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  • 1. WHY MEN ARE MORE HAPPY.???
  • 2. NICKNAMES
    • If Vanessa, Doina and Katerina go out for lunch, they will call
    • each other Vanessa, Doina and Katerina.
  • 3. NICKNAMES If Jim, wim and AbbY go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
  • 4.
    • When the bill arrives, Jim, wim and AbbY will each throw in
    • Rs. 100, even though it's only for Rs. 232.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will want the change back.
    EATING OUT
  • 5. EATING OUT
    • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
  • 6. MONEY
    • A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item he needs.
  • 7.
    • A woman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale.
    MONEY
  • 8. BATHROOMS
    • A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .
  • 9.
    • The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom
    • is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of
    • these items.
    BATHROOMS
  • 10. ARGUMENTS
    • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • 11.
    • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
    ARGUMENTS
  • 12. FUTURE
    • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • 13.
    • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    FUTURE
  • 14. SUCCESS
    • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • 15.
    • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    SUCCESS
  • 16. MARRIAGE
    • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
  • 17.
    • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
    MARRIAGE
  • 18. DRESSING UP
    • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
    • plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a
    • book, and get the mail.
  • 19.
    • A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
    DRESSING UP
  • 20. NATURAL
    • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. .
  • 21.
    • Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
    NATURAL
  • 22. OFFSPRING
    • Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about  dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
  • 23.
    • A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
    OFFSPRING
  • 24. THOUGHT FOR THE  DAY
    • A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
  • 25.
    • SO, send this to the women who have a sense  of humor and
    • who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
    [email_address] Satanic 