Squeaky
Clean
Legacy,
16.3:
Romanes
Ite
Domum

Part
I

“People
called
Romans,
they
go
the
house?”

Confused,
Flavius?

“Well,
yeah.

Since
we
got
to
Weintnasaelp,
you
haven’t
sh...
AJer
all,
you
got
your
Roman
megavilla.

“No
atrium.”

There’s
an
enCre
Roman
secCon
of
town
now,
in
fact.

There
are
lots
of
simselves
who
have
married
Roman
boys.
.
.
.

***

Penguingirl,
Penguino Legacy,
as
an
elder.

.
.
.
All
busily
adding
their
portraits
to
the
Roman
legacy
house.
.
.

***

Orikes,
Pseudo Legacy.


Living
in
a
very
Roman
house
indeed.

“Nasty
to
play,
though.”

Of
course
it
is.

I
designed
it
in
my
own
special
phailbal...
SCll,
it’s
open,
airy.
.
.


And
it
has
tons
of
mosaics
by
RM
Schoon.

It’s
as
Roman
as
you
want
to

be.

My
foundress
Rosie
was
even
welcomed
to
the
neighborhood
by
a

conCngent
of
Romans,
which
she
certainly
wasn’t
last
Cme.

SCll,
there
were
a
certain
number
of
SNAFUs,
not
the
least
of
which
was

that
my
son
Cassius
ended
up
as
a
teenager,
and
h...
Especially
for
a
certain
simself.

“Get
it
fixed,
Prof,
and
I
mean
NOW.”

***

De/Fireflower314,
Morgan Legacy,
who
has
been...
Meanwhile,
Cassius
has
big
plans,
which
he’s
confiding
to
Andrea
Hogan.


All
the
Pleasantview
female
townies
are
now
male,...
But
Flavius
is
right,
and
it’s
Cme
to
focus
on
the
Romans
for
a
huge
Roman

weddingpalooza.
In
fact,
it’s
so
huge
that
I
h...
It’s
also
a
nice
chance
to
showcase
some
new
wedding
CC
from
Eris3000

at
MTS2.

When
you
throw
as
many
weddings
as
I
do,
...
And
so
Purple
Bunny
Sarah
marries
Sextus
Marius,
Orikes’
son
and

Penguingirl’s
grandson.

That’s
Decimus,
Pen’s
husband
a...
You’ll
also
noCce
a
fair
number
of
simselves
in
the
mix,
including
some

new
ones
and
some
who
haven’t
been
heard
from
in
...
Marcus:

Hey.

No
seats?


I
have
to
admit
that
Marcus
is
one
of
my
favorite
grandkids.

As
a

grownup,
he’s
a
gay
Pop
sim...
WriterTina:

I
noCce
YOU
didn’t
make
it
out
there,
either.

Don’t
give
me

any
lip,
Cassius,
I’ve
never
been
one
of
your
f...
Well,
well,
well.

Look
who
showed
up
extremely
late:

Flavius,
followed

by
Eddie
Buccaneer,
my
spiritual
advisor
and
the...
Flavius:

No
seats?

EnCre
congregaCon:

SUCH
a
dork.

“Such
a
dork,
AND
it’s
raining.”

This
doesn’t
stop
general
simself
socializing.

Penguingirl:

Are
you
secling
in
well?

Dicreasy:

Yes,
but
does
being
a
s...
Candi:

Eddie,
long
Cme
no
see,
LOVE
the
dress.

Well,
at
least
I’m
not
going
to
have
to
hear
whatever
she’s
saying
about
...
Meanwhile,
Other
PB
has
made
her
way
towards
the
cake,
like
a
sensible

Simself.

And
why
not?

You
don’t
know
how
I
suffer...
Let
us
know
how
it
is,
hmm?

Stacilee:

Mm.

Looks
good.

De:

I
want
a
closeup.

No
way,
De.

This
is
where
I
learned
about
what
happens
when
you
mix
...
Decimus:

So
you’re
not
married
because
he’s
sCll
a
teenager?

