The Pause Legacy - Chapter 5: The Thinking Man's Predicament

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The Pause Legacy - Chapter 5: The Thinking Man's Predicament

  1. 1. Hello and welcome back to an exciting new generation.<br />Hopefully Kingfisher hasn’t scared you enough to want to close the page.<br />
  2. 2. The 5 boys of the first generation were competing for the title of 2nd Gen Heir<br />And the winner is...<br />
  3. 3. THIS GUY<br />Jude: “You knew what was going to happen.”<br />
  4. 4. It was close and I am kinda sad that Roy didn’t win. His face melts my heart <3 I stole Mathilda off obsoletedingbat and they are sure to make beautiful babies. Huzzah!<br />
  5. 5. Jude: “Hey Dad aren’t you glad I won, now you don’t have to worry about Zared’s ugly genes passing through the legacy. It’s good lookin’ Jude babies from here on.”<br />
  6. 6. Edmund: “Hey Zared is your older brother and you should love him as much as I do.”<br />Jude: “I do, I mean, as much as someone can love something hideous. Which isn’t much.”<br />
  7. 7. Vasyl: “Sorry to hear about your loss Zared. Jaimey’s at work, but maybe I could lift your spirits. I have wrote a song for you called ‘The Brother I Never Had Yet Yearned For.’ Ahem….<br />Zared, I wish you were my brother,<br />We would have fun sharing life stories.<br />You’d teach me how to be cool,<br />And hold me when it storms.”<br />
  8. 8. Zared: “Oh my God! I forgot! I left my homework on fire!”<br />Vasyl *sings* “Zared, my brother, my brother.”<br />
  9. 9. Jude learns that his girlfriend is slightly insane.<br />Jude: “I know the cure for that.”<br />
  10. 10. Jude: Sweet, passionate kissing action.<br />
  11. 11. Jude: “You like that yeah, I’m gonna use a little tongue next time.”<br />
  12. 12. The little girls Shanna and Santos Jnr. who fought in the kitchen over Roy are now both teenagers and still fighting for Roy’s love.<br />(Yes, Casper Santos’ daughter. I still haven’t learnt her name.)<br />
  13. 13. Ah! Roy, why do you change your hair like that when you have a shower!?<br />
  14. 14. Jude: “See that’s why I don’t shower. So I always look perfect.”<br />
  15. 15. Edmund, you’re an astronaut!<br />Edmund: “Yes it’s all thanks to my loving family. I couldn’t have done it without their support. I can’t wait to go home and surprise them all at once with the big news.”<br />
  16. 16. Jude: “Hey Dad, you look like a traffic cone.”<br />Edmund: “Well at least my other boys will be surprised.”<br />
  17. 17. Edmund: “Welcome home my sons. I have exciting news to tell you, let’s wait for your brothers to come home.”<br />
  18. 18. Jude: “Hey dorks. Dad’s an astronaut now, he’s gonna die in space.”<br />Edmund: *CHOKE*<br />Kingfisher: “Hmm might do homework”.<br />Dion: “Shower’s looking clean, might go mess it.”<br />
  19. 19. Roy: “Hey thanks for having me over Mr. Shanna’s Dad.<br />Dad: “Oh it’s fine. I’m sorry she invited you after we finished eating. She can be a bit evil sometimes.”<br />Roy: “Yes, mmmm I wish I could have tasted it.”<br />
  20. 20. ROY! NO!<br />
  21. 21. Dion, your paintings are beautiful!<br />
  22. 22. ...and we finally have a decent photo for the wall.<br />
  23. 23. So Zared, it’s your big day. What do you wish for?<br />Zared: “Well, I guess I would wish for more people to cheer for me rather than just my Dad and the one brother who pities me enough.”<br />
  24. 24. Your final trait is disliking children? Get outta here.<br />
  25. 25. Hey what’s going on around here around the other side of the house, where no one can see you.<br />
  26. 26. Shanna! You’re becoming somewhat of a stalker.<br />Seriously, she’s worse than Pauline when it comes to harmful flirting.<br />
  27. 27. Shanna: “Listen, I want to make Roy jealous so I’m pretending I like you. I’m using all of your brothers against each other and then backstabbing them without a second thought.”<br />Jude: “I don’t care what you think about anything. All I heard was the part about making out.”<br />
  28. 28. Shanna: *sings* “Ohh I’m a toxic lady, toxic lady. My love will tear you all apart. Toxic love.”<br />
  29. 29. Now that Edmund’s boys are teenagers /grown up I can stop ignoring his wants of fishing constantly and let him fish constantly. It made him happy.<br />
