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  • 2. ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Content ‘Internet Lingo’ Presents Communications Challenge for Parents The Internet has changed the world in many wonderful ways and has successfully created a new channel for rapid communication through chat, Introduction 1 instant messaging, and email. Although children initially began using the Internet to do research for Comprehensive ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary 2 homework, they now spend the majority of their computer time socializing. According to the Childwise research agency survey, children spend an average of 1.7 hours a day online, and one in six children spend more than three hours a day online. Sixty-two percent of kids surveyed have a profile on a social Key 3 N 57 networking site. Miscellaneous 4 O 62 As a result of this popularity, many diligent parents have decided it’s not only a right but a responsibility to understand what their children do at the computer A 6 P 65 and on the Internet. They try to make sure their kids are protected from inappropriate content and people, but one of the basic parenting stumbling B 11 Q 70 blocks is understanding the “lingo” kids use in their online communications. C 17 R 71 For example, if you saw “KPC” in a child’s writing, would “Keeping Parents Clueless” come to mind? Probably not, because many parents are just that D 20 S 75 – clueless – when it comes to what is often termed ‘Internet Lingo’. This lingo – consisting of codes and acronyms – is widely used E 24 T 81 in today’s chat rooms, instant messaging, emails, text messaging, blogs, and on the immensely F 26 U 87 popular social networking sites like MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter. Despite the widespread G 30 V 89 use, a recent report revealed 95 percent of parents surveyed could not decipher common acronyms H 35 W 90 used in Internet chat and messaging. I 38 X 96 J 45 Y 97 Powerful Software Makes It Perfectly Clear K 47 Z 100 Monitoring software programs like Spector Pro are L 49 ^ 101 designed to protect kids from the Internet’s dark side and shed light on what otherwise might be M 53 Top 100 102 puzzling activities. Spector Pro records everything a child does at the PC and on the Internet – including MySpace and Facebook activity – so parents will Friend Request know exactly what their child is doing. © 1998-2010 SpectorSoft ® Corporation. All rights reserved. 1.888.598.2788 toll-free www.spectorsoft.com 1
  • 3. Using Spector Pro, a concerned parent can guard against Internet predators by Key recording every detail of a child’s chats, keystrokes typed, web sites visited, online ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Top 20 Codes & Acronyms searches, emails sent and received, and programs run. Further, with Spector Pro’s advanced screen snapshot feature, parents can see not only what their child has done, but the exact POS1:37:02 AM] 2cute09>order in which they have done it, step by step. 01. 8 Oral sex 11. ASL Age/Sex/Location Index Parent Over Shoulder 02. 1337 Elite -or- leet 12. CD9 Code 9 - Parents are around Intro 03. 143 I love you 13. C-P Sleepy In addition, Spector Pro includes an 04. 182 I hate you 14. F2F Face-To-Face Key exclusive, innovative mouseover/ Misc 05. 1174 Nude club 15. GNOC Get Naked On Cam rollover technique capable of revealing the hidden meaning behind Internet 06. 420 Marijuana 16. GYPO Get Your Pants Off A 07. 459 I love you 17. HAK Hugs And Kisses B Lingo … lingo you’ll likely find in your child’s daily PC communications. Using this 08. ADR Address 18. ILU I Love You feature, you simply pass your mouse pointer over a codeword or acronym you don’t 09. AEAP As Early As Possible 19. IWSN I Want Sex Now C understand, and the meaning will be shown to you onscreen. D 10. ALAP As Late As Possible 20. J/O Jerking Off Complete Top 100 List on page 102 Source: netlingo.com E F Special Offer – 40% OFF Spector Pro G H If you are concerned about who your children Have a Suggestion? Found a new code word or Internet acronym I are conversing with online and exactly what they are talking about, Spector Pro is right for SPECIAL OFFER: $ (Regularly $169 95 ) 99 95 you don’t see here? Email us: Lingo@spectorsoft.com J you. And we’d like to help you get started with BUY NOW K a Special Offer of $99.95 (Regularly $169.95). L How To Use This Guide M To learn more about Spector Pro please call us at 1-888-598-2788 N (24 hours a day, 7 days a week) or visit www.spectorsoft.com. Index Links Finder Field (Adobe Reader) O The Index Panel found on the right Type and search a term, code word or side of every page allows you to acronym with Acrobat Reader’s Finder, P jump to any section of this Guide. located in the application’s tool bar. Q SpectorSoft ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary R Comprehensive List – Codes and Acronyms N S Jump to a With more than 1.7 billion Internet users worldwide and approximately 82 million O code word T people texting regularly, it’s a good bet you’ve seen at least a few cryptic codes or acronym P that begins U or acronyms that left you scratching your head over possible meanings. Whether Q with “O”. V found in chats, instant messages, on websites, in searches, contained in emails sent and received, or simply typed in word processing applications, acronyms and R W abbreviations are commonly used wherever people use computers to go online X and communicate. Y Dictionary Key Z To help make sense of it all, SpectorSoft has compiled a list of Codes and Acronyms … and in addition to being one of the most comprehensive lists available • Terms highlighted in blue belong to the Top 20 Codes & Acronyms list ^ anywhere, it’s FOC … Free Of Charge! • “C” and “S” are used interchangeably for “See” 100 • “U” and “Y” are used interchangeably for “You” 2 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 3
  • 4. Misc. Misc. Misc. Index Intro Key! 182 411 8 MiscI have a comment I hate you Information Oral sex A B*$ 19 420 831Starbucks 0 hand Marijuana I Love You C D02 20 459 86 EYour (or my) two cents worth Location I love you Out of, over, to get rid F of, or kicked out G10Q 2B or not 2B 4COLThank you To Be Or Not To Be For Crying Out Loud 9 H Parent is watching I1174 2BZ4UQT 4EAE JNude club Too Busy For You Cutey For Ever And Ever 99 K Parent is no longer watching L121 2G2B4G 4evaOne to one Too Good To Be Forgotten Forever M ::poof:: N1337 2G2BT 4ever I’m gone OElite -or- leet -or- L337 Too Good To Be True Forever P <3 Heart Q 2moro 4NR Tomorrow Foreigner R I LOVE YOU ? S 1 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 I have a question 2nite 4Q T Tonight F*** You U ?^ Hook up? V143 2U2 511I love you To You Too Too much information W X14AA41 404 5FS YOne for All and All for One I Haven’t A Clue 5 Finger Salute Z ^ 1004 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 5
  • 5. AD-AF A A Index Intro Key@TEOTD AAR8 ADAD AFAIC MiscAt The End Of The Day At Any Rate Another Day Another Dollar As Far As I’m Concerned A BA/S/L/P AAS ADBB AFAICSAge/Sex/Location/Picture Alive And Smiling All Done Bye Bye As Far As I Can See C DA3 AATK addy AFAICT EAnyplace, Anywhere, Anytime Always At The Keyboard Address As Far As I Can Tell F AFAIK G AAYF ADIH As Always, Your Friend Another Day In Hell As Far As I Know H LOL I AB ADIP AFAIR J Ass Backwards Another Day In Paradise As Far As I Remember K AFAIU LAAAAA ABITHIWTITB ADNAmerican Association Against A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Advanced Digital Network As Far As I Understand MAcronym Abuse Two In The Bush -or- Any Day Now N AFAIUI OAAF ABT2 ADR As Far As I Understand It PAs A Friend -or- Always And About To Address AFAP QForever ACD ADVD As Far As Possible RAAK Alt Control Delete Advised SAsleep At Keyboard AFAYC T ACE AEAP As Far As You’re Concerned UAAMOF Access Control Entry As Early As Possible AFC VAs A Matter Of Fact ACK AFAGAY Away From Computer WAAMOI Acknowledgement A Friend As Good As You XAs A Matter Of Interest AFDN Y ACORN AFAHMASP Any F***ing Day Now ZAAR A Completely Obsessive Really A Fool And His Money Are Nutty Person Soon Parted ^At Any Rate 1006 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 7
