination of jadajoos along with some other things thing that are really strong but jack and his buds can handle they intern have a shit ton of grist with in a few minuets there all in with minimal effort
  91. 91.  Now be jack… again
  92. 92. LAND OF SCREENS AND LAPTOPS  In the land of screens an laptops we find our young hero. PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AS HIS EYES MELT FROM HIS SKULL. Yes you haven't slept since entering(about seven minuets ago) no chance to see your dream self nope not even sure you ever woke up. You have been really busy playing the 7 WHOLE MINUETS OF VIDEO GAMES YOU MISSED WHILE GETTING INTO THE GAME. God how did you survive man how
  93. 93.  You play on your land when you are shocked into stoping god why did mili make this shit so good. I mean can you not just play a little but NOOOOOOOOOO 3hr a day and never when doing something important in the game. God that girl is always trying to fix problems that isn't there. well since you can‟t play with out 50,000 volts nearly killing you you mite as well see what you've done
  94. 94. JACK SLEEP  You decide to sleep and see what this dream self nonsence is jack sleep
  95. 95.  As a prospit dreamer you see what the fuss is about it‟s beautiful (not as beautiful as the imperial city in shamrock 7 but…) a golden city with peaceful people. Wait when did you wake up is seem like unlike the real homestuck everyone is just awake. You of coarse don‟t know that because you have no idea what homestuck is. Despite that you travel prospit with great curiosity.
  96. 96.  This place is awesome and everyone seems so… happy this place. You like it here man you should go to sleep more… WHO THE LITTERAL FUCK IS THAT…
  97. 97. JACK FALL IN LOVE
  98. 98. STRANGE GIRL DIAPEAR  Yea she‟s gone
  99. 99.  Jack get nocked out and wake up in the real/game world
  100. 100. You are now up and in the real/game world Your friends are gathered around you 
  101. 101. Rico: bro, dude get the fuck up  Jack: im already up  Luke: dude we know  Anna: yes we know what you did to our game fuck ass  Mili: why whould you do that  Jack what  Everyone: hack the fucking game to make it IMPOSSIPLE 
  102. 102. Jack: cause I know we can do this  Luke: dude no…  Anna: you fucked up LEADER  Rico: what else are u hideing man  Mili: tell us everything you know 
  103. 103. Jack: ok fine  Jack: look me and an alien have been talking since I went in ok  Jack: we made a plan, to make the game harder than anything possiple  Jack: so that when we won we would get double the reward  Jack: and bring all, of you guy‟s who had died back to life when we became gods  jack: were going to like join sessions when the worm hole open  Luke: wait a worm hole cant that kill us right here  Jack: that I kinda made…  Luke: U MADE A… u made a fucking worm hole, god damn jack don‟t you care about anyone  Jack: I do I realy do, I made something so we could cross over with no harm anna: and what is this  
  104. 104. Jack: I made a ship we‟ll leave in like 3 minuets and be there 8 seconds later  Neko: what if we… don‟t want to go  Jack: it‟s a one way trip  Jack: if you come our chance of winning will sky rocket. Our planets will come with us to via transportation  Jack: I promise we‟ll be fine I did the calculation and I've don‟t it thousands of times in space guard. So it should be ok  Luke: fine ill trust you even though you majorly fucked up 
  105. 105. Jake: thank you  Rico: ok fuckers let DO THIS SHIT 
  106. 106. THE 3 SECOND TRIP
  107. 107. 3 SECONDS LATER
  108. 108. CONTINUED
  109. 109.  And a few others yet to be reveiled
  110. 110. Humans (other than jack): WHAT THE LITTERAL FUCK WHAT ARE THESE THINGS  trolls(other than minios): OH MY FUCK THEY DON‟T HAVE HORNS WHAT THE SHIT WHAT ARE THESE PALE SKINED OTHERE THAN THAT GUY. THEY LOOK REPULSIVE.  Jack&Minios: guy‟s calm the fuck down  Jack: we need to work with these guys if were gonna become gods and unlock the secrets of the universe nd make cool shit were gonna work to gether 
  111. 111. Luke: against what Jack: the game Anna: what Jack: the game is gonna do something I hacked it. So this is like a virus it sends to kill us Luke: what the fuck then why Jack: cause the virus if killed will give us the gift Luke: and what is that Jack: its like what you get from beating the game times a zillion 
  112. 112. Jack: it will let us become the rulers of all session and even paradox space  Eveyone: FINE  Faygon: ok but I'm your motherfuckin leader got that  Jack: why shoul Trolls: JUST DO IT  Jack: ok 
  113. 113. Faygon: thank motherfucker  Now be faygon 
  114. 114.  You are now Faygon the one and only merciful messiah and your other fucker is about to do a fucking high-dive of the deep end. You met some ass claimeing to be your ancester and he DARED to claim HE was also the FUCKING MESSIAH
  115. 115.  Now you are going to flip your shit for real and it wont be pretty your sure of that
  116. 116.  Faygon black out
  117. 117.  Angel of honking death awake
  118. 118. We don‟t have time so be rico  You are now rico the most swag, swag daddy the world has ever knows. And now you just got some crazy powers to do shit your not sure how this absolutely dope thing works. But your thing you got these weird foaty thingy‟s that look like speakers Anywas you have been time traveling like a motherfucker have no time though future you gave you a mission thing and the history of swag depends on it 
  119. 119.  You got to like fuck shit up, and when you say fuck this up you mean. FUCK SHIT UP going all into time and shit got no spare time anymore but you‟ll respect the shit future you gave now you so you could be him when its now for you and give the mission to past you. Right now your being hassled by some fucker who wont calm his tit‟s
  120. 120.           ???: U UNSUFFERABLE PRICK FAG D-BAG WHY ARE YOU HERE ASSHOLE WHY rico: dude I just need to tell you something ???: AND WHAT IS THAT YOU GO DADDY PIECE OF SHIT rico: swag ???: SWAG, WHAT……… THE………… FUCK! rico: swag bro just swag ???: YOU CAME INTO MY HIVE TO TELL ME SOME ALIEN SHIT CALLED SHAAG I DON‟T CARE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OK JUST GO FUCKER NOT ONLY DID I HAVE TO SEE UR FUCKING FACE, BUT I HAD TO BEAR SEEING YOUR UNBEARABLE SUNGLASSES AND SHITTY “SNAP BACK”. JUST GO GET THE FUCK OUT I NEVER WHANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Rico: ok man calm your tits ???:YOU WANT ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN. GET THE UNBEARABLE SHITTYEST, BASTERDLY, PISS, FUCK OUT rico: (disapearafies)
  121. 121. That‟s like 5 down and while rico does his shit  be someone 
  122. 122. Be the game the game is to busy so she will just be herself  A foolish boy and his friend DARED to try and hack the game now they are going to fucking die 
  123. 123. THE VIRUS  The virus is a hundorian a species of sexy cat women she and like a BAZILLION others are gonna fuck shit up
  124. 124.  But there is someone here to stop these fiends
  125. 125. CALLIE OPPAIA
  126. 126.  Your are a character everyone already knows of unless this fan-fiction has somehow become more popular than the actual homestuck
  127. 127.  Well its not about here its about this sexy cat person
  128. 128. SKY EVORA  You are sburb queen of the hundorians and protector of sburb when people fuck shit up
  129. 129.  You enjoy video games a lot so must OMG YOU LIKE GAMES and things with # #youlikehashtags
  130. 130.  But now you must hunt some fuckers down
  131. 131. SKY
  132. 132.  But you have to wait for your people to enter so till then…
  133. 133.  Be minios
  134. 134. LAND OF THRONES AND MANSIONS  In the land of thrones and mansions sits minios atop his mighty as fuck throne looking so fucking BAD ASS.
