Because I never take a Risk Please do read it till then end, you will die laughing
I never take risk while drinking   When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking  I can hear the noise of utensi...
I never take risk while drinking   I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink  Quickly enjoy one peg  Wash the ...
I never take risk while drinking   I peep into the kitchen  Wife is cutting potatoes  No one is aware of what I did  Becoz...
I never take risk while drinking   I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage  Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem ...
I never take risk while drinking   Wash the  bottle and keep it in the sink  Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard  Bu...
I never take risk while drinking   I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard  But the cupboard's place has auto...
I never take risk while drinking   Wife is keeping the sink on the stove  But still no one is aware of what I did  Becoz I...
I never take risk while drinking   I take out the bottle from the potatoes  Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg  Wash...
I never take risk while drinking   I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!  Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some ...
I never take risk while drinking   I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink  But none of the horses are awar...
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Because I Never Take A Risk

  1. 1. Because I never take a Risk Please do read it till then end, you will die laughing
  2. 2. I never take risk while drinking When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it Becoz I never take a risk
  3. 3. I never take risk while drinking I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
  4. 4. I never take risk while drinking I peep into the kitchen Wife is cutting potatoes No one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk
  5. 5. I never take risk while drinking I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle I take out the glass from the old rack above sink Quickly enjoy one peg
  6. 6. I never take risk while drinking Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard But still no one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
  7. 7. I never take risk while drinking I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard But the cupboard's place has automatically changed I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it in the black cupboard
  8. 8. I never take risk while drinking Wife is keeping the sink on the stove But still no one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I willcut your tongue...! Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
  9. 9. I never take risk while drinking I take out the bottle from the potatoes Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg Wash the sink and keep it over the rack Wife is giving a smile Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking But still no one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk
  10. 10. I never take risk while drinking I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!! Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face... I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack Stove is also on the rack There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
  11. 11. I never take risk while drinking I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink But none of the horses are aware of what I did Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk chopra is still cooking And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what??? I never take a potato I think...
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