  • 6. AL-AS A A Index Intro KeyAFGO aight ALOTBSOL AOAS MiscAnother F***ing Growth All right Always Look On The All Of A Sudden AOpportunity Bright Side Of Life B AIH AOBAFIAA As It Happens ALTG Abuse Of Bandwidth CAs Far As I Am Aware Act Locally, Think Globally D AIMB AON EAFINIAFI As I Mentioned Before AMAP Apropos Of Nothing FA Friend In Need Is A As Many As Possible -or-Friend Indeed As Much As Possible G AIMP AP Always In My Prayers Apple Pie HAFJ AMBW IApril Fools Joke AISB All My Best Wishes AS J As I Said Before Ape Sh** -or- Another KAFK AMF SubjectAway From Keyboard Adios Mother F***er L AISE-or- A Free Kill As I Said Earlier ASAFP M AML As Soon As F***ing NAFPOE AISI All My Love Possible OA Fresh Pair Of Eyes As I See It P AMRMTYFTS ASAMOFAFT All My Roommates Thank Q AITR As A Matter Of FactAbout F***ing Time Adult In The Room You For The Show R ASAP SAFZ AKA or a.k.a. ANFAWFOS As Soon As Possible TAcronym Free Zone Also Known As And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor U ASAYGTAGB V ALAP As Soon As YouAlmost Good Bridge As Late As Possible ANFSCD Get This W And Now For Something XAGKWE alcon Completely Different ASL YAnd God Knows What Else All Concerned Age/Sex/Location ANGB ZAIAMU Almost Nearly Good ASLMH ^ ALOL 100And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle Actually Laughing Out Loud Bridge Age/Sex/Location /Music/Hobbies8 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 9
  • 7. B-BB A B Index Intro KeyATAB AWLTP B&F BAMF MiscAin’t That A Bitch Avoiding Work Like The Plague Back and Forth Bad Ass Mother F***er A BATC AWNIAC B/C bananaAny Two Cards All We Need Is Another Chair Because Code word for penis C DATM AWOL B4 BARB EAt The Moment -or- Absent Without Leave Before Buy Abroad but Rent FAsynchronous Transfer Mode -or- in Britain GAutomated Teller Machine AWTTW B4N A Word To The Wise Bye For Now BAU HATSL Business As Usual IAlong The Same Line AYC B4U J Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t Before You BB KATST You Cheeky Be BackAt The Same Time L B4YKI AYCE Before You Know It BB4N MATW All You Can Eat Bye Bye for Now NAll The Web -or- Around The BAC OWeb -or- All The Way AYK Bad Ass Chick BBAMFIC P As You Know Big Bad Ass Mother F***erATWD In Charge QAgree That We Disagree AYOR R At Your Own Risk BBB SAWC Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring TAfter While, Crocodile AYSOS Beyond Belief U Are You Stupid Or SomethingAWGTHTGTTA BBBG VAre We Going To Have To Go AYTMTB BAG Bye Bye Be Good WThrough This Again Busting A Gut -or- Big And You’re Telling Me X Ass Grin This Because BBFBBM YAWHFY Body By Fisher, BrainsAre We Having Fun Yet? AYV BAK By Mattel Z Back At Keyboard ^ Are You Vertical? 10010 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 11
  • 8. BD-BI B B Index Intro KeyBBFN BBT BDN BHAG MiscBye Bye for Now Be Back Tomorrow Big Damn Number Big Hairy Audacious Goal A BBW BEG BBBIAB BHGBe Back In A Bit Big Beautiful Woman Big Evil Grin Big Hearted Guy -or- Big C Hearted Girl DBBIAF BC beos EBe Back In A Few Because Nudge BHIMBGO F Bloody Hell, I Must Be BCBG BF GBBIAS Getting OldBe Back In A Sec Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Boyfriend -or- Best Friend H Belle Cu Belle Geulle BHOF IBBIAW BFD Bald Headed Old Fart JBe Back In A While BCBS Big F***ing Deal K Big Company, Big School BI5 BFE LBBL Back In FiveBe Back Later BCNU Bum F*** Egypt M Be Seeing You BIBI NBBMFIC BFF Bye Bye OBig Bad Mother F***er bcoz Best Friends Forever PIn Charge Because BIBO BFFN Beer In, Beer Out QBBR BD Best Friends For Now RBurnt Beyond Repair Big Deal -or- Baby Dance BIF S -or- Brain Drain BFFTTE Basis In Fact -or- Before TBBS Best Friends Forever Til I Forget UBe Back Soon -or Bulletin BDBI5M The EndBoard Service Busy Daydreaming Back BIL V In 5 Minutes BFN Brother-In-Law -or- Boss WBBSD Bye For Now Is Listening XBe Back Soon Darling BDC Y Big Dumb Company BFR BIO -or- Big Dot Com ZBBSL Big F***ing Rock Bring It OnBe Back Sooner or Later ^ 10012 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 13
  • 9. BO-BT B B Index Intro KeyBIOIYA BLBBLB BOB BRB MiscBreak It Off In Your Ass Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird Battery Operated Boyfriend Be Right Back A BBION Blkbry BOBFOC BRTBelieve It Or Not Blackberry Body Off Baywatch, Face Be Right There C Off Crimewatch DBIOYE BM BS EBlow It Out Your Ear Byte Me BOCTAAE Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** F But Of Course There Are -or- Brain Strain Always Exceptions GBIOYIOP BMFBlow It Out Your I/O Port Bad Mother F***er BSAAW H BOFH Big Smile And A Wink IBIOYN BMGWL Bastard Operator From Hell JBlow it Out Your Nose Busting My Gut With Laughter BSBD&NE K BOHICA Book Smart, Brain Dead Bend Over Here It & No Experience LBITCH BMOCBasically In The Clear Homey Big Man On Campus Comes Again M BSEG NBITD BMOF BON Big Sh** Eating Grin OBack In The Day Bite Me Old Fart Believe it Or Not BSF P BOTEC But Seriously, Folks QBITFOB BMOTABring It The F*** On, Bitch Byte Me On The Ass Back Of The Envelope R Calculation BSOD S BNDN Blue Screen of DeathBJ TBlow Job Been Nowhere Done Nothing BOTOH But On The Other Hand BT U Byte This VBKA BNFBetter Known As Big Name Fan BPLM W Big Person Little Mind BTA X BO But Then Again -or- BeforeBL YBelly Laughing Bug Off -or- Body Odor BR The Attacks Bathroom Z BTD ^ Bored To Death 10014 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 15
  • 10. C-CI B C Index Intro KeyBTDT buhbye c ya CBB MiscBeen There Done That Bye See ya Can’t Be Bothered A BBTDTGTS BW C&G CBFBeen There, Done That, Best Wishes Chuckly and Grin Can’t Be F***ed CGot The T-shirt D BWDIK C-P CBJ EBTFO But What Do I Know Sleepy Covered Blow Job FBack The F*** Off -or-Bend The F*** Over CD9 G BWL Bursting With Laughter Code 9 - parents HBTHOOM are around IBeats The Heck Out Of Me BWO J Black, White or Other CFBTN Coffee Freak KBetter Than Nothing L BWTM C-T But Wait, There’s More City CFV MBTOIYA Call For Vote NBe There Or It’s Your Ass BYKT C/P O But You Knew That Cross Post CHABTSOOM Click Here Asshole PBeats The Sh** Out Of Me Q BYOA C/S Bring Your Own Advil Change of Subject CIAO RBTTT Goodbye (in Italian) SBack To The Top -or- Bump BYOBTo The Top C4N T Bring Your Own Bottle Ciao For Now CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out U -or- Bring Your Own BeerBTW VBy The Way CAAC BYOW Cool As A Cucumber CICYHW W Build Your Own Website -or- Can I Copy Your Home Work XBTWBO Bring Your Own WineBe There With Bells On CAS Y Crack A Smile CID Z BZ Consider It Done -or- CryingBTWITIAILWU Busy In Disgrace ^By The Way I Think I Am In CB 100Love With You Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back CIL Check In Later16 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 17
  • 11. CS-CY C C Index Intro KeyCLM CRAFT CSN CUWTA MiscCareer Limiting Move Can’t Remember A F***ing Chuckle, Snicker, Grin Catch Up With The A Thing Acronyms BCM CTCall Me CRAP Can’t Talk CUZ C Cheap Redundant Assorted Because DCMAP Products CTA ECover My Ass Partner Call To Action CWOT F CRAT Complete Waste Of Time Can’t Remember A Thing GCMF CTCCount My Fingers Care To Chat -or- Contact CWYL H CRAWS -or- Choking The Chicken Chat With You Later ICMIW Can’t Remember Anything JCorrect Me if I’m Wrong Worth A Sh** CTMQ CX K Chuckle To Myself Quietly Cancelled CRB LCMUCrack Me Up Come Right Back CTO CY M Check This Out Calm Yourself NCNP CRBT OContinued in Next Post Crying Real Big Tears CU CYA P See You -or- Cracking Up Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya CRDTCHCK QCOBClose Of Business Credit Check CUATU CYE R See You Around The Check your Email SCOD CRS Universe TChange Of Dressing Can’t Remember Sh** CYL U CUL8R See You Later CRTLA See You Later VCof$Church of Scientology Can’t Remember the CYM W Three-Letter Acronym CULA Check Your Mail XCofS See You Later Alligator YChurch of Scientology CSA CYO Cool Sweet Awesome Z CUNS See You Online See You In School ^COS 100Change Of Subject CSL CYT Can’t Stop Laughing CUOL See You Tomorrow See You OnLine18 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 19
