WHY MEN ARE MORE HAPPY.???

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WHY MEN ARE MORE HAPPY.???

  1. WHY MEN ARE MORE HAPPY.???
  2. NICKNAMES <ul><li>If Vanessa, Doina and Katerina go out for lunch, they will call </li></ul><ul><li>each other Vanessa, Doina and Katerina. </li></ul>
  3. NICKNAMES If Jim, wim and AbbY go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
  4. <ul><li>When the bill arrives, Jim, wim and AbbY will each throw in </li></ul><ul><li>Rs. 100, even though it's only for Rs. 232.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will want the change back. </li></ul>EATING OUT
  5. EATING OUT <ul><li>When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. </li></ul>
  6. MONEY <ul><li>A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item he needs. </li></ul>
  7. <ul><li>A woman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale. </li></ul>MONEY
  8. BATHROOMS <ul><li>A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel . </li></ul>
  9. <ul><li>The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom </li></ul><ul><li>is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of </li></ul><ul><li>these items. </li></ul>BATHROOMS
  10. ARGUMENTS <ul><li>A woman has the last word in any argument. </li></ul>
  11. <ul><li>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. </li></ul>ARGUMENTS
  12. FUTURE <ul><li>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. </li></ul>
  13. <ul><li>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. </li></ul>FUTURE
  14. SUCCESS <ul><li>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. </li></ul>
  15. <ul><li>A successful woman is one who can find such a man. </li></ul>SUCCESS
  16. MARRIAGE <ul><li>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. </li></ul>
  17. <ul><li>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. </li></ul>MARRIAGE
  18. DRESSING UP <ul><li>A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the </li></ul><ul><li>plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a </li></ul><ul><li>book, and get the mail. </li></ul>
  19. <ul><li>A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. </li></ul>DRESSING UP
  20. NATURAL <ul><li>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. . </li></ul>
  21. <ul><li>Women somehow deteriorate during the night. </li></ul>NATURAL
  22. OFFSPRING <ul><li>Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about  dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. </li></ul>
  23. <ul><li>A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. </li></ul>OFFSPRING
  24. THOUGHT FOR THE  DAY <ul><li>A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! </li></ul>
  25. <ul><li>SO, send this to the women who have a sense  of humor and </li></ul><ul><li>who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it. </li></ul>[email_address] Satanic 

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