And my two adorable companions, Burt and Dizz, who are much as pictured here. In any case, were only here to give you the next chapter of the Squeaky Clean Legacy, which is, um, Squeaky Clean. Only girls inherit, there is only marital WooHoo and only Try For Baby. When we last leN the Goodytwoshoes, they had one son-‐-‐Mor$mer-‐-‐and a lullaby had just rung out. Uh-‐oh.
Thank goodness I dont really live in this charmingly rus$c shack in Pleasantview. But at least its nice and quiet, unlike the Goodytwoshoes place, with, as youll see, seven kids and several cats. There are a few more twists to a Squeaky Clean Legacy: you can only move in someone youre engaged to. You can break an engagement, but not aNer theyve moved in-‐-‐you have to marry them, and you have to stay married. The consequence of breaking these rules? Instant disinheritance! Non-‐heirs living in the house follow the Not Under My Roof rule: they can WooHoo like mad, but only somewhere else, like a photo booth or a hot tub on a community lot. Like I said-‐-‐I dont have to live there.
Early parenthood, and Rosie, our foundress, has fallen asleep in her food. And who can blame her? Shes pregnant and caring for babies and toddlers all the $me. She had a career in show business, but got ﬁred for never showing up. And she is a bit of a dumb blond, Im afraid.
Uh, kid? Kid? Could you please wait $ll you get to the cake to grow up?
Nope, Mor$mer didnt wait $ll he got to the cake, he grew up from toddler to child right aNer geng oﬀ the po2y.
This puts a whole new spin on "growing up well." Mor$mers got his Dads facial features (oh, well) and his Mommys eyes. Six neat points, two shy points, six ac$ve points, ﬁve serious, and six nice points. A pre2y balanced personality, only hes really, really shy.
Well, we cant waste a cake, and Abner is about old enough to be a toddler anyway, so here goes.
And heres Abner! He was such a cute toddler, pity he didnt stay that way.
And Abner grows into a child. ANer Mor$mer, I started to name the kids aNer characters in Al Capps old comic strip "Lil Abner." Ten neat points-‐-‐he cleans up aNer everybody in the house-‐-‐three shy, nine ac$ve points, nine playful, and one single nice point. Hes a grouchy child, though honestly I cant tell un$l they get a li2le older.
Oh, come on, Shane. This cant be that much of a surprise. Its not like you havent seen it before.
Yes, its another baby, and this $me, ﬁnally, its a girl, named Daisie Mae, aNer the heroine of Lil Abner. Good thing, as only a girl can inherit in this family.
This is a pre2y big event-‐-‐Mor$mer grows up into a teenager.
Abner and Miau watch as Mor$mers rear end explodes, annnnd. . .
Happy birthday, Mor$mer!. . .and ewww. Look at those cheeks.
Oh, ewww! His fathers cheeks and lips look even worse on him! Good thing youre not eligible to be the heir. To the mirror with you, young man, and make it snappy.
Well, thats a li2le bit be2er. The stubble hides the chipmunk cheeks.
Sorry, Remington, Im a married woman. Come around next genera$on and well see what we can do.
When Daisie Maes ﬁrst birthday rolled around, there was $me for an actual party.
Sure you dont want to be adopted into the family, Remington?
Right in the middle of the party, and the new female cat, Miau, thinks about how much she hates the mailman.
Daisie Mae celebrates becoming a toddler by immediately loading her pants.
This was an a2empt to have at least one other girl. Twin boys! TWIN BOYS! Of all the ro2en luck! Thats Sam in the background, and Abijah in the front. Abijah Gooch is one of Daisie Maes unsuccessful suitors in Lil Abner. Sam should have been named aNer the other one, Hannibal Hoops, but I couldnt do that to him and named him aNer Marryin Sam instead.
Abner follows the family tradi$on of growing up fresh oﬀ the toilet. Hes also the ﬁrst Fortune Sim in the family.
Whoo-‐hoo! Daisie Mae grows up well! Six neat points, two shy, six ac$ve, ﬁve serious, and six nice points, the same distribu$on as her brother Mor$mer.
Theres our heiress Daisie Mae-‐-‐a nice, well-‐behaved Knowledge Sim, which makes my job easier.
Abijah gets an A+ in school, but no one is around to no$ce.
. . .and double grow-‐up. Thats Abijah on the leN, and Sam on the right. Abijah has the same basic personality as his older brother Abner-‐-‐i.e. maxed-‐out neat, somewhat shy, very playful, very ac$ve, and very, very grouchy: only one nice point. Sam is more like his brother Mor$mer and sister Daisie Mae. The twins are both Knowledge Sims, but this will probably change in college.