  135. 135. You are shooting everything that moves (and some of the things that aren't) gaining a REDICULUS amount of grist I mean is a gatizillion even a number ur not sure and you don‟t care you just got and awesome weapon you combined a magic wand you found with your silver pistols. Making the wizards twin pistols. Yes you love it‟s even more powerful than your legendary cross hair, but why wouldn't it it‟s fucking magic white magic is the most powerful shit even. The only thing close is that sidy guy and his white SCIENCE wtf why would you call what is CLEARLY magic science. Gog you really hate that guy and you plan to kill him if he ever dares to show his retarded face in your amazing palace.
  136. 136. Minios pester arieti  Minios: hello uh ari are u there  Ariete: yes im here bro  Minios: ok so I like have bad news  Ariete: did u figure it out  Minios: what are u talking about  Ariete: ur lusus is dead dude  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  137. 137.  Thief go check on lusus
  138. 138. OH NO
  139. 139.  You find him upside down in the tank you made he is indeed dead but how.
  140. 140.  You see a rare blood on the tank rare green blood…
  141. 141.  SHE DID THIS. You know it was the filthy blood of beatix the woman who dared to be god
  142. 142.  Minios you know what you must do REVENGE that is the only answer
  143. 143. AMPORA GO DARK  Your pistols chance from a gleaming silver to the darkest shade of black
  144. 144.  You will KILL HER(no fish pun serious as fuck) minios leap to next ring
  145. 145.  You leap into the world of glass and towers home of the space bitch
  146. 146.  Your gun is burning for the death of her.
  147. 147. Minios: low blood  Beatix: what did you just say  Minios: low blood  Beatix: how dare you  Minios: low blood you will pay  Beatix: you are speaking to god here bitch  Minios: your crimes are great and your blood is my vengence  ((gun shot‟s) 
  148. 148.  Beatix: what…….. The………………..fuck you dare kill……………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………… ……………………..god
  149. 149. DE DEAD
  150. 150.  Here death it pleases you
  151. 151.  Ariete: oh the drama
  152. 152.  Now that you have killed here you want, power you want what you deserve
  153. 153.  You go back into your planet and do what you have been waiting for
  154. 154. THIEF ASCEND
  155. 155. MINIOS: THIEF OF HOPE
  156. 156.  Be dariam
  157. 157.  You are now dariam your planet was destroyed upon entery and you are staying with beatix. You have just gotten back from a voyage on derce when you see a strange black light erupt from cluster fuck of buildings.
  158. 158.  Pyrope investigate you peep at what's going on and what you see calls for a song that is or is not shitty
  159. 159.  Pyrope play a song that may or may not be shitty
  160. 160. LISTEN TO THIS SHIT
  161. 161.  After such a heart felt song that has something to do with death you must investigate
  162. 162.  The victim was shot reputedly or stabed u don‟t know just trll the otheres
  163. 163. Sweetmelody opend memo  SM: guys beatix is fuckin dead  Thetrullpeace enterd  TP: WHAT  SM: she dead  TP: how did this happen  SM: I don‟t know ok just tell everyone to get over here 
  164. 164.  A chill goes down your spine something is happening
  165. 165.  Sunloc teleports in
  166. 166.         Sunloc: dude something bad is gonna happen I had a vision faygon is gonna go crazy and kill us all Dariam: sunloc listen to what ur saying faygon is strong but not he would never go on a mindless slaughter Kerkin enters Kerkin: I came as soon as I heard what… happened why would anyone do this Sunloc: guys something BIG is happening just listen to me Dariam: sun your vishions have been wrone befor like you said I whould go blind but never did Sunloc: this is different just listen ok
  167. 167. Kerkin: no we need to put the basterd who did this to justice.  Kerkin: [[cries]] we are not fucking dieing  Sunloc: gog kerkin u cry to fuckin much this isnt a drama  Ariete: ISNT A DRAMA who told you that  Sunloc: ari stfu were doing not stupid shit 
  168. 168. Kerkin: did u here that  Sunloc: yes  Dariam: what the fuck was that  Ariete: I don‟t know dut we should cheak it out 
  169. 169. Kerkin: is that… faygon  ???: no motherfucker im whats is face makara 
  170. 170. Faygon in bloody rage jumps from out of bushes MOTHER FUCK WHO'S ALL THIS FRESH PIMP RYDA I GOT MY WICKED PEEP ON FOR SUDDENLY? IT'S A MOTHER FUCKIN NINJALICIOUS HO-TITTY MIRACLE JACKED UP IN THIS BITCH ASS MOTHER FU-
  171. 171. Kerkin: you fucking juggler carnie fucker calm down  Faygon: THIS MOTHFUCKER GONNA DIE  ???: just call me gamzee 
  172. 172.  Gamzee: im this righutios motherfuckers clown daddy and he wont calm his tittys cause im the messiah
  173. 173.  Faygon: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY motherFUCKER
  174. 174.  FAYGON PINS TO GROUND making gamzee say it
  175. 175. Gamzee: ok bezerker motherfucker I was just pullin my son of mines leg  Faygon: OH NO FUCKER I DON‟T CARE UR GONNA DIE 
  176. 176.  In a horrific act to terrible to show faygon rips the horns off his poor ancestors head and runs into the cluster fuck of buildings
  177. 177.  TROLLS THAT ARE THERE: OH FUCK OH NO FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED
  178. 178.  Kronoc: whats going on gu- OH MY GOG WHAT THE LIVING FUCK WAD HAPPENED
  179. 179.  Sunloc the smartest fucker in the pact tells there noble knight what happened
  180. 180. THIS WAS HIS REACTION
  181. 181. Kronoc: so Faygon finally snapped, I say this coming  (all otheres come)  Jack: wtf just happened here  Luke: god damn jack were already dieing hasn‟t even been a day  Rico: for me it been like 8 days  Mili: god this is horrible  Jack: let just calm the fuck down 
  182. 182.       Coralt: yea I mean shit isnt that bad, we‟re still alive Kerkin: DO U HAVE NO HEART. OUR FRIEND JUST DIED. AND I COULDN‟T DO…. ANYTHING DARIAM: ker its not your fault its no ones Luke: no its some ones but whoes Jack: well that carnie guy and weird wizard guy aren't here lets ask them
  183. 183. Faygon comes in holding a beaten bloody gamzee he is wearing a crown a crown of troll horns  Faygon: as your savior I have been given gods orders  Faygon:I must make…. Some motherfuckin miracles  Faygon: now 
  184. 184. Faygon: LOW BLOODS KNEEL  Kerkin: faygon be resonable  Faygon: I said kneel. KNEEL MOTHFUCKER, KNEEL TO YOUR SAVIOR.  Kerkin and the others look in terror at the monster that is there friend faygon jumps down and strikes mili with his staff killing her 
  185. 185. Faygon: now fuckers let me tell you something  Faygon: I am here to kill you TO KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. As the messiah I must, but worry not, you may die but your memories wont  Faygon: I WILL CRUSH YOUR BONES INTO MY STARDUST AND USE THY BLOOD, TO WRITE MY MESSAGES AND MY MERICALS  I WILL MAKE YOUR DEAD SKIN THE PUPPETS OF THE WONDER THAT IS MY ONE AND ONLY DARK CARNIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  186. 186.  You guys have never been more terified. Rico gets the fuck. Sunloc tranzportalizes you to safety
  187. 187. THE BATTLE FIELD
  188. 188. Kerkin: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK. WHAT JUST HAPPENED WHAT JUST Sunloc: ker shut up and look in up 
  189. 189. Sunloc: this is bad have u realized how messed up our session is  Luke: now that u mention it where's our jack and u know this battle field seems quiet like were are the u know solders this entire game seems to… quiet 
  190. 190.  Sunloc: I think jacks on derse I saw him but, he doesn‟t have any power ups. Your right about the battle field but our session has two derse‟s and one prospit so its was one sided murder what I mean is we haven't even seen this so called virus and most of us are just… some of have strait up disappeared
  191. 191.  Kerkin: I fucking know its peace full and all but by not having shit to fight were fucking shit up in a really bad way
  192. 192. Ariete: [this is becoming really DRAMATIC] (LIGHTNING BOLT)  Marbis: this game is become so weird and to be honest I think we should have never hacked 
  193. 193.  Jack: yeah I know, I thought that this whould be a dream but this, this is hell a hell that we have to make it through to get to heaven. I thought we were meant for godly hood but, I guess that‟s a dream for saint not sinners
  194. 194.  Luke: let not fuck up our hope yet we haven't seen these fuckers but that don‟t mean shit
  195. 195. IN THE PAST BUT NOT THAT MUCH BUT ALSO ALOT  Now sky people are in and you can hunt the once who dared to fuck this up.