  • 12. DH-DN D D Index Intro KeyD&M DDSOS DH ditto MiscDeep & Meaningful Different Day, Same Old Sh** Dear Husband Same here A Bd00d def DHYB DITYIDDude, also seen as dood Definitely Don’t Hold Your Breath Did I Tell You I’m Distressed C D DEGT DIAF DIY ? E Don’t Even Go There Die In A Fire Do It Yourself F DKDC G DETI DIC Don’t Even Think It Drunk In Charge Don’t Know Don’t Care H IDAMHIKT dewd DIKU DL J Dude Do I Know You? Down Low -or- DownloadDon’t Ask Me How I K -or- Dead LinkKnow That DILLIGAD L DF Dear Friend Do I Look Like I Give DLTBBB MDARFC Don’t Let The BedDucking And Running A Damn N Bugs BiteFor Cover DFLA O Disenhanced Four-Letter DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give DLTM PDBA Acronym (that is, a TLA) A Sh** Don’t Lie To Me QDoing Business As DGA R Don’t Go Anywhere DINK DMIDBABAI Don’t Mention It SDon’t Be A Bitch About It Double Incomes, No Kids T DGT Don’t Go There DIRFT DNBL8 UDBD Do Not Be Late VDon’t Be Dumb Do It Right the First Time DGTG W Don’t Go There Girlfriend DISTO DNCDBEYR Does Not Compute XDon’t Believe Everything Did I Say That Outloud? YYou Read DGYF Damn Girl You’re Fine DITR DND Z Dancing In The Rain Do Not Disturb ^DD 100Due Diligence20 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 21
  • 13. DW-DY D D Index Intro KeyDOC DSTR8 DWBH DYHAG MiscDrug Of Choice Damn Straight Don’t Worry Do You Have A Be Happy A Girlfriend? DTC BDOEDepends On Experience Deep Throaty Chuckle DWI DYJHIW C Driving While Don’t You Just DDOEI DTRT Intoxicated Hate It When... EGoodbye (in Dutch) Do The Right Thing DWPKOTL F DYLI DUI Deep Wet Passionate Do You Love It? GDORDDepartment Of Redundancy Driving Under the Influence Kiss On The Lips HDepartment DYOFDW I DUM DWS Do Your Own F***ing Driving While Stupid Dirty Work JDP Do You Masturbate? KDomestic Partner DUNA DWWWI DYSTSOTT L Surfing the World Did You See The Size Mdps Don’t Use No Acronyms Wide Web WhileDamage Per Second Of That Thing Intoxicated N dunno ODPUP I don’t know DWYMDon’t Poop Your Pants P Does What You Mean Q DURSDQMOT Damn You Are Sexy DYFM RDon’t Quote Me On This S Dude You DUSL Fascinate Me TDQYDJ Do You Scream Loud?Don’t Quit Your Day Job U DYHAB V DUST Do You HaveDRB Did You See That? A Boyfriend? WDirty Rat Bastard X DWB YDRIB Don’t Write BackDon’t Read If Busy Z ^ 10022 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 23
  • 14. EO-EZ E E Index Intro KeyE123 EM EOT ETLA MiscEasy as One, Two, Three Excuse Me End Of Thread Extended Three-Letter A (meaning: end Acronym (that is, an FLA) of discussion) BE2HO EMAEach to His/Her Own E-Mail Address every1 C ESAD everyone DEAK EMFBI Eat Sh** And Die EEating at Keyboard Excuse Me For Butting In EVRE1 F ESADYFA Everyone Eat Sh** And Die You GEAPFS EMFJIEverything About Pittsburgh Excuse Me For Jumping In F***ing Asshole EWI HF***ing Sucks E-mailing While I EMI ESEMED Intoxicated JEE Excuse My Ignorance Every Second Every Minute Every Day EZ KElectronic Emission Easy L EMLeffin Email Me Later ESH MF***ing Experience, Strength, N and Hope EMRTW OEFT Evil Monkeys Rule PElectronic Funds Transfer The World ESMF Eat Sh** Mother F***er Q EMSG R E-Mail Message ESO S Equipment Smarter than Operator T EOD U End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion ETA V Estimated Time of WEG Arrival -or- EditedEvil Grin EOL To Add X End Of Life YEL ZEvil Laugh EOM End Of Message ^ 10024 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 25
  • 15. FG-FO F F Index Intro KeyF2F FBI FGDAI FMLTWIA MiscFace-to-Face F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Fuhgedaboudit -or- F*** Me Like The A Female Body Inspector Forget About It Whore I Am BFABFeatures Attributes Benefits FBKS FIF FMTYEWTK C Failure Between Keyboard F*** I’m Funny Far More Than You Ever D and Seat Wanted To Know E FIIK F FBOCD F*** If I Know FMUTA Facebook Obsessive F*** Me Up The Ass G Compulsive Disorder FIL H Father-In-Law FNG IFAH FCFS F***ing New Guy J First Come, First Served FILFF***ing A Hot K Father I’d Like to F*** FO FCOL F*** Off LFAP For Crying Out Loud MF***ing A Pissed FILTH Failed In London, Try FOAD NFAQL FDGB Hong Kong F*** Off And Die O Fall Down Go BoomFrequently Asked PQuestions List FINE FOAF FE F***ed up, Insecure, Friend Of A Friend Q Fatal Error Neurotic, Emotional RFAQOMFTFrequently Argued Waste FOAG SOf My F***ing Time FF FISH F*** Off And Google T Friends Forever First In, Still Here UFASB FOC FF&PN FITB Free of Charge VFast Ass Son Bitchii Fresh Fields and Fill In The Blanks W Pastures New FOFLFAWC XFor Anyone Who Cares FLA Falling on Floor Laughing Y FFS Four Letter Acronym For F*** Sake ZFB FOGC FLUID Fear Of Getting Caught ^F*** Buddy F***ing Look it Up, I Did 10026 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 27
  • 16. FU-FY F F Index Intro KeyFOL FTASB FU2 FWOT MiscFond of Leather Faster Than A Speeding Bullet F*** You Too F***ing Waste Of Time A FTBOMH BFOMC FUBAR FYAFell Off My Chair From The Bottom Of My Heart F***ed Up Beyond All For Your Amusement C Recognition DFOMCL FTF FYE EFalling Off My Chair F*** That’s Funny -or- Face FUBB For Your Edification To Face F***ed Up Beyond Belief FLaughing G FYEOFORD FTFOI FUD For Your Eyes Only HFound On Road Dead For The Fun Of It -or- For The Fear, Uncertainty, and I-or- Fixed Or Repaired F*** Of It Disinformation FYF JDaily -or- F***ed Over From Your FriendRebuilt Dodge FTL FUJIMO K Faster Than Light F*** You Jack I’m FYI LFOS Movin’ On For Your Information MFull Of Sh** FTLOG N For The Love Of God FUM FYIFV OFRED F***ed Up Mess F*** You I’m FullyF***ing Ridiculous FTN Vested PElectronic Device F*** That Noise FURTB Q Filled Up and Ready FYLTGE RFS FTR To Burst From Your Lips To SFor Sale For The Record God’s Ears FWB TFSBO FTRF Friends With Benefits FYM UFor Sale By Owner F*** That’s Really Funny For Your Misinformation V FWD WFSR FTTB Forward FYSBIGTBABN XFor Some Reason For The Time Being Fasten Your Seat FWIW Belts It’s Going To Be YFSU FTW For What It’s Worth A Bumpy Night ZF*** Sh** Up For The Win -or- F*** The World ^ 10028 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 29
  • 17. GC-GI G G Index Intro KeyG GAL GC GFTD MiscGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle Get A Life Good Crib Gone For The Day A BG1 GALGAL GD&R GFYGood One Give A Little Get A Little Grinning, Ducking and Good For You -or- Go C Running F*** Yourself -or- Go DG2G GALHER Find Yourself EGot to Go Get A Load of Her GD&RF F Grinning, Ducking and GFYMF Running Fast Go F*** Yourself Mother GG2GLYS GALHIMGot To Go Love Ya So Get A Load of Him F***er H GDI I GANB God Damn It -or- God GG J Getting Another Beer Damn Independent Good Game -or- Gotta Thumbs Up GAP GDW Go -or- Giggling K L Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People Grin, Duck and Wave GGA M Good Game All NG4I GAS GF OGo For It Got A Second? Girlfriend GGGG God, God, God, God P GFF QG4N gawdGood For Nothing god Go F***ing Figure GGN R Gotta Go Now SGA GB GFI TGo Ahead Good Bridge Go For It GGOH Gotta Get Out of Here U GFN VGAB GBGGetting A Beer Great Big Grin Gone For Now GGP W Gotta Go Pee XGAFYK GBH GFON YGet Away From Your Keyboard Great Big Hug Good For One Night GHM God Help Me Z GFR ^GAGFI GBTW 100Gives A Gay First Impression Get Back To Work Grim File Reaper GI Google It30 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 31
