The Squeaky Clean Legacy: Chapter 17.5
What Comes Out Of The Fire
Part Two
Elsewhere
at
Sim
State,
the
Romans
have
moved
out
of
their
dorm
and

into
a
house.

I
tend
to
use
premade
Maxis
houses
and...
Romans
some?mes
need
to
be
told
to
do
their
homework,
especially
the

fake
ones.

For
no
very
good
reason,
I
decided
to
decorate
the
en?re
house
in
Maxis

Atomic.

Which
is
not
very
Roman,
but
perhaps
that
is
why
it
amused
me.

Marcus
is
ostensibly
the
house
leader,
but
there
are
also
one
too
few

beds.

This
means
that
oGen
as
not,
he
must
sleep
i...
You
may
remember
that
Vespasian
Caesar
has
been
da?ng
Alex
Goth.


This
is
how
culturally
diverse
Pleasantview
has
become:...
In
any
case,
if
any
one
is
suited
to
be
an
Empress,
it’s
Alex.

And
she
doesn’t
even
care
about
that.

So
much
the
beOer.


I
really
love
them
together.



Vespasian:

I’ve
been
meaning
to
do
that
for
a
while,
you
know.


Alex:

I
know.


Other
people
are
not
so
easy
to

fix
up,...
This
is
short
for
“I
needed
some
more
Simselves.”


The
main
Roman
line
has
always
married
in
Simselves,
and
we
are
runnin...
Because
everyone
wants
the
chance
to
have
Cassiusspawn,
no
maOer
how

distantly
related.

It’s
every
girl’s
dream.


RoseF...
Jamie:

Do
you
think
I’ll
get
my
LTW
here?

Do
you?


RoseFyre:

Well,
let’s
put
it
this
way.
.
.


RoseFyre:

If
you’re
a
Family
Sim,
and
you
want
to
get
married
in,
maybe
you

should
roll
something
other
than
Marry
Six
C...
Ang:

Don’t
look
at
me.

Pleasure.

We’re
no
trouble
at
all.

Hey,
it’s
Sim
Me!

I
don’t
show
up
to
many
events
anymore,
but
it’s

Marcus’
party
and
it’s
all
lady
Simselves!

Cait:
Double
minus.


RoseFyre:

Double
minus.


And
they’re
all
ge]ng
along
beau?fully.

Great,
Duodecimus
Scopes
Room,
and
it’s
the
one
woman
he
can’t
have.


Cassius:

No
way.

Flavius:

Oh,
look,
it’s
De!

Red
hands,
De!

Red
hands,
and
then
let’s
go

Meet
Someone
New!

Cassius:

I’ll
make
an
excep?on
for
Dad,
because
he’s
a
doof.

This
is,
of
course,
an
elaborate
set
up
so
that
Duodecimus
can
meet
an

appropriate
girl,
and
RoseFyre
is
the
one
he
likes...
Which
is
good,
because
the
others’
lack
of
interest
is
appalling.

Television
and
kicky
bag
are
so
much
more
appealing.


Flavius:

And
Mee?ng
Someone
New.

Don’t
forget
that.

Clearly,
asking
for
a
date
is
in
order.

With
a
brief
pause
as
Molly
steals
a
newspaper.

Duocdecimus:

Am
I
charming?

RoseFyre:

Only
part
of
the
?me.


This
would
have
been
faster
if
RoseFyre
hadn’t
been
blowing
hot
and
cold,
and

if
they
...
It
would
have
helped
if
he’d
quit
pranking
her,
too.

Duodecimus:

Am
I
charming
this
?me?


RoseFyre:

Well.
.
.


Shut
up!

Shut
up
and
kiss
her
already!

OK,
that’s
beOer.

Actually,
the
date
ends
very
nicely,
and
they
have
two
bolts
and
like
each

other,
so
that’s
one
couple
off
my
hands.



Worthing’s
got
troubles
of
his
own.


Marcus:

You
don’t
really
seem
to
like
being
a
Romance
Sim
much.

Twenty

Simultaneo...
Five
seconds
later—

*10
Best
Friends*

Worthing:

Thanks.

Marcus:

Don’t
men?on
it.


Marcus
loves
giving
Pop
Sim
advice...
And
Mee?ng
Someone
New,
of
course.


Marcus:

Archie
Ve?nari?

You
must
be
new.


Oh,
he
already
knows
a
few
people.

Lionel
Pleasant:

Archie!


*Eurokiss*


Don’t
look
so
surprised.

Lionel’s
Pop,
and
they
have
a
lot
in
common.

Lionel:

Love
the
tats.


Archie:
Why,
thank
you,
so
do
I.


Linus
Hanby:

Yeah,
so
do
I.


Lionel:
Takes
balls
to
go
shir...
Lionel:

Angus,
some
day
you’re
going
to
do
that
to
the
wrong
person.


Angus:

Like
who?

Archie:

Like
me
is
who.

Listen,
I
will
kick
your
buO
right
in
for
the

exercise,
so
don’t
even
start
with
me.

Archie:

I
said
back
off.

Archie:

And
that
works
for
me,
too.


Unfortunately,
Angus
does
not
learn.

He’s
used
to
following
his
brother
around
and‐‐

‐‐there
he
goes.

Archie:

You
know
what?

I
SLAP
BACK.



And
I
need
that
exercise.

Archie
gets
his
exercise.

Of
course,
this
can
only
end
one
way.


Blondie:

Oooo.

Muscles.

Archie:

And
I’m
Archie
Ve?nari
and
I
want
your
body
if
you’re
not
busy
this

aGernoon.


Dionne
Dreamer:

Oh,
no,
I’m
eng...
Dionne:

But
I’m
also
thinking
very
hard.

By
the
way,
Linus,
did
you
know
that
Ethan
is
Romance?


Linus:

Yeah,
and
I
love
him.

Is
this
a
problem?

Angus:

I am so sorry for myself. 
Angus:

I’ll win the next round. 

Good
luck
with
that.

Meanwhile,
where’s
your
other
ex‐girlfriend?

Bunthorne:

Dusty!




Dusty:

So
tell
me
all
about
this
art
forgery
thing
your
family
does.

Bunthorne:

Business,
dear,
it’s
a
business.

They’re
not
forgeries.

They’re
all

genuine
De
Beeres.




Dusty,
you
were
...
Bunthorne:

.
.
.steal me. 
Bunthorne:

Car?er’s!

Dusty:
Tiffany’s!

Bunthorne:

Rolls
Royces!

Dusty:

Oh,
God!

Parsifal:

Dad!

Nothing
to
disturb
the
pure
of
heart
is
going
on
in
there
AT
ALL.


Dinadan:

That’s
nice.
I
wasn’t
going...
Kai
brought
Dinadan,
naturally.

It’s
sort
of
sweet
that
when
a

Goodytwoshoes
asks
“may
I
bring
a
friend?”

they
usually
...
Elaine
invited
all
the
knights
for
an
Ou?ng
downtown.
I
have
no
idea
why

Baby
New
Year
came
along,
but
it
looks
as
though...
It
looks
as
though
they’re
all
lined
up
to
talk
to
WriterTina,
who
is
catnip

for
Family
Sims,
I
suppose.

Nobody
deserves
it
more
than
Gawaine,
although
he
doesn’t
need
a
?tle

to
be
Big
Man
On
Campus.

Kai
finally
becomes
a
full
member
of
the
frat—

Gawaine:

Or
a
member
of
the
Round
Table.

Oblong
Table.

Damn,
Percy

has
...
Gawaine:

Excuse
me.

And
THAT
was
Gawaine
changing
his
turnons
from
something
stupid,
like

Custom
Hair
and
Charisma?c,
to
something
more
reaso...
Shelby
Hanby:

I
don’t
know
why
I’m
thinking
about
him.

It’s
not
as
though

he’s
Popularity.


Dusty
and
Bunthorne
also
h...
Shelby:

Maybe
I’ll
watch
them
from
another
angle.

Dusty:

I
understand
the
Hope
Diamond
is
very
poorly
guarded.


Bunthorne:

My
God,
I
love
it
when
you
say
things
like
tha...
*MWHT*

Dusty
and
Bunthore:

Paris.
.
.
Zurich.
.
.
Mmph
.
.
.
Monte
Carlo.
.
.ooo.
.
.


Parsifal:

So
I
suppose
they’re
in
love.

I
promised
myself
I
wouldn’t
look.

Gawaine
con?nues
his
charm
offensive.


Gawaine:

I’m
preOy
sure
we
can
get
you
to
like
us
too.

And
Molly,
naturally.

Molly:

Wow,
that’s
.
.
.I’ve
never
seen
a
knight
do
the
splits
before.

First
day
at
the
Knight’s
House‐‐

‐‐first
Roofraiser
party.

Well
done.

It
was
only
a
maOer
of
?me
before
the
Secret
Society
came
calling.

Kai
chose
to
chat
up
Greg,
Marcus’
boyfriend.


Kai:

Something
going
on
behind
me?

No,
what?

That’s
what.


Some
day,
I
will
learn
not
to
open
the
cowplant
gate
“just
to
see
what
will

happen.”

That’s
what
always
happens.

And
everyone
is
always
exceedingly
bummed.

Kai:

Yes,
I
would
like
to
spend
the
Secret
Society’s
money
on
a
full

resurrec?on,
please.

No,
of
course
she
can’t
come
...
At
the
girls’
house,
nothing
exci?ng
has
been
happening,
except
for
a
few

term
papers.

This
is
probably
why
Molly
is
able
to
get
into
Goodygirls
with
a
liOle

gossip
about
Elaine’s
cat
Smores.

Elaine:

Wow!

I
didn’t
know
Smores
was
doing
all
that!

Would
you
like
to
join

the
sorority?


Molly:

Why,
thank
you!

I
may
have
men?oned
that
when
a
Goodytwoshoes
asks
“may
I
bring
a

friend?”

they
mean
“I’m
bringing
Mom.”

Gawaine:

I
know.

Being
the
head
Pop
Sim
in
a
house
is
a
real

responsibility.

Soon,
Molly
has
moved
in
and
Elaine
is
pain?ng
her
portrait.

Asia:

Your
half
brother
takes
me
on
the
best
dates.

They’re
all
at
his
house,

but
s?ll.


Molly:
I’m
skilling.




Naus...
And
there
she
meets
Skyler.



Skyler:

Um.
.
.
Hello?


Molly:

Yeah,
what?

Not
that
I
like
you
or
anything.

Molly:

OK,
I’m
busy,
but
–let
me
get
your
number
in
case
I
think
of
some

more
things
to
call
you,
OK?

Even
though
Cecilia
is
considerably
beOer,
Max
does
not
stop
worrying

about
her.

But
even
Max
cannot
watch
Cecilia
const...
And
maybe
he
should.

Cecilia:

Fire!

No—not
fire!

Not
that
way,
oh
please‐‐

Cecilia:

Not
fire!

No!

Cecilia:

Oh.

Oh,
thank
you.

That
was
close.




I
am
so
sorry,
sir.

That
was
careless
of
me.

Sam:

No
worries,
m’am.

That’s
what
we’re
here
for,
though
you
really

should
get
a
fire
alarm
in
here.

Sam:

Excuse
me?

Did
I
say
something
wrong?



Cecilia:

No.
.
.
No,
you
said
nothing
wrong.

Thank
you.

Cecilia:

And
I’m
very
grateful
to
you.

I
was
trapped.

Sam:

Ah,
it’s
my
job.

I’m
just
happy
I
can
help.

Do
be
careful
next
?me.


.
.
.are
you
sure
you’re
all
right,
m’am?

Cecilia:

Oh,
yes.

I
am
very
well,
thank
you.

Forgive
me.

My
husband

died
in
a
fire.

Sam:

Oh,
I
see.

I’m
sorry.




...
Sam:

Well.
.
I
should
be
going.


Cecilia:

Oh,
yes,
of
course.

Thank
you,
Mr.
.
.
.


Sam:

Just
Sam
will
be
fine.

Hope...
In
totally
unrelated
news.
.
.

‐‐did
you
know
that
Nino
Caliente
really
wanted
to
get
engaged?

Nino:

Really?

All
those
Dream
Dates
with
me?

Molly:

So
everyone
here
goes
on
these
date
things
all
the
?me
and
I
was

wondering
if
there
was
anything
to
it.

Molly:

Soooo—fake
date
?ckles!

Molly:

Aw,
hey,
what’s
the
maOer
with
you?


Skyler:

I’m
a
fake
date.

I
wish
I
wasn’t
just
a
fake
date.


Molly:

You
d...
Molly:

I
could
get
used
to
this.

Molly:

What?

I
have
to
smootch
him
again?


Oh,
like
you
don’t
want
to.

Molly:

I
have
to
do
this,
too,
don’t
I?


You’re
really
suffering.

I
can
tell.

Skyler:

I
liked
that.

Maybe—real
date
next
?me?


Molly:
Yeah.

Definitely.

Elaine:

Everything
is
so
much
beOer,
Ian.

I’m
on
the
Dean’s
List—well,
I

was
never
off
the
Dean’s
List,
but
I
was
scared...
Elaine:

And.
.
.
And
I’m
happy.

I’m
really
happy.

Ian:

Good.

I
love
it
when
you’re
happy.

That’s
all
I
wanted
from
the

beginning.

I
told
you
the
wrong
way,
but‐‐

Elaine:

No,
I
should
have
understood.

And
I
do.


I
know
you
love
me,
Ian.

I
know
it
even
when
you
don’t
say
it.

That’...
Elaine:

I
just
wish
when
Palomides
introduced
me
to
his
handsome

friend
with
the
preOy
red
hair
that
I’d.
.
.

Ian:

Oh,
now,
stop
it
with
the
buOer.

Always
with
the
compliments
or

fishing
for
them.

Elaine:

You
know
I
never
say
anything
I’m
not
sure
I
mean
anymore.

I

think
about
it
for
a
long
?me.


Ian:
I
know.

You
have
such
a
warm
heart.

That’s
something
I
hope
you’ll
never

change.


Elaine:

I
won’t.

I
know
becau...
Elaine:

And
this
is
something
I’ve
thought
about
for
a
long
?me,
too.

Elaine:

Please
marry
me,
Ian.

Ian:

‐‐wow.

I
‐‐

Elaine:

Yes,
I
mean
it.

I’m
not
afraid
anymore.



Ian:

Ah—whoo.

Wow.

I
was
not
expec?ng
that.



Elaine:

If
you
don’t
want
to,
it’s
ok.

I’m
a
big
girl
and
I
won’t
fall
apart.




But
I
hope
so
much
you’ll
say
yes.

Ian:

Hold
on
a
second.



Let
me
see
if
it
fits
first.

Ian:

And
besides,
this
is
something
I
really
want
to
remember.

Ian:

And
look
at
that.

It
fits
perfectly.

The
way
you
do
in
my
heart.


Elaine,
I
adore
you.

I
could
never
say
no
to
yo...
Elaine:

And
I
don’t
have
words
anymore.

Isn’t
that
funny?

And
you
s?ll

never
call
me
Princess.

Ian:

Oh,
your
brothers
and
your
father
are
right.

You’ll
always
be
their

Princess.

But
to
me,
you’re
someone
more
impo...
Ian:

You
are
Elaine.

Credits—
Ian Legacina, Orikes-- Pseudo Legacy
Zane Devereaux, Peasant007—Devereaux Legacy
Dinadan Locks, RubyBlue—Goldiloc...
Cow:

Uh—’scuse

me?

Molly:

Say
your
prayers,
Bossy.

Somewhere
out
there,
her
mother
is
probably
very
proud.

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Squeaky Clean Legacy, Chapter 17.5B: What Comes Out Of The Fire, Part Two

  1. 1. The Squeaky Clean Legacy: Chapter 17.5 What Comes Out Of The Fire Part Two
  2. 2. Elsewhere
at
Sim
State,
the
Romans
have
moved
out
of
their
dorm
and
 into
a
house.

I
tend
to
use
premade
Maxis
houses
and
tart
them
up
a
bit:

 one
part
laziness,
one
part
masochism.

  3. 3. Romans
some?mes
need
to
be
told
to
do
their
homework,
especially
the
 fake
ones.

  4. 4. For
no
very
good
reason,
I
decided
to
decorate
the
en?re
house
in
Maxis
 Atomic.

  5. 5. Which
is
not
very
Roman,
but
perhaps
that
is
why
it
amused
me.

  6. 6. Marcus
is
ostensibly
the
house
leader,
but
there
are
also
one
too
few
 beds.

This
means
that
oGen
as
not,
he
must
sleep
in
the
recliner,
but
I
let
 him
have
first
crack
at
the
computer.

  7. 7. You
may
remember
that
Vespasian
Caesar
has
been
da?ng
Alex
Goth.

 This
is
how
culturally
diverse
Pleasantview
has
become:

reversed
gender
 premades
are
roman?cally
involved
with
Romans.

  8. 8. In
any
case,
if
any
one
is
suited
to
be
an
Empress,
it’s
Alex.

  9. 9. And
she
doesn’t
even
care
about
that.

  10. 10. So
much
the
beOer.
 I
really
love
them
together.



  11. 11. Vespasian:

I’ve
been
meaning
to
do
that
for
a
while,
you
know.
 Alex:

I
know.
 Other
people
are
not
so
easy
to

fix
up,
and
require
major
importa?ons.

  12. 12. This
is
short
for
“I
needed
some
more
Simselves.”
 The
main
Roman
line
has
always
married
in
Simselves,
and
we
are
running
 short.

LilyAzure,
the
author
of
An
Apocalypse
of
Ice,
and
Ang,
the
author
of
 the
Devereaux
Legacy,
were
good
enough
sports
to
volunteer.

  13. 13. Because
everyone
wants
the
chance
to
have
Cassiusspawn,
no
maOer
how
 distantly
related.

It’s
every
girl’s
dream.
 RoseFyre,
on
the
leG,
writes
the
Buffyverse
Apocalypse.

Jamie,
on
the
right,
 writes
the
Bohemian
Legacy.

And
both
have
wriOen
genera?ons
of
the
 Boolpropian
Round
Robin
Legacy.


  14. 14. Jamie:

Do
you
think
I’ll
get
my
LTW
here?

Do
you?
 RoseFyre:

Well,
let’s
put
it
this
way.
.
.


  15. 15. RoseFyre:

If
you’re
a
Family
Sim,
and
you
want
to
get
married
in,
maybe
you
 should
roll
something
other
than
Marry
Six
Children.
 Jamie:

Aw.

  16. 16. Ang:

Don’t
look
at
me.

Pleasure.

We’re
no
trouble
at
all.

  17. 17. Hey,
it’s
Sim
Me!

I
don’t
show
up
to
many
events
anymore,
but
it’s
 Marcus’
party
and
it’s
all
lady
Simselves!

  18. 18. Cait:
Double
minus.
 RoseFyre:

Double
minus.
 And
they’re
all
ge]ng
along
beau?fully.

  19. 19. Great,
Duodecimus
Scopes
Room,
and
it’s
the
one
woman
he
can’t
have.
 Cassius:

No
way.

  20. 20. Flavius:

Oh,
look,
it’s
De!

Red
hands,
De!

Red
hands,
and
then
let’s
go
 Meet
Someone
New!

  21. 21. Cassius:

I’ll
make
an
excep?on
for
Dad,
because
he’s
a
doof.

  22. 22. This
is,
of
course,
an
elaborate
set
up
so
that
Duodecimus
can
meet
an
 appropriate
girl,
and
RoseFyre
is
the
one
he
likes
best,
no
contest.

  23. 23. Which
is
good,
because
the
others’
lack
of
interest
is
appalling.

  24. 24. Television
and
kicky
bag
are
so
much
more
appealing.
 Flavius:

And
Mee?ng
Someone
New.

Don’t
forget
that.

  25. 25. Clearly,
asking
for
a
date
is
in
order.

  26. 26. With
a
brief
pause
as
Molly
steals
a
newspaper.

  27. 27. Duocdecimus:

Am
I
charming?

  28. 28. RoseFyre:

Only
part
of
the
?me.
 This
would
have
been
faster
if
RoseFyre
hadn’t
been
blowing
hot
and
cold,
and
 if
they
could
have
seOled
on
a
topic
of
conversa?on.

  29. 29. It
would
have
helped
if
he’d
quit
pranking
her,
too.

  30. 30. Duodecimus:

Am
I
charming
this
?me?
 RoseFyre:

Well.
.
.
 Shut
up!

Shut
up
and
kiss
her
already!

  31. 31. OK,
that’s
beOer.

  32. 32. Actually,
the
date
ends
very
nicely,
and
they
have
two
bolts
and
like
each
 other,
so
that’s
one
couple
off
my
hands.



  33. 33. Worthing’s
got
troubles
of
his
own.
 Marcus:

You
don’t
really
seem
to
like
being
a
Romance
Sim
much.

Twenty
 Simultaneous
Lovers,
and
you’re
not
enjoying
yourself
at
all.
Why
not
try
 Popularity?

It’s
almost
the
same
thing.

 Worthing:

Huh.

I’ll
give
it
a
try.


  34. 34. Five
seconds
later—
 *10
Best
Friends*
 Worthing:

Thanks.
 Marcus:

Don’t
men?on
it.

 Marcus
loves
giving
Pop
Sim
advice.

  35. 35. And
Mee?ng
Someone
New,
of
course.
 Marcus:

Archie
Ve?nari?

You
must
be
new.
 Oh,
he
already
knows
a
few
people.

  36. 36. Lionel
Pleasant:

Archie!
 *Eurokiss*
 Don’t
look
so
surprised.

Lionel’s
Pop,
and
they
have
a
lot
in
common.

  37. 37. Lionel:

Love
the
tats.
 Archie:
Why,
thank
you,
so
do
I.
 Linus
Hanby:

Yeah,
so
do
I.
 Lionel:
Takes
balls
to
go
shirtless
with
them,
though.
 Archie:

That
is
my
middle
name.

  38. 38. Lionel:

Angus,
some
day
you’re
going
to
do
that
to
the
wrong
person.
 Angus:

Like
who?

  39. 39. Archie:

Like
me
is
who.

Listen,
I
will
kick
your
buO
right
in
for
the
 exercise,
so
don’t
even
start
with
me.

  40. 40. Archie:

I
said
back
off.

  41. 41. Archie:

And
that
works
for
me,
too.
 Unfortunately,
Angus
does
not
learn.

  42. 42. He’s
used
to
following
his
brother
around
and‐‐

  43. 43. ‐‐there
he
goes.

  44. 44. Archie:

You
know
what?

I
SLAP
BACK.



And
I
need
that
exercise.

  45. 45. Archie
gets
his
exercise.

  46. 46. Of
course,
this
can
only
end
one
way.
 Blondie:

Oooo.

Muscles.

  47. 47. Archie:

And
I’m
Archie
Ve?nari
and
I
want
your
body
if
you’re
not
busy
this
 aGernoon.
 Dionne
Dreamer:

Oh,
no,
I’m
engaged.

  48. 48. Dionne:

But
I’m
also
thinking
very
hard.

  49. 49. By
the
way,
Linus,
did
you
know
that
Ethan
is
Romance?
 Linus:

Yeah,
and
I
love
him.

Is
this
a
problem?

  50. 50. Angus:

I am so sorry for myself. 
  51. 51. Angus:

I’ll win the next round.  Good
luck
with
that.

Meanwhile,
where’s
your
other
ex‐girlfriend?

  52. 52. Bunthorne:

Dusty!


 Dusty:

So
tell
me
all
about
this
art
forgery
thing
your
family
does.

  53. 53. Bunthorne:

Business,
dear,
it’s
a
business.

They’re
not
forgeries.

They’re
all
 genuine
De
Beeres.


 Dusty,
you
were
never
meant
for
peOy
crime.

Something
in
your
eyes
says.
.
.




  54. 54. Bunthorne:

.
.
.steal me. 
  55. 55. Bunthorne:

Car?er’s!
 Dusty:
Tiffany’s!
 Bunthorne:

Rolls
Royces!
 Dusty:

Oh,
God!

  56. 56. Parsifal:

Dad!

Nothing
to
disturb
the
pure
of
heart
is
going
on
in
there
AT
ALL.
 Dinadan:

That’s
nice.
I
wasn’t
going
to
ask.

I
just
stopped
by
to
say
hello.

  57. 57. Kai
brought
Dinadan,
naturally.

It’s
sort
of
sweet
that
when
a
 Goodytwoshoes
asks
“may
I
bring
a
friend?”

they
usually
mean
“Mom
or
 Dad.”

  58. 58. Elaine
invited
all
the
knights
for
an
Ou?ng
downtown.
I
have
no
idea
why
 Baby
New
Year
came
along,
but
it
looks
as
though
he’s
about
to
get
run
 over
by
a
fes?ve
taxicab.

  59. 59. It
looks
as
though
they’re
all
lined
up
to
talk
to
WriterTina,
who
is
catnip
 for
Family
Sims,
I
suppose.

  60. 60. Nobody
deserves
it
more
than
Gawaine,
although
he
doesn’t
need
a
?tle
 to
be
Big
Man
On
Campus.

  61. 61. Kai
finally
becomes
a
full
member
of
the
frat—
 Gawaine:

Or
a
member
of
the
Round
Table.

Oblong
Table.

Damn,
Percy
 has
me
doing
that
too
now.

  62. 62. Gawaine:

Excuse
me.

  63. 63. And
THAT
was
Gawaine
changing
his
turnons
from
something
stupid,
like
 Custom
Hair
and
Charisma?c,
to
something
more
reasonable.

Not
that
it
 will
make
much
difference.


 Does
he
have
any
idea
how
awesome
he
is?
 Gawaine:

Yes.

  64. 64. Shelby
Hanby:

I
don’t
know
why
I’m
thinking
about
him.

It’s
not
as
though
 he’s
Popularity.
 Dusty
and
Bunthorne
also
have
the
same
major.

  65. 65. Shelby:

Maybe
I’ll
watch
them
from
another
angle.

  66. 66. Dusty:

I
understand
the
Hope
Diamond
is
very
poorly
guarded.
 Bunthorne:

My
God,
I
love
it
when
you
say
things
like
that!

Come
here.

  67. 67. *MWHT*

  68. 68. Dusty
and
Bunthore:

Paris.
.
.
Zurich.
.
.
Mmph
.
.
.
Monte
Carlo.
.
.ooo.
.
.


  69. 69. Parsifal:

So
I
suppose
they’re
in
love.

I
promised
myself
I
wouldn’t
look.

  70. 70. Gawaine
con?nues
his
charm
offensive.
 Gawaine:

I’m
preOy
sure
we
can
get
you
to
like
us
too.

  71. 71. And
Molly,
naturally.

  72. 72. Molly:

Wow,
that’s
.
.
.I’ve
never
seen
a
knight
do
the
splits
before.

  73. 73. First
day
at
the
Knight’s
House‐‐

  74. 74. ‐‐first
Roofraiser
party.

Well
done.

  75. 75. It
was
only
a
maOer
of
?me
before
the
Secret
Society
came
calling.

  76. 76. Kai
chose
to
chat
up
Greg,
Marcus’
boyfriend.
 Kai:

Something
going
on
behind
me?

No,
what?

  77. 77. That’s
what.
 Some
day,
I
will
learn
not
to
open
the
cowplant
gate
“just
to
see
what
will
 happen.”

  78. 78. That’s
what
always
happens.

  79. 79. And
everyone
is
always
exceedingly
bummed.

  80. 80. Kai:

Yes,
I
would
like
to
spend
the
Secret
Society’s
money
on
a
full
 resurrec?on,
please.

No,
of
course
she
can’t
come
home
with
me.

It’s
a
 male
fraternity.

Don’t
be
silly.
 She
wound
up
moving
into
Archie
Ve?nari’s
dorm.

No,
thank
YOU.

  81. 81. At
the
girls’
house,
nothing
exci?ng
has
been
happening,
except
for
a
few
 term
papers.

  82. 82. This
is
probably
why
Molly
is
able
to
get
into
Goodygirls
with
a
liOle
 gossip
about
Elaine’s
cat
Smores.

  83. 83. Elaine:

Wow!

I
didn’t
know
Smores
was
doing
all
that!

Would
you
like
to
join
 the
sorority?
 Molly:

Why,
thank
you!

  84. 84. I
may
have
men?oned
that
when
a
Goodytwoshoes
asks
“may
I
bring
a
 friend?”

they
mean
“I’m
bringing
Mom.”

  85. 85. Gawaine:

I
know.

Being
the
head
Pop
Sim
in
a
house
is
a
real
 responsibility.

  86. 86. Soon,
Molly
has
moved
in
and
Elaine
is
pain?ng
her
portrait.

  87. 87. Asia:

Your
half
brother
takes
me
on
the
best
dates.

They’re
all
at
his
house,
 but
s?ll.
 Molly:
I’m
skilling.


 Nausicaa:

I
can
hear
you.
 Molly
also
gets
abducted
by
the
Secret
Society.

  88. 88. And
there
she
meets
Skyler.



  89. 89. Skyler:

Um.
.
.
Hello?
 Molly:

Yeah,
what?

Not
that
I
like
you
or
anything.

  90. 90. Molly:

OK,
I’m
busy,
but
–let
me
get
your
number
in
case
I
think
of
some
 more
things
to
call
you,
OK?

  91. 91. Even
though
Cecilia
is
considerably
beOer,
Max
does
not
stop
worrying
 about
her.

But
even
Max
cannot
watch
Cecilia
constantly.

  92. 92. And
maybe
he
should.

  93. 93. Cecilia:

Fire!

No—not
fire!

Not
that
way,
oh
please‐‐

  94. 94. Cecilia:

Not
fire!

No!

  95. 95. Cecilia:

Oh.

Oh,
thank
you.

That
was
close.


 I
am
so
sorry,
sir.

That
was
careless
of
me.

  96. 96. Sam:

No
worries,
m’am.

That’s
what
we’re
here
for,
though
you
really
 should
get
a
fire
alarm
in
here.

  97. 97. Sam:

Excuse
me?

Did
I
say
something
wrong?



  98. 98. Cecilia:

No.
.
.
No,
you
said
nothing
wrong.

Thank
you.

  99. 99. Cecilia:

And
I’m
very
grateful
to
you.

I
was
trapped.

  100. 100. Sam:

Ah,
it’s
my
job.

I’m
just
happy
I
can
help.

Do
be
careful
next
?me.
 .
.
.are
you
sure
you’re
all
right,
m’am?

  101. 101. Cecilia:

Oh,
yes.

I
am
very
well,
thank
you.

Forgive
me.

My
husband
 died
in
a
fire.
 Sam:

Oh,
I
see.

I’m
sorry.


 Cecilia:

So
I
greatly
admire
anyone
who
has
the
courage
to
try
to
rescue
 people
from
them.


Do
excuse
me.

I
am
really
a
very
good
baker
and
I
do
 not
usually
set
the
kitchen
on
fire.



  102. 102. Sam:

Well.
.
I
should
be
going.
 Cecilia:

Oh,
yes,
of
course.

Thank
you,
Mr.
.
.
.
 Sam:

Just
Sam
will
be
fine.

Hope
the
next
batch
of
cookies
are
ok.
 Cecilia:

Would
you.
.
Oh,
excuse
me!
 Sam:

Yeah.

Yeah,
I
would.

  103. 103. In
totally
unrelated
news.
.
.

  104. 104. ‐‐did
you
know
that
Nino
Caliente
really
wanted
to
get
engaged?

  105. 105. Nino:

Really?

All
those
Dream
Dates
with
me?

  106. 106. Molly:

So
everyone
here
goes
on
these
date
things
all
the
?me
and
I
was
 wondering
if
there
was
anything
to
it.

  107. 107. Molly:

Soooo—fake
date
?ckles!

  108. 108. Molly:

Aw,
hey,
what’s
the
maOer
with
you?
 Skyler:

I’m
a
fake
date.

I
wish
I
wasn’t
just
a
fake
date.
 Molly:

You
don’t
have
to
be.

  109. 109. Molly:

I
could
get
used
to
this.

  110. 110. Molly:

What?

I
have
to
smootch
him
again?
 Oh,
like
you
don’t
want
to.

  111. 111. Molly:

I
have
to
do
this,
too,
don’t
I?
 You’re
really
suffering.

I
can
tell.

  112. 112. Skyler:

I
liked
that.

Maybe—real
date
next
?me?
 Molly:
Yeah.

Definitely.

  113. 113. Elaine:

Everything
is
so
much
beOer,
Ian.

I’m
on
the
Dean’s
List—well,
I
 was
never
off
the
Dean’s
List,
but
I
was
scared
for
a
while.

  114. 114. Elaine:

And.
.
.
And
I’m
happy.

I’m
really
happy.

  115. 115. Ian:

Good.

I
love
it
when
you’re
happy.

That’s
all
I
wanted
from
the
 beginning.

I
told
you
the
wrong
way,
but‐‐

  116. 116. Elaine:

No,
I
should
have
understood.

And
I
do.
 I
know
you
love
me,
Ian.

I
know
it
even
when
you
don’t
say
it.

That’s
why
I
 don’t
have
to
ask
you
all
the
?me.



  117. 117. Elaine:

I
just
wish
when
Palomides
introduced
me
to
his
handsome
 friend
with
the
preOy
red
hair
that
I’d.
.
.

  118. 118. Ian:

Oh,
now,
stop
it
with
the
buOer.

Always
with
the
compliments
or
 fishing
for
them.

  119. 119. Elaine:

You
know
I
never
say
anything
I’m
not
sure
I
mean
anymore.

I
 think
about
it
for
a
long
?me.


  120. 120. Ian:
I
know.

You
have
such
a
warm
heart.

That’s
something
I
hope
you’ll
never
 change.
 Elaine:

I
won’t.

I
know
because
you
didn’t.

You
have
a
warm
heart
too,
or
you
 wouldn’t
have
stayed
with
me.



  121. 121. Elaine:

And
this
is
something
I’ve
thought
about
for
a
long
?me,
too.

  122. 122. Elaine:

Please
marry
me,
Ian.

  123. 123. Ian:

‐‐wow.

I
‐‐

  124. 124. Elaine:

Yes,
I
mean
it.

I’m
not
afraid
anymore.



  125. 125. Ian:

Ah—whoo.

Wow.

I
was
not
expec?ng
that.



  126. 126. Elaine:

If
you
don’t
want
to,
it’s
ok.

I’m
a
big
girl
and
I
won’t
fall
apart.


 But
I
hope
so
much
you’ll
say
yes.

  127. 127. Ian:

Hold
on
a
second.



Let
me
see
if
it
fits
first.

  128. 128. Ian:

And
besides,
this
is
something
I
really
want
to
remember.

  129. 129. Ian:

And
look
at
that.

It
fits
perfectly.

The
way
you
do
in
my
heart.
 Elaine,
I
adore
you.

I
could
never
say
no
to
you.

You
know
that.

You
never
had
 to
ask.

I
love
everything
about
you,
everything,
every
?ny
detail,
even
the
 things
that
drive
me
crazy
about
you
and
make
me
want
to
scream.

And
what
I
 don’t
know
now,
I
want
to
know.

And
we
have
all
our
lives
to
learn.
 ‐‐whew.

I’m
just—really
happy.

  130. 130. Elaine:

And
I
don’t
have
words
anymore.

Isn’t
that
funny?

And
you
s?ll
 never
call
me
Princess.

  131. 131. Ian:

Oh,
your
brothers
and
your
father
are
right.

You’ll
always
be
their
 Princess.

But
to
me,
you’re
someone
more
important.

  132. 132. Ian:

You
are
Elaine.

  133. 133. Credits— Ian Legacina, Orikes-- Pseudo Legacy Zane Devereaux, Peasant007—Devereaux Legacy Dinadan Locks, RubyBlue—Goldilocks and the Nine Heirs Archie Vetinari, Doc Nerd—Vetinari Dualegacy Cobaltazure (Apocalypse of Ice ) Cait (Regacy) De/ Fireflower314 (Morgan Legacy), RoseFyre (Buffyverse Apocalypse), Jamie/DocGirlP (Behemian Legacy), DocNerd (Vetinari Dualegacy), WriterTina (Highwinds)—their simselves Blite27—(Ten Caesars)—a whole heapin’ helpin’ of Romans Opening picture—The End of the Quest, Sir Frank Dicksee SC Productions MMX.
  134. 134. Cow:

Uh—’scuse

me?

  135. 135. Molly:

Say
your
prayers,
Bossy.

  136. 136. Somewhere
out
there,
her
mother
is
probably
very
proud.

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