  196. 196.  Your planet is everyone planet and it is also your ship, you zoom at the speed of light
  197. 197.  You will kill the fuckers but till then play your video games
  198. 198. HELL YES  YOU JUST BROKE AN ALL TIME FUCKING RECORD FOR SUCK AN OLD ASS GAME YOU LOVE BREAKING THIS SHITS TIME RECORDS IT IS JUST… AMAZING
  199. 199.  But enough fooling around your almost here
  200. 200. ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
  201. 201.  You land in a short while
  202. 202.  Sky: ok girls lets do this let make there session BURN
  203. 203.  Faygon listen to the troll who gave you the final part of thy crown
  204. 204.  He tells you he is your ancestor and that you must cary on his will cause though he is imortal he doesn‟t feel like doing this shit
  205. 205. He scratched you across the face and has told you what makes you the messiah  You are faygon :)  But the real motherfucker is faygon :(  And he wants HIM out you ask what the fuck he means then 
  206. 206.  Faygon:Greetings Welcome to the gypsy of fortunes Your coin was very much appreciated And now I shall grant you your future It seems my cards of tarot have dealt you a very odd hand A hand of six jokers card, this is very rare And suggest something neusant is approaching You should be visited by a dark circus A circus that holds pain and anguish This travelling mass of evil will leave you corpse to rot While entrapping your soul to displayed at future stops Oh yes, you should also be aware that it is your own evil doings That have brought about this carnival's visit All of the sins and hatred you have cast during your life Have whipped and spun into form, the form of one One who leads this gruesome parade of pain into your life One sinister beast, one known only as RINGMASTER Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the museum, the wax museum Thousands of dead souls covered in wax All of the rare exhibits you are about to encounter Are strange and wonderous creations of the one and the only Leader of them all So both dead and undead please welcome the Ringmaster
  207. 207. I‟VE BEEN MOTHERFUCKING REINCARNATED
  208. 208.  FAYGON: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  209. 209.  Be the main group
  210. 210.  Jack: ok so im guessing that is the virus thing so lets get to the second phase. Sun do you have the beds
  211. 211.  Sunloc: yeah I have them  Jack get them out  [zap]  Rico: ok bro im here kill me
  212. 212.  Coralt: ok lets go full god and woop there asses  Ariete: yes let me shine  Luke: and the one‟s who aren't here  Jack: we need to do this
  213. 213.  The following were killed by sunloc on there quest bed
  214. 214.  Upon virus acending you all see it the planet the
  215. 215.  Ok now fuck that for now you may not know what will happen for hundreds maybe even thousands of slides WELL WHILE THEN SEE WHAT GOIN on with sidy the sweet creator of this awesome thing we call CESS FIELD I mean he made a fan-fiction without the word stuck in it
  216. 216.  Sidy rap about your life
  217. 217.  Well im sidy  A lil beady  And I like things cheasy  Also I wanna OH FUCK NO  NO NO  NO  NO  NO
  218. 218.  I’ll be taking over motherfucker  Don’t you mean me I am the star here
  219. 219.  Ok so for the sake of these fuckers shuting up you‟ll just have to be me later so for now be
  220. 220.  ariete
  221. 221.  The drama brewing up here is almost UNBEALIVEBLE your loving this. The story of survival that ends in TRAGIDY yes that is your vision.
  222. 222.  You love this now for your second faze
  223. 223.  Be marbis
  224. 224.  You are now marbis and with your great streangth you‟ve reached god tier
  225. 225.  Now you need to stop the REDICULUS amount of imps I mean its like… an army of imps they even have guns (thanks a lot minios) but there no match against you and your archery
  226. 226.  Marbis ride so fucking mejesticly on a unicorn into battle
  227. 227.  You begin to ride becoming the most sexy unicorn rider in the land
  228. 228.  The now place you must go is were you are
  229. 229.  Ariete take control
  230. 230.  Marbis:…
  231. 231.  Instead of beating them as heroically as possible you begin looking heroic then you… stop you cant move as well
  232. 232.  You fire your last arrow and doge the last bullet then like rain there upon you
  233. 233.  They rip into your muscle and you pass out saved by someone
  234. 234.  Ariete: GOD DAMN he is ruining my plans on the drama
  235. 235.  you need to get that bastard but you cant. And you want to know why nether less the show MUST go on
  236. 236.  Be jack, wow its been forever's since you were last jack
  237. 237.  You have been playing sooooooo many games and still your not caught up right now you are destroying the super mario bros record
  238. 238.  And BOOM record with held and ever since you became a god you are not holding back you have beaten 8 games in under a minuet
  239. 239.  But are you a bad leader I mean there is a giant space ship landing and you cant crawl away from the screen for a second to tell them
  240. 240.  You are to busy not telling others of there doom when someone bust through the door
  241. 241.  You pause the game and look at the bastard who made you do this
