Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a prettygirl for an hour, and it seems like...
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get int...
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - unknown
Help a man when he is in troubleand he will remember you when he is in trouble again. - unknown
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. - unknown
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. - unknown
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. - unknown
Forgive your enemies but remember their names. - unknown
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - unknown
Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia! - unknown
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. - unknown
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  1. 1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a prettygirl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein
  2. 2. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
  3. 3. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones
  4. 4. We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan
  5. 5. It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg
  6. 6. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - unknown
  7. 7. Help a man when he is in troubleand he will remember you when he is in trouble again. - unknown
  8. 8. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. - unknown
  9. 9. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. - unknown
  10. 10. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. - unknown
  11. 11. Forgive your enemies but remember their names. - unknown
  12. 12. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - unknown
  13. 13. Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia! - unknown
  14. 14. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. - unknown
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