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Girlfriend

  1. 1. MY GIRLFRIEND’S JOB
  2. 2. <ul><li>Hi, I’m gonna tell you a story about a girl that broke my heart. </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>It was about two or three years ago that I met this beautiful brunette girl, I was studying with my popular and very normal friends at the school garden. </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>She turned her eyes toward me and made a strange sign with her tongue that I don’t understand yet. </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>She never weared pants or even a long dress, or even a skirt. She only wears mini mini skirts, that’s sexy but when I realized that she had no underwear I was so confused! </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>Anyway, she might be jew… However I was so interested about her because I felt like she was the love of my life. </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>So, I followed her to the bathroom and she asked me:- What are you looking for???- </li></ul><ul><li>-Mmhm I just want to know you deeper, you’re the most interesting and beautiful woman I’ve ever seen- </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>And this way I started dating her, but first she asked me for some money (that was a little weird). However I didn’t care anything, I only wanted to be with her. </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>After some months I married her!! </li></ul>
  10. 10. <ul><li>But something was going wrong with this woman that I married. She always left home after 8:00 p.m. for working. She never said anything about her job. </li></ul>
  11. 11. <ul><li>She turned back home with a strange fish, cigar and alcohol smell. </li></ul>
  12. 12. <ul><li>She might work too hard but… Why did she put a mirror above our bedroom??. And the pipe across the bathroom wasn’t normal for me. </li></ul>
  13. 13. <ul><li>I had to know the cause of all this strange life!. So, I followed her once to a nightclub that is quite fancy. </li></ul>
  14. 14. <ul><li>I got inside that place and there she was!!! Dancing with a friend and making some kind of strange step that I haven’t seen before </li></ul>
  15. 15. <ul><li>My heart exploded to pieces!, I wanted to die. She died to me trough all these years. I can’t believe it… </li></ul>
  16. 16. <ul><li>She was a blonde!! I couldn’t stand any more. She played all the time with me, what an idiot I was… </li></ul>

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