  242. 242.  Its… her the girl you know must be a gamer look at those fingers and those screen blinded eyes yes this is your dream girl
  243. 243.  Jack: uhh, hi  Sky: hello jack  Jack: [she knows my name]  Jack: wanna play  Sky no I have the universal reacord in that game  Jack: no that‟s me  Jack look
  244. 244.  You show her the time  Sky: w-w-we tied!?!?  Jack: WHAT y-y-y-you tied with ME the god [I thought I would blow her out of the water]  Sky: #wtf  Jack: did you just use a hashtag in real life  Sky: yeah its cool # are the shit
  245. 245.  Sky: but enough talking I'm here to fucking kill you  Jack: why  Sky: because you #hacked hacked really really bad
  246. 246.  Befor jack can answer he is stabed
  247. 247.  Jack be stabed
  248. 248.  You have been stabed but you know what happened
  249. 249.  Jack come back to life
  250. 250.  You come to find her playing your game  Jack: died for like three second and BAM your playing my game  Sky: #howareyounotdead  Jack: uhh god tier  Sky: ohhh of coarce  Jack: wait your like the virus of the game and you don‟t know everything about the game
  251. 251.  Sky: I protect it but this game is to treasured I went in without knowing shit in away were just like you guys  Jack: I knew almost everything  Sky: HOW  Jack: hacking and if you didn't know why are you hunting us  Sky: not of YOUR business
  252. 252.  Jack: this game is just playing us for fools  Sky: yeah but its what I must do  Jack: you and what army  Sky: #ihopedyou‟dsaythat  she points to the ship which is FILLED with sexy cat people
  253. 253.  Jack  [zap] teleport with your PSP
  254. 254.  Be the troll
  255. 255.  You are now the troll [faygon]  Faygon: penitence for your crime, penitence for your life  You see the the body‟s of the missing people and like 5 rico‟s
  256. 256.  The trolls horns are missing and the ringleaders crown has grown into a crooked forest of horns
  257. 257.  Faygon: well my clowns shall we  [using chuckle voodoo]  Marbis: of coarce  Neko: yes  Gamzee: qhatever the motherfuck you say  Rico1-5: HELLA YES  Anna: why yes
  258. 258.  We are your clowns and you are our RINGMASTER
  259. 259.  You have a plan to make the entire session your carnival just as your ancestor told you  You Will give allllllllllllllllll the MOTHERFUCKIN BLOOD AND THIS SESSION WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN AS THE DARK CARNIVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  260. 260.  LET THE BLOOD RUN COLD CAUSE FUCKERS THE DARK CARNIVAL IS HERE
  261. 261.  Be luke
  262. 262.  You are now luke, well sleeping luke
  263. 263.  Derse
  264. 264.  You are on derse and this guy is creaping you the fuck out
  265. 265.  He has been following you around mooching off your awesomeness all bloody and shit
  266. 266.  luke: why are you following me?  nior:  Luke: what  Nior:  Luke: lulu is traped in the well, were boy were  Nior: !!!  Luke: ok I have no idea
  267. 267.  Luke: well then  Nior grabs your head and you glow in rainbow a bright beam shoots up
  268. 268.  Luke: what the fuck how am I not dead  Nior: I made u ables to undersands me  Luke: why your supposed to be some kinda stab happy guy  Nior: you fuckers hacked me. I donts even got crazy strong upgrades and the shit supposed to go down idnt soooo what the fuck do I do I‟m like loneyes
  269. 269.  Luke: you‟re lonely… ok bro ill tell you what  Nior: what  Luke: you are now my bro  Nior: I‟m your bro?  Luke: yeah mine as long as you get clened and stop being to weird
  270. 270.  Nior: alright bro  Luke: ok imma wake up I feel something bad ass     is about to go down Nior ill go with ya Luke: alright LET DO THIS BRO [fistbump] [zap]
  271. 271.  Be rico
  272. 272.  As rico you are messin stuff up BAD like you are ruining the timeline you‟re surprised you still exist but its all worth it  You have a SWAG army like there are so many you‟s AND people you‟ve led to swaglyness
  273. 273.  You know this is gonna have some kinda terible outcome but hey older you told ya to and now you‟re done all that shit took you like 7 years of awesome stuff you‟ll never know about because the writer is a jack ass
  274. 274.  Well now that you have all these you‟s what do you do
  275. 275.  Well the answer is clear you must
  276. 276. dance
  277. 277.  Yes this will be the best Harlem shake video IN EXISTANCE it will be so fuckin swag
  278. 278.  First up is this guy
  279. 279.  Ok you will never un-see that NEVER so we stop the Harlem shaking cause you have NO time for it you need to see what this quest was all about
  280. 280.  Ok lets see you will go back to the moment he told you to do it then you will follow you to your time
  281. 281.  [zap]  [zap again]
  282. 282.  You are now in later you‟s time
  283. 283.  You find you there
  284. 284.  Rico: oh youre here  Rico: yep now why did I do that shit why haven't I aged and what do I do know you know how it is me we tell it straight  Rico: ok well you didn‟t age because of them time shinaigans 7 years for you not even a day now that youre done do what ever and as for why well its just we need an army of strong motherfuckers if we gonna live
  285. 285.  Rico: alright I get this shit ill me goin  [zap]
  286. 286.  Now be ariete
  287. 287.  You are now her
