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For Men And Women

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  • 1. Have your speakers on and tap your toes! Honouring Our Glorious Women
  • 2. Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
  • 3. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown)
  • 4. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
  • 5. I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-
  • 6. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-
  • 7. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-
  • 8. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-
  • 9. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-
  • 10. Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-
  • 11. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-
  • 12. The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-
  • 13. Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-
  • 14. Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-
  • 15. Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-
  • 16. I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-
  • 17. If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-
  • 18. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-
  • 19. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-
  • 20. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
  • 21. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-
  • 22. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-
  • 23. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-
  • 24. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
  • 25. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-
  • 26. Send this to five bright women you know and make their day. Every woman I know is bright -- so I am sending this to several more!!!

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