Is
that
why

you’re
running
around
with
the
goodies
almost
...
Candi:

Hmm.  Flavius s1ll as big of a dork as ever.  Eddie looking 
scrumlicious in a grass skirt.  Maybe I can. . .


Si...
Cassius:

Psst.

De.

DE.
Turn
around.

Stacilee:

Geez,
Cassius,
could
you
BE
any
more
immature?

Cassius:

I’m
a
teenage...
I’m
going
to
stand
right
in
front
of
you,
De.

Believe
me,
I’m
doing

everyone
a
favor,
including
you.

AFTER
the
wedding.

I
started
Sextus
as
a
teenager
and
I
actually
forgot
to

get
them
their
first
kiss
unCl
aJer
they
were
...
TerCus:

That’s
a
licle
puritanical
even
for
you,
I‐don’t‐remember‐how‐many‐
Cmes‐Great‐Grandma.

I
SAID
Oops!

The
Almighty
Robinoli,
of
It’s a Legacy Darling!
fame,
stops
by,
once
again

proving
that
when
you
don’t
play
the
game,
it...
Are
you
sure?

I
told
you
something
else
was
going
on.

Looks
like
the
next
Marian
heir
is

on
his
way.

Unless
he
is
a
girl.

The
good
thing
about
this
new
open
plan
is
that
it
leaves
lots
of
room
for

everyone
to
panic,
though
perhaps
the
trés
mod...
Got
it
in
one,
Other
PB!

One
Roman
boy.

One
Roman
boy
with
Penguingirl’s

custom
Sparkling
Blue
eyes.

We’re
running
sho...
Duodecimus:

Great‐Grandpa
is
a
Popularity
Sim.



Not
that
there’s
anything
wrong
with
that.

“Hurray,
it’s
a
baby!”

Sextus:

Well,
Cme
to
take
out
the
trash.

Robinoli:

Isn’t
anyone
going
to
thank
me
for
arranging
this?

Not
unCl
you
exp...
Regrecably,
you
will
see
a
good
deal
of
this.

I
am
playing
so
slowly
that
if
I
do

not
start
doing
some
age
cheats
with
t...
Mommy’s
nose,
perhaps,
and
Sextus’
Mirror
Blue
eyes,
plus
a
reasonable

personality:

Aries,
5/10/8/8/4.

If
he
winds
up
b...
Other
PB:

I’m
exhausted.

Seriously,
I’m
asleep
on
my
feet
here.

Just
one
Cckle
for
the
cameras?

Orikes:

Nice
work.

Purple
Bunny:

You
COULD
offer
to
take
the
baby,
Grandma.

I’m
not
selfish.


I’m
willing
to
share.

Pl...
Luckily,
Sextus
is
more
than
willing
to
be
the
good
daddy,
as
he
doesn’t

have
a
job,
and
Other
PB
wasn’t
kidding
when
she...
D’aw,
isn’t
he
cute?

Remember,
this
family
tree
started
with
Cassius.

I
think

with
all
the
Simselves,
including
De,
Den...
Why,
what
is
this
mysterious
community
lot?

Let
us
visit
it
again
in
the

dayCme.

It
appears
to
be
some
sort
of
wedding
emporium.

Mysterious
proprietor:
Alors,
you
have
rendered
me
unidenCfiable,
non?

No.

MP:

Always
I
am
the
owner
of
this
Shuffle
Off
We...
De
and
Rubyblue:

Because
it’s
fuuuuunnn!

Rubyblue,
I
thought
you’d
be
at
home
with
Lycon.

Strictly
speaking,
you’re
not...
Send
them
to
college.

Now
you
know
one
reason
this
update
has
taken
two
months.

I
had
to
play

several
Roman
boys
at
lea...
Second
item
on
the
agenda
was
to
get
Cassius
together
with
De.

The
following

pictures
are
for
your
disbelieving
pleasure...
D’aw.

De:

Why,
Cassius,
this
is
so
sudden!

De:

Now
which
finger
does
it
go
on
again?

Cassius:

Ah,
just
put
the
dang
thing
on
already.

Catch
that?

He
actually
*rolled
the
want*
to
Get
Engaged.