  288. 288.  Through making drama you need‟d a side kick and now you have one dariam was happy to join you make the music for your next dramatic end
  289. 289.  The witch hunt is on
  290. 290.  Soulin alive again for a day and her death will be the most loveing
  291. 291.  But no threat it wont be just or heroic just dramatic it will make up for the major fail with minios
  292. 292.  Come and listen to her tale brought to you by dariam
  293. 293.  Such a sad tale all you wanted was a princes love but love was not meant for you oh well at least you‟ll live
  294. 294.  Serket see how your other drama has been
  295. 295.  Opposite love is going very well for a love story
  296. 296.  War and peace forbiden love yes this will be fun
  297. 297.  Be coralt
  298. 298. Land of war and desserts
  299. 299.  You are now coralt
  300. 300.  Your NPC army has sweeped through the imps causeing much unfortune to the imps who dared to opose you. This is IMP GENOSIDE
  301. 301.  Yes this is becoming a very nice conqering
  302. 302.  But you have been interrupted by the jack ass
  303. 303.  You see kerkin with his pacifists IMPS how are IMPS even peaceful there made to fucking kill and what the shit is a hit man pacifists hit men kill and pacifist don‟t MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND
  304. 304.  Coralt: hi  Kerkin: uhh hi  Coralt: what are you doing on my planet  Kerkin: stoping you from RUINING the poor IMPS lives  Coralt: what the fuck you want to STOP me from doing shit on MY planet
  305. 305.  Coralt: kerkin you are the worst kinda fucker  Kerkin: you are bringing fucking genocide to these majestic creatures  Coral: that is fucking it, what the fuck is wrong with you WHAT THE FUCK  Kerkin: what's wrong with you I‟ve climbed twice the amount you have barely killing anything
  306. 306.  Coralt: YOU FUCKING BEAT THEM INTO PEACE HOOD  Kerkin: AT LEAST I DON‟T KILL THEM FOR FUN  Coralt: THIS IS WHAT I FUCKING AM DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT FUCKER
  307. 307.  Kerkin: LIKE HELL I DO  Coralt: FINE WE‟LL SETTLE THIS LIKE TROLLS WITH WAR  kerkin: FINE LETS DO THIS
  308. 308.  Coralt: HUH no fuck that kerkin lets just leave     each other alone Kerkin: ok Coralt: [kiss] Kerkin: what the fuck were did that come from Coralt: m-my body moved on it‟s own
  309. 309.  Kerkin: I fucking hate you crazy bitch
  310. 310.  Coralt: same fucking way you ignorant peace loving piece of shit  Kerkin: lets not fucking fight ok  Coralt: ♠  Kerkin: ♠
  311. 311.  Yes that came out perfectly as everything you do does who would have thought you could control higher bloods to you are very good at your work now the only one left is faygon and his loyal clown subjects
  312. 312.  Mean while the the crazy shit goin on with the crazy fucker
  313. 313.  Faygon: NOW MY CLOWNS LETS RULE THIS BITCH  You see a croud of voodootised trolls and humans with face paint
  314. 314.  Faygon: TODAY MY BROTHERS IS OPENIN DAY LETS WELCOME ALL WITH OPEN ARMS TO OUR CARNIVAL OF SOUL  CLOWNS: OF COARSE R-R-R-RA RINGMASTA 
  315. 315. LAND OF FUN AND DEATH
  316. 316.  THE UNKNOWING TROLLS AND HUMANS COME TO THE LAND BELEAVING THAT THEY WHOULD HAVE AN EXPLAINATION OVER THE DEATHS
  317. 317.  Come one COME ALL, TO OUR GRANT CARNIVAL WERE THE SOULS NEVER REST, AND DEATH IS THE TEST. LADIES AND GENTALMEN BOYS AND GOULS YOUR SOULS MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THY SIN’S. THIS MY MOTHERFUCKERS IS THE DARK CARNIVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL L
  318. 318.  Kerkin: what…. The…. FUCK  Coralt: where the hell have you been faygon  Faygon: up with the motherfuckin angels bro learnin understand shit  Dariam: faygon, are you… ok
  319. 319.  Faygon: im motherfuckin fine sista just given you a MOTHERFUCKIN DEATH SENTENCE
  320. 320.  Soulin: marbis i-is that you  Marbis: :o)  Soulin: marbis please  Marbis: :o)  Soulin: marbis WAKE UP  [crying]
  321. 321.  Kerkin: you bastard I don‟t care how fucking strong you are imma beat your ass  Faygon: ;o) bring it my fucka
  322. 322. They lung at each other scythe in hand kerkin slashes cutting faygon across the chest the un responcive faygon does nothing simply humming the song you listen to know kerkin unable to attack such a mentaly un healthy trolls quit
  323. 323.  Luke: dude just kick his ass  Kerkin: I can he‟s like my best friend  Nior: ill fuckin do‟s it  Sunloc: no dude don‟t kill the carnie fucker
  324. 324.  Faygon: clowns lets give them a fucking SHOW  Clowns: mothafuck yes
  325. 325.  Be Minios
  326. 326. The darkness  Minios: this magic  Minios: its so dark  Minios: I cant see anything  ???: young empora  Minios: what the fuck was that  ???: I will be your guid  Minios: m-my guid  ???: to the core of grimdark
  327. 327.  Minios: wh-who are you  ???: I am thy‟s god your grimdarkness has     brought me here Minios: my… god ???: call me chad Minios: what the fuck chad? Chad: you are the hope fallen to the dark. You are the one
  328. 328.  Well whats happening here is defiantly NOT important so we will go to the much more important shit the shit so fucking important that when you see it you better be wearing a diaper because you will shit your self so hard, so fucking hard that your pants will burn the fuck of leaveing you there wondering what the fuck you just saw
