1. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! gulp by Nato

2. One gloomy night there was a spider pirate that was sooooooo nasty.

3. Because he attached a web shooter it was terrifying. Then he made an army which included the dumbest captain in the world. The captain said, Jim come in, Aye, Aye captain said Jim. Jim said but can I please have a gun. No I am not going to give you a gun, you might shoot yourself or you could get killed