How

NOT
to rent a car


by Paul Schreiber
Starring
Starring
The San Diego Airport Avis
Starring
The San Diego Airport Avis
Starring
The San Diego Airport Avis
At Avis, they try harder
They just don’t try hard enough.
At Avis, they try harder
They just don’t try hard enough.
July 22, 2007
I was hoping for sun, but the marine layer
had settled in.
Here’s the Avis
I waited in line
Agents mulled around in the back room.
Finally, it was my turn
Roberto (13414) grudgingly helped me.
Mid-size or
        small car?         Economy,
                            please.




Avis said I had two
reservations
I...
Finally, my car
Chevy Cobalt LT (space E23). It’ll do.
This nice note was inside
Thanks, Luis!
Wait a minute
This car’s a mess.
Nobody washed the mirrors
Nobody washed the mirrors
The ceiling’s dirty, too
The ceiling’s dirty, too
The ceiling’s dirty, too
Really dirty.
The armrest is dirty
Did I get Christina
Aguliera’s car?
Dirty, dirty, dirty.
Check out the controls
Check out the controls
Check out the controls
Missing paint and they come apart.
A two-for-one deal.
Same on the other door
Paint flakes. Sale on aisle E.
Oh well!
Better luck next time.
How

NOT
to rent a car

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How NOT to rent a car

  1. How NOT to rent a car by Paul Schreiber
  2. Starring
  3. Starring The San Diego Airport Avis
  4. Starring The San Diego Airport Avis
  5. Starring The San Diego Airport Avis
  6. At Avis, they try harder They just don’t try hard enough.
  7. At Avis, they try harder They just don’t try hard enough.
  8. July 22, 2007 I was hoping for sun, but the marine layer had settled in.
  9. Here’s the Avis
  10. I waited in line Agents mulled around in the back room.
  11. Finally, it was my turn Roberto (13414) grudgingly helped me.
  12. Mid-size or small car? Economy, please. Avis said I had two reservations I only had one. I swear.
  13. Finally, my car Chevy Cobalt LT (space E23). It’ll do.
  14. This nice note was inside Thanks, Luis!
  15. Wait a minute This car’s a mess.
  16. Nobody washed the mirrors
  17. Nobody washed the mirrors
  18. The ceiling’s dirty, too
  19. The ceiling’s dirty, too
  20. The ceiling’s dirty, too Really dirty.
  21. The armrest is dirty
  22. Did I get Christina Aguliera’s car? Dirty, dirty, dirty.
  23. Check out the controls
  24. Check out the controls
  25. Check out the controls Missing paint and they come apart. A two-for-one deal.
  26. Same on the other door Paint flakes. Sale on aisle E.
  27. Oh well! Better luck next time.
  28. How NOT to rent a car Follow the story here: http://paulschreiber.com/blog/

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