10 Great One Liners

Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity!

I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look..

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !

Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...!

What is the definition of a Lesbian? Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!

What is a man's idea of foreplay? Half an hour of begging.

Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony. Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?

When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21 it's like buying a book for someone else to read.

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.

Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

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