  • 18. GN-GT G G Index Intro KeyGIC GLG GNSD GRAS MiscGift In Crib Good Looking Girl Good Night Sweet Dreams Generally Recognized A As Safe BGIDK GLGH GOIGee I Don’t Know Good Luck and Good Hunting Get Over It gratz C Congratulations DGIGO GLYASDI GOK EGarbage In, Garbage Out God Loves You And So Do I God Only Knows grrlz girls, also seen as grrl F GGILF GM GOLGrandmother I’d Like to F*** Good Morning -or- Good Move Giggling Out Loud GRRR H Growling IGIWIST GMAB GOS JGee, I Wish I’d Said That Give Me A Break Gay Or Straight GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake K LGJ GMAFB GOWIGood Job Give Me A F***ing Break Get On With It GSOH M Good Sense Of Humor NGJP GMTA GOYHH OGood Job Partner Great Minds Think Alike Get Off Your High Horse GSYJDWURMNKH Good Seeing You, P Just Don’t Wear Your QGL GMTFT GR&D Monkey HatGood Luck -or- Get Lost Great Minds Think For Grinning Running R Themselves And Ducking SGLA GT Good Try TGood Luck All GN GR2BR U Good Night Good Riddance ToGLB Bad Rubbish GTFO V Get The F*** Out WGood Looking Boy GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You GR8 XGLBT Great GTFOOH Get The F*** Out YGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, GNOC Of Here ZTransgender Get Naked On Cam ^ 10032 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 33
  • 19. H-HB G H Index Intro KeyGTG GWI H&K HAGN MiscGot To Go Get With It Hugs and Kisses Have A Good Night A BGTGB GWS h/o HAGOGot To Go, Bye Get Well Soon Hold On Have A Good One C DGTGP GYHOOYA HAK EGot To Go Pee Get Your Head Out Of Hugs And Kisses Downloading... F Your AssGTH G HANDGo To Hell GYPO Have a Nice Day H Get Your Pants Off IGTK h/p HAR JGood To Know Hit And Run Hold Please KGTM L H4U HAWTLWGiggle To Myself Hello And Welcome To M Hot For You Last Week NGTRM H4XX0R OGoing To Read Mail Hacker -or- To Be Hacked HB P Hurry BackGTSY Q H9 RGlad To See You Husband in room HBASTD Hitting Bottom And SGUD HADVD Starting To Dig TGeographically Have Advised UUnDesirable HBB Hip Beyond Belief Vguvment hag1 W have a good onegovernment, also seen HBIB Xas guvmint, gumint Hot But Inappropriate Boy HAGD Y Have a Great Day Z ^ 10034 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 35
  • 20. HO-HW H H Index Intro KeyHBIC HIG HOYEW HUD MiscHead Bitch In Charge How’s It Going Hanging On Your How You Doing? A Every Word BHBU HIH HUGZHow Bout You? Hope It Helps HP Hugs C Higher Power DHCC HIOOC huh EHoly Computer Crap Help, I’m Out Of Coffee HPPO what Highest Paid Person F HITAKS in Office GHD HUYAHold Hang In There And Head Up Your Ass H Keep Smiling HSIK I How Should I KnowHF HWGA JHello Friend -or- Have HMFIC Here We Go Again Head MOFO In Charge HT KFun -or- Have Faith Hi There LHHIS HNTI MHanging Head In Shame How Nice That/This Is HTB N Hang The Bastards OHHO1/2K HNTW How Nice That Was HTH PHa Ha, Only Half Kidding Hope This (or That) Q HNY Helps RHHOJHa-Ha, Only Joking Happy New Year S HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The THHOK HO Hang On -or- Hold On Head UHa Ha, Only Kidding VHHOS HOHA HU W HOllywood HAcker Hook UpHa-Ha, Only Serious X HUA YHHTYAY HOIC Hold On, I’m Coming Heads Up Ace ZHappy Holidays To You -or- Head ^And Yours Up Ass 10036 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 37
  • 21. IB-ID I I Index Intro KeyI 1-D-R IANAE IBT IDGAF MiscI Wonder I Am Not An Expert In Between Technology I Don’t Give A F*** A Bi h8 it IANAL IBTC IDGARAi hate it I Am Not A Lawyer Itty Bitty Titty Committee I Don’t Give A Rats Ass C DI&I IANNNGC IBTD IDGI EIntercourse & Inebriation I Am Not Nurturing the Next I Beg To Differ I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t F Generation of Casualties Get Involved GI-D-L IBTLIdeal IASAP4U In Before The Lock IDK H I Always Say A Prayer For You I Don’t Know IIAC IC JIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused IAT Independent Contractor IDK, my BFF Jill K-or- If Anyone Cares I Am Tired -or- In Character -or- I See I Don’t Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill LIAE IAW ICBW MIn Any Event I Agree With -or- In I Could Be Wrong IDKY N Accordance With I Don’t Know You O ICW P IAYM I Can’t Wait IDM I Am Your Master It Does Not Matter Q Subject: ICYC R IBGYBG In Case You’re Curious IDRK S I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone -or- In Case You Care I Don’t Really Know TIAITS UIt’s All In The Subject IBIWISI ID10T IDST I’ll Believe It When I See It Idiot I Didn’t Say That VIANAC WI Am Not A Crook IBK IDC IDTA X Idiot Behind Keyboard I Don’t Care I Did That Already YIANADBIPOOTV ZI Am Not A Doctor But I Play IBRB IDGAD IDTS I’ll Be Right Back I Don’t Give A Damn I Don’t Think So ^One On TV 10038 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 39
  • 22. II-IM I I Index Intro KeyIEF IHTFP IITYWYBMAD ILICISCOMK MiscIt’s Esther’s Fault I Have Truly Found Paradise If I Tell You Will You Buy Me I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat A -or- I Hate This F***ing Place A Drink /Spilt Coffee/Crumbs /Coke On My Keyboard BIF/IBIn the Front -or- In IHU IIWM Cthe Back I Hear You If It Were Me ILMJ D I Love My Job EIFAB IIABDFI IJPMP FI Found A Bug If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It I Just Pissed My Pants ILU I Love You GIFU IIIO IJWTK HI F***ed Up Intel Inside, Idiot Outside I Just Want To Know ILUAAF I I Love You As A Friend JIGGP IIMAD IJWTS KI Gotta Go Pee If It Makes An(y) Difference I Just Want To Say ILY I Love You LIGTP IIR IKALOPLT MI Get The Point If I Remember -or- If I Recall I Know A Lot Of People IM N Like That Instant Messaging OIGYHTBT IIRC -or- Immediate Message PI Guess You Had To If I Remember Correctly IKWYMBe There -or- If I Recall Correctly I Know What You Mean IM2BZ2P Q I aM Too Busy To RIHA IIT IKYABWAI (even) Pee SI Hate Acronyms Is It Tight? I Know You Are But T What Am I? IMA IITLYTO I Might Add UIHAIMI Have Another Instant If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old ILA VMessage I Love Acronyms IMAO W IITYWIMWYBMAD In My Arrogant Opinion XIHNO If I Tell You What It Means ILF/MD YI Have No Opinion Will You Buy Me A Drink I Love Female/Male IMCO Dominance In My Considered Opinion Z ^ 10040 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 41
  • 23. IR-IW I I Index Intro KeyIME INBD IRL ITA MiscIn My Experience It’s No Big Deal In Real Life I Totally Agree A ISAGN BIMEZRU INMP ITFAI Am Easy, Are You? It’s Not My Problem I See A Great Need In The Final Analysis C DIMHEIUO INNW ISH ITIGBS EIn My High Exalted Informed If Not Now, When Insert Sarcasm Here I Think I’m Going To FUnassailable Opinion Be Sick ISO G INPOIMHO In No Particular Order In Search Of ITM HIn My Humble Opinion In The Money I INUCOSM ISS JIMNERHO It’s No Use Crying Over I Said So -or- I’m So Sure ITSIn My Never Even Remotely Spilt Milk K Intense Text SexHumble Opinion ISSYGTI L IOH I’m So Sure You Get ITSFWI MIMNSHO I’m Outta Here The Idea If The Shoe Fits NIn My Not So Humble Wear It OOpinion ION ISTM Index Of Names It Seems to Me IUM PIMO If You Must QIn My Opinion IONO ISTR R I Don’t Know I Seem To Remember IWALU SIMOO I Will Always TIn My Own Opinion IOUD ISWC Love You Inside, Outside, Upside Down If Stupid Were a Crime UIMPOV IWBNI VIn My Point Of View IOW ISWYM It Would Be Nice If W In Other Words I See What You Mean XIMRU IWFU YI Am, Are You? IPN ISYALS I Wanna F*** You I’m Posting Naked I’ll Send You A Letter Soon ZIMS ^I Am Sorry 10042 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 43
  • 24. J-JF I J Index Intro KeyIWIWU IYQ J/C J5M MiscI Wish I Was You I Like You Just Checking Just Five Minutes A BIWSN IYSS J/J JADI Want Sex Now If You Say So Just Joking Just Another day C DIYAOYAS IYSWIM JAFO EIf You Ain’t Ordinance If You See What I Mean Just Another F***ingYou Ain’t Sh** hahaha hehehe hahaha hehehe Onlooker F hehehe G hahaha hahahaIYD JAFS HIn Your Dreams Just A F***ing Salesman I J/K JIYDMMA Just Kidding JAM Just A Minute KIf You Don’t MindMy Asking L J/O Jerking Off JAS MIYFEG Just A Second NInsert Your Favorite J/P OEthnic Group Just Playing JC Just Curious -or- Just PIYKWIM Chilling -or- Jesus Christ Q J/WIf You Know What I Mean Just Wondering R JDI SIYKWIMAITYD J2LYK Just Do It TIf You Know What I Mean Just To Let You KnowAnd I Think You Do JEOMK U Just Ejaculated On V J4FIYO Just For Fun My Keyboard WIn Your Opinion X J4G JFH Y Just F*** Her Just For Grins Z J4T or JFT JFI ^ Just For Information 100 Just For Today44 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 45
