10 Great One Liners

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10 Great One Liners

  1. 10 Great One Liners
  2. Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity!
  3. I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look..
  4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
  5. Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...!
  6. What is the definition of a Lesbian? Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
  7. What is a man's idea of foreplay? Half an hour of begging.
  8. Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony. Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?
  9. When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21 it's like buying a book for someone else to read.
  10. Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.
  11. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
  12. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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