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    • WE MUST SNAP ALL TIES WITH PAKISTAN INDIA'S RHETORIC HARD-LINE/FIRM AND UNCOMPROMISING/STANCE/POSTURE/STURDY HARD-LINE GILANI IS A HARD LINER CAPITULATE/SURRENDER UNDER AGREED CONDITIONS CAPITULATE REQUESTING NEW POWERS OF SURVEILLANCE IS JUST A SMOKESCREEN TO HIDE THEIR FAILURES SMOKESCREEN/HIDING/CONCEALMENT/OBSCURE SMOKESCREEN/ AN ACTION INTENDED TO CONCEAL OR CONFUSE OR OBSCURE THESE INDO-PAK MEETINGS ARE JUST A SMOKESCREEN.. SITTING DUCK/A DEFENSELESS VICTIM/EASY MARK/VICTIM DUPE/TRICK/SWINDLE/FOOL/DECEIVE/ DUPED/FOOL/HOAX/MISLEAD CLEVERLY DUPED BUSH FOR EIGHT YEARS ACRIMONY/BITTERNESS/ END MONTHS OF ACRIMONY SO LONG AS INTRIGUING DAY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN BOTH HAVE TO TALK KNOW HOW LONG THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE TO BAT OUT THERE. MANICURE/CUTE/GROOM/NEATEN TIE MAKES YOU LOOK MANICURED BRAIN-TEASER/A DIFFICULT PROBLEM HE'S GOT PLENTY OF BRAINS BUT NO COMMON SENSE SOME MEN DISLIKE BRAINY WOMEN BRAINY/BRILLIANT/SMART/INTELLIGENT/SHARP BRAINY FELLA/BOY OR MAN/FELLOW OPINIONATED FROM THAT VANTAGE POINT HE COULD SURVEY THE WHOLE VALLEY VANTAGE POINT/VIEWPOINT VANTAGE POINT LOWBALL/UNDERESTIMATE
    • FOR THE EXAM, YOU MUST BE ABLE TO REGURGITATE THE INFORMATION REGURGITATE/REPEAT AFTER MEMORIZATION I NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IT WRONG FLOSSING/CLEANING TEETH CHUFFED TO BITS/ VERY PLEASED CURVACEOUS WOMAN FLOSSING/SHOWING OFF CHIN WAG/CHIT CHAT/SMALL TALK BOOTLEGGING/SELL ILLICIT PRODUCTS SUCH AS DRUGS OR ALCOHOL CAN BOOTLEGGING FLOURISH ADEPT A FLAGRANT DEFIANCE IF MY MEMORY SERVES ME RIGHT THEN I HAD CONSENSUAL SEX WITH HER WE MUST NOT MARGINALIZE THE POOR IN OUR SOCIETY MARGINALIZE GAY SEX AGAINST TENETS OF ISLAM: DEOBAND BUT THIS IS UTTER BOOTLICKING I'M FINDING THIS VERY HARD TO SAY BUT . . . WELL DONE MR BUTT. I AM A DIE HARD AFRIDI FAN HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS LAST OF ALL, I CONGRATULATE THE PAKISTANI PEOPLE YOUR DECISION IS AN EYE OPENER FOR OUR OLD BOYS REMINISCENT OF AKRAM FRANKLY SPEAKING I WAS HOLDING BACK MY EMOTIONS COMMISERATION/PITY/SYMPATHY KUDOS PAKISTAN WHY DO U GUYS INDULGE IN MUD SLEDGING? IT WAS SUCH A SWEET NOSTALGIC MOMENT, LIKE THE ONE ABOUT 17 YEARS BACK. GIMMICK I THINK T20 IS GONNA BE DEATH KNELL FOR TEST IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT PAK IS INTEGRAL PART OF THE WORLD CRICKET I NOW DON’T REALLY CARE WHETHER OR NOT PAKISTAN WINS THIS TIME DELIRIOUSLY
    • SOUTH AFRICA ARE "CHOKERS HATE MONGERS/ONE THAT AROUSES HATRED FOR OTHERS HATE MONGERS BUT THE OTHER BATSMEN FALTERED AGAINST THE SPOT-ON ATTACK. THE LOSER PACKS THEIR BAGS AND GOES HOME IT'S SUDDEN-DEATH TIME UR TREACHERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS PAKISTAN WILL BECOME TWICE AS DANGEROUS AS THEY ARE NOW MERCURIAL PAKISTAN WALLOP NZ HIS KNEES WOBBLED WOBBLING/TREMBLE OR SHAKE/MOVE UNSTEADILY I SHOT THE PICTURE AND HEADED OUT THE DOOR. THIS SEEMED LIKE A REASONABLE TRADE-OFF RAMP UP AID TO PAKISTAN HOPE I DIDN'T JINX IT HAVE LACKED THE PIZZAZZ WE WERE EXPECTING PANDEMIC BACK PACK YOU HAVE SHED LIGHT ON SEVERAL AREAS THAT GUYS OFTEN IGNORE IN THEIR PERSONALITY. AN EXCESS OF