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10 Things To Drive Your Scrum Master Crazy

by Marc Löffler on Apr 08, 2010

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10 Things To Drive Your Scrum Master Crazy — Presentation Transcript

10 things to drive your ScrumMaster crazy Marc Löffler (@scrumphony)

That‘s me

Certified Scrum Professional

Agile Coach

Twitter addicted

No. 1

Keep doing tasks that are not part of the sprint backlog.

No. 2

Hide your impediments. They will for sure vanish on their own.

No. 3

Don’t talk to the PO during the sprint. Never.

No. 4

Ignore the definition of DONE when finishing your tasks and backlog items.

No. 5

Stand in front of the sprint backlog and say “I’ve nothing to do” or “None of the tasks are for me” (even better if 90% of the tasks are still open).

No. 6

Prepare for the Sprint Review 5 minutes before it starts.

No. 7

Don’t split your tasks into smaller ones even if you know they will take the whole sprint.

No. 8

Be late, always.

No. 9

Ask the ScrumMaster continuously which task you should do next.

No. 10

Disturb any scrum meeting by starting multiple additional discussions on different topics or phoning somebody.

Thanks for your attention Contact details Marc Löffler [email_address] http://www.scrumphony.com Twitter: @scrumphony

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by Marc Löffler on Apr 08, 2010

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