Better or Worse Than Queen?<br />Better or worse than QUEEN?<br />May<br />Taylor<br />Mercury<br />Deacon<br />
vs.<br />Fat Bottomed Girls<br />Baby’s Got Back<br />
BETTER<br />Mix-a-lot’s still got it<br />
vs.<br />Freddie’s unitard<br />Cornfed tigertard<br />
BETTER<br />Chest hair<br />
vs.<br />Short mic stand<br />Short leg<br />
BETTER<br />God’s fault<br />
vs.<br />Brian May<br />Louis XIV<br />
BETTER<br />Motherfuckin’ Sun King<br />
vs.<br />Farrokh Bulsara<br />Farang Irani<br />
BETTER<br />Guy smiley<br />
vs.<br />Statue of Freddie in Montreaux, Switzerland<br />Statue of boner guy <br />
BETTER<br />I just want to grab it<br />
vs.<br />DeNiro, May, Taylor<br />Shit, blood, cum<br />
WAY BETTER<br />Sorry about that<br />
vs.<br />Roger Taylor dressed as a boy<br />Roger Taylor dressed as a girl<br />
100% FUCKABLE<br />Not even close<br />
vs.<br />Brian May figurine<br />Cobain Unplugged figurine<br />
BETTER<br />Biggie Doll<br />
vs.<br />Queen’s Bicycle Race Video<br />Manayunk Bike Race<br />
BETTER<br />You might see Gregg Gethard throw up on a grill<br />
vs.<br />Freddie petting a cat<br />Tom Waits fishing<br />
BETTER<br />Nothing could be more worse than Tom Waits, his dumb singing voice, and his stupid old clothes<br />
vs.<br />Queen’s Flash Gordon Soundtrack<br />ELO’s Xanadu Soundtrack<br />
FORGIVENESS GRANTED<br />Good cocaine costs real money<br />
vs.<br />Moet et Chandon<br />in a pretty cabinet <br />Ponies in a bucket<br />
BETTER<br />Ponies: the lowest form of human consumption<br />
vs.<br />Crazy Little Thing Called Love <br />Crazy little thing called necrosis<br />
BETTER<br />Don’t care for that song<br />
vs.<br />A middle aged woman dreaming about Freddie’s stache<br />A middle aged woman wishing she could fuck a horse<br />
BETTER<br />Horses sometimes like fucking people to death<br />
vs.<br />Queen topless<br />Pit bottomless<br />
BETTER<br />I would let these guys run a train on me before I went to Finnigan’s Wake<br />
vs.<br />Michael Jackson with a total hard on for Freddie<br />Michael Jackson with a total hard on for  balloons<br />
BETTER<br />Just look at the camera, kid<br />
vs.<br />Freddie look-a-like 1<br />Freddie look-a-like 2<br />
BETTER<br />More murderous<br />
vs.<br />Paul Stanley making Brian May feel super uncomfortable<br />Paul Stanley making me feel super uncomfortable<br />
BETTER<br />Leave me alone, Paul Stanley<br />
vs.<br />Freddie pretending to like chicks<br />Me, honestly, liking the movie White Chicks<br />
BETTER<br />Sequel in development!<br />
vs.<br />Freddie Mercury Shoes<br />Iron Maiden Tie<br />
DEAD EVEN<br />Please don’t make me choose<br />
vs.<br />John Deacon’s weird 80s hairdo<br />All natural sea sponge<br />
BETTER<br />Doesn’t smell like cigarettes and the last groupie left<br />
vs.<br />Eye sash<br />Eye nipples<br />
BETTER<br />I guess, sorta<br />
vs.<br />Queen on the cover of Music Life magazine<br />Steve Guttenberg on the cover of Playgirl magazine<br />
BETTER<br />Doesn’t have Steve Guttenberg’s baby bald nutsac in it <br />
vs.<br />The Basslines in “Under Pressure” and “Another One Bites the Dust”<br />World peace<br />
BETTER<br />Basslines are forever<br />
vs.<br />Listening to “Bohemian Rhapsody” all the way through<br />Getting your dick slammed in a door<br />
BETTER<br />Just barely<br />
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  1. 1. Better or Worse Than Queen?<br />Better or worse than QUEEN?<br />May<br />Taylor<br />Mercury<br />Deacon<br />
  2. 2. vs.<br />Fat Bottomed Girls<br />Baby’s Got Back<br />
  3. 3. BETTER<br />Mix-a-lot’s still got it<br />