  • 25. K-KM J K Index Intro KeyJIC JTLYK K KISS MiscJust In Case Just To Let You Know OK Keep It Simple Stupid A BJK JTOL KB KITJust Kidding Just Thinking Out Loud Kick Butt Keep In Touch C DJM2C JTOU KBD kitty EJust My 2 Cents Just Thinking Of You Keyboard code word for vagina F GJMO JUADLAM kewl KKJust My Opinion Jumping Up And Down cool Kiss Kiss H Like A Monkey IJOOTT KMA JJust One Of Those Things JW Kiss My Ass K Just Wondering LJP KMFHAJust Playing Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass M NJSU KFY -or- K4Y KMP OJust Shut Up Keep Me Posted P Kiss For You QJSYK KHYF KMRIAJust So You Know Kiss My Royal Irish Arse R Know How You Feel SJT KIA KMSLA TJust Teasing Kiss My Shiny Little Ass U Killed In Action V KIBO KMUF Kiss Me You Fool W Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out X KMWA Y Kiss My White Ass KIR Z Keep It Real ^ 10046 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 47
  • 26. L-LH K L Index Intro KeyKOK L LD MiscKnock Laugh Long Distance -or- A Later Dude BKOTC L8RKiss On The Cheek Later LDIMEDILLIGAF C Look Deeply Into DKOTL L?^ My Eyes, Does It Look EKiss On The Lips Let’s hook up Like I Give A F*** FKPC LABATYD LDR GKeeping Parents Clueless Life’s A Bitch And Then Long Distance H You Die Relationship IKS JKill Stealer LAQ LDTTWA Lame Ass Quote Let’s Do The Time KKUTGW Warp Again LKeep Up The Good Work LB?W/C M Like Bondage? Whips LF NKWIM or Chains Let’s F*** OKnow What I Mean? P LFTIKWSTA Looking Forward To It QKiss With Serious Tongue Action R LGMAS SKYFC Lord Give Me A Sign TKeep Your Fingers Crossed U LBR and LGR LHMKYPO Little Boy’s Room and V Lord Have MercyKeep Your Pants On Little Girl’s Room W LHO X LBUG or LBIG Laughing Head Off Y Laughing Because You’re Gay -or- Laughing Z Because I’m Gay LHOS ^ Lets Have Online Sex 10048 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 49
  • 27. LO-LU L L Index Intro KeyLHSO LMIRL LOOL LTIC MiscLet’s Have Sex Online Let’s Meet In Real Life Laughing Outragously Laughing ‘Til I Cry A Out Loud BLHU LMK LTIOLet’s Hook Up Let Me Know LOPSOD Laughing Til I Orgasm C Long On Promises, DLIFO LMSO Short On Delivery LTM ELast In, First Out Laughing My Socks Off Laughing To Myself F LORE Learn Once, Repeat GLIS LMTC LTNSLaughing In Silence Left a Message To Contact Everywhere Long Time No See H ILJBF LMTCB LOU LTNT JLet’s Just Be Friends Left Message To Call Back Laughing Over You Long Time, No Type K LPOS LLKITR LOL LTRLittle Kid In The Room Laughing Out Loud -or- Lazy Piece Of Sh** Long Term Relationship M Lots of Love NLLOM LRF LTS OLike Leno on Meth LOLA Little Rubber Feet Laughing to Self P Laugh Out Loud Again LSHITIPAL QLLTA LTTICLots and Lots of LOLZ Laughing So Hard I Look The Teacher Is RThunderous Applause Lots Of Laughs Think I Peed A Little Coming S TLMAO LOMBARD LSHMBH LULU Laughing So Hard ULaughing My Ass Off Lots Of Money But A Locally Undesirable Right Dick My Belly Hurts Land Use VLMFAO WLaughing My F***ing LOML LSV LUMTP XAss Off Love Of My Life Language, Sex, Violence Love You More Than Pie Y LTHTT ZLMHO LONH luserLaughing My Head Off Lights On, Nobody Home Laughing Too Hard loser ^ To Type 10050 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 51
  • 28. M-MI L M Index Intro KeyLUSM LYLAB M2NY MEGO MiscLove You So Much Love You Like a Brother Me Too, Not Yet My Eyes Glaze Over A BLWR LYLAS M4C mehLaunch When Ready Love You Like A Sister Meet for Coffee Who cares, whatever C DLY LYLB m4w MFD ELove You Love You Later Bye men for women Multi-Function Device F GLY4E LYMI M8 or M8s MfGLove You Forever Love You, Mean It Mate -or- Mates Mit freundlichen Gruessen H ILYA LYWAMH MFIC JLove You All Love You With All My Heart MATURE Mother F***er In Charge KLYBLove You Babe M MFWIC Mo Fo Who’s In Charge L M NLYCYLBB MA MHBFY OLove You, See You Later, Mature Audience My Heart Bleeds For You PBye Bye Q MAYA mhhmLYKYAMY Most Advanced Yet uh huh -or- yeah RLove You, Kiss You, Accessible SAlready Miss You MHOTY T MB My Hat’s Off To You ULYL Message BoardLove You Lots V MIA MBN Missing In Action W Must Be Nice X MIHAP Y MBRFN May I Have Your Attention Z Must Be Real F***ing Nice Please ^ 10052 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 53
  • 29. MO-MU M M Index Intro KeyMIL MML MOTAS MSNUW MiscMother-In-Law Made Me Laugh Member Of The Mini-Skirt No A Appropriate Sex UnderWear BMILF MOMother I’d Like to F*** Move On MOTD MSTM C Message Of The Day Makes Sense To Me DMIRL MOF EMeet In Real Life Matter Of Fact MOTOS MTBF F Member(s) Of The Mean Time Before Failure Opposite Sex GMITIN MOFOMore Info Than I Needed Mother F***er MTF H MOTSS More To Follow IMKOP MOMPL Member(s) Of The JMy Kind Of Place One Moment Please Same Sex MTFBWY K May The Force Be MPFB With You LMLA MOOMultiple Letter Acronym Mud, Object-Oriented My Personal F*** M -or- Matter Of Opinion Buddy MTLA NMLAS My True Love Always OMy Lips Are Sealed MOOS MRA Moving Right Along P Member Of The Opposite Sex MTSBWY May The Schwartz Be Qmlmgiving the digital MOP MRPH With You Rmiddle finger MOment Please Mail the Right Place S for Help MUAH or MWAH TMM MorF The sound of a kiss MSG UMarket Maker Male or Female Message MUBAR VMMHA2U MOS Messed up Beyond All WMy Most Humble Mom Over Shoulder MSMD Recognition XApologies To You Monkey See Monkey Do Y MOSS MUSL Zmmk Member(s) Of The Same Sex Missing You Sh** Loadsmmm ok ^ 10054 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 55
  • 30. N-NB M N Index Intro KeyMUSM N-A-Y-L NAGB MiscMiss You So Much In A While Nearly Almost A Good A Bridge BMVA N/AMotor Vehicle Accident Not Applicable -or- NAK C Not Affiliated Nursing At Keyboard DMVA no PI EMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury N/M NALOPKT F Nothing Much Not A Lot Of People Know That GMVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury H NASCAR Text IMWBRL Non-Athletic Sport Centered JMore Will Be Revealed Later Around Rednecks K natch LMYLMind Your Language Naturally M N/T No Text NMYOB NATO OMind Your Own Business No Action, Talk Only N1 P Nice One NAVY Q Never Again Volunteer R N2M Yourself Not To Mention -or- S Not Too Much T NAZ Name, Address, Zip U N2MJCHBU V Not Too Much Just (also means Nasdaq) Chillin, How Bout You? W NB4T X NAB Not Before Time Y Not A Blonde Z NBD No Big Deal ^ NADT 100 Not A Damn Thing56 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 57
  • 31. NF-NM N N Index Intro KeyNBFAB ne1er NFW NIMBY MiscNot Bad For A Beginner anyone here? No F***ing Way -or- Not In My Back Yard A No Feasible Way BNBFABS Ne2H NIMJDNot Bad For A Bot Stopper Need To Have NG Not In My Job Description C New Game DNBIF NEET NIMQ ENo Basis In Fact Not currently Engaged in NGB Not In My Queue F Employment, Education, Nearly Good Bridge or Training GNBLFY NIMYNothing But Love For You NH Never In A Million Years H NESEC Nice Hand INBS Any Second NINO JNo Bull Sh** NHOH Nothing In, Nothing Out K NEV Never Heard Of Him/Her -or- No Input, No Output Neighborhood Electric Vehicle LNCNice Crib NI4NI NISM M NEWS An Eye For An Eye Need I Say More NNCG North, East, West, South ONew College Graduate NICE NITL P NFBSK Nonsense In Crappy Not In This Lifetime Not For British School Kids Existence QNDNIndian NIYWFD R NFC NIFOC Not In Your Wildest Sne Not Favorably Considered Nude In Front Of The F***ing Dreams T -or- No F***ing Chance ComputerAny U NLL NFF NIGYYSOB Nice Little Lady Vne-wayz No F***ing Fair Now I’ve Got You, You Wanyways Son Of a B*tch NM Xne1 NFG Never Mind -or- Nothing YAnyone Not F***ing GoodNFI NIH Much -or- Nice Move Not Invented Here Z NFS nm, u ^ne14kfc 100anyone for KFC? Need For Sex -or- Network NIM not much, you? File System No Internal Message58 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 59