ANYTHING IS BAD WHEREAS THE WOMAN CONTINUOUSLY SEEKS LOVE AND ROMANCE ORGASM/THE MOMENT OF MOST INTENSE PLEASURE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE KAZAF TRASHY YOU THINK I’M TOO SASSY I’M DOOMED HEIRLOOM/SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN IN A FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS HEIRLOOM MOOD SWINGS RETRO/AFFECTING THINGS PAST DON’T BE SO RETRO ARE ON THE BRINK OF AN EARLY DEPARTURE FROM THIS EDITION SANGAKKARA'S PUMMELED HIM
    • WAS INEXPLICABLE WE’RE TRYING TO WORK OUT THE PERMUTATIONS OF THIS GROUP, IT'S TIME I MADE A CUPPA SPINELESS/WEAK IN WILLPOWER, COURAGE OR VITALITY THERE IS A SAYING "DON'T PLAY WITH A PIG YOU BOTH WILL GET DIRTY AND THE PIG WILL ENJOY IT I TAKE STRONG EXCEPTION TO YOUR WORDS THAT "PAKISTAN HAS LET OFF HAFIZ SAEED". REBUTTAL REBUT/PROVE TO BE FALSE OR INCORRECT/REFUTE/DISPROVE/ CONTRADICT RHETORIC FLIRTATIOUS AFFAIRS TABOO-RICH SOCIETY HABITS DIE HARD THE POLICY MAKERS AND GOVERNORS OF THIS COUNTRY ARE SPINELESS. RAG PICKERS TWO RAG PICKERS DRAGGED A 20-YEAR-OLD WOMAN SELLING CLIPS ON LOCAL TRAINS AND RAPED HER I REQUEST YOU TO KINDLY NOT HYPE THIS ISSUE GOD-FORSAKEN A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR INDIANS AND PAKISTANIS ARE BEING RIFTED AWAY BY US. CREATE RIFT INDIA AND PAKISTAN HAVE HAD ACRIMONIOUS RELATIONS YOU HIT THE BULL’S EYE MR.GHADDAFI FITTEST IS TO SURVIVE" IS THE ORDER OF THE DAY WE LOVE PANDERING SUPPER POWERS SEX PREDATORS 1. WALKING AWAY FROM A DISPUTE OR A BRAWL DOESN'T MAKE YOU A COWARD -- IT MAKES YOU SENSIBLE. WOMEN PREFER PERSONALITY, MANLINESS, ADVENTURE AND A SENSE OF HUMOUR. TAKE IT FROM ME. GOLD-DIGGER METRO SEXUAL MALES HAVE CHANGED THE GENDER NOTIONS, UNBUTTONING THE TOP THREE BUTTONS OF A MAN'S SHIRT?
    • CLEAN SHAVEN CHEST =AN ELEMENT OF SEX APPEAL THAT WOMEN FIND HARD TO RESIST. IN CASE OF AN ARGUMENT, WOMEN LOVE BEING SARDONIC TO THEIR PARTNERS. WIT IS A RARE COMMODITY, WHICH REFLECTS INTELLECT AND PRESENCE OF MIND SENSE OF HUMOR/THIS ONE UNDENIABLY TOPS THE LIST AS MOST WOMEN FIND IT IRRESISTIBLE WHEN MEN ARE AT THEIR WITTIEST BEST. LASHING OUT AT CHAND MUG UP/SWOT UP/CRAM/HIT THE BOOKS/STUDY HARD SOFT S SPOKEN/HAVING A SPEAKING MANNER THAT IS NOT LOUD OR HARSH SHE WAS ALWAYS SOFT-SPOKEN SOFT-SPOKEN HE BUZZED THE SERVANT HYPE UP/CHARGE UP/EXCITE/ROUSE/STIMULATE/TURN ON 'I THINK I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY BECAUSE IN SOME WAY I HAVE WRONGED YOU." DEMEAN/DEGRADE/DISGRACE/ABASE/HUMILIATE/ SRK SWORE THAT HE HAD TOO MUCH RESPECT FOR WOMEN TO DEMEAN THEM. PATCH-UPS/CONCILIATES/MAKE UP/SETTLE/RECONCILE PATCH-UPS I CAN WAIT LONGER THEN SHE CAN I REFUSED TO BUZZ FOR SEX FOR ABOUT A WEEK I FEEL EMPOWERED! I AM LOVING IT NOW I AM A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN, WHO CAN REFUSE SEX, TO GET WIFE TO DO STUFF FOR ME! IT INFUSES A LOT OF GOOD FEELINGS WITHIN HER THEY HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT GETTING VOCAL ABOUT IT GONE ARE THE DAYS WHEN ‘DEMANDING SEX’ WAS CONSIDERED EXCLUSIVELY A MAN'S FORTE MEN THINK, WHILE WOMEN DESIRE WHEN MEN GOSSIP IT’S "NETWORKING", WHEN WOMEN TALK IT’S "BITCHING". EXPECTATION THAT THEY’LL BE MANICURED PRIMPED AND PREENED TO A HIGH DEGREE AT ALL TIMES.
