HANK IS 18!!!!!
A Powerpoint of Sisterly Advice <ul><li>Drugs </li></ul><ul><li>Sex </li></ul><ul><li>Rock and Roll (College Life) </li></ul>
DRUGS!!!! Don’t let Lindsay Lohan happen to you.
Alcohol <ul><li>Alcohol first acts as a stimulant, and then it makes people feel relaxed and a bit sleepy.  </li></ul><ul>...
I won’t tell you not to drink, but drink responsibly.  This means: <ul><li>There’s NOTHING wrong with waiting until you’re...
Marijuana <ul><li>Marijuana can affect mood and coordination.  </li></ul><ul><li>Marijuana also elevates heart rate and bl...
DO NOT SMOKE POT. <ul><li>One started out hot and by the time he graduated (it took him 8 years to get his bachelors degre...
Prescription Drug Abuse <ul><li>Can cause the blood pressure to drop, as well as cause memory loss, drowsiness, dizziness,...
DO NOT ABUSE MEDS
SEX!!!! Don’t let Lindsay Lohan happen to you.
Safe Sex or Save Sex? <ul><li>There is no such thing as “safe sex”.  Using Condoms and/or birth control is only risk reduc...
Safe Sex or Save Sex? <ul><li>Condoms fail 20% of the time. </li></ul><ul><li>If a person has sex 10 times, 2 of those tim...
Denial
<ul><li>80% of all pregnancies are accidental.  </li></ul><ul><li>Condoms fail.  Birth control fails.  There is no such th...
Safe Sex or Save Sex? <ul><li>Condoms only reduce the risk of HIV by 85%.  </li></ul><ul><li>Condoms only reduce the risk ...
Safe Sex or Save Sex? <ul><li>HPV, Syphilis, and Herpes are transmitted through bodily fluids AND skin-to-skin contact.  <...
Oral Sex and Anal Sex <ul><li>There is no research on condoms preventing STDs in cases of oral sex and anal sex.  </li></u...
Incurable STDs <ul><li>STDs such as HPV, HIV, Hepatitis, and Herpes never go away.  </li></ul><ul><li>There is no cure.  T...
Most STDs Don’t have Symptoms <ul><li>The majority of Sexually Transmitted Diseases have no signs or symptoms.  </li></ul>...
It Takes a Man to be a Father <ul><li>Fathers of children born to teen mothers are more likely than other fathers to exper...
It Takes a Man to be a Father <ul><li>Compared to older fathers, teen fathers are </li></ul><ul><li>less likely to have pl...
Love is blind.  your hottie could be a whore.
How can unintended pregnancy and STDs be avoided? <ul><li>Having sex in marriage.   </li></ul>
Sex is meant for Marriage <ul><li>Marriage comes before sex, not sex before marriage. </li></ul><ul><li>The only “safe sex...
ROCK AND ROLL!!!! (College Life) See how much better she looks in school?
Go to Class <ul><li>I’ve never met a person who failed a class in which they attended every session. </li></ul><ul><li>In ...
Some Final College Tips <ul><li>Going places in a group is always a good idea. </li></ul><ul><li>Even grown men can disapp...
Always Remember <ul><li>Your sister loves you. </li></ul><ul><li>If you ever get taken to jail you can call me and I will ...
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  1. 1. HANK IS 18!!!!!
  2. 2. A Powerpoint of Sisterly Advice <ul><li>Drugs </li></ul><ul><li>Sex </li></ul><ul><li>Rock and Roll (College Life) </li></ul>
  3. 3. DRUGS!!!! Don’t let Lindsay Lohan happen to you.
  4. 4. Alcohol <ul><li>Alcohol first acts as a stimulant, and then it makes people feel relaxed and a bit sleepy. </li></ul><ul><li>High doses of alcohol seriously affect judgment and coordination. </li></ul><ul><li>Large volumes of alcohol drunk in a short period of time may cause alcohol poisoning. </li></ul>
  5. 5. I won’t tell you not to drink, but drink responsibly. This means: <ul><li>There’s NOTHING wrong with waiting until you’re 21 to drink. Jeff managed it so you can too. </li></ul><ul><li>Know your limit. </li></ul><ul><li>Eat when you drink. </li></ul><ul><li>DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. </li></ul>
  6. 6. Marijuana <ul><li>Marijuana can affect mood and coordination. </li></ul><ul><li>Marijuana also elevates heart rate and blood pressure. Some people get red eyes and feel very sleepy or hungry. The drug can also make some people paranoid or cause them to hallucinate. </li></ul><ul><li>Marijuana is as tough on the lungs as cigarettes — steady smokers suffer coughs, wheezing, and frequent colds. </li></ul>
  7. 7. DO NOT SMOKE POT. <ul><li>One started out hot and by the time he graduated (it took him 8 years to get his bachelors degree) he was gargantuanly fat and ugly. True story. </li></ul><ul><li>One started out brilliant. He has his degree in marketing from OSU but he works at Burger King. He can’t keep a job for more than a few months at a time. </li></ul><ul><li>One failed out of college and now lives with his parents in Jackson. He will NEVER LEAVE. He had his license taken away and he WALKS to his job at PONDEROSA where he changes out foods on the buffet. They won’t even let him be a waiter. </li></ul>I had three friends in college who smoked pot regularly. Here’s what happened.
