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Placements 2005 to date - Part I

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What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.
What is height of laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk
What is height of Craziness? Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder.