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    • Men Vs. Women Finally, a Set of rules for you ladies We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all “ numbered 1” ON PURPOSE!
      • Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.  
      • Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
      • Crying is blackmail.
      • Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one : Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!  
      • Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
      • Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
      • A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.  
      • Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
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      • If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
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      • Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
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      • U have too many shoes.
      • No U really do have too many shoes.
      • BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
      • Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's camping.