    • HIGH PROFILE GENTLEMAN HIGH PROFILE STOP THE ANIMOSITY BETWEEN EACH OTHER AT LEAST IN THE FIELD OF SPORT. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. OUT OF MILLION TOPICS YOU FOUND THIS TOPIC TO WRITE. YOU NEED PSYCHIATRIC COUNSELING’S. I WILL PRAY FOR YOU. STATE-OF-THE-ART TECHNOLOGY STATE OF THE ART WEED OUT TERRORISTS IT TAKES A LEADER TO FINISH THE JOB THIS CARRIED ON UNTIL AROUND 25 COUPLES WERE ENSARED TAKE MY WORD FOR IT THE MERE DESCRIPTION OF THESE PICTURES IS HORRENDOUS ENOUGH THE CONSEQUENCE WOULD BE TO IMPERIL OUR TROOPS TRY TO KEEP THE TALK MUSHY AND PERSONAL HOMOS/HOMOSEXUAL/GAYS/ THEY MIGHT EVEN HAVE MORE INDIA MUST DO SOMETHING TO WARD OFF PAKISTAN BUT HER BEHAVIOR IS INEXCUSABLE SEXIST SEX BOMB SEXPOT/A YOUNG WOMAN WHO IS THOUGHT TO HAVE SEX APPEAL SEX-STARVED SEX SYMBOL SEXUALIZE SEXUAL LOVE/EROTIC LOVE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE HE TOOK HIS PLEASURE OF HER HIKE/BOOST/RAISE/INCREASE SCHOOLS TO HIKE FEES I LIVE LIFE ON MY OWN TERMS MANY OF THEM ARE LIKELY TO GIVE BIRTH IN THE NEXT THREE BOURGEOIS FIGURE/UNDERSTAND TUMMY/STOMACH/POTBELLY AT THAT EARLY AGE SHE HAD BEEN GULLIBLE AND IN LOVE
    • GULLIBLE/NAIVE/INNOCENT/SIMPLISTIC/EASILY DECEIVED OR TRICKED VENOM/HATRED/MALICE/SPITE/MALICIOUSNESS LIKE-MINDED BAFFLED/PUZZELED/BEWILDERED/DUMBFOUNDED/AMAZED/CO NFUSED/PERPLEXED CLANDESTINE APPROACH TO DUMP PAKISTAN UNCEREMONIOUSLY SNIPES/ATTACK IN SPEECH OR WRITING YOU SHOULD WORK ON YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR BEFORE TAKING SNIPES AT OTHER! MAY NOT BE A GREAT SURPRISE TO SOME WHO HAVE TUT- TUTTED OVER SHOAIB’S LIFESTYLE YOUR POINT OF VIEW MUST BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. SHE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE MUCH OF A PROSTITUTE IT'S JUST THAT PRE-MARITAL SEX IS IMMORAL THEY LOOKED WAY TOO YOUNG WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE? HE LIED RIGHT TO HER FACE MAKE YOUR CUP OF TEA! I’M GLADE I CAME CLEAN WELL I’M GLADE I CAME CLEAN THAT WAS SO CHEESY! CHLAMYDIA/SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE/INFECTION CHLAMYDIA SLIT/CUT HE HAD SLIT HIS THROAT A HARD-HITTING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN HARD-HITTING HAVING THE OPPORTUNITY TO DEVELOP PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF A FULL LIFE RAVENOUS/VORACIOUS PAKISTAN MUST STOP EQUATING WITH INDIA IN AN ORCHESTRATED MANNER BOOTYLICIOUS/LUSCIOUS/SEXY/EROTIC/SEDUCTIVE/HAVING STRONG SEXUAL APPEAL BOOTYLICIOUS INSIST ON CONTRACEPTION RAVENOUS FOR SEX
    • KISSING IS A QUINTESSENTIAL PART OF FOREPLAY WOMEN CAN TRY HOLDING THEIR MATE’S HANDS OR GIVING THEM A SURPRISE HUG WHEN HE’S SHIRTLESS RIGHT AFTER A SHOWER YOUR DRESSING PROVOCATIVELY WILL AROUSE THEM FOR A SEXUAL SESSION.” THEY WAIT FOR MEN TO PAMPER THEM AND MAKE THEM FEEL WANTED. A LOVEMAKING NIGHT IT’S TIME FOR WOMEN TO LET THEIR WILD IMAGINATION SPREAD ITS MAGIC. GIVE THEIR SEX DRIVE A MUCH NEEDED BOOST GONE ARE THE DAYS WHEN A ‘HIGH SEX DRIVE’ WAS CONSIDERED A MALE PREROGATIVE. “MEN LOVE THEIR WIVES TO HAVE SEX AND WIVES HAVE SEX TO GET LOVE FROM THEIR MEN HUNGRY FOR SEX BEING A MAN TO FLAUNT IT I WANT AN EQUAL SHARE OF THE PIE (SEXUAL ADVENTURE) LIBIDO/SEXUAL DESIRE OR URGE GENETICALLY MEN POSSES MORE LIBIDO AND URGE TO HAVE MORE SEX THAN THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS THESE PAKISTANIS ARE FAR TOO CLEVER FOR THEM SCUPPERED ANY EFFORT HE MADE SOME SEXUAL ADVANCES AT THE WOMAN IN HIS OFFICE AND GROPED HER REPEATEDLY GROPING/FONDLE FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE HE MUST HAVE BEEN BUSY, THERE'S NO NEED TO MAKE AN ISSUE OUT OF THIS." HE HOLDS NO GRUDGE AGAINST THE CRICKET STAR LOOPHOLES THEY JUST SIT AND MUG CUMBERSOME DEMURRED SCALING FEND BAFFLED PHONEY VENOM MALICE
