Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a prettygirl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - unknown

Help a man when he is in troubleand he will remember you when he is in trouble again. - unknown

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. - unknown

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. - unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. - unknown

Forgive your enemies but remember their names. - unknown

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - unknown

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia! - unknown

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. - unknown