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Pj World

  1. 1. FULLEE FALTOO PJ Collection
  2. 2. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? <ul><li>Adidas. </li></ul>
  3. 3. Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new research , 3 +3 = 8 Kaise...............socho socho <ul><li>Very simple …… ...... . .... Galti se !!!! </li></ul>
  4. 4. In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? ................. <ul><li>A - The other 9 fish are crying </li></ul>
  5. 5. Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why? <ul><li>Because under Indian laws, &quot;baal vivaah&quot; is illegal. </li></ul>
  6. 6. One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sits on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? <ul><li>Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant. </li></ul>
  7. 7. 10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? <ul><li>One of them is a widow </li></ul>
  8. 8. What are the three versions of JAVA software? <ul><li>1.) Mar JAVA </li></ul><ul><li>2.) Mit JAVA </li></ul><ul><li>3.) Kar JAVA </li></ul>
  9. 9. Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag. Why ? <ul><li>Because Sehwag is the Opener. </li></ul>
  10. 10. Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? <ul><li>Sports Quota </li></ul>
  11. 11. Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why? <ul><li>Ans. Because he was walking. </li></ul>
  12. 12. What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? <ul><li>Hasi na. </li></ul>
  13. 13. What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....? <ul><li>Push pa. </li></ul>
  14. 14. Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died. Why? <ul><li>B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!! </li></ul>
  15. 15. Shahrukh khan ka plural? <ul><li>ICICI Bank </li></ul><ul><li>Why? </li></ul><ul><li>Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! </li></ul><ul><li>ICICI says - Hum hain naa! </li></ul>
  16. 16. What will you call a person who is departing from India? <ul><li>Hindustan Lever </li></ul>
  17. 17. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? <ul><li>Aamir Khan </li></ul>
  18. 18. Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? <ul><li>Jal-andar Singh </li></ul>
  19. 19. Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga? <ul><li>soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga! </li></ul>
  20. 20. What is the Center of Gravity? <ul><li>its V .............. the center of &quot;gra V ity. </li></ul>

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