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The 25 Reasons to Thank Your Mother!!! A powerpoint dedication to our mother - who is, albeit, a bit crazy, but still awesome. We love her to bits and pieces. Happy Mother\'s Day, Mom. :]

The 25 Reasons to Thank Your Mother!!! A powerpoint dedication to our mother - who is, albeit, a bit crazy, but still awesome. We love her to bits and pieces. Happy Mother\'s Day, Mom. :]

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    For the World\'s Greatest Mother!!! For the World\'s Greatest Mother!!! Presentation Transcript

    • 25 Reasons to Thank Your Mother!!!
      Happy Mother’s Day!!!
      We love you!!!
    • My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE!!!
      “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just cleaned the carpet.”
    • My mother taught me RELIGION!!!
      “You better pray that will come out of the carpet!”
    • My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL!!!
      “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
    • My mother taught me LOGIC!!!
      “Because I said so, that’s why.”
    • My mother taught me MORE LOGIC!!!
      “If you fall out of that tree and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me!”
    • My mother taught me FORESIGHT!!!
      “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
    • My mother taught me IRONY!!!
      “Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about!”
    • My mother taught me ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS!!!
      “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
    • My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM!!!
      “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
    • My mother taught me about STAMINA!!!
      “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone!”
    • My mother taught me about WEATHER!!!
      “This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it!”
    • My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY!!!
      “I told you once, I told you a thousand times. Don’t exaggerate!”
    • My mother taught me about THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!
      “I brought you into this world and I can take you out!”
    • My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION!!!
      “Stop acting like your father!”
    • My mother taught me about ENVY!!!
      “There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”
    • My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION!!!
      “Just wait until we get home…”
    • My mother taught me about RECEIVING!!!
      “You’re going to get it when we get home!”
    • My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE!!!
      “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.”
    • My mother taught me about ESP!!!
      “Put your sweater on! Don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”
    • My mother taught me HUMOR!!!
      “When the lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
    • My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT!!!
      “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
    • My mother taught me GENETICS!!!
      “You’re just like your father.”
    • My mother taught me about MY ROOTS!!!
      “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
    • My mother taught me about WISDOM!!!
      “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
    • My mother taught me about JUSTICE!!!
      “One day, when you get your own house, I’m going to come in and jump on the furniture, leave the fridge open and mess with the thermostat!”
    • Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!!!
      Mothers and daughtersWere daughters and mothersNot so long ago.We give and takeAnd take and giveAlong time's endless row.Love is passedAnd love receivedTo be passed on again:A precious heirloomTwice, twice blessed,A spiritual cardigan.
      I'll put it onAnd treasure it,The me I have received,And when the rolesReverse again,I'll have what I most need.
      So may our loveGo on and on,A hundred thousand years;Mothers and daughters,Daughters and mothers,Through joys and other tears.
      Thomas
      Love,
      Nicole
      Emily