ADAM
Bog stvori muškarca...
Jednoga dana reče Bog: - Adame, spusti se dolje kroz dolinu.
Adam upita: - Što je to dolina, Gospode?
... I Bog mu objasni.
Potom progovori Bog: - Adame, pregazi rijeku.
Adam upita: - Što je to rijeka, Gospode?
... I Bog počne ponovno objašnjavati.
Bog reče: - Adame, onda se popni na hrid!
Adam upita: - Što je to hrid?
... I Bog mu ponovno objasni.
Na to reče Bog: - Na drugoj strani hridi, naći ćeš kotlinu.
Adam upita: - Što je to kotlina?
... I ponovno počne Bog s objašnjavanjem.
I  Bog reče: - U kotlini ćeš naći ženu.
Adam upita: - Što je to žena, Gospode?
... I opet uslijedi dugo objašnjavanje,  dok mu Bog sve točno ne objasni.
Zatim Bog reče: - Želim da se razmnožite!
Adam upita: - A kako to ide, Gospode?
... I opet mu Bog sve do detalja objasni.
I Adam krenu na put, spusti se u dolinu, pregazi rijeku, popne se na hrid, potraži kotlinu, uđe u kotlinu, nađe ženu...
... i pet minuta poslije, opet je kod Boga.
Bog, sad već malo živčano upita: - Što je sad opet, Adame?
A Adam će: - Moj Bože, što je to MIGRENA?
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    1.ADAM
    2.God created man ...
    3.JOne day God said: - Adam, drop down through the valley.
    4.Adam said: - What is the valley, Lord?
    5. ... And God said to him explain.
    6. God spoke: - Adam, run over the Nile.
    7.Adam said: - What is the river, Lord?
    8th ... And God started to explain again.
    9.Bog said: - Adam, then climb the Hrid!
    10.Adam said: - What is Hrid?
    11th ... And God said to him again explain.
    12.Na God said - on the other side of the cliffs, you will find the valley.
    13.Adam said: - What is the valley?
    14th ... And God re-start with explanation.
    15.i God said: - In the valley you will find a wife.
    16.Adam query: - As a woman, Lord?
    17th ... And again due to a long explanation, but it all God is not exactly explain.
    18 God said - I want to multiply!
    19.Adam queries: - How to go, Lord?
    20th ... And again his God to explain everything in detail.
    21.I Adam went on the road, down the valley, run over river, climb onto the rocks, Browse the valley, entered the valley, find the woman ...
    22nd ... I am Five minutes later, again with God.
    23.Bog, already a little nervous query: - The United States again, Adam?
    24.Adam will: - My God, What is migraine?
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Adam

  1. 1. ADAM
  2. 2. Bog stvori muškarca...
  3. 3. Jednoga dana reče Bog: - Adame, spusti se dolje kroz dolinu.
  4. 4. Adam upita: - Što je to dolina, Gospode?
  5. 5. ... I Bog mu objasni.
  6. 6. Potom progovori Bog: - Adame, pregazi rijeku.
  7. 7. Adam upita: - Što je to rijeka, Gospode?
  8. 8. ... I Bog počne ponovno objašnjavati.
  9. 9. Bog reče: - Adame, onda se popni na hrid!
  10. 10. Adam upita: - Što je to hrid?
  11. 11. ... I Bog mu ponovno objasni.
  12. 12. Na to reče Bog: - Na drugoj strani hridi, naći ćeš kotlinu.
  13. 13. Adam upita: - Što je to kotlina?
  14. 14. ... I ponovno počne Bog s objašnjavanjem.
  15. 15. I Bog reče: - U kotlini ćeš naći ženu.
  16. 16. Adam upita: - Što je to žena, Gospode?
  17. 17. ... I opet uslijedi dugo objašnjavanje, dok mu Bog sve točno ne objasni.
  18. 18. Zatim Bog reče: - Želim da se razmnožite!
  19. 19. Adam upita: - A kako to ide, Gospode?
  20. 20. ... I opet mu Bog sve do detalja objasni.
  21. 21. I Adam krenu na put, spusti se u dolinu, pregazi rijeku, popne se na hrid, potraži kotlinu, uđe u kotlinu, nađe ženu...
  22. 22. ... i pet minuta poslije, opet je kod Boga.
  23. 23. Bog, sad već malo živčano upita: - Što je sad opet, Adame?
  24. 24. A Adam će: - Moj Bože, što je to MIGRENA?
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