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My lightning talk at ACCU 2011 software development conference. …

My lightning talk at ACCU 2011 software development conference.

Yes, my tongue was in my cheek, but it's a serious point.

Enjoy my antidote to software development manifestos.

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  • 1. MANYFESTOSPETE GOODLIFFE ACCU 2011, Oxford, UK
  • 2. Confusion of goals and perfectionof means seems, in my opinion, tocharacterise our age. Albert Einstein
  • 3. it’s an epidemic!
  • 4. politics
  • 5. I have the solution
  • 6. Manifesto<PET_SUBJECT>
  • 7. cheek.insert(tongue)
  • 8. MANIFESTO#1 we believe in a fixed set of immutable ideals over tailoring our approach to each specific situation.
  • 9. MANIFESTO#2 we believe in concentrating on and discussing only the things that interest us over the bigger problem.
  • 10. MANIFESTO#3 we believe in our own opinion over the opinions and experiences of others.
  • 11. MANIFESTO#4 we believe in arbitrary black-and-white mandates over real-world scenarios with complex issues and delicate resolutions.
  • 12. MANIFESTO#5 we believe that when our approach is hard to follow then it only shows how much more important it is.
  • 13. MANIFESTO#6 we believe in crafting an arbitrary set of commandments over the realisation that it’s just never that simple.
  • 14. MANIFESTO#7 we believe in trying to establish a movement to promote our view over something that will be genuinely useful.
  • 15. MANIFESTO#8 we believe that we are better developers than those who don’t agree with us because they don’t agree with us.
  • 16. MANIFESTO that is, we believe we’re doing the right thing. And if you don’t, you’re wrong. And if you don’t do what we do, you’re doing it wrong.
  • 17. (thankyou)
  • 18. QA &Pete Goodliffe @petegoodliffe pete@goodliffe.net
  • 19. @petegoodliffepete@goodliffe.netgoodliffe.blogspot.comwww.goodliffe.net
  • 20. BUMPH DULL, but importantTHIS DOCUMENT WAS CREATED BY PETE GOODLIFFE IT IS COPYRIGHT // © 2011 PETE GOODLIFFE>> ALL RIGHTS RESERVED>> ALL THOUGHTS ARE OWNED>> PHOTOS AND IMAGES ARE MOSTLY SOURCED FROM THE WEBTHANK YOU FOR READING // I HOPE IT WAS USEFUL Version 1.0 2011-04-14

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