  30. 30. Before I could kick him out I had to spend all day trying to get Jaimey Hart to agree to let him move in. Considering she has a creepy latching on little brother Vasyl (ick) I’d stop being so picky about who wants to actually live with you.<br />
  31. 31. 12 sim hours later they were finally moved him, and Edmund was still fishing.<br />
  32. 32. While Pauline was off flirting with Hank!!!!!!!<br />That’s it! I’m not even trying to save your marriage anymore!<br />
  33. 33. Kingfisher catches a glimpse and is...happy?<br />
  34. 34. Hey! I spent all day moving Zared in with you! I go and change households and you two break up 5 seconds later. And where did that baby come from?<br />Jaimey: “Found him on the porch.”<br />Well go put him back.<br />
  35. 35. No, not where you found him. To like, his parents maybe.<br />
  36. 36. Pauline: “I know what you think you saw, but I’m telling you, you didn’t see it.”<br />Kingy: “Well that was quite a show you put on, but I can see the truth behind the smoke and mirrors.”<br />
  37. 37. Kingy: “You may not know it but I am psychic. Oh yes, I can foresee you tearing your family apart. Father-o, dying of a broken heart. Your sons, run off with hot bikini models, especially that psychic son of yours. And you, die alone.<br />
  38. 38. Pauline: “Go away you little shithead.”<br />
  39. 39. Kingfisher has started this really bad habit of chatting up every single potential girlfriend that comes into the house. And they wonder why they can’t keep their girlfriends. Like Dion’s new girl, Jacky.<br />
  40. 40. Jacky: “Dion! You’re here. You left me with your creepy brother again!”<br />
  41. 41. Kingfisher: “No worries, I’ll be seeing you later ey *wink*.”<br />Jacky: “Kiss me Dion! Take me away from your brothers stares.”<br />
  42. 42. Hee hee. The doorbell rang, and everyone thought about the door. I love it.<br />
  43. 43. Argh it’s Shanna. God-damned stalker-crazy-bitch.<br />
  44. 44. Shanna: “HiiiiRoooy, did you hear about me and Jude? Don’t you just want to take me to your room and teach me a lesson.”<br />
  45. 45. Roy: “Well, that’s not very romantic. I want to write sonnets and sing to my girl outside of her window at night and win her heart with my affection. I want to leave a rose outside her window when she’s not looking.”<br />
  46. 46. Shanna: “Hmmm, all that gay-vibey talk makes me want you even more.”<br />Roy: “Please don’t touch me there. I’m a sensitive soul.”<br />
  47. 47. Edmund: “You know Jacky, I’m always on the lookout of girls trying to take advantage of my sons, I won’t stand for it. But I think you and Dion go well together nicely. “<br />Jacky: “Did you see Shanna’s attempts?”<br />Edmund: “Yes. Pitiful. She won’t be getting her hussy hands on my baby boy.”<br />
  48. 48. Jacky: “Hahahahahahahah.”<br />Shanna: HEY! I can hear you two!”<br />Edmund: “Catch you inside kiddo.”<br />
  49. 49. Jacky: “Oh, Mr. Pause called me kiddo! He likes me. I’m so happy!”<br />Shanna: “I’m gonna kill that old man.”<br />
  50. 50. Jude: “Alright Jude. It’s your birthday. It’s been a long time coming and the pressure’s on. You must grow up to be gorgeous and sublime.”<br />
  51. 51. Jude: “That’s right! If you aint beautiful, you’re no-one!”<br />
  52. 52. Everyone was cheering for Jude, except for one person...<br />
  53. 53. She found a way in.<br />
  54. 54. Computer Whiz trait. Just what a jerk like Jude needs. More abilities to ruin people’s lives.<br />
  55. 55. Hmm, Jude doesn’t look like Edmund as much as I thought he did.<br />
  56. 56. Dion grew up too, not too shabby looking I might add. (Thank you to that one person who voted for Dion too :D Hearts to you.)<br />Anyway I moved him in with Jacky and her family.<br />
  57. 57. Dion isn’t too happy to find Jacky not aging up for more than a sim week.<br />Dion: “Wow, that’s a long time.”<br />
  58. 58. Jacky: “A long time for what?”<br />Dion: “Ummm, to really...prove...how much I love you, ya know?<br />Jacky: “What, like giving me roses?”<br />Dion: “Yes. Roses, exactly.”<br />
  59. 59. Holy glitch batman!<br />
  60. 60. Jak: “Hmm I’m tired.”<br />Dion: “The bed’s upstairs, I guess I won’t follow you.”<br />
