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  • 1. Mind less Thoughts If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
  • 2.
    • Practice makes perfect.....
    • But nobody's perfect......
    • so why practice?
  • 3.
    • If it's true that we are here to help others,
    • then, what exactly are the others here for?
  • 4.
    • Since light travels faster than sound,
    • people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • 5.
    • Money is not everything.
    • There's Mastercard & Visa.
  • 6.
    • One should love animals.
    • They are so tasty.
  • 7.
    • Save water.
    • Shower with your girlfriend.
  • 8.
    • Love thy neighbor.
    • But don't get caught.
  • 9.
    • Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
    • And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  • 10.
    • Every man should marry.
    • After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  • 11.
    • The wise never marry.
    • and when they marry they become otherwise.
  • 12.
    • Love is photogenic
    • It needs darkness to develop
  • 13.
    • Children in backseats cause accidents
    • Accidents in backseats cause children
  • 14.
    • "Your future depends on your dreams"
    • So go to sleep
  • 15.
    • There should be a better way to start a day
    • than waking up every morning
  • 16.
    • "Hard work never killed anybody"
    • But why take the risk !
  • 17.
    • "Work fascinates me"
    • I can look at it for hours !
  • 18.
    • God made relatives;
    • Thank God we can choose our friends.
  • 19.
    • When two's company,
    • three's the result !
  • 20.
    • A dress is like a barbed fence
    • It protects the premises without restricting the view
  • 21.
    • The more you learn, the more you know,
    • The more you know, the more you forget
    • The more you forget, the less you know
    • So.. why learn.