  4. 4. vs.<br />Freddie’s unitard<br />Cornfed tigertard<br />
  5. 5. BETTER<br />Chest hair<br />
  6. 6. vs.<br />Short mic stand<br />Short leg<br />
  7. 7. BETTER<br />God’s fault<br />
  8. 8. vs.<br />Brian May<br />Louis XIV<br />
  9. 9. BETTER<br />Motherfuckin’ Sun King<br />
  10. 10. vs.<br />Farrokh Bulsara<br />Farang Irani<br />
  11. 11. BETTER<br />Guy smiley<br />
  12. 12. vs.<br />Statue of Freddie in Montreaux, Switzerland<br />Statue of boner guy <br />
  13. 13. BETTER<br />I just want to grab it<br />
  14. 14. vs.<br />DeNiro, May, Taylor<br />Shit, blood, cum<br />
  15. 15. WAY BETTER<br />Sorry about that<br />
  16. 16. vs.<br />Roger Taylor dressed as a boy<br />Roger Taylor dressed as a girl<br />
  17. 17. 100% FUCKABLE<br />Not even close<br />
  18. 18. vs.<br />Brian May figurine<br />Cobain Unplugged figurine<br />
  19. 19. BETTER<br />Biggie Doll<br />
  20. 20. vs.<br />Queen’s Bicycle Race Video<br />Manayunk Bike Race<br />
  21. 21. BETTER<br />You might see Gregg Gethard throw up on a grill<br />
  22. 22. vs.<br />Freddie petting a cat<br />Tom Waits fishing<br />
  23. 23. BETTER<br />Nothing could be more worse than Tom Waits, his dumb singing voice, and his stupid old clothes<br />
  24. 24. vs.<br />Queen’s Flash Gordon Soundtrack<br />ELO’s Xanadu Soundtrack<br />
  25. 25. FORGIVENESS GRANTED<br />Good cocaine costs real money<br />
  26. 26. vs.<br />Moet et Chandon<br />in a pretty cabinet <br />Ponies in a bucket<br />
  27. 27. BETTER<br />Ponies: the lowest form of human consumption<br />
  28. 28. vs.<br />Crazy Little Thing Called Love <br />Crazy little thing called necrosis<br />
  29. 29. BETTER<br />Don’t care for that song<br />
  30. 30. vs.<br />A middle aged woman dreaming about Freddie’s stache<br />A middle aged woman wishing she could fuck a horse<br />
  31. 31. BETTER<br />Horses sometimes like fucking people to death<br />
  32. 32. vs.<br />Queen topless<br />Pit bottomless<br />
  33. 33. BETTER<br />I would let these guys run a train on me before I went to Finnigan’s Wake<br />
  34. 34. vs.<br />Michael Jackson with a total hard on for Freddie<br />Michael Jackson with a total hard on for balloons<br />
  35. 35. BETTER<br />Just look at the camera, kid<br />
  36. 36. vs.<br />Freddie look-a-like 1<br />Freddie look-a-like 2<br />
  37. 37. BETTER<br />More murderous<br />
  38. 38. vs.<br />Paul Stanley making Brian May feel super uncomfortable<br />Paul Stanley making me feel super uncomfortable<br />
  39. 39. BETTER<br />Leave me alone, Paul Stanley<br />
  40. 40. vs.<br />Freddie pretending to like chicks<br />Me, honestly, liking the movie White Chicks<br />
  41. 41. BETTER<br />Sequel in development!<br />
  42. 42. vs.<br />Freddie Mercury Shoes<br />Iron Maiden Tie<br />
  43. 43. DEAD EVEN<br />Please don’t make me choose<br />
  44. 44. vs.<br />John Deacon’s weird 80s hairdo<br />All natural sea sponge<br />
  45. 45. BETTER<br />Doesn’t smell like cigarettes and the last groupie left<br />
  46. 46. vs.<br />Eye sash<br />Eye nipples<br />
  47. 47. BETTER<br />I guess, sorta<br />
  48. 48. vs.<br />Queen on the cover of Music Life magazine<br />Steve Guttenberg on the cover of Playgirl magazine<br />
  49. 49. BETTER<br />Doesn’t have Steve Guttenberg’s baby bald nutsac in it <br />
  50. 50. vs.<br />The Basslines in “Under Pressure” and “Another One Bites the Dust”<br />World peace<br />
  51. 51. BETTER<br />Basslines are forever<br />
  52. 52. vs.<br />Listening to “Bohemian Rhapsody” all the way through<br />Getting your dick slammed in a door<br />
  53. 53. BETTER<br />Just barely<br />
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