This
wasn’t

about
upping
the
relaConship
score,
as
they
were
...
De:

Aw,
Cassius.

You
mother
just
isn’t
very
romanCc,
is
she?

Cassius:

Got
that
right.

Anyway,
De
seems
pleased
about
the
way
things
worked
out,
so
now
it’s

Cme
to
secle
the
other
boys.

There
are
a
few
other
Romans
here:

the
lone
Caesar
is
Titus,
while
Algernon

and
Cassidy
are
another
branch
of
the
Marius...
No,
we
are
not
going
there.

Matchmaker:

You
like?

Titus:

I,
um.
.
.

No
you
do
not
like,
because
Doc
Nerd
seems
to
have
dibsies
on
half
the

Knowle...
Cassidy’s
first
Matchmaker
Drop
was
Knut
Alioto
from
Takemizu.

I
hate

gepng
BV
NPCs.

You
can
only
invite
them
over
for
t...
Second
Cme
VERY
lucky.



Yes,
I
succumbed
to
the
virus
known
to
fans
of
Doc
Nerd’s
VeCnari
Legacy
as

“Cassbert”:

hookin...
It
didn’t
take
long
for
Algernon
to
track
down
the
Madeleine‐equivalent,

and
since
they’re
both
Family
and
have
three
bol...
Titus
was
trickier.

I
menConed
that
he
was
originally
with
Meadow
Thayer,
but

of
course
there
is
no
Meadow
Thayer
in
Wei...
What
followed
was
a
disgusCngly
sweet
Family
Sim
courtship
in
parallel.

Couldn’t
have
been
easier
with
Algernon
and
Madeleine.

They
rolled
all

the
same
wants,
simultaneously,
like
clockwork,
j...
Meadow—maybe
not
so
much.

She’s
Family,
kind
of,
but
she
rolls
oddly

Romance
or
Pop
type
wants,
like
“Meet
Someone
New.”...
Anyway,
Titus
rolled
the
want,
and
she
was
happy
enough,
even
if
she

didn’t,
so
she’s
the
next
Mrs.
Caesar.

De:

If
I
leave
a
lot
of
expensive
Classical‐looking
date
giJs,
will
that
speed
up
the
wedding?


OK,
OK,
sheesh.

Roman
w...
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Squeaky Clean Legacy 16.3.a: Romanes Ite Domum

  1. 1. Squeaky
Clean
Legacy,
16.3:
Romanes
Ite
Domum
 Part
I

  2. 2. “People
called
Romans,
they
go
the
house?”
 Confused,
Flavius?
 “Well,
yeah.

Since
we
got
to
Weintnasaelp,
you
haven’t
shown
us.

In
 fact,
you
haven’t
played
us.

And
I
sCll
say
it
was
the
flux
capacitor.

You’d
 think
there
weren’t
any
Romans
here
anymore.”
 I
don’t
know
what
you’re
complaining
about.

  3. 3. AJer
all,
you
got
your
Roman
megavilla.
 “No
atrium.”

  4. 4. There’s
an
enCre
Roman
secCon
of
town
now,
in
fact.

  5. 5. There
are
lots
of
simselves
who
have
married
Roman
boys.
.
.
.
 ***
 Penguingirl,
Penguino Legacy,
as
an
elder.

  6. 6. .
.
.
All
busily
adding
their
portraits
to
the
Roman
legacy
house.
.
.
 ***
 Orikes,
Pseudo Legacy.


  7. 7. Living
in
a
very
Roman
house
indeed.
 “Nasty
to
play,
though.”
 Of
course
it
is.

I
designed
it
in
my
own
special
phailball
way.

  8. 8. SCll,
it’s
open,
airy.
.
.


  9. 9. And
it
has
tons
of
mosaics
by
RM
Schoon.

It’s
as
Roman
as
you
want
to
 be.

  10. 10. My
foundress
Rosie
was
even
welcomed
to
the
neighborhood
by
a
 conCngent
of
Romans,
which
she
certainly
wasn’t
last
Cme.