    • GULLIBLE FUNGIBLE PREPOSTEROUS FLAGGING WALK JINX/CURSE DEBILITATING DEBILITATION DEBILITATIVE DEBILITY AFTER FEROCIOUS SKIRMISHES OVERCOME BY SUPERIOR FORCE OVERWHELMING A FORMIDABLE HAMID FORMIDABLE/ EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE IN STRENGTH OR EXCELLENCE HE IS HELL BENT ON WASTING HIS TIME AFTER POLITICS! THE ONSLAUGHTS OF TERRORIST ATTACKS IN VARIOUS PARTS A WELL-BUILT SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE MAN HOT SEXY MALE HUNKS O'CLOCK' IS A CONTRACTION OF 'OF THE CLOCK SWOTTED UP/CRAMMED/HIT THE BOOKS/STUDIED SWOTTED UP FIGURE OUT HE DIDN'T FIGURE HER FIGURE-HUGGING CLOTHES ETHNIC VIOLENCE THE BULLETS RIDDLED HIS BODY THEY HAD RECEIVED BODIES RIDDLED WITH GUNSHOT WOUNDS VEHICLES HAD BEEN TORCHED IN DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE CITY TUMMY IT’S BEEN 8 YEARS NOW SINCE I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE CATALISTIC SENILE PAKISTAN IS IN DOLDRUMS BUT PRIOR TO THAT
    • LIMELIGHT (A FOCUS OF PUBLIC ATTENTION) HE ENJOYED BEING IN THE LIMELIGHT BRING INTO LIMELIGHT PAKISTAN'S DUPLICITOUS GOVERNANCE IT IS HIGHLY LIKELY THAT PAKISTAN WILL ATTACK INDIA SOONER THAN WE THINK. I’M MIGHTY GLAD WE NEED TO SPEAK OUT FORCEFULLY AGAINST A POLICY THWART/HIDER/PREVENT/FOIL/SPOIL ENUMERATED SHE ENUMERATED THE MANY OBSTACLES SHE HAD ENCOUNTERED THE DAMAGE THAT HE'S DONE AROUND THE WORLD HAS BEEN INCALCULABLE, THANKING HAS ENORMOUS POWERS—SO MUCH SO THAT IT CAN MEND BROKEN HEARTS AND UNITE WANING PASSIONS ARDENT LOVE INFALLIBLE/FOOLPROOF REMINISCE/THINK BACK/REMEMBER/RECALL PAST THE GRANDPARENTS SAT THERE, REMINISCING ALL AFTERNOON I FIND HIM IN A MOST AWKWARD PREDICAMENT GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT I WANNA SEE HOW SARAH IS GOING TO GET OUT OF HER PREDICAMENT. I DON’T WANT TO THINK OF YOU, BUT WHY AM I REMINISCING OF YOU YOUR LOGIC IS INFALLIBLE LAUNCH A FULL-FLEDGED AIR ASSAULT ON "PRE-SELECTED TARGETS" IN INDIA WHAT A SELF-INVOLVED MEGALOMANIAC WOMEN ARE GOOD AT DEFINING JOB PROFILE AND CHALKING OUT RESPONSIBILITIES ISLAMIST FIEFDOM HAVING ILLICIT RELATIONS DENIGRATE: TO BELITTLE OR DEFAME I DON'T WISH TO DENIGRATE HIM SHATTERED HIS CREDIBILITY
    • VITUPERATIVE: ABUSIVE, HARSH, AND WITHERINGLY SCORNFUL I’VE HAD TO LEARN HOW TO BECOME A MASTER MARKETER I LIKE PUBLIC SPEAKING FOR LOTS OF REASONS, BUT PERHAPS THE SINGLE MOST REASON WHY I LOVE MY MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING CAREER IS THAT SHE'S LOUD, ARDENT I'M BOMBARDED WITH QUESTIONS I TOO WOULD LOVE A COPY OF THIS PRESENTATION! IT IS FABULOUS, AND CRYSTAL-CLEAR IN CONCEPT! POVERTY-STRICKEN COUNTRY HE SPURNED HIS ADVANCES SPURN/REJECT/SCORN/TURN DOWN WITH CONTEMPT JOHN'S AND MARY’S DISAGREEMENT SOON ESCALATED INTO A FULL-FLEDGED ARGUMENT. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. IF SWA SHUT DOWN TICKET PRICES WOULD SKYROCKET, OVERNIGHT. FLOGGING OF GIRL "HE FOUND HIS NICHE IN THE ACADEMIC WORLD" NICHE SURVIVE ONSLAUGHT “HUB-AND-SPOKE I HOPE EVERYONE CAN GET THE FULL FACTS BEFORE SPEWING I AM SHOCKED, DISILLUSIONED AND VERY DISAPPOINTED BY YOUR LACK OF GOOD JUDGMENT. HORRENDOUS LACK OF CASH-STRAPPED AIRLINE INDUSTRY (LACKING SUFFICIENT MONEY) PRICES WERE SLASHED SOUTHWEST HAS SO MUCH INSOUCIANCE I RATHER SUSPECT I AM BEING TREATED THE WAY THE STAFF IS TREATED BY THEIR MANAGERS HE SUGGESTED THAT THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A SMUTTY COMMENT ON THE SCREEN KARO KARI' (HONOR KILLING GLAD YOU TWO UGLY FUDGE PACKERS FOUND EACH OTHER DON’T WORRY SUGARTITS ROFL FEMALE ANGER IS THE WEATHERVANE OF TRUTH YOU HAVE NO WORTH AT ALL