  • 32. NS-NY N N Index Intro KeyNME NOA NSA NTW MiscEnemy Not Online Anymore No Strings Attached Not To Worry A BNMH NOFI NSFW NTYMINot Much Here No OFfense Intended Not Safe For Work Now That You Mention It C DNMHJC NOS NSS NUB ENot Much Here, Just Chilling New Old Stock No Sh** Sherlock New person to a site F or gameNMP G NOY NTANot My Problem Not Online Yet Not This Again NUFF H Enough Said INMTE NOYB nth JNow More Than Ever None Of Your Business nothing NVM K NeVer MindNMU L NP NTIMNot Much, You? No Problem -or- Nosy Parents Not That It Matters NVNG M Nothing Ventured, NNN NQA NTIMM Nothing Gained ONot Now -or- Need No Questions Asked Not That It P Matters Much NWNNCIMINTFZ No Way Q NQOCDNot Now Chief, I’m In The Not Quite Our Class Dear NTK RF ***in’ Zone Nice To Know NWAL S NR Nerd Without A Life TNNR Nice Roll NTM UNeed Not Respond Not That Much NWR Not Work Related V NRGNNWW Energy NTMU WNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink Nice To Meet You NYC X NRN Not Your Concern YNO No Reply Necessary NTTAWWT ZNot Online Not That There’s Anything NYCFS Wrong With That New York City Finger Salute ^ NS 100no praw Nice Setno problem60 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 61
  • 33. OM-OS O O Index Intro KeyO OC OMB OO MiscOpponent -or- Over Original Character -or- Oh My Buddha Over and Out A Own Character BOAO OMDB OOAKOver And Out OCD Over My Dead Body One Of A Kind C Obsessive Compulsive Disorder DOATUS OMFG OOC EOn A Totally Unrelated Subject ODTAA Oh My F***ing God Out Of Character F One Damn Thing After Another -or- Out Of Control GOAUS OMGOn An Unrelated Subject OIC Oh My God OOF H Oh, I See Out Of Facility IOB OMIK JObligatory OICU812 Open Mouth, Insert OOI K Oh I See, You Ate One Too Keyboard Out Of Interest LOBEOvercome By Events OK OML OOO M All Correct Oh My Lord Out Of Office NOBO OOr Best Offer OL OMW OOS P Old Lady On My Way Out Of Stock QOBTWOh By The Way OLL ONID OOTB R OnLine Love Oh No I Didn’t Out Of The Box -or- S Out Of The Blue T OLN ONNA U OnLine Netiquette Oh No, Not Again OOTC Obligatory On Topic V OLO ONNTA Comment W Only Laughed Once Oh No, Not This Again XOBX OSIF Y OM ONUD Oh Sh** I ForgotOld Battle Axe Z Old Man Oh No You Didn’t ^ 10062 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 63
  • 34. P-PD O P Index Intro KeyOSINTOT OTP P PAW MiscOh Sh** I Never On The Phone Partner Parents Are Watching AThought Of That B OTT P&C PBOST Over The Top Private & Confidential Potty Break COn Second Thought D OTTOMH P-ZA PBB EOT Off The Top Of My Head Pizza Parent Behind Back FOff Topic G OTW P2C2E PBEMOTASOIC Off The Wall Process Too Complicated Play By EMail HOwing To A Slight To Explain IOversight In Construction OUSU PBJ J Oh, You Shut Up P2U4URAQTP Peanut Butter and Jelly KOTC Peace To You For You -or- Pretty Boy JockOver The Counter Are A Cutie Pie L OWTTE Or Words To That Effect PC MOTF P911 Personal Computer NOff The Floor -or- On OZ Parent Alert -or- Politically Correct OThe phone (Fone) Australia P PA PCMOTH Parent Alert Please Call Me QOff The Hook R PD SOTL Public Domain TOut To Lunch U PDAOTOH Personal Digital VOn The Other Hand Assistant -or- Public W Display of Affection X PAL Parents Are Listening Y PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of Z PANS My Ass ^ Pretty Awesome 100 New Stuff64 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 65
  • 35. PI-PO P P Index Intro KeyPDQ PHS pix PMIGBOM MiscPretty Darn Quick Pointy Haired Stupidvisor pictures -or- photos Put Mind In Gear Before A Opening Mouth BPDS PIAPS PLOPlease Don’t Shout Pig In A Pant Suit Peace, Love, Out PMJI C Pardon My Jumping In DPEBCAC PIBKAC PLOKTA EProblem Exists Between Problem Is Between Keyboard Press Lots Of Keys PML FChair And Computer And Chair To Abort Pissing Myself Laughing GPEBCAK PICNIC PLOS PMP HProblem Exists Between Problem In Chair, Not Parents Looking Peeing My Pants IChair And Keyboard In Computer Over Shoulder J PMSL KPEEP PIF PLS Pissed MySelf Laughing Paid In Full Please LPeople Engaged andEmpowered for Peace PNATMBC M PIMP PLZ Pay No Attention To Npeeps Peeing In My Pants Please Man Behind the Curtain Opeople P PIMPL PM PNCAH Peeing In My Pants Laughing Personal Message Please, No Cursing QPFAPulled From Ass -or- -or- Private Message Allowed Here RPlease Find Attached PIN S Person In Need PMBI PND TPFC Pardon My Butting In Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device UPretty F***ing Cold PIR Parent In Room PMF Vphat Pardon My French PO WPretty Hot And Tempting PITA -or- Pure Freaking Magic Piss Off X Pain In The Ass YPHB PMFJI POAHF Pardon Me For Put On A Happy Face ZPointy Haired Boss PITMEMBOAM Peace In The Middle East My Jumping In ^ Brother Of Another Mother 10066 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 67
  • 36. PU-PW P P Index Intro KeyPOAK PP PU MiscPassed Out At Keyboard People That Stinks A BPOMS PPL puterParent Over My Shoulder Pay-Per-Lead -or- People computer C DPONA pron PVP EPerson Of No Account porn Player Versus Player F GPOS PRW PWASParent Over Shoulder Parents Are Watching Prayer Wheels Are Spinning H-or- Piece Of Sh** I PS PWCB JPOSC Post Script Person Will Call Back KPiece Of Sh** Computer L PSA pwnPOSSLQ Public Service Announcement own MPersons of the Opposite NSex Sharing Living Quarters PSO pwnt O Product Superior to Operator owned PPOTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Q PTH PWPTwenty One Prime Tanning Hours Plot, What Plot? R SPOTS PTMM TPlain Old Telephone System Please Tell Me More-or- Pat On The Shoulder U V PTPPOTUS Pardon The Pun WPresident of the United States X PTPOP YPOV Pat The Pissed Off PrimatePoint Of View Z ^ 10068 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 69
  • 37. R-RH Q R Index Intro KeyQ2C QS r RBTL MiscQuick To Cum Quit Scrolling are Read Between A The Lines BQC QT r u goinQuality Control Cutie are you going? RC C Remote Control DQFT QYB EQuoted For Truth -or- Quit Your Bitching RCI FQuit F***ing Talking Hellooooo... Rectal Cranial Inversion GQL RE HQuit Laughing Regards -or- Reply I -or- Hello Again R U there? JQLS Are you there? KReply REHI Hi Again L R&D M Research & Development RFD N “day” R&R Request For Discussion O P Rest & Relaxation RFR Really F***ing Rich QQOTD RAEBNC RQuote Of The Day Read And Enjoyed, RFS S But No Comment Really F***ing Soon TQQ UQuick Question -or- Cry More RAT RGR Roger V Remotely Activated Trojan W RHIP X RB@Ya Rank Has Its Privileges Y Right Back at Ya Z RHK RoundHouse Kick ^ RBAY 100 Right Back At You70 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 71
  • 38. RO-RT R R Index Intro KeyRIYL RN ROTGLMAO RTBS MiscRecommended If Right Now Rolling On The Ground Reason To Be Single AYou Like Laughing My Ass Off B RNN RTFAQRKBA Reply Not Necessary ROTM Read The FAQ CRight to Keep and Right On The Money DBear Arms ROFL RTFF E Rolling On Floor Laughing RPG Read The F***ing FRL Role Playing Games FAQReal Life G ROR Raffing Out Roud (in RRQ RTFM HRLCO scooby-doo dialect) Return Receipt Read The F***ing IReal Life Conference reQuested Manual J ROTFL KRLF Rolling On The Floor RRR RTFQReal Life Friend Laughing haR haR haR Read The F***ing L (instead of LOL) Question MRM ROTFLMAO NRemake Rolling On The Floor RSN RTH O Laughing My Ass Off Real Soon Now Release The Hounds PRMETTHRolling My Eyes To ROTFLMFAO RSVP RTK QThe Heavens Rolling On The Floor Repondez S’il Return To Keyboard R Laughing My F***ing Vous Plait SRMLB Ass Off RTM or RTFM TRead My Lips Baby RT Read The Manual ROTFLOL Real Time -or- Read The F***ing URMMA Rolling On The Floor Manual VReading My Mind Again Laughing Out Loud RTB W Returning To Base RTSM XRMMM ROTGL (home) Read The Silly Manual Rolling On The Ground YRead My Mail Man Laughing RTBM RTTSD Z Read The Bloody Right Thing To Say ^ Manual Dude 10072 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 73
  • 39. S-SE R S Index Intro KeyRTWFQ RUS S SBI MiscRead The Whole Are You Serious? Smile Sorry ‘Bout It AF***ing Question B RUSOS S2R SBTARU Are You SOS Send To Receive Sorry, Being Thick Again CAre You? (in trouble)? D S2U SBUG ERU/18 RUT Same To You Small Bald Unaudacious FAre You Over 18? Are You There? Goal G S4BRUFKM RUUP4IT Sh** for Brains SCNR HAre You F***ing Are You Up For It? Sorry, Could Not Resist IKidding Me? S4L J RX Spam For Life SDK KRUH Regards Scottie Doesn’t Know -or-Are You Horny? Software Developer’s Kit L SADAD RYFM Suck A Dick And Die MRUMCYMHMD Read Your Friendly Manual sec NAre You on Medication wait a second OCause You Must Have RYOMissed a Dose SED P Roll Your Own Said Enough Darling QRUMORF Mom R RYSAre You Male Read Your Screen SEG SOR Female? Sh** Eating Grin SAHM T Stay At Home Mom URUNTS SEPAre You Nuts? Somebody Else’s Problem V SAIA W Stupid Asses In ActionRUOK SETE XAre You OK? Smiling Ear To Ear SAPFU Y Surpassing All Previous Z Foul Ups SEWAG Scientifically Engineered ^ Wild Ass Guess 100 SB Stand By74 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 75