For some reason, both Remington and Dominic (the llama mascot) decided to take showers at Daisie Maes birthday party. I guess its a very nice shower.
Whoo. Miau is one grouchy cat. She hates the mailman, she hates Remington, and she deﬁnitely hates Bonkers. And Bonkers hates her right back, so this does not bode well for a Petacy.
Even aNer a lot of marriage and a lot of kids, Rosie s$ll dreams li2le hearts about Shane. Awwww.
Hmm. This is certainly going well. Maybe Remington has a thing for blondes.
Bonkers in mid-‐ﬂip, with Miau in the background.
Miau ran away. Luckily I put collars on all my pets. It was a happy day when Miau was brought home. Doesnt she look smug? But she and Bonkers were such enemies that the Goodytwoshoes put her up for adop$on.
Daisie Mae pain$ng her mom. I like the idea of each new heir pain$ng the previous one.
There it is. . .the portrait of the foundress Rosie Goodytwoshoes, painted by her daughter and heiress Daisie Mae.
Another remodel. Were s$cking with the sugary pink Barbie Dream House theme.
Daisie Mae pain$ng. You can see the portrait of her mother in the background.
I admit it. . .I like Mor$mer. I conjured up a toilet out of thin air, just for him. Eventually it got moved inside, but it ﬁrst appeared so he wouldnt be forced to pee himself.
As the eldest, Mor$mer was the ﬁrst to start skilling away, and the ﬁrst to use Dads new surgical sta$on.
The cats hate the TV and the stereo on, so the TV is outside and the stereo gets turned oﬀ if theyre $red and want to sleep. Yes, the cats rule the house. Its just like real life.
The sad fact about this house is that the cat makes more income than anybody else. Bonkers is in show biz, and he is a star, thank you very much.
Well, of course Ill be your best friend, Remington.
Rosie and Shane ﬂir$ng with all the kids in bed and my hands oﬀ the controls. Aww, you two. Please dont have another baby.
Bonkers was so snobby that aNer trying three diﬀerent girl cats, the Goodytwoshoes put him up for adop$on, too. Heres Shane, blubbering about it. The top earner in the household and they didnt get a dime-‐-‐thats penalty enough, dont you think? And they all miss him, but we need a coopera$ve founding cat.
Dont even think about it, you two. But of course they will, because theyre both family sims and Rosie wants to marry oﬀ six kids.
In what is becoming an all-‐too-‐familiar scene, Rosie heaves again.
Shanes excited about the new baby, but not enough to quit making the bed.
And theres li2le Hopeful, the second girl, on the ﬂoor. Another birthday party with the usual suspects and the oldest boys invited home from college.
Dont be deceived by Hopefuls cuteness. Shes almost preer than her sister, but she is a mean cuss like her brothers Abner and Abijah.
Mor$mer and Abner working out in the gym at Sim State. Their parents met here and if its good enough for their parents, its good enough for them. Mor$mer is even wearing sweats just like his Dads and falling oﬀ the treadmill like his Mom.
I gave up! I gave up! This is Dreamboat, the third girl cat we tried out on Bonkers, and Max, the boy we got for her. They were compa$ble, but my cats would not make friends. This is the only $me I cheated, and it was just to pull the cats rela$onship meter up so we could get this Petacy rolling!
And it worked. . . Dreamboat is thinking about Max. Sweet roman$c dumb girl that she is, sort of like Rosie.
And heres the results. . . two girl ki2ens, Darling and Dearest. Dreamboat seems to be a good cat mom, so far.
Why is this even a ques$on anymore, Rosie? What is this, the sixth? The seventh? Ive lost track. My fault for not leng you age and leng you WooHoo.
Im a real sicko, I know, but this is one of my favorite things, the closest thing The Sims has to yacking up a furball. If only they were colorless and disappeared instantly.
This is the last $me well be seeing this, thank goodness.
Hawkins grows up, exci$ng for him, but the poor thing is the spare of all spares. He cant inherit-‐-‐hes a boy-‐-‐and his mom only wants to marry oﬀ six kids. I have an idea, Hawkins-‐-‐why dont you go look at clouds? Hawkins is named aNer Sadie Hawkins, the woman behind Sadie Hawkins Day. On Sadie Hawkins Day all the fear-‐crazed bachelors take oﬀ a-‐runnin and the marriage-‐crazed wimmin take oﬀ aNer them, and any man they catch has to marry them. Kind of like this Legacy.
So with six of the kids oﬀ to Sim State, the boys and I will take a much-‐earned rest un$l the next chapter of the Squeaky Clean Legacy! Happy simming!