    • OOOOO, I’M SO ENVIOUS YOU STUPID SKANKWHORE NIGGA WOMEN OBJECTIFY MEN ECONOMICALLY WHAT I DON’T APPROVE OF IS WOMEN HAVING RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES, WHILE MEN ARE LEFT WITH OBLIGATIONS SNAP OUT OF IT, YOU STUPID CUNT THAT SHIT WILL MAKE YOU GO CROSS-EYED WE DON’T HATE WOMEN SWEETIE. WE WOULD NEVER WANT TO THROW OUR DICKS INTO SOMETHING WE “HATE”. YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT. TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT, INSTEAD AND ALL OF YOUR MISERY WILL VANISH. THEY WERE NOT ACTUALLY “RAPED” THEY JUST TRY TO BLAME EVERY MAN THEY MEET FOR SOME OTHER GIRL (WHO SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW EXISTS) FOR ALLEGEDLY GETTING “RAPED”. YOU MOST LIKELY HAVE NEVER HAD SEX I HAVE HAD ENOUGH LIFE EXPERIENCE TO FORM AN OPINION. GO PLAY WITH YOUR BARBIE DOLLS. AND STOP TALKING ABOUT RAPE OR MEN OR WOMEN OR PERIODS, OR CHILDBIRTH — WHEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. GIVE IT A REST WILL YOU! THAT’S JUST TEENAGE BOYS ACTING OUT, SO WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR POINT? SICK MAN HATING BITCH SOME WOMEN WHO GET DIVORCED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF COLLECTING ALIMONY OKAY, NOW DON’T GET PISSY AND CALL ME SEXIST AGAIN. AT LEAST WOMEN DON’T MAKE UP CRAPPY REASONS FOR BEING BETTER THAN MEN. IF THAT PROVES THAT I’M SEXIST, YOUR SKILLS OF ANALYSIS AND INFERENCE NEED MUCH WORK. SEXIST MALE CHAUVINIST YOU’RE SEXIST YOU SURE ARE IMPLYING IT FIRST OF ALL, I DON’T CARE WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ON YOUR BOOKSHELF. GRADES ARE NOT A GOOD WAY TO GAUGE INTELLIGENCE
    • A WOMAN WITH AN IQ OF 160, WHO READS STEPHEN KING, IS AN AMAZING SPECIMEN I’M NOT ACTUALLY SMART? MY IQ IS 160. IF THAT’S NOT SMART I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. GRADES DON’T MATTER I’M NOT EXAGGERATING. I’M STATING A FACT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LAUGH MY GODDAMN OVARIES OFF. THIS IS SOME OF THE MOST BRILLIANT SHIT I’VE READ IN MY LIFE. THEY’RE FUCKING OBSESSED WITH IT DAY IN AND DAY OUT THE GIRL WOULD HAVE HER RAPIST BY HER SIDE, LABELED HIS DAUGHTER AND WIFE "DEGENERATES WITH BAD CHARACTER. I KNOW QUITE A FEW FAMILIES WHO HAVE HOMES PIGEONHOLING I DON'T AGREE ON ALL THE PIGEON-HOLING THEY BOTH NEED TO ANTE UP MORONS YOU GUYS ARE MORONS MEGABUCKS HE MADE MEGABUCKS WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY TO DO ALL THIS FOR US BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S DOCTRINE FOR EVERYONE HOMEBODY A STAY-AT-HOME FRIEND STAY-AT-HOME STAY AT HOME MOMS M EDUCATED. I CAN WORK. I CAN FULLY PROVIDE FOR MYSELF AND MY CHILDREN IF NEEDS BE I'D PHYSICALLY PICK HIM UP AND TOSS HIM OUT THE WINDOW FEND FOR HERSELF WHITE HOUSE MULLS SHARIF AS PARTNER IN PAK ADNAN IS NOT VINDICTIVE THIS LUMP ON MY LEG HAS GROWN LARGER TALK BIG/BRAG POT/BOAST/SHOW OFF I THINK I’M GOING TO HURL VORACIOUS GOVERNMENTS VORACIOUS
