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    Definitions Of Designations Definitions Of Designations Presentation Transcript

    • What different roles mean .
      • Project Manager –
      • is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
      • Developer -
      • is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
      • On-site Coordinator-
      • is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
      • Client-
      • is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
      • Marketing Manager-
      • is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
      • Resource Optimization Team -
      • thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
      • Documentation Team -
      • thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
      • Quality Auditor -
      • is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
      • Tester -
      • is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
      • HR Manager -
      • is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can
      • deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!