  8. 8. Prescription Drug Abuse <ul><li>Can cause the blood pressure to drop, as well as cause memory loss, drowsiness, dizziness, and an upset stomach. </li></ul><ul><li>Uppers pump up heart rate, breathing, and blood pressure, and they can also cause sweating, shaking, headaches, sleeplessness, and blurred vision. </li></ul><ul><li>Prolonged use may cause hallucinations and intense paranoia. </li></ul>
  9. 9. DO NOT ABUSE MEDS
  10. 10. SEX!!!! Don’t let Lindsay Lohan happen to you.
  11. 11. Safe Sex or Save Sex? <ul><li>There is no such thing as “safe sex”. Using Condoms and/or birth control is only risk reduction. </li></ul><ul><li>Even while using a condom and/or birth control a person can still get someone pregnant or contract an STD. </li></ul><ul><li>Every time you have sex, you are at risk even if you use protection. </li></ul><ul><li>Not having sex is 100% effective in preventing pregnancy and STDs </li></ul>
  12. 12. Safe Sex or Save Sex? <ul><li>Condoms fail 20% of the time. </li></ul><ul><li>If a person has sex 10 times, 2 of those times will result in pregnancy. </li></ul><ul><li>If a person has sex 5 times, 1 of those times will result in pregnancy. </li></ul><ul><li>The average child support payment is $350 a month. </li></ul>
  13. 13. Denial
  14. 14. <ul><li>80% of all pregnancies are accidental. </li></ul><ul><li>Condoms fail. Birth control fails. There is no such thing as “safe sex”. </li></ul>
  15. 15. Safe Sex or Save Sex? <ul><li>Condoms only reduce the risk of HIV by 85%. </li></ul><ul><li>Condoms only reduce the risk of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, and Syphilis by 50% </li></ul><ul><li>There is no conclusive evidence for condom effectiveness against transmission of HPV, the most common sexually transmitted disease. </li></ul><ul><li>Condoms are only risk reduction; not risk elimination. </li></ul>
  16. 16. Safe Sex or Save Sex? <ul><li>HPV, Syphilis, and Herpes are transmitted through bodily fluids AND skin-to-skin contact. </li></ul><ul><li>Condoms are not effective in preventing HPV, Syphilis, and Herpes from being transmitted through skin contact. </li></ul>
  17. 17. Oral Sex and Anal Sex <ul><li>There is no research on condoms preventing STDs in cases of oral sex and anal sex. </li></ul><ul><li>Certain strains of Gonorrhea love the throat. </li></ul><ul><li>There is no such thing as “safe sex” condoms and birth control are only risk reduction. </li></ul>
  18. 18. Incurable STDs <ul><li>STDs such as HPV, HIV, Hepatitis, and Herpes never go away. </li></ul><ul><li>There is no cure. They are a lifelong illness. </li></ul>Women don’t find STDs sexy
  19. 19. Most STDs Don’t have Symptoms <ul><li>The majority of Sexually Transmitted Diseases have no signs or symptoms. </li></ul><ul><li>If you have an STD or if your girlfriend does, neither of you would know. </li></ul>
  20. 20. It Takes a Man to be a Father <ul><li>Fathers of children born to teen mothers are more likely than other fathers to experience: </li></ul><ul><li>• Decreased earnings </li></ul><ul><li>• Less education • Depression </li></ul>
  21. 21. It Takes a Man to be a Father <ul><li>Compared to older fathers, teen fathers are </li></ul><ul><li>less likely to have plans for a future job </li></ul><ul><li>more likely to have anxiety </li></ul><ul><li>more likely to be homeless or in an unstable household </li></ul>
  22. 22. Love is blind. your hottie could be a whore.
  23. 23. How can unintended pregnancy and STDs be avoided? <ul><li>Having sex in marriage. </li></ul>
  24. 24. Sex is meant for Marriage <ul><li>Marriage comes before sex, not sex before marriage. </li></ul><ul><li>The only “safe sex” is sex after marriage. </li></ul><ul><li>You’ll never regret waiting until marriage for sex. </li></ul><ul><li>You’ll always regret sex with your ex’s. </li></ul>
  25. 25. ROCK AND ROLL!!!! (College Life) See how much better she looks in school?
  26. 26. Go to Class <ul><li>I’ve never met a person who failed a class in which they attended every session. </li></ul><ul><li>In college teachers don’t give a crap why you missed. You’re paying to be there and outside of that they don’t care. </li></ul><ul><li>Attendance is often a big part of your final grade. </li></ul>
  27. 27. Some Final College Tips <ul><li>Going places in a group is always a good idea. </li></ul><ul><li>Even grown men can disappear. </li></ul><ul><li>Never flash loads of money at the ATM or in a grocery store. </li></ul><ul><li>Public urination can get you arrested for indecent exposure as well. </li></ul><ul><li>The later you stay up studying, the harder it is to get up the next day for class. Study in the afternoon. </li></ul>
  28. 28. Always Remember <ul><li>Your sister loves you. </li></ul><ul><li>If you ever get taken to jail you can call me and I will bail you out. </li></ul><ul><li>There is nothing you could ever do that would make me love you less. </li></ul><ul><li>You are a GOOD boy and I’m proud of you. </li></ul>

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