    • VORACIOUS SHARKS VORACIOUS HUNGER WHILE THE MEN DO ALL THE EXHAUSTING WORK, WOMEN LAZE ABOUT SMOKING THEY LAZE ABOUT SMOKING BIZARRE/FREAKY/UNCONVENTIONAL THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST BIZARRE THING TEAR INTO SHREDS HEY WOULD TEAR YOU TO SHREDS THERE IS STILL PART OF ME THAT FEELS A LITTLE VOYEURISTIC FOR WATCHING IT. FICKLE WEATHER THERE'S NO RULE AGAINST FLATULENCE HE WAS CONVALESCING IN THE US DURING WWII ALL COOKED UP STORIES THEY SHOULD CUT OFF HIS GOOLIES IT CAN LEAD TO PROMISCUITY, DISINTEREST IN SEX, CONFUSION ABOUT SEXUAL IDENTITY, DRUG ABUSE, ALCOHOL ABUSE, DEPRESSIVE DISORDER, OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER AND MANY OTHER PSYCHIATRIC CONDITIONS HE FORCIBLY PLACED HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT IN MY HAND TICKLISH I BURST OUT LAUGHING, FEELING TICKLISH WORKAHOLICS MY PARENTS WERE WORKAHOLICS GIVEN THAT THE MACHINES ARE GOING TO ARRIVE ON TOP OF ZION I LOVE THE DARK SUIT. IT SAYS “I AM CIVILIZED” LOUD AND CLEAR OUR FAMILY WAS ALREADY UNDER SEVERE FINANCIAL STRAIN I WAS UNDER CONSTANT SURVEILLANCE HIS TANTRIK FRIEND TOO RAPED ME SEVERAL TIMES I'M SEX/NEWS JUNKIE IT’S CALLED A "LATERAL EXOTIC
    • MAY BE YOU COULD STOP BRUSHING SO I CAN READ HE WANTED TO DECAPITATE/BEHEAD ME STUTTERING/STAMMER SNOTTY QUESTION MEDULLA OBLONGATA LITMUS TEST WHY BE GOODY GOODY AND SWEEP IT UNDER THE CARPET I'LL GIVE U A YUMMY KISS! A KISSING-FAUX-PAS MEN WANT COMMITMENT JUST AS MUCH AS WOMEN DO IT IS HIGH TIME YOU WENT TO WORK IT’S HIGH TIME THE INDIAN ARMY RETALIATED IN FULL FORCE THE EUROPEANS HAVE NEITHER THE RESOURCES NOR THE STOMACH TO FACE THE JIHADISTS IN PAKISTAN WHAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF HOLDING BACK AND THEM COMPLAINING TO THE PRESS? WHY ARE INDIAN ARMYMEN AND POLICEMEN ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT PAKIS? IT NEEDS TO BE RESPECTED MARRIAGE IS AN INSTITUTION. I EGG WHITE LAUGHTER RIOT DREAMBOAT WE ARE STILL PUSHED AROUND, HARASSED, AND SNUBBED IN THE WORK PLACE, WITH THE FEAR OF GETTING FIRED AND BEING DUBBED TROUBLE MAKER IF WE ADDRESS IT. WOMEN ARE STILL PAID LESS THEN MEN AND WORK TWICE AS HARD WEAKER MEANS PHYSICAL STRENGTH WILLPOWER, DETERMINATION BY THE WAY GIRLS RULE BOYS DROOL HE EXHORTED AMERICAN PARENTS NOT TO PUT "ALL THE BURDEN ON A TEACHER". WE CAN'T AFFORD OUR KIDS TO BE MEDIOCRE AT A TIME WHEN THEY'RE COMPETING AGAINST KIDS IN CHINA A DINNER WILL BE HOSTED IN HIS HONOR THIS EVENING MEDIOCRITY SRK IS THE BIGGEST BRAG POT STRAIT-LACED HE IS STRAIT-LACED AND TRANSPARENT
    • HE CRAVES NO PLAUDIT HE IS BY FAR THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS ARDENT LOVE"; "AN ARDENT LOVER I AM AN ARDENT FAN SRK MANIPULATED MEDIA INTO CALLING HIM 'KING KHAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THE OCCULTIST PSYCHIATRIST TRYING TO EXPLOIT PEOPLE'S GULLIBILITY SEQUESTRATION THE MORIBUND ECONOMY YOU HAVE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN HEARD OF JOHN. MISDEMEANOR BLAMED ON HER BROTHER AUTHORITARIANISM STEADFAST, GUTSY SYMBOL AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM NAIL-BITING HAIR-RAISING MOMENTS NO AMOUNT OF ARM-TWISTING WILL GET ME TO AGREE ARM-TWISTING RUN THE AFFAIRS OF THE STATE BY GIMMICKRY RATHER THAN BY PRINCIPLES WE HAD A RIGOROUS PLAN PUT IN PLACE, CONTINGENCY PLAN PUT IN PLACE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT SHE TAKES A DIG AT ME EVERY CHANCE SHE GETS JILTED LOVER WHAT A MORONIC STATEMENT TO BLAME SHE HAD TURNED INTO A PSYCHOPATH THAT COMFORTING MOVED ON AND IT BECAME AMOROUS DEATH KNELL THIS IS A BIT OF A DEATH KNELL FOR CRICKET IN PAKISTAN SUGGESTION I HAD AN INKLING IT'S A STAGGERING ACHIEVEMENT VULNERABILITIES IN THE WAKE OF THE TERROR ATTACK I HAVE KEPT PAKISTAN’S INTERESTS OVER AND ABOVE EVERYTHING, DETRACTORS THIS PLACE IS A DUMP!
