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1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip .
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
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A lady approaches a priest and tells him, quot;Father, I have a problem . I have
these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.
They keep saying quot;Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?quot;
quot;That's terrible!quot; the priest exclaimed. quot;But I do have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with
my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the
My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase,
and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.quot;
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their
cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male alking
Parrots, and the female parrots say, quot; Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?quot;
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, quot; Put your
Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!quot;
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Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had
known each other for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the
same table, across from one another as the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at
her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, quot;Will you marry me?quot;
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration' , she answered quot;Yes. Yes, I will.quot;
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to Their respective
Next morning, he was troubled. quot;Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?quot; He couldn't
remember. Try as he might, he just Could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With
trepidation, he went to The telephone and called her.
First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the
lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, quot;When I asked if you
would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?quot;
He was delighted to hear her say, quot;Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I Meant it with all my
heart.quot; Then she continued, quot;I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who
had asked me.quot;