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Definitions Of Designations
Definitions Of Designations
Definitions Of Designations
Definitions Of Designations
Definitions Of Designations
Definitions Of Designations
Definitions Of Designations
Definitions Of Designations
Definitions Of Designations
Definitions Of Designations
Definitions Of Designations
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Definitions Of Designations

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  • 1. What different roles mean .
  • 2.
    • Project Manager –
    • is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
  • 3.
    • Developer -
    • is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  • 4.
    • On-site Coordinator-
    • is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  • 5.
    • Client-
    • is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
  • 6.
    • Marketing Manager-
    • is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
  • 7.
    • Resource Optimization Team -
    • thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
  • 8.
    • Documentation Team -
    • thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
  • 9.
    • Quality Auditor -
    • is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
  • 10.
    • Tester -
    • is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
  • 11.
    • HR Manager -
    • is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can
    • deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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