    • I DIN'T SEE IT THAT WAY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO COME VISIT IT FROM TIME TO TIME YOUR LITTLE SURPRISE VISIT PAID OFF AFTER ALL WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS COME BY TOMORROW HE WAS DESTINED TO HIS FATE NEVER ENDING TUSSLE PREVARICATION YOU LOOK AS IF YOU'VE JUST GIVEN BIRTH TO 50 BABIES FUDGE PACKER I DON’T USE THEM ANYWAY HOW MUCH YOU LOOK LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS POLICE ARMED WITH TRUNCHEONS AND TEAR GAS STOOD GUARD THERE WAS A DICHOTOMY BETWEEN HIS WORDS AND HIS ACTIONS WELL! THAT JUST WHAT WE CALL A PILLOW TALK BABY HATCHING A CONSPIRACY AGAINST HIM GAVE HIM A STANDING OVATION WANTON WOMEN MORE PROMISCUOUS THAN MEN HARUM-SCARUM OBNOXIOUS TEMERARIOUS SNAKE OIL REGISTRY CLEANERS ARE SNAKE-OIL GIGANTIC TOTAL IT'S WAY TOO EARLY TO HAVE ANY SUBSTANTIVE COMMENT I CANNOT EXTRICATE MYSELF FROM THIS TASK" EXTRICATE PAKISTAN FROM "THE CLUTCHES" OF THE UNITED STATES. CASH-STRAPPED PAKISTAN STOP SPEAKING VENOM AGAINST MUSLIM COMMUNITY UNSWERVING POLICY REJIGS MANAGEMENT SACRAMENT TRACTION I NEVER GET PARANOID SERENADES UNDER THE BALCONY
    • LANGUOROUS LANGUID DEMONSTRATIVE PERSONALITIES LIKE LOUD AND BRIGHT LOVE DECLARATIONS PROBABLY IN PUBLIC ALL YOU HAVE TO BE SURE THAT YOU HAVE THE RECIPROCITY BTW YOU SHOULD CHALK IT UP TO A NEW EXPERIENCE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CANT DON'T SECLUDE YOURSELF FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DON'T LET THE MAYBES GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR HAPPINESS I DON'T FIND SOLACE NOWHERE I DON'T WANNA FALL IN THIS DEATH TRAP OF DEPRESSION I AM LITERALLY ON THE VERGE OF BREAKDOWN THIS FEELING OF HELPLESSNESS IS JUST KILLING ME BURGEONING FRIENDSHIP UNREQUITED LOVE AILING BI-PARTISAN LEADER! ISSUED NEW DICTUM IN THE AREAS LUMP COMBUSTIBLE LUSCIOUS DRESSES I AM CONVINCED THAT YOU ARE AN INCURABLE ROMANTIC THE LAST TWO YEARS HAVE BEEN TUMULTUOUS WANNABES/ASPIRANTS/AMBITIOUS/ASPIRIN YOUNG PERSON OVER THE YEARS, I’VE MET A LOT OF PEOPLE...EVERYONE FROM "CELEBRITIES" TO "WANNABES." I HAD MY TECHIE GUYS NARCISSISTIC NARCISSIST (SOMEONE IN LOVE WITH THEMSELVES) NARCISSIST A BELLIGERENT TONE CORNY SEISMIC SHIFT THIS WAS SO CORNY. IT'S BETTER TO TAKE THEM ONE AT A TIME I COULDN'T RESIST THE URGE TO REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGE NARCISSISM/SELF-LOVE I'M REALLY SORRY IF I CAME OFF AS BEING RUDE AND INCONSIDERATE OF YOUR NARCISSISM
    • THAT YOU DON'T ANNIHILATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE "TO REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, YOU NEED TO HAVE A LOT OF SELF-KNOWLEDGE. TO HAVE A LOT OF SELF- KNOWLEDGE, YOU NEED TO HAVE A LOT OF FAILURES."... YOU'RE THE MAN! BELLIGERENT/AGGRESSIVE/FIGHTER/MILITANT/EAGER TO FIGHT BADASS (A MEAN OR BELLIGERENT PERSON) BADASS (SLANG) A PERSON WHOSE EXTREME ATTITUDES AND BEHAVIOR ARE ADMIRABLE BARACK OBAMA HAS A POSSE GAG TRY BEING LESS SNARKY UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THE RESULTS OF WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SNARK INCORPORATES/INTEGRATE/CONTAINS KICK START KICK START THEIR BUSINESS BLOKE (BRITISH)(A BOY OR MAN) FOCUS ON THE MOST PLAUSIBLE ONE OBLIGE EXPATRIATES PUBERTY HOARDING OF WEALTH (SAVE UP AS FOR FUTURE USE) BOLLYWOOD BUFF NOYB NOOBY OBFUSCATE THE ISSUE HE COULD ALWAYS BE STASHED AWAY CARTILAGE IT’S LIKE EATING CARTLIDGE. I'M GOING TO HOOTERS PILLOW TALK HIKE UP HIS TROUSERS STAUNCH ALLY OF THE UNITED STATES IN ITS WAR ON TERROR RECUPERATE/RECOVER THE PATIENT IS RECUPERATING ALL YOURS! SKULKING SO CLEVER OF YOU TO RECOGNIZE ME THE ECONOMY WAS SOARING
    • THE DOLLAR SOARED AGAINST THE YEN SOAR/ZOOM/SOAR UP/RISE RAPIDLY/ NOW LET'S PLEASE DROP THE SUBJECT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BEING SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT PERSPICACIOUS/SAGACIOUS/WISE/INSIGHTFUL I MUST SAY YOU ARE VERY PERSPICACIOUS. PERSPICACIOUS YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING BELLYBUTTON INEVITABLE/DESTINY/FATE/CAN'T BE AVOIDED OR PREVENTED VERNACULAR TRANSFIGURATION (DRAMATIC CHANGE IN APPEARANCE) MACROECONOMICS MINARET/PINNACLE CASE IN POINT INEXTRICABLE UNITY AN INEXTRICABLE KNOT HE HAD AN INTUITION THAT SOMETHING HAD GONE WRONG INTUITION REPAIR THE TATTERED ECONOMY A FRIGID WOMAN IN FRIGID TEMPERATURES SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME DELIS THAT LOOKS DELISH GOD DAMN CUNT! COUNTERPRODUCTIVE VERY HIGH QUALITY ANTIQUE FURNISHINGS, AS WELL AS HE AND PRIME MINISTER TONY BLAIR GOT ALONG SO WELL HE LURED ME INTO TEMPTATION LURES/ENTICE/TEMPTS RED-TAPISM DESPOTIC REGIMES "DESPOTIC RULERS" DESPOTIC/TYRANNIC/DICTATORIAL/AUTHORITARIAN THE PROBLEM WITH BEING FAMOUS IS THAT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE IS OFTEN IN NEWSPAPER HOLE PUNCHER SCOTCH TAP/CELLO TAPE SOUR (SAWR)
    • THE MILK HAS SOURED" INTIMACY/CLOSENESS/AFFAIR AS I LOOK BACK OVER THE PAST EIGHT YEARS NYMPHOMANIAC I GOOFED UP (I MADE A MISTAKE) NYMPHOMANIA NYMPHOMANIA WILL SOON BE DIVORCED JOCULAR IT'S USUALLY JOCULAR DEROGATORY GET A LIFE! SORRY TO BE PEDANTIC AH! HE'S WUSSING AROUND STOP WUSSING! STOP BEING A WUSS! INDIGNANT EXODUS THERE WAS A MASS EXODUS OF HINDUS AND SIKHS AT THE TIME OF INDIAN PARTITION IN 1947 PREDECESSORS ALIENATING AFTER THE SECESSION OF EAST PAKISTAN IN 1971 A MARBLE EDIFICE IN WHAT SEEMED LIKE A MAJOR BREAK THE SPORADIC MILITARY SKIRMISHES LAX OUR SECURITY IS LAX BACKFIRED BUREAUCRACY A SPATE OF ATTACKS TARPAULINS RESULTING IN THE CONFLICT BALLOONING AND SPREADING RESTATE I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESTATE THAT AS I LOOK BACK OVER THE EIGHT YEARS PEOPLE WHO ARE STRONG AND TOUGH AND CAN SURVIVE DIFFICULT EXPERIENCE AND CIRCUMSTANCES HARDY BEINGS YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE LIFE-SAVER HAVE EQUALLY HARROWING STORIES.
