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Better Or Worse Than Queen
Better Or Worse Than Queen
Better Or Worse Than Queen
Better Or Worse Than Queen
Better Or Worse Than Queen
Better Or Worse Than Queen
Better Or Worse Than Queen
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  • 1. Better or Worse Than Queen?<br />Better or worse than QUEEN?<br />May<br />Taylor<br />Mercury<br />Deacon<br />
  • 2. vs.<br />Fat Bottomed Girls<br />Baby’s Got Back<br />
  • 3. BETTER<br />Mix-a-lot’s still got it<br />
  • 4. vs.<br />Freddie’s unitard<br />Cornfed tigertard<br />
  • 5. BETTER<br />Chest hair<br />
  • 6. vs.<br />Short mic stand<br />Short leg<br />
  • 7. BETTER<br />God’s fault<br />
  • 8. vs.<br />Brian May<br />Louis XIV<br />
  • 9. BETTER<br />Motherfuckin’ Sun King<br />
  • 10. vs.<br />Farrokh Bulsara<br />Farang Irani<br />
  • 11. BETTER<br />Guy smiley<br />
  • 12. vs.<br />Statue of Freddie in Montreaux, Switzerland<br />Statue of boner guy <br />
  • 13. BETTER<br />I just want to grab it<br />
  • 14. vs.<br />DeNiro, May, Taylor<br />Shit, blood, cum<br />
  • 15. WAY BETTER<br />Sorry about that<br />
  • 16. vs.<br />Roger Taylor dressed as a boy<br />Roger Taylor dressed as a girl<br />
  • 17. 100% FUCKABLE<br />Not even close<br />
  • 18. vs.<br />Brian May figurine<br />Cobain Unplugged figurine<br />
  • 19. BETTER<br />Biggie Doll<br />
  • 20. vs.<br />Queen’s Bicycle Race Video<br />Manayunk Bike Race<br />
  • 21. BETTER<br />You might see Gregg Gethard throw up on a grill<br />
  • 22. vs.<br />Freddie petting a cat<br />Tom Waits fishing<br />
  • 23. BETTER<br />Nothing could be more worse than Tom Waits, his dumb singing voice, and his stupid old clothes<br />
  • 24. vs.<br />Queen’s Flash Gordon Soundtrack<br />ELO’s Xanadu Soundtrack<br />
  • 25. FORGIVENESS GRANTED<br />Good cocaine costs real money<br />
  • 26. vs.<br />Moet et Chandon<br />in a pretty cabinet <br />Ponies in a bucket<br />
  • 27. BETTER<br />Ponies: the lowest form of human consumption<br />
  • 28. vs.<br />Crazy Little Thing Called Love <br />Crazy little thing called necrosis<br />
  • 29. BETTER<br />Don’t care for that song<br />
  • 30. vs.<br />A middle aged woman dreaming about Freddie’s stache<br />A middle aged woman wishing she could fuck a horse<br />
  • 31. BETTER<br />Horses sometimes like fucking people to death<br />
  • 32. vs.<br />Queen topless<br />Pit bottomless<br />
  • 33. BETTER<br />I would let these guys run a train on me before I went to Finnigan’s Wake<br />
  • 34. vs.<br />Michael Jackson with a total hard on for Freddie<br />Michael Jackson with a total hard on for balloons<br />
  • 35. BETTER<br />Just look at the camera, kid<br />
  • 36. vs.<br />Freddie look-a-like 1<br />Freddie look-a-like 2<br />
  • 37. BETTER<br />More murderous<br />
  • 38. vs.<br />Paul Stanley making Brian May feel super uncomfortable<br />Paul Stanley making me feel super uncomfortable<br />
  • 39. BETTER<br />Leave me alone, Paul Stanley<br />
  • 40. vs.<br />Freddie pretending to like chicks<br />Me, honestly, liking the movie White Chicks<br />
  • 41. BETTER<br />Sequel in development!<br />
  • 42. vs.<br />Freddie Mercury Shoes<br />Iron Maiden Tie<br />
  • 43. DEAD EVEN<br />Please don’t make me choose<br />
  • 44. vs.<br />John Deacon’s weird 80s hairdo<br />All natural sea sponge<br />
  • 45. BETTER<br />Doesn’t smell like cigarettes and the last groupie left<br />
  • 46. vs.<br />Eye sash<br />Eye nipples<br />
  • 47. BETTER<br />I guess, sorta<br />
  • 48. vs.<br />Queen on the cover of Music Life magazine<br />Steve Guttenberg on the cover of Playgirl magazine<br />
  • 49. BETTER<br />Doesn’t have Steve Guttenberg’s baby bald nutsac in it <br />
  • 50. vs.<br />The Basslines in “Under Pressure” and “Another One Bites the Dust”<br />World peace<br />
  • 51. BETTER<br />Basslines are forever<br />
  • 52. vs.<br />Listening to “Bohemian Rhapsody” all the way through<br />Getting your dick slammed in a door<br />
  • 53. BETTER<br />Just barely<br />

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