The Pause Legacy - Chapter 4: Please No More Cake...I beg of you


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The Pause Legacy - Chapter 4: Please No More Cake...I beg of you

  1. 1. Welcome back to another exciting episode, some things happen. Other things don’t happen.<br />
  2. 2. The five Pause boys were slowly growing up.<br />
  3. 3. Their kitchen is slowly becoming less pink and their bedroom less farmhouse. I usually have lots more money at this point, and then I remembered. I don’t normally have 5 children in such a short amount of time!<br />
  4. 4. Dion is becoming quite the painter...<br />
  5. 5. While Pauline was lacking...somewhat, anyway I decided to let Dion do Edmund’s painting.<br />
  6. 6. Pauline: “I heard you were painting your father. I want to help.“<br />
  7. 7. Dion: “Umm maybe I should do it on my own, so that it’s know...good.”<br />
  8. 8. Jude: “Need to pee now! Wow, look how clean that is. Zared must have been cleaning that for ages after I finished last time.”<br />
  9. 9. Jude: “Ah, that’s feels much better.”<br />I. HATE. YOU.<br />
  10. 10. Jude: “Is there a face more beautiful than this? If there is, I don’t wanna know about it.”<br />
  11. 11. It’s Kingfisher’s and Roy’s birthday, let’s hope they get even cuter.<br />
  12. 12. No, Kingy didn’t sadly. Damn you Pauline.<br />Was it too much to ask that Pauline’s bears all of Edmund’s children but they get NONE of her genes?<br />
  13. 13. Roy on the other hand, came out a real cutie. Unfortunately I ignored him throughout toddler-hood and he became a snob.<br />Look at his smile and cute little beatles haircut <br />
  14. 14. Kingy: “Roy, I think with all my skills I could become a musical prodigy.”<br />
  15. 15. Roy: “No Kingy. I’m being a musical prodigy. You have to do something else. You can go be an athlete or something.”<br />
  16. 16. Roy: “Then again, you’d smell pretty bad all the time.”<br />Kingfisher: “Oh no! I’ll smell as bad as Jude and Dion!”<br />
  17. 17. Jude’s childhood friend grew up a little......less than, or more than expected.<br />Kingy: “She’s nice, is she the girlfriend you were telling me about?”<br />Jude: “No! Shutup!”<br />
  18. 18. Jude: “Listen Erica, I know I said that I would like you to be my girlfriend, but that was before you turned up looking like a fatty-fatty-fat-fat. I don’t think I could stand to be seen with you.”<br />
  19. 19. Erica: “So because a girl’s not build like a garden rake somehow you think I’m not good enough. Frankly I’m too good. I’m embarrassed to be seen with your prejudice ass.”<br />Jude: “*Yawn* Bored go away now.”<br />
  20. 20. Pauline: “Everyone, it’s my birthday! Come and gather and celebrate with me!”<br />Zared: “I’m busy.....doing homework.”<br />
  21. 21. Pauline: “Well at least one of my boys came to see me.”<br />
  22. 22. Jude: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You’re old, you’re old, ha ha hah, you’re old”<br />
  23. 23. Pauline: “Grrrrrr, get out of my space, you insult of a son. I will destroy you.”<br />
  24. 24. Jude: “Pfft, whatever.”<br />
  25. 25. Pauline, a red short skirt? Really? How about some modesty at your age?<br />Pauline: “When you look this good, you don’t need modesty.”<br />
  26. 26. Edmund: “Guess who got a promo– where is everyone?”<br />At work or school, for the first time since your first child you are at home alone! Enjoy it while you can.<br />
  27. 27. Edmund: “But I like it when my boys are home.....”<br />How do you know that you wouldn’t like it when they’re not home? It’s never happened before.<br />Edmund: “ Jude home first?”<br />
  28. 28. Jude: “Dion, Zared is home. Is the painting ready?”<br />
  29. 29. Dion: “It sure is Jude. He’s going to regret ever ruining my paintings . Yep, when Zared sees that painting he’s going to freak!”<br />
  30. 30. Zared: “Hey guys, huh? What is that?”<br />Dion: “I made a painting of you. Do you like it?”<br />Zared: “I think I’m going to be sick.”<br />
  31. 31. Dion: “Classic! Did you see him!?”<br />Jude: “Yeah! He was like ‘OH MY GOD, THEY PAINTED ME I’M GOING TO GO CRY, I’M A PANSY.’!”<br />Dion: “He sure was.”<br />
  32. 32. Pauline: “Don’t worry Zared, I still love you.”<br />Zared: “Mum, I’ll be straight. I don’t like you.”<br />Pauline: “What, why!?”<br />Zared: “One you cheated on Dad right in front of him, in front of me! And two, you gave me this face!”<br />
  33. 33. I crossed back over to the kitchen and two kids I didn’t see come to the house starting fighting.<br />
