3 - If someone comes to visit you to relax, stand (lay down) beside him!
4 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!
5 - Work is holy, so don't attack it!
6 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!
7 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!
8 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!
9 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!
10 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!
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