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Better Or Worse Than Queen

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    • Better or Worse Than Queen?
      Better or worse than QUEEN?
      May
      Taylor
      Mercury
      Deacon
    • vs.
      Fat Bottomed Girls
      Baby’s Got Back
    • BETTER
      Mix-a-lot’s still got it
    • vs.
      Freddie’s unitard
      Cornfed tigertard
    • BETTER
      Chest hair
    • vs.
      Short mic stand
      Short leg
    • BETTER
      God’s fault
    • vs.
      Brian May
      Louis XIV
    • BETTER
      Motherfuckin’ Sun King
    • vs.
      Farrokh Bulsara
      Farang Irani
    • BETTER
      Guy smiley
    • vs.
      Statue of Freddie in Montreaux, Switzerland
      Statue of boner guy
    • BETTER
      I just want to grab it
    • vs.
      DeNiro, May, Taylor
      Shit, blood, cum
    • WAY BETTER
      Sorry about that
    • vs.
      Roger Taylor dressed as a boy
      Roger Taylor dressed as a girl
    • 100% FUCKABLE
      Not even close
    • vs.
      Brian May figurine
      Cobain Unplugged figurine
    • BETTER
      Biggie Doll
    • vs.
      Queen’s Bicycle Race Video
      Manayunk Bike Race
    • BETTER
      You might see Gregg Gethard throw up on a grill
    • vs.
      Freddie petting a cat
      Tom Waits fishing
    • BETTER
      Nothing could be more worse than Tom Waits, his dumb singing voice, and his stupid old clothes
    • vs.
      Queen’s Flash Gordon Soundtrack
      ELO’s Xanadu Soundtrack
    • FORGIVENESS GRANTED
      Good cocaine costs real money
    • vs.
      Moet et Chandon
      in a pretty cabinet
      Ponies in a bucket
    • BETTER
      Ponies: the lowest form of human consumption
    • vs.
      Crazy Little Thing Called Love
      Crazy little thing called necrosis
    • BETTER
      Don’t care for that song
    • vs.
      A middle aged woman dreaming about Freddie’s stache
      A middle aged woman wishing she could fuck a horse
    • BETTER
      Horses sometimes like fucking people to death
    • vs.
      Queen topless
      Pit bottomless
    • BETTER
      I would let these guys run a train on me before I went to Finnigan’s Wake
    • vs.
      Michael Jackson with a total hard on for Freddie
      Michael Jackson with a total hard on for balloons
    • BETTER
      Just look at the camera, kid
    • vs.
      Freddie look-a-like 1
      Freddie look-a-like 2
    • BETTER
      More murderous
    • vs.
      Paul Stanley making Brian May feel super uncomfortable
      Paul Stanley making me feel super uncomfortable
    • BETTER
      Leave me alone, Paul Stanley
    • vs.
      Freddie pretending to like chicks
      Me, honestly, liking the movie White Chicks
    • BETTER
      Sequel in development!
    • vs.
      Freddie Mercury Shoes
      Iron Maiden Tie
    • DEAD EVEN
      Please don’t make me choose
    • vs.
      John Deacon’s weird 80s hairdo
      All natural sea sponge
    • BETTER
      Doesn’t smell like cigarettes and the last groupie left
    • vs.
      Eye sash
      Eye nipples
    • BETTER
      I guess, sorta
    • vs.
      Queen on the cover of Music Life magazine
      Steve Guttenberg on the cover of Playgirl magazine
    • BETTER
      Doesn’t have Steve Guttenberg’s baby bald nutsac in it
    • vs.
      The Basslines in “Under Pressure” and “Another One Bites the Dust”
      World peace
    • BETTER
      Basslines are forever
    • vs.
      Listening to “Bohemian Rhapsody” all the way through
      Getting your dick slammed in a door
    • BETTER
      Just barely