  329. 329.  ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
  330. 330.  YOU 100% SURE
  331. 331.  NOT MY FAULT IF YOU DIE
  332. 332.  ARE U FUCKING READY
  333. 333.  Your not ready so lets see what the house of horrors is doing
  334. 334.  No i bet you wanna know were anna is
  335. 335.  Be anna
  336. 336.  You have stumbled across strange people who are telling you what happened in there session this is how they explained it
  337. 337.  You are amazed this is a revelation a big fucking revelation
  338. 338.  Rose: hello alternate version daughter  Anna: alternate version?  Rose: yes you see in my timeline I am my own       mothers mother Anna: i…. WHAT Rose: try not to think too much about it Dave: yeah that shit will fucking kill you and you mind will be mush Anna: STRIDER Dave: yeah im THE strider Anna: T.T so cool
  339. 339.  John: well were are our people  Anna: idk
  340. 340.  Be there people
  341. 341.  After 3 fucking hours the show is fucking over
  342. 342.  Faygon: we‟ll be here all week  Kerkin: lets go guys….
  343. 343.  Luke: no fuck that let kill the fuckin carnie and his brain washed fuckers  Clowns: we are just the clowns of the ringmasta  Luke: fuck you all, and what the fuck why didn‟t rico just fucking teleport back in time and keep this shit from happening  Rico: I fucking did this isnt the main timeline fucker
  344. 344. You just wasted time
  345. 345.  In the alternate timeline….
  346. 346.  Just kidind this is what happend
  347. 347.  The teal blood kicked the highblood in the croch then they re un fucked up his mind simeple as fucking that
  348. 348.  Anna has come with the remaining kids
  349. 349.  Except minios and Anna no one knows were they are
  350. 350.  Nior: ok I think its time I tell ya‟s  Jack: tell us what  Noir: how this session works and why your virus don‟t know shit  Luke: wait the virus is here bro  Noir: yeah the skirts right there‟s  Luke: what
  351. 351.  Sky: nya  Huuete: A CAT LADY  Soulin: so kawii  Sky: thanks  Luke: this girls the virus  Rico: hey baby were you been all my life
  352. 352.  Noir: no nope, luke you knows better than that  Luke: sorry bro  Jack:( wait what)  rico: baby baaaaaaaabyyyyyyyy were you goin
  353. 353.  Jack: rico  Rico: what  Jaco: shut the fuck up
  354. 354.  Neko: guys ok I have something to ask befor we go on the fucking deep end with questions  Jack: what  Neko: whats…. That black stuff
  355. 355. Be the black thing
  356. 356.  Kerkin: is that  Kerkin:
  357. 357.  minios: yes ker its fucking me  Sunloc: oh…. NO  Sunloc grabs his head riving in pain  Minios: the darkness to much for you low blood
  358. 358.  Sunloc: NO AHHH  Minios: scream low blood  Rico: what the fuck I cant time fuck to stop this  Minios: like hell you cant  noir: how the fuck did you even do that  Chad: I did this for our heir  Noir: what, the, fuck is even happening
  359. 359.  Minios: jack noir you need to upgrade and     destroy these lowlings Noir: fuck no‟s I like my bro luke what's is face Luke: strider Noir: yeah Minios: oh im not asking
  360. 360. AND LIKE THIS THERE DOOM TRULY BEGINS
  361. 361.  Noir: whaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHATS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS…..GREAT
  362. 362.  Luke: bro don’t go crazy please dude you were getting bad ass
  363. 363.  Noir: FUCK YOU BRO I DON’T NEED YOUR SHIT
  364. 364.  Luke: what happened to your voice and quit yelling bro  Noir: ok but only cause its you old bro  Rico: what the fuck is going on  Jack: its what we call bromance
  365. 365.  Jack noir turns into a mega supream being capaple of ending them all when he feel like it  A combination of the players parents several first guardians and the one they call English alone with machine gun morphing hands and several other weapons. This is the ultimate villian and will never be beaten
  366. 366.  Noir: you see the only thing is those hundorian bitches aren't the virus im the virus there the anti virus
  367. 367.  The kids and troll look in horror at the mega boss destined to rule there session
  368. 368.  Neko: do you feel that  Ariete: yeah I feel the DRAMA(thunderbolt)  Kerkin: shut up  Ariete: what did you say to me freak  Kerkin: SHUT THE FUCK UP
  369. 369.  Kerkin: guys this is bad really fucking bad I don’t know what to do none of us do were only, kids we basically just turned 13… and now were going to dye cause we played what we weren't ready for  We tried to be heros but we all know damn well they don’t fuckin exist  And is they fucking did we whould never be one of them
  370. 370.  Jack: your right and its all my fault all of it  Jack: why the fuck dd I hack and fucking ruin this  Jack: my only regret is that ill never get to play final fantasy 7  Sky: wait you never played that  Jack: no T_T  Sky: ok you need to right now
  371. 371.  Kerkin: shut the fuck up cant you see were gonna die  Jack: just don’t be heroic  Kerkin: how can you not look fuckin heroic makein peace with a monster  Jack: peace, bitch were killin this thing  Kerkin: no I can bring my self to kill ANYTHING  Jack: how’d you, get grist then  Kerkin: there are other ways, you know god I have a fucking army.
