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random quotes to enjoy, entrain and to share

random quotes to enjoy, entrain and to share

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  • 1. Some great one liners, put downs and interesting quotes
  • 2.  If you think you are too small to make an impact try going to bed with a mosquito in the room Betty Reese
  • 3. For sincere advice and the correct time call any number at random at 3am - Steve Martin
  • 4. Build a man a fire and he will be warm for the day – set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life - Terry Pratchett
  • 5. Statistics are like bikinis.  What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. Aaron Levenstein
  • 6. The secret of success is sincerity – if you can fake that you have it made George Burns 
  • 7. I have not failed –I have just found 10000 ways that don’t work – Thomas Edison
  • 8. If you think its difficult to meet new people try picking up someone else’s ball in golf – Jack Lemmon
  • 9. Everyone laughed when I first said I wanted to be a comedian – well they’re not laughing now – Bob Monkhouse
  • 10. We didn’t have metaphors in my day, we didn’t have time to beat around the bush- Fred Trueman
  • 11. I think the expression its a small world is really a euphemism for “I keep running into people I cant stand - Brick Cohen
  • 12. I took speed reading course, and read War and Peace in 20 minutes. .It’s about Russia - Woody Allen
  • 13. The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up in public - George Jessel
  • 14. When I think of Indonesia – a country on the equator, with 180 million people, a median age of 18, a muslim ban on alcohol, I know what heaven looks like - Coca Cola official
  • 15. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them– R Dangerfield
  • 16.  I’d hate to be a teetotaller, Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that’s as good as you are going to feel all day - Dean Martin
  • 17. The amount of sleep required by the average person is 5 minutes more – Wilson Miezner
  • 18. Some cause happiness where they go, some whenever they go - Oscar Wilde
  • 19. A minor operation is one performed on someone else - Victoria Wood
  • 20. Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in - Katherine Whitehorn
  • 21. I don’t like country music but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music denigrate means to put down. Bob Newhart
  • 22. All I ever wanted was an honest weeks pay for an honest days work – Sgt Bilko
  • 23. Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies – Milton Berle
  • 24. A liberal is a person whose interests are not at stake at the moment - Willis Player
  • 25. The marriage suffered a setback when the husband killed the wife- The Guardian 1967
  • 26. In the Eskimo language Inuktitut, there is a single word meaning ‘I should try not to become an alcoholic’ – IminngernaveersaartunngortussaavungaNEW YORK SUN, 2006
  • 27. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak Anon
  • 28. Peter Cosgrove087 6200836peter.cosgrove@cpl.ie

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