2011Randomjokes<br />K. W. and L. S.andC. B.<br />
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?<br />
I hope I didn’t quack any!<br />
Where does a turtle go when it is raining?<br />
A shell-ter<br />
Howdo turtles talk to each other?<br />
Byusing shell phones.<br />
Whydid thetigerlookin thetoilet?<br />
He was looking for pooh!<br />
What day do fish hate?<br />
Fry-day!<br />
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2011 Random Jokes

  1. 1. 2011Randomjokes<br />K. W. and L. S.andC. B.<br />
  2. 2. What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?<br />
  3. 3. I hope I didn’t quack any!<br />
  4. 4. Where does a turtle go when it is raining?<br />
  5. 5. A shell-ter<br />
  6. 6. Howdo turtles talk to each other?<br />
  7. 7. Byusing shell phones.<br />
  8. 8. Whydid thetigerlookin thetoilet?<br />
  9. 9. He was looking for pooh!<br />
  10. 10. What day do fish hate?<br />
  11. 11. Fry-day!<br />

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