  34. 34. Santos Jnr. “He’s my boyfriend, Shanna!”<br />Shanna! “No he’s not, Roy said he likes me!”<br />
  35. 35. Shanna: “Woah, that made me dizzy.”<br />
  36. 36. Shanna: “Heh, that will show her.”<br />Santos Jnr: “Don’t think this is over Shanna. I’ll get you and then me and Roy will be together forever!”<br />
  37. 37. Zared was rarely home anymore and spent all his time with his new lady, Jaimey Hart.<br />
  38. 38. While Roy also had a female companion.<br />Santos Jnr. “Okay, be cool. You’re sitting right next to Roy! Don’t mess it up, be natural.”<br />
  39. 39. Santos Jnr. “ live in a house. I in a house.”<br />
  40. 40. Hey, go back and talk to Santos Jnr.<br />Roy: “Hmm?”<br />The little funny girl-thing, go talk to her.<br />Roy: “No, it’s not time for school.”<br />Bioshock sucks in yet another player.<br />
  41. 41. Kingfisher was also rarely at home. But instead of meeting ladies and getting into mischief I always found him just doing his homework.<br />
  42. 42. Umm, why did I put you in charge of the painting again?<br />Dion: “I welcome constructive criticism, but you’re just being mean..”<br />Sorry. <br />
  43. 43. Jude! Pretty lady, get over there!<br />
  44. 44. It’s Myra Mae. She grew up very pretty. Time for Jude to lay on the smooth moves.<br />
  45. 45. Jude: “Yo pretty thang, we should totally hook up.”<br />Myra: “Why?”<br />Jude: “Because we’re both utterly gorgeous. Think of our children.”<br />Myra: “......what else?”<br />
  46. 46. Jude: “Did I also mention I happen to be very rich?”<br />Myra: “Oh yeah, then why is all your stuff on the lawn?”<br />Jude: “Garage sale. Wait, rich people don’t have garage sales. Private auction. Are you on the guest list? I may need to check your invitation.”<br />(That’s not her ear. Someone is on the treadmill behind the wall. It’s their elbow) : |<br />
  47. 47. I’m so glad these two get along again.<br />
  48. 48. Dion: “Zared, Zared. Mum said that if you don’t take what you said back she’ll set you on fire when it’s...”<br />
  49. 49. Dion: “Hey, transformers.”<br />Zared: “When it’s what? Dion, hello?”<br />Pauline: “I will though.”<br />
  50. 50. So Zared, excited about the infinite universe yet?<br />Zared: “Huh? No I’m actually on the lookout, Jude said he’d train butterflies to spell out my name. The abomination! I can’t let that happen.”<br />
  51. 51. Zared: “OUCH! Not a good idea to look into the sun when using a telescope. Kingy, you takeover for me.”<br />
  52. 52. No sooner had Kingfisher taken over for Zared, he found something amazing.<br />Kingy: “Meteor, oh my, meteor, Found a meteor, must go now.”<br />
  53. 53. That big and it’s only worth $102! There are seven mouths to feed meteorite. Try to be a little more expensive next time.<br />
  54. 54. Go promotion. Edmund, you look so sexy.<br />Edmund: “Yes I know, it’s all part of the service of the military. With these swanky shades no one will recognise me infiltrating the enemy.<br />
  55. 55. Jude: “Hah hah, you’ve got a little girlfriend, and she’s ugly.”<br />Roy: “The girl from yesterday doesn’t like you because you’re poor.”<br />Jude: “Beat it Ringo.”<br />
  56. 56. Roy has grown on me. I spited him at first for being cuter than Kingfisher but he won me over. He wins everyone over.<br />
  57. 57. FINALLY! The last birthday before the heir is chosen.<br />First birthday in ages that everyone is present for.<br />
  58. 58. ..but Jude is the only one who seems to be mocking them.<br />
  59. 59. If there’s anything worse than a snob, it’s a cheap snob who can’t clean up after himself.<br />But he’s so utterly adorable. He got the best parts of genes from Pauline and Edmund.<br />
  60. 60. Kingfisher didn’t fare quite so well. He seemed to have hit his cuteness peak in toddlerhood which is never good. Sorry Kingfisher, blame your mother.<br />He was the only one to receive all positive traits though.<br />
  61. 61. Kingy: “Curse you beautiful brother.”<br />Now that all 5 boys are teenagers it’s finally time for an heir vote. It’s quite exciting not knowing who I’ll continue playing with.<br />
  62. 62. A look at Sims 3 genetics<br />
  63. 63. I also went to into CAS to see what Edmund’s and Pauline’s girls would have looked like. I have no idea where the lips came from, but they weren’t too bad, apart from the last one. Look at that bottom lip!<br />
  64. 64. Vote for your favourite Pause son now.<br />