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  1. 1. Funny Quotes. Love humor? Click here to join this group Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice? Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa. One should love animals. - They are so tasty . Save water. - Shower with your girl friend. Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught. Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children quot;Your future depends on your dreamsquot; - So go to sleep There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning quot;Hard work never killed anybodyquot; - But why take the risk !
  2. 2. quot;Work fascinates mequot; - I can look at it for hours! God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends. When two's company, - three's the result! The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........ *******

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