For the World\'s Greatest Mother!!!

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The 25 Reasons to Thank Your Mother!!! A powerpoint dedication to our mother - who is, albeit, a bit crazy, but still awesome. We love her to bits and pieces. Happy Mother\'s Day, Mom. :]

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For the World\'s Greatest Mother!!!

  1. 1. 25 Reasons to Thank Your Mother!!!<br />Happy Mother’s Day!!! <br />We love you!!!<br />
  2. 2. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE!!!<br />“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just cleaned the carpet.”<br />
  3. 3. My mother taught me RELIGION!!!<br />“You better pray that will come out of the carpet!”<br />
  4. 4. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL!!!<br />“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”<br />
  5. 5. My mother taught me LOGIC!!!<br />“Because I said so, that’s why.”<br />
  6. 6. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC!!!<br />“If you fall out of that tree and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me!”<br />
  7. 7. My mother taught me FORESIGHT!!!<br />“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”<br />
  8. 8. My mother taught me IRONY!!!<br />“Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about!”<br />
  9. 9. My mother taught me ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS!!!<br />“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”<br />
  10. 10. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM!!!<br />“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”<br />
  11. 11. My mother taught me about STAMINA!!!<br />“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone!”<br />
  12. 12. My mother taught me about WEATHER!!!<br />“This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it!”<br />
  13. 13. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY!!!<br />“I told you once, I told you a thousand times. Don’t exaggerate!”<br />
  14. 14. My mother taught me about THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!<br />“I brought you into this world and I can take you out!”<br />
  15. 15. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION!!!<br />“Stop acting like your father!”<br />
  16. 16. My mother taught me about ENVY!!!<br />“There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”<br />
  17. 17. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION!!!<br />“Just wait until we get home…”<br />
  18. 18. My mother taught me about RECEIVING!!!<br />“You’re going to get it when we get home!”<br />
  19. 19. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE!!!<br />“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.”<br />
  20. 20. My mother taught me about ESP!!!<br />“Put your sweater on! Don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”<br />
  21. 21. My mother taught me HUMOR!!!<br />“When the lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”<br />
  22. 22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT!!!<br />“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”<br />
  23. 23. My mother taught me GENETICS!!!<br />“You’re just like your father.”<br />
  24. 24. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS!!!<br />“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”<br />
  25. 25. My mother taught me about WISDOM!!!<br />“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”<br />
  26. 26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE!!!<br />“One day, when you get your own house, I’m going to come in and jump on the furniture, leave the fridge open and mess with the thermostat!”<br />
  27. 27. Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!!!<br />Mothers and daughtersWere daughters and mothersNot so long ago.We give and takeAnd take and giveAlong time's endless row.Love is passedAnd love receivedTo be passed on again:A precious heirloomTwice, twice blessed,A spiritual cardigan.<br />I'll put it onAnd treasure it,The me I have received,And when the rolesReverse again,I'll have what I most need.<br />So may our loveGo on and on,A hundred thousand years;Mothers and daughters,Daughters and mothers,Through joys and other tears.<br />Thomas<br />Love,<br />Nicole<br />Emily<br />

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