  11. 11. SCll,
there
were
a
certain
number
of
SNAFUs,
not
the
least
of
which
was
 that
my
son
Cassius
ended
up
as
a
teenager,
and
his
son
as
a
toddler,
 which
puts
a
crimp
in
things.

  12. 12. Especially
for
a
certain
simself.
 “Get
it
fixed,
Prof,
and
I
mean
NOW.”
 ***
 De/Fireflower314,
Morgan Legacy,
who
has
been
happily
(?)
married
to
 Cassius
since
2007.

  13. 13. Meanwhile,
Cassius
has
big
plans,
which
he’s
confiding
to
Andrea
Hogan.

 All
the
Pleasantview
female
townies
are
now
male,
and
vice
versa.

Don’t
 ask.


  14. 14. But
Flavius
is
right,
and
it’s
Cme
to
focus
on
the
Romans
for
a
huge
Roman
 weddingpalooza.
In
fact,
it’s
so
huge
that
I
had
to
cut
it
into
two
parts.
 Obviously,
the
first
place
to
start
is
with
a
major
simself
wedding.

Purple
 Bunny,
Pira1cal Legacy,
is
the
most
recent
simself
to
agree
to
marry
a
Marius
 boy.

This
is
a
dubious
undertaking
but
puts
her
in
good
company.

  15. 15. It’s
also
a
nice
chance
to
showcase
some
new
wedding
CC
from
Eris3000
 at
MTS2.

When
you
throw
as
many
weddings
as
I
do,
you
want
to
break
 up
the
monotony
a
bit.


  16. 16. And
so
Purple
Bunny
Sarah
marries
Sextus
Marius,
Orikes’
son
and
 Penguingirl’s
grandson.

That’s
Decimus,
Pen’s
husband
and
another
 dimwiced
Marius
Pop
Sim.

  17. 17. You’ll
also
noCce
a
fair
number
of
simselves
in
the
mix,
including
some
 new
ones
and
some
who
haven’t
been
heard
from
in
a
while.

  18. 18. Marcus:

Hey.

No
seats?
 I
have
to
admit
that
Marcus
is
one
of
my
favorite
grandkids.

As
a
 grownup,
he’s
a
gay
Pop
sim,
married
to
the
redheaded
guy
from
Sim
 State’s
secret
society.

As
a
child,
he’s
squeeze‐his‐cheeks
adorable.

But
 he’s
obviously
a
Marius:

future
Pop
and
dimwiced.

  19. 19. WriterTina:

I
noCce
YOU
didn’t
make
it
out
there,
either.

Don’t
give
me
 any
lip,
Cassius,
I’ve
never
been
one
of
your
fans.

  20. 20. Well,
well,
well.

Look
who
showed
up
extremely
late:

Flavius,
followed
 by
Eddie
Buccaneer,
my
spiritual
advisor
and
the
High
Priest
of
Cat.

  21. 21. Flavius:

No
seats?
 EnCre
congregaCon:

SUCH
a
dork.

  22. 22. “Such
a
dork,
AND
it’s
raining.”

  23. 23. This
doesn’t
stop
general
simself
socializing.
 Penguingirl:

Are
you
secling
in
well?
 Dicreasy:

Yes,
but
does
being
a
simself
here
mean
you
have
to
get
old?
 Only
if
you
marry
in,
and
not
always
then.
 DocNerd:

Huh,
Sextus
just
got
married.

Probably
can’t
flirt
with
him,
then.
 ***
 Dicreasy
writes
the
Victorian Legacy;
Doc
Nerd
writes
the
Ve1nari Dualegacy.

  24. 24. Candi:

Eddie,
long
Cme
no
see,
LOVE
the
dress.
 Well,
at
least
I’m
not
going
to
have
to
hear
whatever
she’s
saying
about
balls.
 ***
 Candi
is
the
author
of
the
Uglacy
and
the
Precacy
and
is
currently
wriCng
the
Chili  Catastrophe.

  25. 25. Meanwhile,
Other
PB
has
made
her
way
towards
the
cake,
like
a
sensible
 Simself.

And
why
not?

You
don’t
know
how
I
suffered
for
that
cake,
 Other
PB.

  26. 26. Let
us
know
how
it
is,
hmm?

  27. 27. Stacilee:

Mm.

Looks
good.
 De:

I
want
a
closeup.
 No
way,
De.

This
is
where
I
learned
about
what
happens
when
you
mix
Lyran
skins
with
 certain
All‐About‐Style
meshes.
 Cassius:

Aw,
Ma,
you’re
no
fun.
 ***
 Stacilee
writes
the
Whedonberry Legacy.



  28. 28. Decimus:

So
you’re
not
married
because
he’s
sCll
a
teenager?

Is
that
why
 you’re
running
around
with
the
goodies
almost
on
display?

Aren’t
you
worried
 about
where
that
cake
might
wind
up?
 De:
(jabs
at
cake)

  29. 29. Candi:

Hmm.  Flavius s1ll as big of a dork as ever.  Eddie looking  scrumlicious in a grass skirt.  Maybe I can. . .

 Since
you’re
both
townies,
no
you
can’t.

And
Eddie
is
immortal.
Being
a
 High
Priest
of
Cat
ought
to
be
worth
something.

  30. 30. Cassius:

Psst.

De.

DE.
Turn
around.
 Stacilee:

Geez,
Cassius,
could
you
BE
any
more
immature?
 Cassius:

I’m
a
teenage
boy
and
a
Romance
Sim
with
it;
whaddya
want?

  31. 31. I’m
going
to
stand
right
in
front
of
you,
De.

Believe
me,
I’m
doing
 everyone
a
favor,
including
you.

  32. 32. AFTER
the
wedding.

I
started
Sextus
as
a
teenager
and
I
actually
forgot
to
 get
them
their
first
kiss
unCl
aJer
they
were
married.

Oops.

  33. 33. TerCus:

That’s
a
licle
puritanical
even
for
you,
I‐don’t‐remember‐how‐many‐ Cmes‐Great‐Grandma.
 I
SAID
Oops!

  34. 34. The
Almighty
Robinoli,
of
It’s a Legacy Darling!
fame,
stops
by,
once
again
 proving
that
when
you
don’t
play
the
game,
it
plays
you.
 Sextus:

Yeah,
we
secled
in
precy
well.

Otherwise,
no,
nothing’s
new.

Why?

  35. 35. Are
you
sure?

  36. 36. I
told
you
something
else
was
going
on.

Looks
like
the
next
Marian
heir
is
 on
his
way.

Unless
he
is
a
girl.

  37. 37. The
good
thing
about
this
new
open
plan
is
that
it
leaves
lots
of
room
for
 everyone
to
panic,
though
perhaps
the
trés
modern
stove
hood
doesn’t
 fit
with
the
decor.

  38. 38. Got
it
in
one,
Other
PB!

One
Roman
boy.

One
Roman
boy
with
Penguingirl’s
 custom
Sparkling
Blue
eyes.
 We’re
running
short
on
number
names,
so
let’s
call
him
Duodecimus
(Number
 Twelve.)

There’s
no
parCcular
logic
to
the
numbers
anymore,
as
I
reCre
 previously
used
numbers,
much
like
football
jerseys.

So
since
there
has
already
 been
a
Secundus,
a
TerCus,
a
Quintus,
a
Sextus,
a
SepCmus,
an
Octavius,
and
a
 Decimus,
I
figured
we
might
as
well
jump
to
twelve.




  39. 39. Duodecimus:

Great‐Grandpa
is
a
Popularity
Sim.


 Not
that
there’s
anything
wrong
with
that.

  40. 40. “Hurray,
it’s
a
baby!”

  41. 41. Sextus:

Well,
Cme
to
take
out
the
trash.
 Robinoli:

Isn’t
anyone
going
to
thank
me
for
arranging
this?
 Not
unCl
you
explain
what
you’re
doing
in
a
bathing
suit,
no.

  42. 42. Regrecably,
you
will
see
a
good
deal
of
this.

I
am
playing
so
slowly
that
if
I
do
 not
start
doing
some
age
cheats
with
the
kids,
I
will
never,
ever,
reach
 GeneraCon
Ten.

