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  • 1. Ten commandments of marriage Sunday slides from sandeep
  • 2. Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. Sunday slides from sandeep
  • 3. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep. Sunday slides from sandeep
  • 4. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand! Sunday slides from sandeep
  • 5. Commandment 4 Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Sunday slides from sandeep
  • 6. Commandment 5 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Sandeep slides from sandep
  • 7. Commandment 6 Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one Sunday slides from sandeep
  • 8. Commandment 7 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Sunday slides from sandeep
  • 9. Commandment 8 Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. Sunday slides from sandeep
  • 10. Commandment 9 Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste. Sunday slides from sandeep
  • 11. Commandment 10 A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished