WHEN A GENTLEMAN ENCOUNTERS A FRIEND WHO HAS RECENTLY BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH A SERIOUS, PERHAPS INCURABLE, ILLNESS …..

WHEN A GENTLEMAN, AT A PARTY, RUNS INTO A FRIEND WHO HAS OBVIOUSLY HAD AN INJURY – PARTICULARY AN INJURY THAT HAS LEFT SCARS .. …

WHEN A LADY RUNS INTO A FRIEND WHO HAS BEEN FIRED FROM HIS JOB ……..

WHEN A GENTLEMAN ENCOUNTERS A FRIEND WHO HAS OBVIOUSLY LOST A GREAT DEAL OF WEIGHT ……

WHEN A GENTLEMAN’S TEAM LOSES, AND HIS FRIEND’S TEAM IS THE WINNER……..

WHEN A LADY IS INVITED TO A WEDDING WHERE THE BRIDEGROOM IS A FORMER BOYFRIEND ………

WHEN A GENTLEMAN IS INTRODUCED TO A FRIEND’S NEWLY ADOPTED SON OR DAUGHTER …….

WHEN A GENTLEMAN RUNS INTO A FRIEND WHO IS HAVING DINNER WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIS OR HER SPOUSE ……..

IF A GENTLEMAN’S ACQUAINTANCE CONFIDES IN HIM THAT HE OR SHE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR ……….

WHEN A GENTLEMAN’S FRIEND ANNOUNCES THAT HE OR SHE IS GETTING A DIVORCE ( OR SEVERING A LONGTIME RELATIONSHIP )……..

WHEN A LADY IS PAYING FOR DINNER AND HER GUEST SUGGESTS ORDERING THE MOST EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF WINE ON THE MENU …….

WHEN A GENTLEMAN AND HIS GUESTS EXPERIENCE POOR SERVICE IN A RESTAURANT ………

WHEN A GENTLEMAN DISCOVERS THAT HIS DINNER PARTNER HAS SOMETHING STUCK BETWEEN HIS OR HER TEETH …….

WHEN A COWORKER GETS A PROMOTION, AND THE GENTLEMAN DOES NOT …….

WHEN A LADY NEEDS TO BREAK OFF A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION WITH A LONGWINDED BUSINESS ASSOCIATE OR FRIEND ………..

WHEN A GENTLEMAN’S INTIMATE FRIEND OR COWORKER HAS CHRONIC BAD BREATH ……….

WHEN A COWORKER TELLS A GENTLEMAN THAT HE OR SHE IS BEING TREATED FOR DEPRESSION OR SOME OTHER MENTAL ILLNESS …….

IF A GENTLEMAN FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN HE IS ASKED TO CONTRIBUTE TO A GIFT FOR A COWORKER ……

WHEN A GENTLEMAN ARRIVES MORE THAN TEN MINUTES LATE FOR A MEETING ……..

WHEN A GENTLEMAN IS ASKED TO GIVE A JOB RECOMMENDATION FOR A FRIEND OR COWORKER WHO HE KNOWS IS NOT EQUIPPED TO DO THE JOB ……….

WHEN A LADY FINDS HERSELF IN THE COMPANY OF FRIENDS OR COWORKERS WHO BEGIN TELLING OFF- COLOUR JOKES …….

WHEN A FRIEND OR A COWORKER ASKS A GENTLEMAN TO TELL A LIE …….

WHEN A GENTLEMAN WISHES A FRIEND OR COWORKER TO LEAVE THE ROOM, SO THAT HE CAN CONTINUE A CONVERSATION IN PRIVATE …….

WHEN A GENTLEMAN IS TURNED DOWN FOR A DATE …….

WHEN A FRIEND OFFERS TO ARRANGE A BLIND DATE FOR A GENTLEMAN ….

WHEN A GENTLEMAN IS ASKED TO ARRANGE A DATE BETWEEN TWO FRIENDS, AND THE GENTLEMAN IS CONVINCED IT IS A ROTTEN IDEA …..

WHEN A GENTLEMAN IS SUBJECTED TO UNWANTED SEXUAL ADVANCES ( AND IT DOES HAPPEN ) ……..

WHEN A FRIEND ASKS A GENTLEMAN IF HE LIKES THE FRIEND’S NEW OUTFIT – AND THE GENLEMAN FINDS IT UNATTRACTIVE ………