Besides,
I’m
sure
you
want
to
see
what
he
looks
like.

  43. 43. Mommy’s
nose,
perhaps,
and
Sextus’
Mirror
Blue
eyes,
plus
a
reasonable
 personality:

Aries,
5/10/8/8/4.

If
he
winds
up
being
another
Marius
Pop
 Sim,
at
least
he
has
the
personality
to
be
a
good
Pop
Sim.

  44. 44. Other
PB:

I’m
exhausted.

Seriously,
I’m
asleep
on
my
feet
here.
 Just
one
Cckle
for
the
cameras?

  45. 45. Orikes:

Nice
work.
 Purple
Bunny:

You
COULD
offer
to
take
the
baby,
Grandma.

I’m
not
selfish.

 I’m
willing
to
share.
 Pleasure
Simselves:

you
have
to
admire
their
focus.

  46. 46. Luckily,
Sextus
is
more
than
willing
to
be
the
good
daddy,
as
he
doesn’t
 have
a
job,
and
Other
PB
wasn’t
kidding
when
she
said
she
was
asleep
on
 her
feet.

  47. 47. D’aw,
isn’t
he
cute?

Remember,
this
family
tree
started
with
Cassius.

I
think
 with
all
the
Simselves,
including
De,
Denise,
Pen,
Orikes,
and
Purple
Bunny,
 they’re
gepng
cuter
all
the
Cme.
 /disgusCng
flacery

  48. 48. Why,
what
is
this
mysterious
community
lot?

Let
us
visit
it
again
in
the
 dayCme.

  49. 49. It
appears
to
be
some
sort
of
wedding
emporium.

  50. 50. Mysterious
proprietor:
Alors,
you
have
rendered
me
unidenCfiable,
non?
 No.
 MP:

Always
I
am
the
owner
of
this
Shuffle
Off
Wedding
Palazzo.

I
do
not
 know
why
is
this.


  51. 51. De
and
Rubyblue:

Because
it’s
fuuuuunnn!
 Rubyblue,
I
thought
you’d
be
at
home
with
Lycon.

Strictly
speaking,
you’re
not
a
Roman.
 Rubyblue:

But
I’m
a
Simself.

And
I
wanted
to
dance!
 ***
 RubyBlue
is
the
author
of
Goldilocks and the Nine Heirs,
but
she
also
married
a
very
 important
GeneraCon
Six
spare.

Since
he’s
the
official
historian,
they
are
likely
to
be
around
 forever.
 This
was
not
solving
the
difficulCes
of
Cassius
and
De’s
age
warp.

In
fact,
there
were
quite
a
 lot
of
Roman
boys
who
were
teenagers.

And
so
there
was
only
one
thing
to
do.

  52. 52. Send
them
to
college.
 Now
you
know
one
reason
this
update
has
taken
two
months.

I
had
to
play
 several
Roman
boys
at
least
partway
through
college.
 First
order
of
business
was
to
get
them
enrolled,
with
a
decent
GPA.

Then.
.
.


  53. 53. Second
item
on
the
agenda
was
to
get
Cassius
together
with
De.

The
following
 pictures
are
for
your
disbelieving
pleasure.
 1)
De
is
actually
Cassius’
First
Kiss.

Since
he
started
as
a
teen,
there
is
no
Mystery
Sim
 stuff
here.

Come
to
think
of
it,
this
is
how
they
started
off
in
the
Cassius
Marius
BC.

  54. 54. D’aw.

  55. 55. De:

Why,
Cassius,
this
is
so
sudden!

  56. 56. De:

Now
which
finger
does
it
go
on
again?
 Cassius:

Ah,
just
put
the
dang
thing
on
already.

  57. 57. Catch
that?

He
actually
*rolled
the
want*
to
Get
Engaged.

This
wasn’t
 about
upping
the
relaConship
score,
as
they
were
already
at
100/100,
or
 close.

I
am
so
glad
I
wasn’t
drinking
anything
at
the
Cme,
or
my
keyboard
 would
have
shorted
out
from
the
spit‐take.

  58. 58. De:

Aw,
Cassius.

