1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a ma...
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.



8. Any married man should forge...
the computer.

6]There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo recorder.
We request u to add the same i...
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Difference Between Man & Woman

  1. 1. 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before and after marriage. 6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
  2. 2. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear 1)This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice. 2)After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password field only * comes. 3)But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced the problem only in Password field. We checked with Hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****. 4)But I request u to check this as we our self don't know what is the password!!!. 5)The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down
  3. 3. the computer. 6]There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo recorder. We request u to add the same in future. 7]There is an option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after clicking started running and he has run up to Amritsar from Chandigarh. So we request u change that to SIT, So that we can click that by sitting. 8]One doubt is that can I click Re-Cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home. Is there a separate option as Re-Scooter bin available in the system? 9]In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer view of the mail. Is there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail? 10]The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our house. So I searched for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the same there also. Is it a bug? Rest In next letter. Yours Anonymously

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