Christie: “………………..”

Christie: “*yawn*”

Christie: “Where am I? And why am I naked?”

Snor: “Oh crap. This isn’t the womanizer club house. What are we doing here? Why is
my hair in a weird man ponytail?”

Snor: “Actually, this stupid place has ‘Person’ written all over it! I wouldn’t be surprised
if this was one of her crazy shenanigans!”

Dan: “Maybe we are in her legacy! But I rather get home to my girlfriend Britney
Spears….today is naked Monday!” *wink*

Dan: “What are these bracelets for, then?”

?: “Hello, Peons.”
Shadow: “Who are you?! Where’s the bubble blower?”

?: “Isn’t it obvious? I am Person, and you are in my new legacy.”

Christie: “So why are we naked, then? And what’s with the nurse outfit?”
Snor: “I don’t mind being naked, personally.”

Person: “Isn’t it obvious? You are going to mate with each other! And I will use the
babies! And the beautiful part is, you have zero choice!”
Christie: “Crap.”

Shadow: “…..Excuse me? Who is going to mate who?”

Person: “Great question, Snor and I will mate, Christie and Dan will too, and Shadow,
you get me also! Isn’t it splendid?”
Snor: “Splendid? No! I don’t want my baby to be used in some kind of crazy legacy!”
Person: “No choice! Anyways, Christie and Dan, go into the door on the left.”

Christie: “*sigh* As long as it’s a legacy. Come on, Dan.”
Dan: “Oh god.”

Person: “You too, Snor. Come on.”
Snor: “Okay. I feel like a man skank.”
~Meanwhile~

Christie: “It smells good in here. So what do you think she wants us to do?”

Dan: “Hmmm…..Let me see.”

Dan: “Candles….”

Dan: “Extra soft double bed…..”

Dan: “….And a bar. What could this mean?”

Dan: “I…I think she wants us to……woohoo.”

Christie: “Ew…..remind me to kill Person.”
~Meanwhile~

Shadow: “Weee!”
~Meanwhile~

Person: “Okay. Ready, Snor?”
Snor: “Yup, Person. Let’s do this!”

Snor: “Womanizer power, activate!”
Person: “Woah!”
Snor: “Heehee!”
Person: “We are not doing it like that! Put it away!”

Person: “We will get into these chambers, then when its done one of us will be
pregnant. Probably the one with ovaries.”
Snor: “So not woohoo?”
Person: “Of course not!”

Snor: “Aw…..”
~Meanwhile~

Dan: “So…you ready to do it?”
Christie: “*slurp*”

Christie: “No! I need at least 3 more.”
Dan: “I’m not THAT gross, you know.”
~Meanwhile~

Shadow: “Weeee!”

Person: “Just strip down, and get in.”
Snor: “Person! Can’t we just woohoo, its so much easier!”

Snor: “Yowza! I forgive you, Person.”
Person: “You sick teenage boy. Get in.”
~Meanwhile~

Dan: “*slurp*”
Christie: “*smooch* I can’t feel the gross….only the sexy hotness.”
~Meanwhile~

Person: “*buzz*”

*beep*
~Meanwhile~

Christie: “Oh Dan!”

Dan: “Oh Christie!”
~Meanwhile~

Person: “Come on out, Snor. You can go. Get Shadow in here.”

Snor: “Good luck, Shadow.”
Shadow: “Good luck? Pssh. I know how to deal with Person.”

Shadow: “You listen here, Person! I refuse to carry the baby. I’ll donate my genes
and whatever, but I will not let it come out of me. Got it?
Person: “Sure. I’m a family sim, so whatever.”

Shadow: “Damn, its cold!”

Person: “Okay, Shadow. Time to come out!”
Shadow: “Person, I think I’ll stay in for a while. Woo its good!”
~Back in the love room~

Dan: “That was wonderful, Christie. You know what, I want to do this again. I’m really
excited to see where this relationship comes to. I really want to woohoo again, too. I love
you, Christie.”
Christie: “Um, Dan….This was a one night stand. It means nothing.”
Dan: “But…I love you!”
Christie: “Stop ruining the moment!”

Person: “Okay, I just sped up all your pregnancies. You should feel it soon.”

Christie: “This is not the body of someone on Broadway!”
Shadow: “That’s why Person is pregnant.”

Christie: “Ow! Early birth!”

Christie: “What the hell? Why is the skin Maxis? This baby isn’t mine! Baby it will be
able to sing. Oh well, at least Peyton is a girl.”

Snor: “Person you suck! I feel a baby in me!”

Shadow: “What is this? I’m pregnant?! Person what the hell?!”

Snor: “AHHHHHHHHHH!”

Shadow: “WEEEEEEE!”
Dan: “—Heehee...Pleasure sims.”

Snor: “Ooooh….I’ll name him Austin Powers. Because if he’s like his dad, he will
be a womanizer.”

Shadow: “Ah! It’s a girl! Yay! Mary Jane. Perfect name.”

Snor: “You know what I think we deserve? A streaking party! Woo!”

Snor: “Rock n’ Roll!”

Christie: “Ah! Snor, put some clothes on!”

Dan: “How dare he go nude in front of MY lady?! He needs to pay!”

Dan: “Move, Shadow! I need to incinerate a problem!”
Shadow: “Oooh! Catfight!”

Dan: “Take that!”
Snor: “What? Your flashlight?! Get out of here, you nerd! I’m the hot drama
king!”

Snor: “Daniel! I’ll get you! I hate you! I just had a baby for goodness sake! I can’t
die!”

Snor: “*dead*”

Dan: “Poor, Snor. Got in the way of me and my woman, and had to die.”
Grim: “Yo Dan, he’s going to murder you when he comes back alive. Its on my list.”
Dan: “I’ll deal with that when the time comes.”

Dan: “Christie, don’t you think its sexy I did this for you? Right, it’s sexy?
Christie: “Erm, not really. More stalker-ish.”

Person: “Frammit! This is why I hate simselves! So dramatic! Get out! Leave this
hospital, all of you, and never return!”
~Now we go to the legacy lot~

At this time, I should introduce the founder. I mean, that’s what makes this
story a legacy prologue and not some crazy simself mating story.

Meet romance sim Libra, Broadway Scrubs. Or, Broad.
Broad: “Ahhh…It smells like woohoo.”

Ready for a legacy, Broad?
Broad: “No. But I’m ready for woohooing 10 generations of sims!”
If only that was how it works, Broad. If only.
That’s it for the prologue, I know it was short, but its not a chapter! So make sure to
comment and look for Chapter 1!Bye!