  61. 61. Edmund: “Yet another son has spread his beautiful wings and found himself a princess.”<br />Jude: “Ew! Don’t go all squishy and sentimental while I’m in earshot please. I’ll assume you’re on your deathbed.”<br />
  62. 62. Side note: Where is this hair from? I love it but it sits too high on his head. I’d like to find an updated version.<br />
  63. 63. Now that you’re all grown up, you know who to call.<br />Jude: “Hehheh, you bet I do.”<br />
  64. 64. Kingfisher: “Another girl!? If you insist. There’s always plenty of Kingfisher to go around.”<br />Myra: “Hey Jude, is your brother trying to hit on me? He’s not doing it right.”<br />Jude: “Step aside tragic, I’ll show you how to hit on a lady.”<br />
  65. 65. Jude: “Hey baby, check out these guns.”<br />Kingfisher: “We’ll pick this up later.”<br />And like that, Myra was moved in. For a new couple they sure like to argue a lot.<br />
  66. 66. Jude: “Why would you want me to get rid of all the fire alarms? They’re important.”<br />Myra: “No, don’t you see. Fire eats ghosts, it’s their natural food. And if the smoke detectors go off the ghosts will know not to come and then we have to deal with a hungry, angry fire thingy.<br />Jude: “You think fire....is alive?”<br />
  67. 67. Myra: “Anyway I’m off to school now.”<br />Jude: “But school’s finished for the day.”<br />Myra: “Is it? I have to be somewhere, maybe it’s work, Bye love you.”<br />
  68. 68. Jude: “My woman’s insane isn’t she.”<br />
  69. 69. Yes, Myra is a little insane, but maybe she’s cute enough to get away with it.<br />
  70. 70. Myra: “Oh no, my thoughts dropped all over the floor. Please fire, eat the ghosts, don’t eat my thoughts. I need them to remember where I live!”<br />
  71. 71. With Myra’s wad of cash, I was able to get rid of the pink kitchen...<br />
  72. 72. And the rustic bedroom.<br />
  73. 73. Jude: “Um gag? Get a room you geriatrics.”<br />Pauline: “Okay.”<br />
  74. 74. Hey that’s Jude’s new bed. Don’t go getting all freaky-deaky in it.<br />Pauline: “Why not? Someone needs to.”<br />
  75. 75. NOOOOO!!!! My Edmund is getting old. Time, why do you torture me so?<br />
  76. 76. Where would a party be without Jude making fun of someone?<br />
  77. 77.
  78. 78. Gah! Shanna! What are you doing here!? Your weren’t even invited. Again.<br />Shanna: “The usual. Hunting down Roy.”<br />Roy’s at school, where you should be.<br />Shanna: “Of course, why didn’t I look there first.”<br />
  79. 79. Lady: “Oh god, look at that kid. He’s HIDEOUS! HAHAHAHAHAAH! I wish I had my camera.” <br />
  80. 80. Kingfisher: “That old lady is totally checking me out. If she weren’t so old, she might have a chance.”<br />
  81. 81. Myra also aged. Not really sure.....she makes lots of faces for no reason.<br />
  82. 82. ..and with Myra aged there was only one place to go.<br />
  83. 83. Oh poor Myra, you ruined your nice formal dress.<br />
  84. 84. ..and now you’re wearing that for the next few days.<br />Myra: “I hate this kid already.”<br />
  85. 85. Pauline was enthused and busted out the old Pregnant Lady Dance in honour of Myra.<br />
  86. 86. You can tell Edmund’s excited about his first grandkid. Go Edmund!<br />
  87. 87. Jude: “You know I was thinking you would probably want a piece of this always and marry me so I thought I’d better actually tell you to go steady with me.”<br />Myra: “Umm okay?”<br />
  88. 88. Jude: “Great, now I can give you a present.”<br />Myra: “Is it a pony?”<br />
  89. 89. Myra: “*gasp* A really shiny pony?!”<br />
  90. 90. Okay viewers, say no to this face!<br />Hmm maybe not, it’s kind of the face of ”yeah, you so wanna marry me coz I’m the man.”<br />
  91. 91. Myra turns up in traditional crazy lady wedding attire.<br />Myra: “What? It matches.”<br />
  92. 92. Right after their vows they argued and now they hate each other again. Joy. But at least they are married and the baby’s name will be PAUSE!<br />
  93. 93. Why are you crying....and why are you here?<br />Shanna: “That wedding. It reminds me of the one I’ll have with Roy.”<br />
  94. 94. Pauline tries to get Myra to dance and she promptly goes into labour.<br />Will it be a boy or a girl?<br />CLIFFHANGERS!<br />

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