Clever Business Signs
Some Very Clever Business Signs
1) At an Optometrist's office: \"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.\"
2) In a Restaurant window: \"Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get
fed up.\"
3) In a Podiatrist's office: \"Time wounds all heels.\"
4) On a Plumber's Shop: “We repair what your husband fixed.\"
5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: \"Don't sleep with a drip. Call us.\"
6) Pizza Shop Slogan: \"7 days without pizza makes one weak.\"
7) At a Tire Shop: \"Invite us to your next blowout.\"
8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: \"Hello. Can we pick your nose?\"
9) At a Towing company: \"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.\"
10) On an Electrician's truck: \"Let us remove your shorts.\"
11) In a Nonsmoking Area: \"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and put you out.\"
12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: \"We're #1 in the #2 business.\"
13) On a Fence: \"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive. \"
14) At a Car Dealership: \"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car

payment.\"
15) Outside a Muffler Shop: \"No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming.\"
16) At the Electric Company: \"We would be delighted if you send in your
payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted.\"
17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: \"Please drive carefully. We'll wait.\"