You
mother
just
isn’t
very
romanCc,
is
she?
 Cassius:

Got
that
right.

  59. 59. Anyway,
De
seems
pleased
about
the
way
things
worked
out,
so
now
it’s
 Cme
to
secle
the
other
boys.

  60. 60. There
are
a
few
other
Romans
here:

the
lone
Caesar
is
Titus,
while
Algernon
 and
Cassidy
are
another
branch
of
the
Marius
family.
 Cassidy
was
originally
a
VeCnari,
but
owing
to
Cypress
VeCnari’s
legendary
 abusive
parenCng
skills,
Cass
was
taken
away
by
the
Social
Worker
and
 adopted
by
Algernon’s
father
Earnest.
 In
my
original
neighborhood,
Titus
wound
up
with
Meadow
Thayer
and
 Algernon
with
a
red‐headed
dormie
named
Madeleine,
but
I
thought
it
would
 be
interesCng
to
try
the
Matchmaker
and
see
what
everybody
got.


  61. 61. No,
we
are
not
going
there.

  62. 62. Matchmaker:

You
like?
 Titus:

I,
um.
.
.
 No
you
do
not
like,
because
Doc
Nerd
seems
to
have
dibsies
on
half
the
 Knowledge
Sims
in
this
town.

We
are
not
adding
Family
Sims
to
the
mix.

  63. 63. Cassidy’s
first
Matchmaker
Drop
was
Knut
Alioto
from
Takemizu.

I
hate
 gepng
BV
NPCs.

You
can
only
invite
them
over
for
three
days
at
a
Cme.

 It’s
like
some
horrible
internet
meetup:

“Gosh,
you
sure
are
balder
than
 your
picture!”
and
then
they
won’t
go
home.

Second
Cme
lucky,
Cassidy.

  64. 64. Second
Cme
VERY
lucky.


 Yes,
I
succumbed
to
the
virus
known
to
fans
of
Doc
Nerd’s
VeCnari
Legacy
as
 “Cassbert”:

hooking
up
Cassidy
VeCnari
with
Gilbert
Jacquet.

Which
is
 curious,
as
that
is
not
VeCnari
canon,
or
at
least
it
isn’t
yet.

  65. 65. It
didn’t
take
long
for
Algernon
to
track
down
the
Madeleine‐equivalent,
 and
since
they’re
both
Family
and
have
three
bolts,
and
she’s
precy
 much
the
same
girl,
they
got
along
like
a
villa
on
fire.

  66. 66. Titus
was
trickier.

I
menConed
that
he
was
originally
with
Meadow
Thayer,
but
 of
course
there
is
no
Meadow
Thayer
in
Weivtnasaelp.

There
is,
sort
of,
but
 she’s
a
teenaged
boy
named
Medwyn.

So
I
had
to
create
an
extracted
adult
 Meadow
for
him.
 They’re
also
both
Family
Sims.

Premature
commitment
ahoy!

  67. 67. What
followed
was
a
disgusCngly
sweet
Family
Sim
courtship
in
parallel.

  68. 68. Couldn’t
have
been
easier
with
Algernon
and
Madeleine.

They
rolled
all
 the
same
wants,
simultaneously,
like
clockwork,
just
the
way
they
did
the
 first
Cme.

  69. 69. Meadow—maybe
not
so
much.

She’s
Family,
kind
of,
but
she
rolls
oddly
 Romance
or
Pop
type
wants,
like
“Meet
Someone
New.”

I
like
Other
PB’s
 revised,
more
interesCng
Meadow,
but
I
see
where
Closet
Romance
 Skank
Meadow
writers
get
it
from.

  70. 70. Anyway,
Titus
rolled
the
want,
and
she
was
happy
enough,
even
if
she
 didn’t,
so
she’s
the
next
Mrs.
Caesar.

  71. 71. De:

If
I
leave
a
lot
of
expensive
Classical‐looking
date
giJs,
will
that
speed
up
the
wedding?
 OK,
OK,
sheesh.

Roman
weddingpalooza
in
Romanes
Ite
Domum,
Part
II,
coming
soon!


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