About I am a very unusual person prone to fits of manic clapping, dancing, singing, and nonsense. Think of an unmustaschioed Eugene Hütz.
I try try to anchor this mercuriality down with bouts of the unbearable weightiness of being. I studied philosophy and the grandiloquent speeches of the late Republicans of Rome.
I talk too much, but what I say, I can guarantee you, man, i mean.
I’m quick to have an opinion, but resist no good explanation longer than is absolutely necessary.
I open doors and say ma’am and think society was much more civil when people might have had a rapier handy.