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  1. 1. Rumor News that travels at the speed of sound.
  2. 2. DICTIONARY q The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
  3. 3. COLLEGE qA place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
  4. 4. ECSTASY qA feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
  5. 5. OFFICE qA place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  6. 6. YAWN q The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
  7. 7. ETC…. qA sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  8. 8. COMMITTEE q Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  9. 9. CLASSIC qA book which people praise, but do not read.
  10. 10. MARRIAGE q Itsan agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her masters.
  11. 11. WORRY q Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
  12. 12. EXPERIENCE q The name men give to their mistakes.
  13. 13. TEARS q The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
  14. 14. ATOM BOMB q An invention to end all inventions.
  15. 15. PHILOSOPHER qA fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
  16. 16. DIPLOMAT qA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  17. 17. OPTIMIST qA person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
  18. 18. PESSIMIST qA person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
  19. 19. MISER qA person who lives poor so that he can die rich
  20. 20. FATHER qA banker provided by nature.
  21. 21. CRIMINAL qA guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
  22. 22. BOSS q Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  23. 23. POLITICIAN q One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
  24. 24. DOCTOR q A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
  25. 25. S/W ENGINEER q Who is paid for reading this .

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