  • 40. SK-SO S S Index Intro KeySF SIC sk8er SMB MiscSurfer Friendly -or- Spelling Is Correct skater Suck My Balls AScience Fiction B SICL sk8r SMESFAIAA Sitting In Chair Laughing skater Subject Matter Expert CSo Far As I Am Aware D SICS SL SMEM ESFETE Sitting In Chair Snickering Second Life Send Me E-Mail FSmiling From Ear To Ear G SII SLAP SMHSFLA Seriously Impaired Imagination Sounds Like A Plan Shaking My Head HStupid Four Letter Acronym I SIL SLAW SMIM JSFTTM Sister-In-Law Sounds Like A Winner Send Me an Instant Message KStop F***ing Talking To Me L SIP SLIRK SMOPSFX Skiing In Powder Smart Little Rich Kid Small Matter of Programming MSound Effects -or- NStage Effects SIT SLM smt O Stay In Touch See Last Mail something PSHSh** Happens Q SITCOM SLOM SNAFU Single Income, Two Children, Sticking Leeches Situation Normal, All RSHB Oppressive Mortgage On Myself F***ed Up SShould Have Been T SITD SLT SNAG Ushhh Still In The Dark Something Like That Sensitive New Age Guyquiet V SIUP SM SNERT WSHID Suck It Up Pussy Senior Moment Snotty Nosed Egotistical XSlap Head In Disgust Rotten Teenager Y SIUYA SMAIM ZSHMILY Shove It Up Your Ass Send Me An Instant SOSee How Much Message Significant Other ^I Love You 10076 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 77
  • 41. SS-SU S S Index Intro KeySOB SOP SSEWBA STS MiscSon Of a B*tch Standard Operating Procedure Someday Soon, So To Speak A Everything Will Be Acronyms BSOBT SorG STWStressed Out Big Time Straight or Gay Search The Web C SSIA DSOGOP SOS Subject Says It All STYS ESh** Or Get Off the Pot Same Old Sh** -or- help Speak To You Soon F STBY Sucks To Be You GSOH SOT SUSense Of Humor Short On Time Shut Up H STD ISOHF SOTMG Seal The Deal SUAC JSense Of Humor Failure Short On Time, Must Go -or- Sexually Sh** Up A Creek Transmitted Disease K LSOI SOW SUAKMSelf Owning Idiot Speaking Of Which -or- STFU Shut Up And Kiss Me M Statement Of Work Shut The F*** Up NSOIAR SUFI OSit On It And Rotate soz STFW Super Finger -or- Shut Search The P Sorry Up F***ing Imbecile F***ing Web Qsokit’s ok SRO SUFID R Standing Room Only sth Screwing Up Face S something In DisgustSOL TSh** Out of Luck srsly U seriously STM SUL Spank The Monkey Snooze You Lose Vsome1someone SSC W Super Sexy Cute STPPYNOZGTW sup X Stop Picking Your what’s up?SOMY Nose, Get To Work YSick Of Me Yet SSDD Z Same Sh** Different Day suxSOOYA STR8 sucks ^ Straight 100Snake Out Of Your Ass78 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 79
  • 42. T-TB S T Index Intro KeySUYF SWIM T&C TANSTAAFL MiscShut Up You Fool See What I Mean? Terms & Conditions There Ain’t No Such A Thing As A Free Lunch BSWAG SWIS T@YLScientific Wild Ass See What I’m Saying Talk At You Later TAP CGuess -and- SoftWare Take A Pill DAnd Giveaways SWL TA E Screaming With Laughter Thanks Again TARFU FSWAK Things Are ReallySealed (or Sent) With F***ed Up G SWMBO TABOOMAA Kiss She Who Must Be Obeyed Take A Bite Out H Of My Ass TAS ISWALBCAKWS SWU Taking A Shower JSealed With A Lick So What’s Up TAFBecause A Kiss K That’s All, Folks TAWWon’t Stick Teachers Are Watching L SYL See You Later TAFN MSWALK That’s All For Now TBA NSealed With A To Be AdvisedLoving Kiss SYS O See You Soon P TBCSWDYT SYT To Be Continued QSo What Do You Think? R See You Tomorrow TBD Ssweet<3 s^ To Be Determinedsweetheart T what’s up? TAH U Take A Hike TBESWF Thick Between Ears VSingle White Female W TAKS That’s A Knee Slapper TBH X To Be Honest Y TANJ Z There Ain’t No Justice TBYB Try Before You Buy ^ 10080 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 81
  • 43. TI-TM T T Index Intro KeyTC TFN TIC TKU4UK MiscTake Care Thanks For Nothing Tongue In Cheek Thank You For A -or- Til Further Notice Your Kindness BTCB TIGASTrouble Came Back TFS Think I Give A Sh** TLA C Thanks For Sharing Three Letter Acronym DTCOY -or- Three Finger Salute TILII ETake Care Of Yourself Tell It Like It Is TLC F TFTHAOT Tender Loving Care Thanks For The Help GTDM TINGTESToo Darn Many Ahead Of Time There Is No Gravity, TLGO H The Earth Sucks The List Goes On ITDTM TFTT JTalk Dirty To Me Thanks For The Thought TINWIS TLITBC K That Is Not What I Said That’s Life In The Big City TFX LTEOTWAWKIThe End Of The World Traffic TISC TLK2UL8R MAs We Know It This Is So Cool Talk To You Later N TGAL OTFDS Think Globally, Act Locally TISL TM PThat’s For Darn Sure This Is So Lame Trust Me TGGTG QTFH That Girl/Guy has Got To Go TISNC TMA RThread From Hell This Is So Not Cool Too Many Acronyms S TGIF TTFLMS Thank God It’s Friday TISNF TMI UThanks For Letting That Is So Not Fair Too Much InformationMe Share THX or TX or THKS V Thanks TISNT TMSGO WTFM That Is So Not True Too Much Sh** Going On XThanks From Me TIA Y Thanks In Advance TK TMTOWTDI ZTFMIU To Come There’s More ThanThe F***ing Manual TIAIL One Way To Do It ^Is Unreadable Think I Am In Love 10082 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 83
  • 44. TS-TT T T Index Intro KeyTNA TP TSNF TTKSF MiscTemporarily Not Available Team Player -or- TelePort That’s So Not Fair Trying To Keep a A Straight Face BTNC TPC TSOBTongue In Cheek The Phone Company Tough Son Of TTMF C a B*tch Ta Ta MOFO DTNT TPS ETil Next Time That’s Pretty Stupid TSR TTS F Totally Stuck in Text To Speech RAM -or- Totally GTNTL TPTBTrying Not To Laugh The Powers That Be Stupid Rules TTT H That’s The Ticket ITNX TQM TSRA -or- To The Top -or- JThanks Total Quality Management Two Shakes of a Thought That Too Rat’s Ass K TTTHTFAL Lto go nookleer TRAMto explode The Rest Are Mine TT Talk To The Hand The M Big Tease Face Ain’t Listening NTOBAL TRDMC OThere Oughta Be A Law Tears Running Down My Cheeks TTA TTTKA Tap That Ass Time To Totally Kick Ass P QTOBG tripdubThis Oughta Be Good triple w TTBOMK TTTT R To The Best Of To Tell The Truth S My KnowledgeTOM troo TTomorrow true TTUL TTFN Talk To You Later U Ta Ta For Now VTOPCA TSTil Our Paths Cross Again Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks TTYAWFN W TTG Talk To You A While X Time to Go From NowTOT TSIA YTons Of Time This Says It All Z TTIOT TTYL The Truth Is Talk To You Later -or- ^TOY TSIF Out There Type To You Later 100Thinking Of You Thank Science It’s Friday84 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 85
  • 45. U-UR T U Index Intro KeyTTYT TXT IM u UG2BK MiscTalk To You Tomorrow Text Instant Message You You’ve Got To A Be KiddingTVM4YEM B TXT MSG u upThank You Very Much text message are you up? UGC CFor Your E-Mail User-Generated Content D TY U-L ETWHAB Thank You You Will unPCThis Won’t Hurt A Bit unPolitically Correct F G TYCLO U2TWHE Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off You Too UNTCO HThe Walls Have Ears You Need To Chill Out I TYG JTWIMC There You Go UOK KTo Whom It MayConcern TYVM EAT Are You OK? L Thank You Very Much UPOD MTWITA Under Promise NThat’s What I’m Talking Over DeliverAbout u8 O you ate? P urTWIWI you are QThat Was Interesting, UBS RWasn’t It? Unique Buying State UR2K S You Are Too KindTXS UCWAP TThanks Up a Creek Without U A Paddle URAPITA You Are A Pain In The Ass V UDH82BME W You’d Hate To Be Me URSAI X You Are Such An Idiot Y UDM Z You’re the Man URW You Are Welcome ^ 10086 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 87
  • 46. V-VW U V Index Intro KeyURWS VBG VSF MiscYou Are Wise Very Big Grin Very Sad Face A BURYY4M VBS VWDYou Are Too Wise For Me Very Big Smile Very Well Done C DURZ VC VWP Eyours Venture Capital Very Well Played F GUSP VCDAUnique Selling Proposition Vaya Con Dios, Amigo H IUTM VEG JYou Tell Me Very Evil Grin K LUV $Unpleasant Visual M NUWIWU OYou Wish I Was You P Q VFM R Value For Money S VGN T Vegan -or- Vegetarian U V VM W Voice Mail X VRBS Y Virtual Reality Bull Sh** Z ^ 10088 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 89
