An American's reaction to
powerpoint about English
sweets
A powerpoint by preparedfordementors
Nothing against you, can-u-not-my-wayward-son,
but you're just a little mistaken about how we're
missing out on these trea...
Maltesers
Maltesers are
malted milk balls. Do
you know what we
have that is the
exact same thing?
Whoppers
Which are reall...
Dairy Milk
I have actually seen
Dairy Milk in the store
before. I didn't grab it
because it looked like
just regular choco...
You know what I actually wish they would sell in
the States that I can only get in Canada?
'Cause that shit is delicious a...
Smarties
I agree. These are
delicious and even
here, usually I can only
get them across the
border.
I won't insult you by
...
Kinder Eggs
Well, yes, Kinder eggs can't be
sold in the States because of the
small parts in the toys. (Though I
don't und...
Milky Way
I saw the picture of the
English Milky Way and
thought “that's just a 3
Musketeers bar.”
So if you've had a 3 Mu...
Freddos
It's a chocolate frog...
That's essentially the same thing as chocolate
bunnies around Easter or chocolate Santa a...
Creme Eggs
Wait, did you actually think we
don't have these? I used to
get, like, 6 a week around
Easter time. Occasionall...
In conclusion, if we don't have it, we're either not
missing out because they suck, because we have
something similar, and...
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  1. 1. An American's reaction to powerpoint about English sweets A powerpoint by preparedfordementors
  2. 2. Nothing against you, can-u-not-my-wayward-son, but you're just a little mistaken about how we're missing out on these treats. Let me inform you of how we're not missing out, particularly if you're like me and live in a Canadian border town. Also to my fellow Americans who have never heard of these sweets before, I'll inform you of what they're like.
  3. 3. Maltesers Maltesers are malted milk balls. Do you know what we have that is the exact same thing? Whoppers Which are really gross in my opinion, but whatever.
  4. 4. Dairy Milk I have actually seen Dairy Milk in the store before. I didn't grab it because it looked like just regular chocolate bar to me, which isn't what I usually get. And your argument is made invalid anyway by your own slide. You said that Cadburys was bought out by an American company. It doesn't mean that the quality of chocolate that Cadburys makes here in the States is different.
  5. 5. You know what I actually wish they would sell in the States that I can only get in Canada? 'Cause that shit is delicious and I pity any American who has never had one.
  6. 6. Smarties I agree. These are delicious and even here, usually I can only get them across the border. I won't insult you by saying they're the exact same thing as M&M's. They're not. But they are very similar. It's chocolate surrounded by a candy shell. They're a little bigger and have a crunchier shell. They're amazing, though.
  7. 7. Kinder Eggs Well, yes, Kinder eggs can't be sold in the States because of the small parts in the toys. (Though I don't understand why we can't just have the Kinder Joys. That wouldn't violate any codes. You have to open it to see what's in it.) However, not all Kinder products are banned, I'm happy to say. But they're not easy to find. I was in a duty free shop with a couple of friends and saw a Kinder chocolate bar (of some kind) in there. I would have bought it, but the way a duty free shop works is that I would have had to go across the border and then come back in order to obey the law (I guess?) and my friends didn't have their passports. But it was a king size and was really huge. It was beautiful.
  8. 8. Milky Way I saw the picture of the English Milky Way and thought “that's just a 3 Musketeers bar.” So if you've had a 3 Musketeers, you know what this is. If you haven't had a 3 Musketeers, are you living under a rock? You're definitely missing something if you've never had one.
  9. 9. Freddos It's a chocolate frog... That's essentially the same thing as chocolate bunnies around Easter or chocolate Santa around Christmas. I don't see how that's special. I'm just saying. (The only advantage I see there is you get them all year round.)
  10. 10. Creme Eggs Wait, did you actually think we don't have these? I used to get, like, 6 a week around Easter time. Occasionally, you can find them outside of Easter season, but not often. But these things are the bomb. So fucking delicious, but I can't have as many as I used to. They're quite rich.
  11. 11. In conclusion, if we don't have it, we're either not missing out because they suck, because we have something similar, and/or because we can get it quite easily. I do feel bad for the people who don't live near a Canadian border and therefore can't get some of these, like Smarties and Caramilk. (btw, if you ever read this can-u-not-my-wayward-son, I hope I don't seem mean. The thought to make a reaction powerpoint came in my head when I read your powerpoint. Hope you don't mind too much.)

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