    • TOWED BAGGY TROUSERS HOODIES I ONLY USED TO WEAR HOODIES AND BAGGY TOPS RIPPED ASIAN GUYS TRYING TO HONE THEIR BODIES TO RESEMBLE THOSE OF THE STARS MEGASTAR BOLLYWOOD MEGASTARS, STRAY DOGS THEY WERE A "PERMANENT NUISANCE" TO THE PUBLIC. CONDOMS/RUBBER/JOHNNIES/SAFES STERILIZED GAUGE/JUDGE/GUESS/ESTIMATE/MEASURE GAUGE THE INTERESTS OF THE AUDIENCE ADAPTABILITY MOULDY BREAD GARBAGE RECEPTACLE INTERROGATIVE (INTUROGUTIVE) THEATER (THEEUTUR) THE BABY LOOKED AROUND CURIOUSLY CURIOSITY (KYUREEOSITEE) THE CARS SLOWED DOWN AND THE DRIVERS RUBBERNECKED AFTER THE ACCIDENT INQUISITIVELY (WITH CURIOSITY. INTERROGATIVELY) RUBBERNECK (STRAIN TO WATCH; STARE CURIOUSLY) SKITTISH/NERVOUS/SPOOKY/UNEASY/ANXIOUS/CURIOUS SABOTEUR/DESTROYER/TRAITOR/RUINER/CRIMINAL/OFFENDER VIVACIOUS/VIGOROUS/ANIMATED/VIBRANT/ENTHUSIASTIC/EX UBERANT/ENERGETIC/PASSIONATE SYCOPHANT (A PERSON WHO TRIES TO PLEASE SOMEONE IN ORDER TO GAIN A PERSONAL ADVANTAGE) MORONIC/RETARDED/HALF-WITTED/STUPID/IDIOTIC LABORATORY (LABRUTOREE) PAKISTAN IS A LABORATORY FOR STUDYING THE USE OF AMERICAN TROOPS TO COMBAT TERRORISM HE ANSWERED HER CANTANKEROUSLY CANTANKEROUSLY (IN A BAD MOOD) CHUKKER-BROWN/SNUFF
    • CANTANKEROUS/STUBBORN/OBSTINAT/ILL- NATURED/SHIRTY/UNCOMPROMISING/ CANTANKEROUS (STUBBORNLY OBSTRUCTIVE AND UNWILLING TO COOPERATE) HOMOPHOBE ( A PERSON WHO HATES OR FEARS HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE) MORONIC (HAVING A MENTAL AGE OF BETWEEN EIGHT AND TWELVE YEARS) PULVERIZE/DEMOLISH/POWDERIZE/DESTROY COMPLETELY/WIPE OUT/OBLITERATE MAYHEM/HAVOC (VIOLENT AND NEEDLESS DISTURBANCE) THIS MONEY WAS FRAUDULENTLY OBTAINED FRAUDULENTLY FRAUDULENT SCHEME ZIONIST MOVEMENT ZIONISTS/JEW SMOOCHING/KISSING/CARESSING/FONDLING/HUGGING ECONOMICAL/FRUGAL/THRIFTY/PENNYWISE THAT'S SLIM CHANCE YOU ARE STILL THE EPITOME OF IGNORANCE JINGOISTIC LANGUAGE FANATICALLY PATRIOTIC PULVERIZE THE REBELLION BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND INDIA WILL PULVERIZE PAKISTAN IN 3 DAYS MORONIC & ILLITERATE PUKE HOMOPHOBE HE ALWAYS WROTE DOWN HIS NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS RESOLUTION CANTANKEROUS I'M CYNICAL AND CANTANKEROUS ASS-KISSER GOODY-GOODY I'M SO WRAPPED UP IN MY FAMILY WRAPPED UP (DEEPLY DEVOTED TO) YOU WERE SO WRAPPED UP IN THAT BOOK SHE DUMPED HER BOYFRIEND WHEN SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH A RICH MAN DUMP/DITCH GO DUTCH/DIVIDE MONEY
    • SHORTCOMINGS/DEFECTS LUXURIOUS SHE STRIPS IN FRONT OF STRANGERS EVERY NIGHT FOR A LIVING STRIPPING OFF (THE REMOVAL OF COVERING) STREAMLINED/SLEEK FLY OVER COUNTRY EXOTIC PRONUNCIATION EDICT (FATWA) SCHOLARS IN PAKISTAN HAVE ISSUED A FATWA OR EDICT THE SLEEK PROMOS OF GHAJINI HAVE MIGHTILY IMPRESSED SRK LUKEWARM BOON THE INTERNET IS A BOON FOR THIS INDUSTRY DWINDLING TO SUPPLEMENT THEIR DWINDLING RETIREMENT INCOME WORK-AT-HOME SCAM SCAMMED I GOT SCAMMED PREPOSTEROUS CREATE MAYHEM RECOIL RECALCITRANCE ASSUAGING INDIAN CONCERNS WE CAN'T SHAKE HANDS WITH PAKISTANIS, LET ALONE PLAY CRICKET KEEP HUMAN RIGHTS GROUPS AT BAY EXTRACT TRUTH ARE WE LEFT WITH ANY OTHER OPTION? MAYBE, BUT IT WONT COME TO ANY GOOD TORTURE MAY NOT YIELD GOOD RESULTS AMIDST ABSENCE OF LEADERSHIP IT’S CONGLOMERATION OF STATES HIS IS AN INJUDICIOUS KNEE-JERK REACTION SLOUCHING AAMIR LOOKS TOPPERS AND CHISELED DAZED OOR AISHWARYA RAI LOOKED DAZED AND CONFUSED TOO BRASS
    • AFTER HOLDING TALKS WITH PAKISTAN’S TOP BRASS EUPHORIA CREATED SUCH EUPHORIA IN THE OVERSEAS MARKET AS GHAJINI STOOGE MENACING PORNOGRAPHY VIVACIOUS MODEL GIRLFRIEND TORSO SABOTEUR SUPERMAN BECOMES A SABOTEUR DECAPITATED/BEHEADED DECAPITATED HIS FIANCÉE IS DECAPITATED, YOU INCOMPETENT CHILD SKITTISH SPOOKY IT WAS SPOOKY INEPT ATTITUDE "HAD A COZY CHAT COZY COSY THE CHILDREN WERE ALL SLEEPING COZILY IN THEIR BED "THE ANIMALS FORAGE IN THE WOODS" FORAGING/COLLECT AND LOOK AROUND FOR FOOD FORAGING DESPICABLE/ UGLY/WORTHLESS DESPICABLE LANGUAGE IT IS MY OPINION THAT CHILDREN SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD COURTROOM CONDUCT CHUM UP CHUM GIGANTIC COLOSSAL DAMAGE SCREW-LOOSE (NOT BEHAVING NORMALLY) SCREW-LOOSE HAS A SCREW LOOSE JUST KEEP YOUR WIG ON POTBOY
    • A POTLUCK SUPPER" POTLUCK WE ARE HAVING A POT-LUCK DINNER AT TIM’S HOUSE TOMORROW GO DUTCH ECCENTRIC PERSON GEEK SNOB (A PERSON REGARDED AS ARROGANT AND ANNOYING) I WAS SKEPTICAL OF USING ANY SORT OF DOWNLOAD MANAGER RESULTING IN A GUMMED UP COMPUTER UNABLE TO DOWNLOAD TYCOON (A VERY WEALTHY OR POWERFUL BUSINESSMAN) (AAMIR KHAN) IS A RICH TYCOON I FEEL SWIFTLY TRANSPORTED TO THOSE SPECIAL TIMES.