Definitions Of Designations

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5 comments

+ guest339c9 10 months ago
This is the dumbest way to define designations in a software company - I am curious to know your designation.
+ mrityunjay kumar 11 months ago
like it
+ Self Creation 11 months ago
Great explanation of different designation, the perception really count.
+ fachat 11 months ago
a great way to describe the roles in a company...
+ Nikhil Arora 11 months ago
Nice one :))

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What different roles mean .
- Project Manager –
- is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
- Developer -
- is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
- On-site Coordinator-
- is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
- Client-
- is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
- Marketing Manager-
- is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
- Resource Optimization Team -
- thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
- Documentation Team -
- thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
- Quality Auditor -
- is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
- Tester -
- is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
- HR Manager -
- is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can
- deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!