  372. 372.  Rico: I HAD an army of like our grandparents and stuff  Jack: yeah yeah I don’t have time for this we have more important matters, like the Pokémon bank release in the U.S.  Soulin: jack-kun please shut up  Huuete: guys now that were here weres anna…
  373. 373.  I bet you expected her to come that moment but no that shits to main stream so no you no see her yet but you can be her
  374. 374. BE ANNA  You are now anna and after takin in the shit ton of stuff your mama told you, you feel like your head about to blow  And the worst part is that the shit your in is much worst and you might as well die now. But there is one chance
  375. 375.  Rose: you know about the green sun it’s a sun  Anna: I got that mom  Rose: well you have to have it super-nova
  376. 376.  Anna: wait, what we have to make it super nova  Anna: how what, god I wish jack or mili was here  Rose: its weird but this is gonna be big ill let jade fill you in
  377. 377.  While they mind fuck anna, be rico
  378. 378.  No you don’t want to be that cool swag daddy
  379. 379.  See what emotional break down luk is going through
  380. 380.  Luke: im not emotional not at all  Luke: say it again and ill blow you up
  381. 381.  Ahh yes luke you have grow so much I can help but be proud you can look at someone without blowing them up if you want but you love blowing shit up it just so bad ass
  382. 382.  But anyway what are you doing  Luke: breaking the fourth wall  Cool that’s cool luke
  383. 383.  lets see what the prophet is doing
  384. 384.  Be sunloc
  385. 385.  You are now sunloc about to fall in love
  386. 386.  You found anna and you have fallen in fucking love
  387. 387.  This is so suben its like wow you see some fucker and bam your in love with a crazy hunter girl love at first fucking site  What are you troll Romeo or some shit
  388. 388.  Well you hate your self for it but hey at least you found her
  389. 389.  Sunloc: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY  Anna: WHAT  Sunloc: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY  Anna: COME CLOSER I CANT HEAR  Walk closer  Sunloc: ok now who the fuck are these people
  390. 390.  Anna: oh these are us human players lusu- parents from a difrent time line  Sunloc: well that made fucking sence
  391. 391. [/ 人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕人 \ ]  Anna: yeah  Dave: hell yeah  Rose:….  Sunloc: ok then  Rose: anna  Anna: what
  392. 392.  Rose: this guy is in love with you  Sunloc: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT  Anna: o/////o what  Rose: I can tell cause I studied this shit  Its red love  Anna: oh um
  393. 393.  Dave: bro she likes you  Anna: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT  Dave: im a love doctor I can tell  Sunloc:*silent's*  Jade: what is wrong with you guys!!!  John: yeah that’s not cool
  394. 394.  Rose: well she my daughter  Anna: o////o  Sunloc: wtf  Dave: bro I got you  Sunloc: no you fucking don’t
  395. 395.  John: ok guys can you just bring us to your people like the rest or are they all dead  Jade: JOHN  John: what it may be remember our session  Anna: no there not dead
  396. 396.  Sunloc: nope not dead  Rose: well lets go to them
  397. 397.  Be makara  You are now makara with dariam she is helping you with your problem but she says it will take time
  398. 398.  Faygon: idk dar its like  ¼ want to be friend with everyone  ¼ wants to be seen  ¼ doesn’t care about anyone  ¼ want to murder everyone and bath in there motherfuckin blood as I write miracles into the sky
  399. 399.  Dariam: yeah I can see your brain is like a maze im having a hard time but I can see how messed up it is  Faygon: can’t you just use your mind healing powers to help me  Dariam: usually I whould but you’re a special case cause your not insane you have two personalities one good one did a paruet of the fucking high dive to insanity
  400. 400.  Dariam: your inerself is very…. Violent  Faygon: wait your with him  Dariam: yeah he’s rageing the fuck out all over your brain  Faygon: can we just kill him  Dariam: im not getting close to that lil shit
  401. 401.  Faygon: what can we do you’re a fucking sylph of mind how can you not heal me  Dariam: not without killing you  Dariam: don’t you get it  Dariam: those blackout were him comeing up you have 2 personalityes
  402. 402.  Be the brain dariam
  403. 403.  Inside the head of an insane man filled with rainbows and painting of murder the sounds of a carnival play all around you in the senter of the madness you see him
  404. 404.  Faygon: hey, uh my motherfucka how the fuck it been since the CARNIVAL  Dariam:….  Faygon: it considered fuckin RUDE to not answer someone when they be comunicatin  Dariam: its been g-g-good  Faygon: im not gonna fuckin hurt you bitch
  405. 405.  Dariam: and you expect me to trust you  Faygon: you’d be dead if it were a like  Dariam: why are you here  Faygon: cause im here that fuckin why
  406. 406.  Dariam: who don’t you just leave  Faygon: cause I fuckin cant you see I am him, and he is me  Dariam: wh- what?  Faygon: we have dual personalities as the merful messaih’s you see  Dariam: so your… faygon  Faygon: his better half motherfucker
  407. 407.  Faygon: we are the angels  Fargon: :o(  Faygon: :o)  Faygon: of double motherfuckin death
  408. 408.  Dariam: are you insane  Faygon: yes very  Dariam: what even is that  Faygon: that you mean the angel  Dariam: yeah that  Faygon: its… motherfuckin me
