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  • 1. Rumor News that travels at the speed of sound.
  • 2. DICTIONARY q The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
  • 3. COLLEGE qA place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
  • 4. ECSTASY qA feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
  • 5. OFFICE qA place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  • 6. YAWN q The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
  • 7. ETC…. qA sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  • 8. COMMITTEE q Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  • 9. CLASSIC qA book which people praise, but do not read.
  • 10. MARRIAGE q Itsan agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her masters.
  • 11. WORRY q Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
  • 12. EXPERIENCE q The name men give to their mistakes.
  • 13. TEARS q The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
  • 14. ATOM BOMB q An invention to end all inventions.
  • 15. PHILOSOPHER qA fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
  • 16. DIPLOMAT qA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  • 17. OPTIMIST qA person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
  • 18. PESSIMIST qA person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
  • 19. MISER qA person who lives poor so that he can die rich
  • 20. FATHER qA banker provided by nature.
  • 21. CRIMINAL qA guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
  • 22. BOSS q Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  • 23. POLITICIAN q One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
  • 24. DOCTOR q A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
  • 25. S/W ENGINEER q Who is paid for reading this .