  • 47. WB-WI W W Index Intro Keyw’s^ WAEF WBS WDYS Miscwhat’s up? When All Else Fails Write Back Soon What Did You Say? A BW/ WAFB WBU WDYTWith What A F***ing Bitch What ‘Bout You? What Do You Think? C D WAFM WC WE E What A F***ing Mess Who Cares Whatever TGIF F G WAFS WCA WEG Warm And Fuzzies Who Cares Anyway Wicked Evil Grin H IW/E WAG WD WETSU JWeekend Wild Ass Guess Well Done We Eat This Sh** Up K LW/O WAI WDALYIC WFWithout What An Idiot Who Died And Left Way Fun M You In Charge? Nw00t WAK WFM OWe Own the What A Kiss WDDD Works For Me POther Team Woopie Doo Da Dey Q WAMBAM WGw4m Web Application Meets Brick WDR Wicked Grin Rwomen for men And Mortar With Due Respect S WGAFF TW8 WAYD WDT Who Gives A UWait What Are You Doing? Who Does That? Flying F*** VW9 WAYN WDYM WIBAMU WWife in room Where Are You Now? What Do You Mean? Well, I’ll Be A X Monkey’s Uncle YWAD WB WDYMBT ZWithout A Doubt Welcome Back -or- Write Back What Do You Mean WIBNI By That? Wouldn’t It Be Nice If ^ 10090 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 91
  • 48. WO-WT W W Index Intro KeyWIIFM WLMIRL woot WTB MiscWhat’s In It For Me Would Like to Meet We Own the Other Team Want To Buy A In Real LifeWILCO B WOP WTFWill Comply WMHGB With Out Papers What The F*** C Where Many Have DWIM Gone Before WOTAM WTFDYJS EWoe Is Me Waste Of Time What The F*** Did F WMMOWS And Money You Just Say?WIP Wash My Mouth Out GWork In Process With Soap WOTD WTFGDA H Word Of The Day Way To F***ing Go, Iwirld WMPL Dumb Ass Jworld Wet My Pants Laughing WP K Well Played WTFHWISP WNOHGB What The F***ing Hell LWinning Is So Pleasurable Where No One Has WRT M Gone Before With Regard To -or- WTFWYCM NWIT With Respect To Why The F*** Would OWordsmith In Training WOA You Call Me? Work Of Art P wruWITFITS where are you? WTG QWhat In The F*** Is WOG Way To Go RThis Sh** Wise Old Guy WRUD S What Are You Doing? WTGP TWITW WOM Want To Go Private? Word Of Mouse UWhat In The World WRUDATM What Are You Doing At WTH VWIU WOMBAT The Moment? What The Heck WWrap It Up Waste Of Money, Brains X And Time WT WTHOW Ywkewl Without Thinking -or- White Trash Headlineway cool WOOF What The -or- Who The Of the Week Z Well Off Older Folks ^ 10092 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 93
  • 49. WY-WY W W Index Intro KeyWTMI wuz WYM MiscWay Too Much was What do You Mean? AInformationWTN wuz4dina B wymynWhat Then Now? What’s for dinner? women C-or- Who Then Now? D wuzup WYP EWTS what’s up? What’s Your Problem?Want To Sell F WWJD G WYRNWTSDS What Would Jesus Do? What’s Your Real Name? HWhere The Sun IDon’t Shine WWSD WYS J What Would Satan Do? Whatever You SayWTSHTF KWhen The Sh** Hits WWY L WYSILOBThe Fan Where Were You? What You See Is A Load of Bullocks M NWTTM WX WYSIWYG OWithout Thinking Weather What You See Is What You GetToo Much P WYCM Q WYSLPGWU Will You Call Me? What You See Looks Pretty Good RWhat’s Up S WYD WYT TWUF What You Doing? Whatever You ThinkWhere You From U WYFM V WYWHWUWH Would You F*** Me? Wish You Were Here WWish You Were Here X WYGISWYPF YWUWHIMA What You Get Is WhatWish You Were Here You Pay For ZIn My Arms ^ 10094 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 95
  • 50. Y-YG X Y Index Intro KeyX-I-10 Y YAUN MiscExciting Why? -or- Yes Yet Another Unix Nerd A BXLNT YA YBFExcellent Yet Another You’ve Been F***ed C D YA yaya YBS E Yet Another Ya-Ya You’ll Be Sorry F par don (as in yo-yo) YBY G YABA Yeah Baby Yeah H Yet Another IXME Bloody Acronym YBYSA JExcuse Me You Bet Your Sweet Ass K YACC Yet Another Calendar YCT LXOXO Company MHugs and Kisses Your Comment To NXQZT YAFIYGI YDKM O You Asked For It You Don’t Know MeExquisite P You Got It YEPPIES QXTC REcstasy Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers S dixie YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding T U V YAJWD YGBSM W You Ain’t Just You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me X Whistling Dixie Y YGLT Z YAOTM You’re Gonna Love This Yet Another Off ^ Topic Message YGTBK 100 You’ve Got To Be Kidding96 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 97
  • 51. YU-YY Y Y Index Intro KeyYGWYPF YR YUPPIES MiscYou Get What You Pay For Yeah Right Young Urban Professionals A BYHM YRYOCC YWYou Have Mail You’re Running on You’re Welcome C Your Own Cuckoo Clock DYIC YWIA EYours In Christ YS You’re Welcome In Advance F You Stinker GYIU YY4UYes, I Understand YSAN Too Wise For You H You’re Such A Nerd IYIWGP YYSSW JYes, I Will Go Private ysdiw8 Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever K why should i wait? LYKWYou Know What? YSIC M Why Should I Care? NYKWIM OYou Know What I Mean YSK P You Should Know QYMYour Mother YSYD R Yeah, Sure You Do SYMAK TYou May Already Know YTB U You’re The Best VYMMVYour Mileage May Vary YTRNW W Yeah That’s Right, XYNK Now What? YYou Never Know Z YTTT You Telling The Truth? ^YOYO 100You’re On Your Own98 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 99
  • 52. ^ Z ^ Index Intro Keyzerg ^5 MiscTo gang up on someone High Five A BZMG or ZOMGOh My God C Look D E F Snooze G ^RUP^ H Read Up Please IZZZ ^URS JSleeping, Bored, Tired Up Yours K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100100 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 101
  • 53. ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary TOP 10001. 8 28. MOS 52. AWGTHTGTTA 77. LD Oral sex Mom Over Shoulder Are We Going To Have Long Distance -or-02. 1337 29. MPFB To Go Through This Later Dude Elite -or- leet -or- L337 My Personal F*** Again 78. LMK03. 143 Buddy 53. banana Let Me Know I love you 30. NALOPKT code word for penis 79. LOL04. 182 Not A Lot Of People 54. B4YKI Laughing Out Loud I hate you Know That Before You -or- Lots of Love05. 1174 31. NIFOC Know It 80. N-A-Y-L Nude club Nude In Front Of The 55. BRB In A While06. 420 Computer Be Right Back 81. NAZ Marijuana 32. NMU 56. BRT Name, Address, Zip07. 459 Not Much, You? Be Right There (also means Nasdaq) I love you 33. P911 57. CWYL 82. NM08. ADR Parent Alert Chat With You Later Never Mind -or- Address 34. PAL 58. CYT Nothing Much09. AEAP Parents Are Listening See You Tomorrow -or- Nice Move As Early As Possible 35. PAW 59. DIAF 83. OLL10. ALAP Parents Are Watching Die In A Fire OnLine Love As Late As Possible 36. PIR 60. DOC 84. OMW11. ASL Parent In Room Drug Of Choice On My Way Age/Sex/Location 37. POS 61. E123 85. OTP12. CD9 Parent Over Shoulder Easy as One, Two, Three On The Phone parents are around -or- Piece Of Sh** 62. EM 86. QT13. C-P 38. pron Excuse Me Cutie Sleepy porn 63. EOD 87. RN14. F2F 39. Q2C End Of Day -or- End Of Right Now Face-to-Face Quick To Cum Discussion 88. ROTFL15. GNOC 40. RU/18 64. FAH Rolling On The Floor Get Naked On Cam Are You Over 18? F***ing A Hot Laughing16. GYPO 41. RUMORF 65. FB 89. RU Get Your Pants Off Are You Male OR F*** Buddy Are You?17. HAK Female? 66. FOAF 90. SITD Hugs And Kisses 42. RUH Friend Of A Friend Still In The Dark18. ILU Are You Horny? 67. GLBT 91. SMEM I Love You 43. S2R Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Send Me E-Mail19. IWSN Send To Receive Transgender 92. SMIM I Want Sex Now 44. SorG 68. HBU Send Me an Instant20. J/O Straight or Gay How Bout You? Message Jerking Off 45. TDTM 69. HUYA 93. SO21. KOTL Talk Dirty To Me Head Up Your Ass Significant Other Kiss On The Lips 46. WTF 70. I&I 94. SOHF22. KFY What The F*** Intercourse & Sense Of Humor Failure Kiss For You 47. WUF Inebriation 95. SWDYT23. KPC Where You From 71. IDGI So What Do You Think? Keeping Parents 48. WYCM I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t 96. TOM Clueless Will You Call Me? Get Involved Tomorrow24. LMIRL 49. WYRN 72. IMEZRU 97. TS Let’s Meet In Real Life What’s Your Real I Am Easy, Are You? Tough Sh**25. MOOS Name? 73. IMNSHO -or- Totally Stinks Member Of The 50. zerg In My Not So Humble 98. TTFN Opposite Sex To gang up on Opinion Ta Ta For Now26. MOSS someone 74. J/C 99. ur Member(s) Of The 51. 2nite Just Checking you are Same Sex Tonight 75. kitty 100. WFM27. MorF code word for vagina Works For Me Male or Female 76. L8R Later Source: netlingo.com