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Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!
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Men's RULES, Very IMPORTANT!!!

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A collection of some very nice men's rules....

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  • MAUVE????????
    i really don't know that,is it another fruit or what?
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  • hello dear
    Nice to meet you My name is miss Helen. am a young girl I was impressed when i saw your profile today and i will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. In addition, i will like you to reply me through my e-mail address(helenabirity@yahoo.com) so that i will give you my picture of you to know whom i am, please i will like to tell you how much interested i am in knowing more about you, i think we can start from here and share our feelings together as one. please contact me back with my mail address Thanks waiting to hear from you dear.yours new friend (helenabirity@yahoo.com)
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  • Hello
    my name is Queen
    i saw your profile today and became interested in you, i will like to know you the more, and i want you to send an email to my mail so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. Here is my email address [jobe.queen@yahoo.com] I believe we can move from here. I am waiting for your reply in my mail don't send it in the site.
    [Remember the distance or color does not matter but love matters allot in life]
    [jobe.queen@yahoo.com]
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  • My name is Gift richard . i went through your profile today on and became intrested ,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send me an email to my email address so i tell you more about myself and a picture for you to know whom i am,Here is my email
    (giftrichard92@yahoo.co.uk) i believe we can move from here!I am waiting for your mail to my email address above,(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)hoping to read from you
    miss Gift(giftrichard92@yahoo.co.uk)
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  • 1. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules  from the male side.
  • 2. These are our rules:
    • Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
  • 3. 1.
    • Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
  • 4. 1.
    • Crying is blackmail.
  • 5. 1.
    • Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
    • Subtle hints do not work!
    • Strong hints do not work!
    • Obvious hints do not work!
    • JUST SAY IT!
  • 6. 1.
    • ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
  • 7. 1.
    • Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
  • 8. 1.
    • A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor
  • 9. 1.
    • Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
  • 10. 1.
    • If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
  • 11. 1.
    • If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
  • 12. 1.
    • You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
    • Not both
    • If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
  • 13. 1.
    • Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
  • 14. 1.
    • Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
  • 15. 1.
    • ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
    • Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
    • We have no idea what mauve is.
  • 16. 1.
    • If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
  • 17. 1.
    • If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
  • 18. 1.
    • If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
  • 19. 1.
    • When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
  • 20. 1.
    • You have enough clothes
  • 21. 1.
    • You have too many shoes
  • 22. 1.
    • I am in shape. Round is a shape.
  • 23. 1.
    • Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
    • couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
  • 24. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
  • 25. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education

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