Funny  Quotes
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast  when you are after it as when you are in it.
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on  which every person leaves a mark.
A computer is almost human-except that it does not blame  its mistakes on another computer.
2B or not 2B? I think it’s a grade of pencil.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper,  fire at one end, fool at other.
Be careful of reading your health books.  You may die of misprint
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Secret is something which a person tells everybody  not to tell anybody
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Funny Quotes

  1. 1. Funny Quotes
  2. 2. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  3. 3. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
  4. 4. A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.
  5. 5. A computer is almost human-except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
  6. 6. 2B or not 2B? I think it’s a grade of pencil.
  7. 7. Don't steal. The government hates competition.
  8. 8. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  9. 9. A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
  10. 10. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
  11. 11. A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at other.
  12. 12. Be careful of reading your health books. You may die of misprint
  13. 13. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
  14. 14. Secret is something which a person tells everybody not to tell anybody

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