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Definitions Of Designations

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  • 1. What different roles mean .
  • 2.
    • Project Manager –
    • is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
  • 3.
    • Developer -
    • is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  • 4.
    • On-site Coordinator-
    • is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  • 5.
    • Client-
    • is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
  • 6.
    • Marketing Manager-
    • is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
  • 7.
    • Resource Optimization Team -
    • thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
  • 8.
    • Documentation Team -
    • thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
  • 9.
    • Quality Auditor -
    • is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
  • 10.
    • Tester -
    • is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
  • 11.
    • HR Manager -
    • is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can
    • deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!