Herstory: America’s Most Bangable First Ladies

Frances Folsom Cleveland Young stuff – married the 48 year old Cleveland at age 21 Wore low-cut dresses Good liar – Helped hide Cleveland’s jaw cancer Definitely Bang-able

Young stuff – married the 48 year old Cleveland at age 21

Wore low-cut dresses

Good liar – Helped hide Cleveland’s jaw cancer

Mamie Eisenhower Seems kinda kooky Nickname was “Puddy” Came from a family of meatpackers Shorty: 5’1” First president's wife known to be kissed openly in public Why Not?

Seems kinda kooky

Nickname was “Puddy”

Came from a family of meatpackers

Shorty: 5’1”

First president's wife known to be kissed openly in public

Sarah Polk Hot like an old timey Winona Ryder Tall, black hair, brown eyes, sallow coloring: "Sahara Sarah” Banned hard liquor and dancing Not Bang-able

Hot like an old timey Winona Ryder

Tall, black hair, brown eyes, sallow coloring: "Sahara Sarah”

Banned hard liquor and dancing

Grace Coolidge Pet raccoon. ‘Nuff said. Baseball fan Keep it Cool with Coolidge Crazy Bang-able

Pet raccoon. ‘Nuff said.

Baseball fan

Keep it Cool with Coolidge

Abigail Adams Looks remarkably similar to actress Laura Linney Nominated for three Academy Awards and two Emmys In 2007, at age 264 she was reportedly engaged to Telluride real estate mogul, Mark Schauer Bang-able

Looks remarkably similar to actress Laura Linney

Nominated for three Academy Awards and two Emmys

In 2007, at age 264 she was reportedly engaged to Telluride real estate mogul, Mark Schauer

Pat Nixon First First Lady to earn a graduate degree Skipped the second grade Travelled the world for many good causes Married Dick Nixon Completely Un-Bang-able

First First Lady to earn a graduate degree

Skipped the second grade

Travelled the world for many good causes

Married Dick Nixon

Nellie Taft Didn’t mind a fattie Smoker, heavy drinker, gambler Had a taste for some of the more scandalous "sex plays" of the 1920s 24-7 Bang-able

Didn’t mind a fattie

Smoker, heavy drinker, gambler

Had a taste for some of the more scandalous "sex plays" of the 1920s

Margaret Taylor Bitch face Married to “Old Rough and Ready” Crude recluse from the frontier who smoked a corncob pipe and was kept hidden by her mortified family in the attic In a pinch

Bitch face

Married to “Old Rough and Ready”

Crude recluse from the frontier who smoked a corncob pipe and was kept hidden by her mortified family in the attic

"Lady Bird" Johnson Goes by “Lady Bird” $$$ – Lady Bird owned multiple TV and radio stations Author of a Beaver Hunt like publication called Wildflowers Across America Super Bang-able

Goes by “Lady Bird”

$$$ – Lady Bird owned multiple TV and radio stations

Author of a Beaver Hunt like publication called Wildflowers Across America

Julia Tyler Long head Prone to be indiscreet, impulsive and reckless Played guitar and sang Bang City

Long head

Prone to be indiscreet, impulsive and reckless

Played guitar and sang

Julia Grant Built like a tough little Irish kid Wall-eyed Liked living beyond her means Wall-eyed Oddly Bang-able

Built like a tough little Irish kid

Wall-eyed

Liked living beyond her means

Wall-eyed

Florence Harding Totally poisoned her cheatin’ ass husband Warren Eloped with her first husband at age 19; bore an out of wedlock child; and divorced 6 years later Crazy into astrology and quack doctors Only if you’re into crazies

Totally poisoned her cheatin’ ass husband Warren

Eloped with her first husband at age 19; bore an out of wedlock child; and divorced 6 years later

Crazy into astrology and quack doctors

Mary Todd Lincoln Old baby face Suffered from severe depression, anxiety and paranoia An accident threw her from a carriage Her son died Her husband got assassinated Committed to an asylum and tried to commit suicide twice Bad JuJu

Old baby face

Suffered from severe depression, anxiety and paranoia

An accident threw her from a carriage

Her son died

Her husband got assassinated

Committed to an asylum and tried to commit suicide twice

Ida McKinley Looks like Orlando Bloom dressed as an elf Bang-able Sick/Crazy/Heavily sedated invalid

Looks like Orlando Bloom dressed as an elf

Sick/Crazy/Heavily sedated invalid

Dolley Madison Big tits Kicked out of the Quakers Lived at 4 th and Walnut – Good for late night post-Old City booty call Rumored to have had an affair with notorious bootknocker Thomas Jefferson Good in a fire Sign Me Up

Big tits

Kicked out of the Quakers

Lived at 4 th and Walnut – Good for late night post-Old City booty call

Rumored to have had an affair with notorious bootknocker Thomas Jefferson

Good in a fire