It’s a joke…
<ul><li>Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? </li></ul><ul><li>A. &quot;Is that you mommy?&quot;  </li></ul>
Another Joke… <ul><li>What do prisoners use to call each other? </li></ul><ul><li>Cell phones.  </li></ul>
<ul><li>What do you get from a pampered cow? </li></ul><ul><li>Spoiled milk. </li></ul>
<ul><li>What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? </li></ul><ul><ul><ul><ul><li>Odor in the court. <...
<ul><li>What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? </li></ul><ul><li>The teacher says spit your gum out ...
<ul><li>What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?..... </li></ul><ul><li>A Clausterphobic  </li></ul>
THE END These jokes provided by: http://www.101kidz.com/jokes/kid1.html
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  1. 1. It’s a joke…
  2. 2. <ul><li>Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? </li></ul><ul><li>A. &quot;Is that you mommy?&quot; </li></ul>
  3. 3. Another Joke… <ul><li>What do prisoners use to call each other? </li></ul><ul><li>Cell phones. </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>What do you get from a pampered cow? </li></ul><ul><li>Spoiled milk. </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? </li></ul><ul><ul><ul><ul><li>Odor in the court. </li></ul></ul></ul></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? </li></ul><ul><li>The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says &quot;chew chew chew&quot;. </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?..... </li></ul><ul><li>A Clausterphobic </li></ul>
  8. 8. THE END These jokes provided by: http://www.101kidz.com/jokes/kid1.html

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