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The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There
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The History of the Catholic Church in Québec; or, How to Swear Like You Were Born There

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Slides for a flash talk given during the annual Automattic Grand Meetup, September 2013

Slides for a flash talk given during the annual Automattic Grand Meetup, September 2013

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  • 1. THE HISTORY OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN QUEBEC or: How to swear like you were born there
  • 2. HOSTIE (ESTIE) Communion Host ostination, astic Ostie qu'c'est plate ! L’esti, il m’a fourré !
  • 3. TABERNACLE / TABARNAK Tabernacle ta..., tabarnouche, ta barrouette, tabarslak, tabeurslak, tabeurnoune, tabarnane Viens icitte, mon tabarnak ! Tabarnak, un autre but des Broons !
  • 4. CÂLICE / CÂLISSER, DÉCÂLISSER Chalice Câlline de binne, câlik Mon char est toute décâlissé (fucké) ! J’vais t’câlisser un claque s’a yeule !
  • 5. CRISS / CRISSER, DÉCRISSER Christ christi, Christophe, crime, cream puff Je vais t’en crisser une si tu continue ! Christi, pourquoi t’as fais ça ?!
  • 6. CIBOIRE Ciborium cibole, cibouère Une bonne bière frette, ça fait du bien en cibouère. Saint-ciboire, quessé tu fais là ?
  • 7. MAUDIT Damned mautadit, mautadine Maudit niaiseux !
  • 8. MAUSUS (MOÏSE) Moses Mon p’tit mausus, décrisse !
  • 9. OTHERS • Sacramant • Baptême • Simonaque • Calvaire • Viarge (vierge) • Torrieux (tort à dieux)
  • 10. HYBRIDS
  • 11. CIBOIRE + SIMONAQUE = CIBOLAQUE
  • 12. CIBOIRE + TABERNALCE = TABOIRE
  • 13. AS SEEN IN THE WILD
  • 14. LA LOI SPÉCIALE ON S’EN CALISSE We don’t give a fuck about the special law.
  • 15. L’UQAM is really fucking pissed.
  • 16. PAS DE PUBLICITÉ TABARNAK No advertising, for fuck’s sake.
  • 17. OSTI QUE C’EST HOT Fuck, this game is good
  • 18. C’EST TOI QU’ON DEVRAIT CALISSER À LA PORTE LINE Line, you’re the one that we should fucking shove out the door.
  • 19. COMBOS!
  • 20. OSTIE D’CÂLISSE ! Host of the chalice!
  • 21. OSTIE D’CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK ! Host of the chalice of the tabernacle!
  • 22. OSTIE D’CÂLISSE DE CALVAIRE D’OSTIE D’CRISS D’OSTIE D’TARBANAK D’OSTIE D’VIARGE QU’Y FAIT CHAUD DEHORS! Host of the chalice of calvary of the host of christ of the host of the tabernacle of the host of the virgin, it’s hot outside!

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