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CIGARETTE:  A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:  It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:  Future Tense of Marriage
LECTURE:  An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer  to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:  The confusion of one man multiplied by the  number present
COMPROMISE:  The art of dividing a cake in such a way that  everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:  The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is  defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:  A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:  A place where everybody talks, nobody listens  and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:  A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC:  A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:  A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous  home life
YAWN:  The only time when some married men ever get to open  their mouth
ETC:  A sign to make others believe that you know  more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:  Individuals  who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done  together
EXPERIENCE:  The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:  An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:  A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT:  A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way  that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST:  A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls  into a river
OPTIMIST:  A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER  says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:   A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,  Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:  A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER:  A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:  A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:  Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:  One who shakes your hand  before elections and your Confidence  Later
DOCTOR:  A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by Bills
End Of Deck [email_address] Satanic  

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The Dictionary

  • 2. CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
  • 3. MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
  • 4. DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage
  • 5. LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
  • 6. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
  • 7. COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
  • 8. TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
  • 9. DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage
  • 10. CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
  • 11. ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
  • 12. CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read
  • 13. SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
  • 14. OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
  • 15. YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
  • 16. ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
  • 17. COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
  • 18. EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes
  • 19. ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions
  • 20. PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
  • 21. DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
  • 22. OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
  • 23. OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
  • 24. PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
  • 25. MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
  • 26. FATHER: A banker provided by nature
  • 27. CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
  • 28. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
  • 29. POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
  • 30. DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by Bills
  • 31. End Of Deck [email_address] Satanic 