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Otis pig facebook messages of everyone i've kissed


I spent my Valentines day reading through old Facebook messages of everyone I've kissed in my life. I went way deep, back to the earliest messages still floating around in Facebook's database. It was …

I spent my Valentines day reading through old Facebook messages of everyone I've kissed in my life. I went way deep, back to the earliest messages still floating around in Facebook's database. It was a weird experience. I'm not sure how I feel about it. But now I have this poetry book. It's a pretty short book. You can make one just like it! It's easy and fun. Read the back page for more info.

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  • 1. The Oldest Recorded Facebook Messages Still Available Online Between Me and Everyone I’ve Kissed So Far As of February 14, 2014 Otis Pig
  • 2. 2014 share-alike attribution license.
  • 3. No results
  • 4. 3/12, 12:19am speak speak ?? hey what are you doing nothing important or fun will you come spend the night with me can i finish what i’m doing first? 4
  • 5. how come you didnt respod to my text messages i didn’t get them i mean i haven’t checked my phone those are all terrible messages yes 5
  • 6. 3/12, 12:19am Joel, that picture, yikes. Are you ok? Do you still believe that? Have you found a means for it? Just tell me you were exaggerating please. Does it hurt much? I still don’t get it. 6
  • 7. I think the breakdown started when I went to get my legs waxed because a.) I was lonely b.) I didn’t want him to be disappointed c.) I’m passive aggressively spending money to hurt him. [which may also be the reason i am contacting you] And I don’t even believe in it, I seriously think it is morally wrong. 7
  • 8. Mostly I’m glad you’re out there. He just needs all of my attention right now. Godspeed to you and yours. 8
  • 9. No results
  • 10. No results
  • 11. 5/19, 12:15pm You make the sun rise in my heart. 11
  • 12. okay good luck with the rest of your day 12
  • 13. 11/26, 4:55pm how are you? good! how are you? super duper good YEAH coooooool fuck yeah this is great 13
  • 14. and i was going to ask but you’re already here ha i was going to ask but i dont really know other than it’s great! ha 14
  • 15. listen i have to go can i have your number? 509 280 8964 great! see you! super! bye! 15
  • 16. 1/1, 7:43pm just reminding you my boyfriend & i are coming out to california on the 9th. we would like to stay with you & emji too if they’re around. we could cook you dinner. would you have space on couch/a bed for a day or two? let me know. 16
  • 17. You are welcome to stay at our place a night or two. We have a bed couch thing whatever those are called. I work on Mondays and Thursdays. Let me know which day or days you want to stay. 17
  • 18. 12/8, 4:51am hello? are you there? you’re the only other one awake do you have phone? hi did you get my message? 18
  • 19. 1/1, 7:43pm yr really coming to the bay? That is great! let’s hang out Totally. :-) you’re welcome to stay with me while yr here Haha that is super nice of you, but I already have a place to stay oh ha ok 19
  • 20. 10/10, 8:44am You are kissing me on the ear while i write this! playlist/0SkqazsO9R2c6uVnZc3Jk2 20
  • 21. 8/17, 2:20pm :-( :-/ :-) :-o how do we video chat? 21
  • 22. 10/10, 8:44am ugh why aren’t you in my bed computer not as good to cuddle with as person don’t you remember the sound of music ? i find you rather un-lame well...ha. goodnight. 22
  • 23. 10/2, 10:55pm wait who are steve and lindsey? poets - steve orth, lindsey boldt oh one day i will know about poets aren’t you one? yea but i’m more of an impostor how? idk u’ll see 23
  • 24. 8/17, 2:20pm facebook is freaking me out i hate that i care maybe its a glitch anyways i’m feeling better i want to be friends in real life i assume you hate all my dog pictures 24
  • 25. 1/21, 12:38pm hey!! do you want to hang out! Seen Feb 3 25
  • 26. No results
  • 27. 10/13, 5:10pm i stopped by your house last night i thought there was a show but no, i miss oakland i’m working for a woman now i need more copies of that book you showed me do they sell them where you work i thought there was a show but no, nothing. hopefully i will be back to 56th someday! let me know 27
  • 28. 1/28, 5:23pm the last thing you said to me in person was “if I don’t come back u know it’s safe” lol hahaha yes 28
  • 29. You can write this book too It’s super easy and fun. All the words already there. Just go through your Facebook message history with every person you’ve kissed so far, and pull lines from the earliest available chats. If you search for someone you’ve kissed and no results appear, don’t feel bad. Just write No Results. Facebook isn’t perfect. – Be discerning, and sensitive of private information – Be brief. Treat it like a poem but stay honest – Make each poem title the time stamp of that message – Don’t include the names of your sweethearts – Never indicate who is speaking Send your text to For the first 20 responses (or until March 15th, whichever comes first), I will lay out a book that looks exactly like this book, except that it will be full of your internet romance memories instead of mine. You can do whatever you want with it: print it, share it, disown it. But I won’t lay out anything I find ignorant or distasteful. Sorry haters. Love is real!
  • 30. TIMELESS INFINITE LIGHT is an Oakland-based small press that publishes poetry and environs with a heavy, west-coast lean towards the experimental/political/mystical. Sometimes our books look like books, and sometimes they don’t. Join us step into the lifestream fuck the police.