  409. 409.  Dariam: well could you be more like other faygon  Faygon: fuck no  Faygon: I may be, twisted I maybe, crazy  But were both the same equals in a, so no matter how far he trys to run from it  I am him  And he is me
  410. 410.  Dariam: faygon… I just want to help you  Faygon: I DON’T WANT FUCKIN HELP
  411. 411.  Faygon: GET, the motherfuck out of my head  A gust of wind blows her out of his mind she snaps awake
  412. 412.  The shit there about to say is personal you must not hear
  413. 413.  Be luke
  414. 414.  You are now luke
  415. 415.  You are now luke dealing with some deep shit
  416. 416.  That bro of your’s is fucking evil and you have to do something
  417. 417.  Unlike the others you don’t want to see people die
  418. 418.  Luke scene his mind
  419. 419.  There he is that damn bro of yours in that dark shit
  420. 420. LUKE’S MIND ACTIVATE
  421. 421.  Yes you are ready for your bro  Luke: jack black imma come in
  422. 422.  Right when your about to go you see something in space something that brings a chill down your spine
  423. 423.  What you don’t know why but you suddenly want to go to that factory meteor thing
  424. 424.  Luke: what  Luke: I think I know what I gots to do  Luke: I like know this is ecto biology
  425. 425.  Luke: and how to do it
  426. 426.  You then do the ecto-biology thing and creat your self from the bad ass that is your bro and mili’s mommy  Then you make the d-bag and anna via his daddy and her mommy
  427. 427.  Now that you have made you know what you must do what you must do to you
  428. 428.  Luke:
  429. 429. Luke I am your father
  430. 430.  Yes that was mandatory
  431. 431.  We are in a hurry see what jack is doing
  432. 432.  You are now jack
  433. 433.  Jack: wow this final fantasy game is the best  Sky: I know
  434. 434.  Ok these two are going to be playing for a good 3 hours so you might as well leave.
  435. 435.  Be kronoc
  436. 436.  You are now kronoc
  437. 437.  Along with a shit ton o animals and beast
  438. 438.  You’ve always heard the animals voices but now you can fucking make them do shit  This is awesome  Of coarse then you were the animal freak
  439. 439.  But now you’re the freak who can control dragons, so who gives a fuck
  440. 440.  Anyway now that you have all these animals you figure you’ll do some monster tamer stuff
  441. 441.  You don’t know what monster tamer stuff is but it will look brave and majestic as shit  This will be some majestic shit  Shit so mejestic  [[*if you still don’t get it you are stupid, not really but ask im not tellin]]
  442. 442.  You get ontop of your dragon like a bad ass
  443. 443.  Then you order it to fly like a bad ass
  444. 444.  THEN it starts to fly like a bad ass
  445. 445.  NOW you are flying like a bad ass
  446. 446.  Now that you are in the air more dragons follow you. You only wish you had one as strong as dariam’s her dragon flare eye is so strong it has NO equal
  447. 447.  Then you see rico with his army
  448. 448.  Rico: hey windy knight  Kronoc: hey uhh destroyer, guy  Rico: see you got some kinda army  Kronoc: no these are my friends not my army  Rico: say whaaaaaaaaaaat yo that’s beast  Rico: haha get it
  449. 449.  Kronoc: yeeeeaaaaah ok  Rico: but bro let rule this shit  Kronoc: what  Rico: these people in our session u remember  Krinoc: what  Rico: you know like how the life session is the session of session were any session can go to
  450. 450.  Kronoc: oh yeah that, but there not doing anything pluse I think I meet my dad  Rico: sure you did and I ruled england  Kronoc: probably did in some alternate you form  Rico: ok but I didn’t so it don’t count  Kronoc: what ever dude
  451. 451.  Kronoc: and what with this war talk  Rico: war? Man these son of a bitches are jackin stuff up, do you know how many fucking jack’s there are cause he fucking fallowed them  Rico: and now we got to deal with the mofo’s
  452. 452.  Kronoc: or we could just fight the jacks  Rico: dude don’t you care about our friends  Kronoc: yeah I care a lot  Rico: then why do you want us to die for some other motherfuckers  Kronoc: n-no
  453. 453.  Rico: were like opposites but we good bro do your knight shit  Kronoc:…. I don’t know man what will we do  Rico: join me  Kronoc: and do what  Rico: were gonna make hell for these session less nobodys kronoc: But we have to deal with the horror terors and jack along with, minios
  454. 454.  Rico: can we do that with all these other sessions in the way  Kronoc: I guess not, but…. Isnt it your fault were like this  Rico: yeah and now I have to fix this, swag style  Kronoc: why do you need my help then  Rico: dude look at your beast army
  455. 455.  Kronoc: fine ill help you  Rico: GREAT  Kronoc: so long as were helping our friends  Rico: yeah definetly
  456. 456.  Kronoc: so what do we do  Rico: ok so you know how I send my past selfs to collect all these players  Kronoc: yeah its pretty clear what with them following you every were, wait how do you do that anyway  Rico: I have my ways
  457. 457.  Rico: but them pluse your animals its like gonna be awesome  Kronoc: so were do we put the guys we catch  Rico: catch? No dude they need go GO  Kronoc: wait what you mean were gonna  Rico: yeah dude  Kronoc: im not sure that’s ok
  458. 458.  Rico: dude you’re the bravest motherfucker here you can do this
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