Checkup

Slide 1:I went to the Lord’ Clinic to have my routine check-up and I confirmed I was ill:

Slide 2:When Jesus took my blood pressure, He saw I was low in tenderness.

Slide 3:When he read my temperature, the thermometer registered 40º of anxiety

Slide 4: He ran an electrocardiogram and found that I needed several “love bypasses” since my arteries were blocked with loneliness and could not provide for an empty heart. Me hizo un electrocardiograma y el diagnóstico fue que necesitaba varios by pases de amor, porque mis arterias estaban bloqueadas de soledad y no abastecían a mi corazón vacío.

Slide 5:I went to orthopedics, because I could not walk by my brother’s side and I could not hug my friends, since I had fractured myself when tripping with envy.

Slide 6: También me encontró mio