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  1. 1. Ø If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  2. 2. Ø Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
  3. 3. Ø If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  4. 4. Ø If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehehe......
  5. 5. Ø Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? OOpps...
  6. 6. Ø Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  7. 7. Ø If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
  8. 8. Ø Why is it called building when it is already built?
  9. 9. Ø If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
  10. 10. Ø If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
  11. 11. Ø If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
  12. 12. Ø If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  13. 13. Ø If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???
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