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  • 1. HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS-30 Taken from
  • 2. The generation gap It is the one war in which everyone changes sides.
  • 3. I was born to a punctuation vigilant.
  • 4. There are 2 tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.
  • 5. Life would be very pleasant if it were not for its enjoyments.
  • 6. The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.
  • 7. The great advantage of refuge from home life. a hotel is that it’s a
  • 8. Hatred of domestic work is a natural and admirable result of civilization.
  • 9. I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own.
  • 10. Reality is something the human race doesn’t handle very well.
  • 11. • .
  • 12. What the good of a home if you are never in it?
  • 13. I feel very humble. But I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
  • 14. Someone had to accept one; otherwise there would be shelves full of them left.
  • 15. ‘Do you know what a pessimist is?’
  • 16. It’s an odd job, making decent people laugh.
  • 17. When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so soften. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
  • 18. I don’t want to know what the law is , I want to know who the judge is.
  • 19. Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he’ll end up hating you.
  • 20. No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
  • 21. Don’t worry if you never marry. It will save from a lot of vexation.
  • 22. Any man who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
  • 23. All women dress like their mothers, that is their tragedy. No man ever does. That is his.
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